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Crazy Ferret
Caldari SUNDERING Zenith Affinity
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Posted - 2009.05.26 23:01:00 -
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Awaiting orders I sit idle in a trance like state. The friendly coalition has amassed. All guns warmed by the fire from the last fight. All we wait on is one direct order from the goon higher echelon. But the order can't come through. Sadly the radio operator can not make out any distinct orders, but rather only mindless chatter of simpletons. As the stupidity and incompetence that spews forth from the lips of sub human pilots envelops the airways, the lone sound of intellect shines through --- DBRB --- (and his non pedophilic sounding voice) leads the masses like a Cowboy herding his livestock. As they slowly graze through the fields of battle slaughtering whatever they accidentally step on. The distinct sound of "Fofofofo" and "Roy" echoes in the background as it appears the only sound the mindless drones can produce. Still I find myself waiting for some semblance of rational warfare... but to no avail. Merely generic commands dispensed in the most simplest of terms so the blob can understand. Although undoubtedly the upper levels of The Swarm are far superior intellectually then the horde it is a mere comparison of the dwarf being taller than the midget (either way i pity you). Hopefully one day the Swarm can have some actual tactics besides overwhelming numbers, But until that day i will fight side by side with these "Special" children of the universe until our eventual demise of the first person to offer Goons some magical beans. "Only the dead have seen the end of war" this means ROY
P.S - If any goons are reading this ...I will translate into your language.
Fofofofo FOFFO fooofofo ofo roy fo yor R fo O fo Y fofo Boom gf roy boom.
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Spyra Gryra
Amarr Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.05.26 23:04:00 -
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I like this post. It is very good.
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Malcolm Gerwulf
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.05.26 23:06:00 -
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Good use of the first-person present-tense.
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Snowden Vel
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.05.26 23:12:00 -
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boom. big bada-boom.
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Mr Adebisi
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.05.26 23:29:00 -
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O_o
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Gefunkt
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.05.26 23:30:00 -
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Roy :(
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xttz
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.05.26 23:30:00 -
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fofofofo FOFFO fooofofo ofo roy fo yor R fo O fo Y fofo
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MASSIVEMURDERMACHINE
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.05.26 23:30:00 -
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An excellent essay. |
Heinz Rand
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.05.26 23:31:00 -
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fo fo to the fo fo?
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Shadoo
Gallente North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.05.26 23:33:00 -
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GET GOONS OFF BNUNNLER!
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Vadinho
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.05.26 23:35:00 -
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Originally by: Shadoo GET GOONS OFF BNUNNLER!
BNUNNLER...
BNUNNLER...
BNUNNLER...
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dastommy79
Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.26 23:35:00 -
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what happened to royofca?
Former SmashKill Coaliton Leader Stop banning me
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Lasakywa
Caldari Section XIII Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2009.05.26 23:36:00 -
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too many english words for me
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Demos Mast
Gallente Paradigm Council
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Posted - 2009.05.26 23:37:00 -
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A "goons are terrible at this game and have to resort to numbers" thread. I have never heard such a thing before in my life!
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Vadinho
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.05.26 23:38:00 -
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Originally by: dastommy79 what happened to royofca?
He's killing brown people with god in heaven now :angel:
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AgentSythe
Gallente V I R I I Cult of War
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Posted - 2009.05.26 23:43:00 -
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RoyOfCA waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were GKC in Delve. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel JOHNSON were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Roy was a Sigma Squad Best Squad for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships Remedial." Remedial said "No! You will BE KILL BY ****SOCKERS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station THE ALAMO he knew there were GKC. "This is JOHNSON" the radio crackered. "You must fight the GKC!" So Roy gotted his Rifter and blew up the POS. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said R I S E. "I will shoot at him" said SirMolle and he fired the rocket missiles. Roy pew pew'd at him and tried to blew him up. But then the node crashed and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the GKC" he shouted The radio said "No, Roy. You are the GKC" And then Roy was a zombie.
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DHB WildCat
Caldari D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2009.05.26 23:47:00 -
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Originally by: Snowden Vel boom. big bada-boom.
Fifth Element, very good movie.
WildCat
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Wu Jiaqiu
Minmatar Celestial Ascension Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2009.05.26 23:47:00 -
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Originally by: Crazy Ferret Awaiting orders I sit idle in a trance like state. The friendly coalition has amassed. All guns warmed by the fire from the last fight. All we wait on is one direct order from the goon higher echelon. But the order can't come through. Sadly the radio operator can not make out any distinct orders, but rather only mindless chatter of simpletons. As the stupidity and incompetence that spews forth from the lips of sub human pilots envelops the airways, the lone sound of intellect shines through --- DBRB --- (and his non pedophilic sounding voice) leads the masses like a Cowboy herding his livestock. As they slowly graze through the fields of battle slaughtering whatever they accidentally step on. The distinct sound of "Fofofofo" and "Roy" echoes in the background as it appears the only sound the mindless drones can produce. Still I find myself waiting for some semblance of rational warfare... but to no avail. Merely generic commands dispensed in the most simplest of terms so the blob can understand. Although undoubtedly the upper levels of The Swarm are far superior intellectually then the horde it is a mere comparison of the dwarf being taller than the midget (either way i pity you). Hopefully one day the Swarm can have some actual tactics besides overwhelming numbers, But until that day i will fight side by side with these "Special" children of the universe until our eventual demise of the first person to offer Goons some magical beans. "Only the dead have seen the end of war" this means ROY
P.S - If any goons are reading this ...I will translate into your language.
Fofofofo FOFFO fooofofo ofo roy fo yor R fo O fo Y fofo Boom gf roy boom.
Just because goons use their numbers to their advantage doesn't mean you should give up tactics against it altogether.
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Crazy Ferret
Caldari SUNDERING Zenith Affinity
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Posted - 2009.05.26 23:49:00 -
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Originally by: AgentSythe RoyOfCA waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were GKC in Delve. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel JOHNSON were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Roy was a Sigma Squad Best Squad for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships Remedial." Remedial said "No! You will BE KILL BY ****SOCKERS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station THE ALAMO he knew there were GKC. "This is JOHNSON" the radio crackered. "You must fight the GKC!" So Roy gotted his Rifter and blew up the POS. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said R I S E. "I will shoot at him" said SirMolle and he fired the rocket missiles. Roy pew pew'd at him and tried to blew him up. But then the node crashed and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the GKC" he shouted The radio said "No, Roy. You are the GKC" And then Roy was a zombie.
I must add after reading that last post that goons are not the only "Special" people in the universe. Just the largest collection. Goon = The Special Olympics (Proud and Brave) This Guy = The kid that none of the other kids will sit next to on the short bus (And thats bad when special kids won't sit next to you)
BTW royofca is infact shooting brown people from heaven with jesus as previously stated
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Zippernaut
Gallente Sigma Holding Corp GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.05.26 23:53:00 -
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Edited by: Zippernaut on 26/05/2009 23:53:29
Originally by: AgentSythe RoyOfCA waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were GKC in Delve. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel JOHNSON were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Roy was a Sigma Squad Best Squad for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships Remedial." Remedial said "No! You will BE KILL BY ****SOCKERS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station THE ALAMO he knew there were GKC. "This is JOHNSON" the radio crackered. "You must fight the GKC!" So Roy gotted his Rifter and blew up the POS. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said R I S E. "I will shoot at him" said SirMolle and he fired the rocket missiles. Roy pew pew'd at him and tried to blew him up. But then the node crashed and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the GKC" he shouted The radio said "No, Roy. You are the GKC" And then Roy was a zombie.
look how stupid you are. shoulda used goon language
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CARY
Caldari Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.05.26 23:57:00 -
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Originally by: Crazy Ferret Hopefully one day the Swarm can have some actual tactics besides overwhelming numbers,
Hey, we can also spam pos better then Bobby Atless & Company!
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Crazy Ferret
Caldari SUNDERING Zenith Affinity
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Posted - 2009.05.26 23:58:00 -
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Originally by: Zippernaut Edited by: Zippernaut on 26/05/2009 23:53:29
Originally by: AgentSythe RoyOfCA waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were GKC in Delve. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel JOHNSON were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Roy was a Sigma Squad Best Squad for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships Remedial." Remedial said "No! You will BE KILL BY ****SOCKERS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station THE ALAMO he knew there were GKC. "This is JOHNSON" the radio crackered. "You must fight the GKC!" So Roy gotted his Rifter and blew up the POS. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said R I S E. "I will shoot at him" said SirMolle and he fired the rocket missiles. Roy pew pew'd at him and tried to blew him up. But then the node crashed and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the GKC" he shouted The radio said "No, Roy. You are the GKC" And then Roy was a zombie.
look how stupid you are. shoulda used goon language
Im sorry for the omission and to the smart people sorry for the double post but i did forget half the eve population by not posting in thier damn native tongue.
Fo fofofo of fo ro foroy y fo boom ( fo fo boom) bada boom fo roy Alli Achbar foroy FOFOFO
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AgentSythe
Gallente V I R I I Cult of War
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Posted - 2009.05.27 00:00:00 -
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I really, really thought you people would catch the reference. I swear, going from the SA forums to the EveO forums flips the ****** switch.
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Snowden Vel
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.05.27 00:02:00 -
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Originally by: Crazy Ferret
BTW royofca is infact shooting brown people from heaven with jesus as previously stated
Are you trying to tell us that he joined the Air Force?
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M0rning5tar
Caldari Slacker Industries The Boat Violencing Initiative
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Posted - 2009.05.27 00:06:00 -
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Originally by: DHB WildCat
Originally by: Snowden Vel boom. big bada-boom.
Fifth Element, very good movie.
WildCat
Thanks for pointing that out bra. No one would have gotten it otherwise.
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Crazy Ferret
Caldari SUNDERING Zenith Affinity
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Posted - 2009.05.27 00:07:00 -
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You clever Goon using big words .Yes he joined to Air Force and I am now his supervisor and he is but a mere AB (Airman Basic) cleaning bathrooms and whatnot. But don't you speakbad of ROY
fofofo roy fo fofo
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Comstr
Minmatar Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.05.27 00:10:00 -
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Originally by: Crazy Ferret Awaiting orders I sit idle in a trance like state.
This is what happens when a allied pilot spends too much time in the lobby waiting a invite to the ops channel.
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dastommy79
Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.27 00:17:00 -
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Originally by: CARY
Originally by: Crazy Ferret Hopefully one day the Swarm can have some actual tactics besides overwhelming numbers,
Hey, we can also spam pos better then Bobby Atless & Company!
you are the best most informed awesome poster ever. You make me proud to be apart of the eve community and represent your corporation with great distinction and honor. I salute you Cary of BATTLESTARS, i salute you
o7 Former SmashKill Coaliton Leader Stop banning me
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Nikodiemus
Caldari Lone Star Joint Venture Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.05.27 00:27:00 -
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Confirming GS and brosefs did indeed hotdrop 2 frigs with 50 BS and support.... And I was there ;)
<3 goons
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CCP Mitnal
Minmatar C C P
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Posted - 2009.05.27 01:42:00 -
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Locked.
Non constructive thread.
Mitnal Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online Contact us |
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