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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.05.29 06:38:00 -
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Occasionally, as a member of the IEEE...one must visit that pit..Jita.
So there's a can out there. 'FREE STUFF' and the owner of the can. Sitting pretty near it.
Double check...corp of one. And I'm sitting in the iteron of doom... So, I take from the can.
And the fight is *ON*, and I kill him pretty darn quickly. Kestrel dies to Iteron..news at 11. Scoop the
loot..Hey..nice, arbalest rocket launchers.
So, I get this conversation, and find someone who just doesn't get it...
Idiot > lol Idiot > can I have my stuff back Me > No. Idiot > :( why? Me > Those are going to look real nice on my merlin :) Idiot > they're not even tech II Idiot > I'm poor Me > I can't use the Tech 2. Idiot > that was my only ship Me > They're the meta 4. And I don't beleive you. Idiot > they were a gift from a friend Me > Floks who can bait know what they are doing. 'Free Stuff' indeed. Idiot > lol... I wanted to try out the bait Idiot > I couldn't have killed you if I wanted to Me > You're right there. Idiot > so why don't you trade wth me? Me > Because...I could sell this stuff for some decent isk. Idiot > it's going to take me weeks to make back that ISK Idiot > give me half of it atleast Idiot > after all it's mine Me > No..now its mine. Idiot > why do you have to be mean Me > If you wanted to 'try it out' you could have put cheap launchers on there. Idiot > I need it more than you Me > You thought you had an easy kill. Idiot > I told you my ship was fitted by my corp friend Me > You're in a corp alone. Idiot > easy kill are you serious? Idiot > other corp Idiot > old corp Me > Normally, between an industrial and a frigate..the industrial melts. Idiot > you took all my cap in seconds Idiot > there was no way I was going to beat you Idiot > poor skills Idiot > maybe in a few months Me > You're 9 months old. Idiot > with a better ship Idiot > give me my stuff Idiot > barely walking Idiot > you're 3 years old Idiot > not fair Idiot > give me my stuff Me > You had the choice to check before going in for a kill. Idiot > I didn't think you'd be mean and blow my ship up Idiot > I even stopped firing Me > You tried to de-aggress..not the same thing. Idiot > give me my stuff Me > Or you'll what..undock in another over-priced ship and get it blown up from under you? Idiot > I don't have any more ships... that one wasn't insured Idiot > if you don't believe me see that I can't undock Idiot > if you don't give me my stuff I'll have my friend put a bounty on you for 6 months Me > You can undock..you're in a pod. Pods can undock. Me > Oh, please! Me > A nice big bounty. Me > I travel low sec a lot..someone will hunt me down. Idiot > he knows some bounty corps Me > There's no such thing...there are mercenary corps..and you did somethign stupid...
At this point..I go afk.
Idiot > c'mon just be nice Idiot > accept Idiot > you'll probably make three times that Idiot > you're a seasond player you should be an example Idiot > dude... Idiot > don't be an idiot Idiot > HEY THERE MR I'M SO COOL Idiot > accept the contract Idiot > or give me my stuff back Idiot > you knpw what... forget it Idiot > consider it a scrap of meat for the dog you are
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Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.05.29 06:40:00 -
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And, conversation closes. So I start to fly off in a random direction...get a bunch of jumps away when I notice a
contract. The guy sent me a 'want to gift'...wants me to send him 5 million isk...for 'reimbursement'. So, I reject
it and start a conversation.
Me > You're kidding me with this contract..right? Me > You're out another 10,000 isk for the broker fee.. Idiot > why don't you want to pay me Idiot > you took what was rightfully mine and you're not returning it even though I told you I had nothing much Idiot > how much is your frozen corpse worth to you? Idiot > where's my stuff? if you don't give it back the corp I hired will get your corpse back to me where I will
hang it in my hangar bay Me > You make empty threats. Idiot > I'll count to 5 and the contract for your corpse will be final unless you send me 5mil ISK now Idiot > 5 Idiot > 4 Idiot > 3 Idiot > 2 Me > I've got to ask..how much you going to pay for my corpse? :) Idiot > 500mil Idiot > 1 Me > Go for it. Idiot > 0 Idiot > lol... I'm kiddng Idiot > got you didn't I Me > Enjoy your wardec. Idiot > lol Idiot > your corpse is only worth 1mil Idiot > enjoy yours
And I start the vote :) (stupid, 24 hour vote...)
A bit later:
Idiot > hello Idiot > have you thought about giving me my items back? Me > Only when you bring it up repeatedly. Idiot > why can't you just be nce man Idiot > how do you open up a trade? Idiot > helloooooo... Me > Right click 'trade' Me > If you're in the same system. Me > Er..same station.l Idiot > oh... that's why it doesn't show up Idiot > where are you now? Idiot > and who's Naomi? Me > Naomi's my daughter. Idiot > she's cute Idiot > how would she feel if she knew daddy was being mean?
At which point..I send him a freeform, 5 mil collateral. Descritption is for the 2x arbalest missle launchers.
Me > Check your contracts. Idiot > it's ok man... I was only messing about Idiot > I was joking when I said I don't have any money Idiot > just wanted to see if you had a conscience and you do... good man The dumbass actually rejected the contract out of hand thinking I was being 'nice'...So I'll explain it to him...
Me > Actually..if you had looked at the contract Me > You would have paid me 5 mil Me > For nothing. Idiot > :) Idiot > it's a good thing I have a good conscience then... Idiot > I'm craving peach Idiot > so where are you from? Idiot > are you still there? Idiot > hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Idiot > it's 5am here in london so I'm gonna go in a bit... are you there? Idiot > do you want anything? Me > I'm vaguely here. Me > You're the one who convo'd me. Idiot > no I was asking if you wanted anything before I signed out Me > Enjoy your wardec. Idiot > I was just being polite Me > o/ Idiot > are you serious about the wardeck? Idiot > I'll just rejoin the science and trade institute if that's your plan Me > Started the vote right after you threatened me with being a meat popsicle. Idiot > don't waste your money Idiot > I was kidding Me > I can pay for the wardec with those arbalest launchers.. Idiot > you're taking this way too seriously Me > So its free. Idiot > but you can't wardeck me if I'm in a starter corp Idiot > and I can use my alt to manage this corp Idiot > you're hardly causing any problems Idiot > and it's kinda immature
Right... ooookay then.. (continued) --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.05.29 06:43:00 -
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Me > Let me put it this way...all these conversations are being laughed about right now on several
bulletin boards. Me > I'm sewing the tale so far for packaging and distribution on the eve online forums. Idiot > I don't care lol Idiot > did you stop to think that maybe they're laughing at you Idiot > after all you fell for it Me > Aha....right. Idiot > I'll do the same Idiot > Mr. Mature Idiot > why are you taking this personally though? it strikes me as though you have some issues that need to be
heard Me > Look..I would have completely forgotten about this as less than noteworthy. Except for the audacity
of that contract. Idiot > loooooooooooool Idiot > you rejected Idiot > what's the big deal Idiot > this is a GAME Idiot > you seem like a nice fellow Idiot > don't take it personally Me > Of course I rejected it. Why pay you? But at the same time. I had to wonder..what is this person
thinking? That I'm some kind of rube that he can try to bully around? Idiot > you got the items and sold it for ISK Idiot > I wasn't bullying you man... Idiot > bullying would mean you had no choice Me > No, threatening to sicc your buddies on me? Sounds mighty threatening to me. Idiot > what buddies... look at my corp details man Idiot > lol you crack me up Me > Idiot > where's my stuff? if you don't give it back the corp I hired will get your corpse back to
me where I will hang it in my hangar bay Idiot > hahahaha Me > Sounds very threatening to me. Idiot > ok look man... if I pay you what you owe me will you calm down Me > I'm perfectly calm. You misunderstand of course. There are consequences for doing things in this
game. Idiot > consequences? Idiot > for joking about? who's threatening now? Idiot > I have an idea... why not join my corp? Idiot > that way you'll see that I wasn't serious about the threats
Okay....this guy *must* be dumb..dumb like a rock...So I'll explain why this is a bad idea.
Me > Look...that has to be the *stupidest* thing I've ever heard. Me > I would *pod* *you* *repeatedly* Idiot > lol Idiot > you sure do have a temper Idiot > what's the issue now? Me > I'm just incredulous...that you'd even consider having me join your corp. You are quite possibly the
stupidest person I've run into yet. Idiot > it got you angry Me > Look...If I were to join your corp. I would have free reign, without concord intervention, to kill
you repeatedly. Me > Inviting me to do so, is quite possibly, the most idiotic thing I've ever heard of. Idiot > not really... the first sign of trouble and I'll remove you Idiot > butnthat's besides the point Idiot > what's the real issue here... are you just killing time and venting on me? Me > You can't remove me from your corp, unless I dock somewhere. Idiot > again, besides the point... why are angry? Idiot > you* Me > I'm not angry...you keep thinking I am. I'm...flabbergasted frankly. How do you keep breathing? Have occasional reminders sent to you or something? Idiot > They say that when someone is insulting it's a sure sign that they have a poor vocabulary... Don't you know that the way you act is a reflection of the environment you were brought up in? Idiot > Now, if you would please stop being rude and tell me why you're making a big deal out of this? Idiot > You took my stuff from the cargo container and I'm fine with that. Idiot > You tried to scam me out of 5mil and I forgive you for that too. Idiot > You insult me repeatedly and I'm letting that pass. Idiot > You threaten to wardeck me.
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Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.05.29 06:45:00 -
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Me > Oh, that's not a threat..just give it...oh, another 44 hours or so... Me > You should be getting mail in about 20. Idiot > I'll just join the Science and Trade Institute you fool. Idiot > I can't believe how STUPID you are. Idiot > You should cancel the wardeck if you want to save your ISK Idiot > I'll even compensate you if it can't be reimbursed. Idiot > Are you going to be mature about this or what? Me > Perfectly. Wardec should start in 44 hours or so...I can't be bothered to check the exact time. Idiot > I'll be in the Science and Trade Institute by then. Idiot > I'll also have my buddies in a bigger coalition wardeck you. Idiot > Or we could just stop the silliness right here and now. Idiot > sillyness* Me > You see...You've been either 'joking' or 'bluffing' all evening. Me > So I'm just going to call the bluff. Idiot > I've been joking. Are you joking? Me > Not at all. Me > This is of course..serious business...as all internet spaceships are. Idiot > You do realize it's pointless to wardeck me. Idiot > My alt doesn't leave the station. Idiot > I'll be in another corp... Me > I'm just waiting for: Idiot > I'll also have my buddies in a bigger coalition wardeck you. Idiot > Is any of this getting through to you? I'm not wardecking you... Idiot > I just wanted to show you that threats are empty. Me > You're doing a real bad job of that. Idiot > Are you saying you believe my threat of wardecking you? Me > Why not? Idiot > Only time will show that I was joking. Idiot > You are not someone that takes jokes lightly I see. Idiot > So, let bygones be bygones? Idiot > o/ my hand is extended in friendship Me > Look...you want to joke..joke with your friends. You want to joke with a perfect stranger? Idiot > Well, you're hardly a perfect stranger if you blow my ship up and take my stuff now are you? Idiot > o/ friends Me > Wow. Get some sleep man...see you in about 43 hours or so. Idiot > How much does a wardeck cost? Me > 50 mil per week. Idiot > really? Idiot > I was going to send you some ISK to cancel the wardeck but 50mil is too much. Me > Oh, the dec hasn't actually gone off yet...there's a 24 hour vote. Me > Then there's a 24 hour waiting period before fighting starts. Me > So, no money's actually gotten paid. Idiot > If there's a way to cancel it before you start it I advise you to... I won't be in this corp. Idiot > unless you cancel it ofcourse Me > Nope...dec will start as soon as I log on after the vote completes. Idiot > it's your ISK you're wasting Idiot > I'm in the process of training some level 5's so I won't be signing on much... Idiot > Why wardeck me when you're the only one in your corp and you won't know where I am? Me > At any rate...see you tomorrow...and the day after o/ Idiot > but you won't see me if I'm wardecked... that's what I'm trying to tell you
And I quit the converastion...well not 30 seconds later:
Idiot > I'll see you online but I won't fight you so wardecking me is pointless Idiot > you know I'm making sense Idiot > friends? Idiot > Zedrik? Idiot > at least not enemies? Me > Wow... Me > See you soon.
And I close the conversation...again..right back at me.
Idiot > stop jumping out of the conversation man Idiot > I just want to say... no hard feelings... and take it easy Me > Night. Idiot > and you're a very lucky man to have a baby as cute as Naomi Idiot > Goodnight o/
So I finally close the convo and it stays closed... Let's see what happens in the next...40'ish hours or so. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Lana Hellfury
Minmatar Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.05.29 06:47:00 -
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Zedrik Cayne is the best Cayne
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ThaDollaGenerale
The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.05.29 06:58:00 -
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Sensors seem to be picking up a massive wall of text captain.
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Mystafyre
Caldari Dark Materials Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.05.29 06:59:00 -
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Good one
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2009.05.29 07:03:00 -
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..if he stays in that corp, you should open up invitations for see and pee to come and do the P in his ocean.
Amusing read. Can't believe what he's on, but I want some of that ****! - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Fennore
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Posted - 2009.05.29 07:03:00 -
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Epic
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yeomen
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Posted - 2009.05.29 07:46:00 -
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I normally don't approve of rubbing people's failures in their faces in the form of forum posts (that's not a flame, just my humble opinion) but this guy is so mind numbingly stupid that....I just....I don't even know how to put it into words.
"Idiot > ok look man... if I pay you what you owe me will you calm down"
I can't believe you didn't milk him for a while.
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Jack Thurner
LEGION OF THE POTATO PEOPLE
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Posted - 2009.05.29 07:56:00 -
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Haha, awesome
Fancy revealing his name? |
Stygian Knight
Balls Deep Inc.
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Posted - 2009.05.29 08:09:00 -
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EPIC
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Mach 1
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Posted - 2009.05.29 08:25:00 -
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do what i do when the crybabies wont quit convoing you. just set your CSPA to a million isk. you wont recieve any but them spending it to say 1 sentence before you close chat is priceless
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Tristan Coultare
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Posted - 2009.05.29 08:35:00 -
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Our friend is not very successfull at baiting, he lost a Merlin as well in Jita yesterday....
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Ta'jek
Angels Of Death EVE Free Worlds Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.29 14:01:00 -
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you should try having one of your alts contract him a random frozen corpse saying it's yours to see if he buys it.
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RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.05.29 14:11:00 -
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Edited by: RedSplat on 29/05/2009 14:12:10 MASSIVE WALL OF TEXT
and i read it all
If he jumps corps to avoid the dec petition him. You do have rather a lot of evidence that he is doing so purely to avoid the dec.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal it does get progressively longer.
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K1RTH G3RS3N
Haunted House BROTHERS GRIM.
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Posted - 2009.05.29 14:28:00 -
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be friends
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.05.29 14:30:00 -
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Originally by: Jack Thurner Haha, awesome
Fancy revealing his name?
Oh, I wouldn't do that..That might be against forum rules and embarrass the poor chap..
But, for avid readers who might want to know. There is this fine website out there called 'Battleclinic' where there is this 'killboard'
And they seem to be keeping track of all my kills and losses lately automatically... I'm pretty sure I only killed one Kestrel yesterday. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Neacail
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Posted - 2009.05.29 14:32:00 -
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Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Originally by: Jack Thurner Haha, awesome
Fancy revealing his name?
Oh, I wouldn't do that..That might be against forum rules and embarrass the poor chap..
But, for avid readers who might want to know. There is this fine website out there called 'Battleclinic' where there is this 'killboard'
And they seem to be keeping track of all my kills and losses lately automatically... I'm pretty sure I only killed one Kestrel yesterday.
Read the whole thing and didn't really like it. This post, however, is pure gold.
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RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.05.29 14:33:00 -
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So i was thinking of hiring a merc corp called Xerscia Enterprises to wardec Zedrik.
Does anyone know if they are good for the moeny?
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal it does get progressively longer.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.05.29 14:38:00 -
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Originally by: yeomen I normally don't approve of rubbing people's failures in their faces in the form of forum posts (that's not a flame, just my humble opinion) but this guy is so mind numbingly stupid that....I just....I don't even know how to put it into words.
"Idiot > ok look man... if I pay you what you owe me will you calm down"
I can't believe you didn't milk him for a while.
I wasn't going to even bring up the kill.. The original set of tears were okay-ish. The contract for reimbursment is what made it post worthy.
I only really tried to milk him good once by claiming a dec was 50 mil. The guy's obviously rather clueless. And heck.. I'm not really a scammer, don't have the stomach for it. (Extortion, Pillage, Candy from Babies sure..but scam?)
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Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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testickleme
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Posted - 2009.05.29 15:22:00 -
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Edited by: testickleme on 29/05/2009 15:23:29 epic epicness of epic btw be careful when popping its pod it may be contagious whatever it has
edit ps. i cant believe i read the entire wall of text but after the first paragraph i was addicted
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Drunk Driver
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.05.29 15:23:00 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer
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Posted - 2009.05.29 15:36:00 -
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The worst part of all that is, people like that idiot get to vote for people like them to rule over the rest of us.
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Jesslyn Daggererux
Gallente Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2009.05.29 15:56:00 -
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i dont get people with the whole "WALL OF TEXT ZOMFGZORS" problem. if its a good read and interesting to you then you can continue. other threads await. it would be like hitting your head with a really thick book and saying to yourself "wow this sure does suck, IM GOING TO KEEP DOING IT! and then moan about it when its over!" to me this thread was more like a pamphlet giving me a gentle breeze to bask in. -------------------------
Originally by: Jesslyn Daggererux GREAT CHINESE WALL OF TEXT
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Hadrielloress
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Posted - 2009.05.29 16:02:00 -
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Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer The worst part of all that is, people like that idiot get to vote for people like them to rule over the rest of us.
Yeah its another Dark day for Democracy.
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Sky Grunthor
Minmatar The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc. Balance of Judgment
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Posted - 2009.05.29 17:48:00 -
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Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Originally by: Jack Thurner Haha, awesome
Fancy revealing his name?
Oh, I wouldn't do that..That might be against forum rules and embarrass the poor chap..
But, for avid readers who might want to know. There is this fine website out there called 'Battleclinic' where there is this 'killboard'
And they seem to be keeping track of all my kills and losses lately automatically... I'm pretty sure I only killed one Kestrel yesterday.
Are there fake mails there? If so, dispute them and we will investigate. You could also suggest that your "Idiot" go check it out and hang out there a while. I'm sure if he asks some questions he will get some good advice.
BatteClinic Fight Smart! ------------------------------------------------- Search: Sky Grunthor |
Neacail
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Posted - 2009.05.29 18:09:00 -
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Originally by: Sky Grunthor
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Originally by: Jack Thurner Haha, awesome
Fancy revealing his name?
Oh, I wouldn't do that..That might be against forum rules and embarrass the poor chap..
But, for avid readers who might want to know. There is this fine website out there called 'Battleclinic' where there is this 'killboard'
And they seem to be keeping track of all my kills and losses lately automatically... I'm pretty sure I only killed one Kestrel yesterday.
Are there fake mails there? If so, dispute them and we will investigate. You could also suggest that your "Idiot" go check it out and hang out there a while. I'm sure if he asks some questions he will get some good advice.
BatteClinic Fight Smart!
Here, take this 'Reading Comprehension' skill book and train it to at least level 1.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.05.29 18:12:00 -
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Originally by: Sky Grunthor
Are there fake mails there? If so, dispute them and we will investigate. You could also suggest that your "Idiot" go check it out and hang out there a while. I'm sure if he asks some questions he will get some good advice.
BatteClinic Fight Smart!
No no..The mails are all correct. I'm just pointing out the kill that may or may not be 'Idiot' for those who may be interested in finding out. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.05.29 18:50:00 -
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That moron was lucky it was you he was talking to. Far to well mannered Zedrik! I like that it completely escapes him that he was trying to trick and murder an innocent pilot.
I had one guy repeatedly trying to convo me, open station trades and send me contracts requesting his money back which I'd taken, but it wasn't nearly as funny as this guy, more just constant begging.
I hope there's an update.
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