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Bullageddon
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.06.01 04:43:00 -
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Ninja salvage related, hope you get a chuckle out of 'em.
Mission Runner > dude leave Mission Runner > get the **** out of here Ninja Salvager > do you kiss your mother with .. those.. fingers Ninja Salvagere > wait, what? Mission Runner > LEAVE MOTHER****ER Mission Runner > or ima report you Ninja Salvager > for getting sworn at? Mission Runner > theft Mission Runner > so leave Ninja Salvager > if i was stealing, wouldn't i be blinking? Mission Runner > before you get banned Mission Runner > no you are salvaging my wrecks Mission Runner > and i dont want you to Ninja Salvager > oh yeah? Mission Runner > therefore its theft [edit: This part literally blew me away, I just couldn't think of any good reply to this logic.] Mission Runner > go ahead dude and steal from me so i can blow your ass up Mission Runner > either a. leave now or b.im going to report you Ninja Salvager > how much did you pay for that character? Mission Runner > this conversation is over im going to report you
Hyperion MR > what ya doin here Hyperion MR > :P Myself > wreck disposal, its lagging up my game Hyperion MR > leave the wrecks alone :) Myself > they dissed my mama, they gotta go Hyperion MR > sigh Hyperion MR > don't want to kill you mate i really don't Hyperion MR > leave the wrecks Myself > i don't want to die, i'm glad we agree on something Hyperion MR > you got 20 seconds Hyperion MR > after that Hyperion MR > i start shooting Myself > promise? Hyperion MR > yeah Myself > no breaking your promise now
At least he's an honourable guy, kept his promise. Got 50mill from his wreck.
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Arakhaldun
Amarr Big Ghey Corp IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2009.06.01 04:59:00 -
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Haha, last one made me laugh out loud. Excellent.
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Mickey Simon
Noir.
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Posted - 2009.06.01 05:00:00 -
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Originally by: Arakhaldun Haha, last one made me laugh out loud. Excellent.
This.
Never understood how people get that stupid in EVE. Wonder what it's like only ever running missions?
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Agent Known
Apotheosis of Virtue
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Posted - 2009.06.01 05:28:00 -
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Originally by: Mickey Simon
Originally by: Arakhaldun Haha, last one made me laugh out loud. Excellent.
This.
Never understood how people get that stupid in EVE. Wonder what it's like only ever running missions?
Boring...so...boring...
But of course, the grind must go on. I kind of wish people would just leave the salvagers alone, but then again, we wouldn't have these threads if they did now would we?
I always tail a salvage destroyer behind my ship and salvage while my main is tanking...but hey, that's just for speed sake. If someone wants to grab my wreaks, I'm not risking my 100mil ship for salvage that would /maybe/ break 2mil.
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2009.06.01 11:40:00 -
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Missionrunners are really weird in so many ways.. so is many of your local salvage disposal guys.
Had a few occations where I been doing highsec missions between wars/get sec status/isk; local salvage disposal service enters, steals some loot and target me. I go "haha.. that's not gonna work out for you, better luck with next nub" and a friendly "o7". In 90% of the cases they start to spit and spew like a rabid dog and tries to make out as I whined and they somehow won some moral victory. Way to go, biting your own ass, I was cheering on you.
It's more fun when missionrunners starts to scream in local about "xyz stealing my salvage". I'll generally just go "uhm no, he's cleaing up. He should at least get something for taking the time to probe your mission down and take out the garbage"? You always get some fun dialogues out of that.
But in general.. the salvage disposal service are just as dumb as the missionrunners. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Proteus Maximus
Caldari Mine 'N' Refine New Eden Research
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Posted - 2009.06.01 11:59:00 -
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Dude thats some funny sh...t & that moron concording him self is CLASSIC. I'm a MR and can really care less if one of you guys pop in. It's not like it happens every mission and due to the boring nature of MR it's nice to have some conversation. I even had a guy in one night who got scramed and poped. I checked his wreck and it was loaded with a least 3 missions worth of salvage. I convoed him and after the ticker ran out on the theft, we met up and I returned his salvage. Turns out hes pretty kewl and we still talk. I don't get why guys come unglued.... Is just a game. Yes I'm a newb. No I'm not stupid. |
FU22
Beyond Transcendence
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Posted - 2009.06.01 12:37:00 -
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he he hyperion made me chuckle
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Agile Nakajima
Minmatar Freelance Tax Inspectors
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Posted - 2009.06.01 12:47:00 -
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If you've been carebearing up until that point you might not realise just how much of a baby seal most mission fits are up against a PVP-fit ship.
Mission runner thinks - I have a big ship, he has a small ship. I can destroy him. Mission runner shoots at ninja salvager. Ninja salvager warps off. Mission runner thinks - aha! I have scared him away
Only when the ninja salvager warps back in in something nastier than their frigate, and scrambles and neuts our mission runner while the mission runner can't even hit him back, does the mission runner realise their mistake.
To be fair, it's only likely to happen once per mission runner. After that they accept the occasional ninja-salvage and/or loot theft as the cost of doing business*, or just warp out themselves and let the salvager take the NPC aggro for a bit.
*or post endless, whiny threads about it. Most of them don't though, there are a lot more mission runners than salvage whine threads.
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Bullageddon
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.06.01 15:23:00 -
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Originally by: Agile Nakajima If you've been carebearing up until that point you might not realise just how much of a baby seal most mission fits are up against a PVP-fit ship.
True. My 3 month old mission/salvage character has spanked down MRs up to 4yrs old, my pvp myrmidon vs their pve BS.
90% of the time, I'm just in it for the salvage, I don't even touch loot unless they give me reason. === This Space For Lease or Sale. |
YarrRawrDinosawr
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Posted - 2009.06.04 18:24:00 -
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MR's warping out always provides the lulz considering my Vigil scanner/salvager speed tanks the NPC BS's and I get all of the salvage anyway with 100% shield intact. High Octane EmoRageTears make my ship go faster. The only hate mail I got was from someone who's primary language was not english and was a little hard to follow, still seemed pretty mad tho. I always enjoy reading these. |
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.06.04 18:47:00 -
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Originally by: YarrRawrDinosawr MR's warping out always provides the lulz considering my Vigil scanner/salvager speed tanks the NPC BS's and I get all of the salvage anyway with 100% shield intact. High Octane EmoRageTears make my ship go faster. The only hate mail I got was from someone who's primary language was not english and was a little hard to follow, still seemed pretty mad tho. I always enjoy reading these.
I love this too, so funny when they come back and all the cans are magically gone.
I recognise your name, did I trap you in a recon 3/3 once ♥ ?
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Oathborne
Caldari Genstar Inc
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Posted - 2009.06.05 19:27:00 -
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Learned my lesson a while ago about getting too "hot headed" over Ninja's.
Like one of the posters above me said, do you really think it's worth losing a 80-100m ship over 5-10 mil in salvage?
Chances are now, i'll let the ninja know in local that he's free to salvage all the wrecks if he wants. As long as I can try and get the DAMN TAGS out first!
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Ron Bacardi
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Posted - 2009.06.05 20:43:00 -
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Stuff like this makes me wish i could go into high sec. o7
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