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Dramaticus
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.05 00:38:00 -
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16=45 you heard it here folks Please don't use RL pictuers of players in Sig without permission. - WeatherMan |
Ethan Tomlinson
Caldari The Collective Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2009.06.05 00:48:00 -
[422]
umm groons who are u convincing? all i see is brosef posts |
Devian 666
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.05 00:56:00 -
[423]
It's not a matter of convincing. What you do not realise is that in Ken and Barbie they do not tell their own members what is going on when things go wrong. This is why they seek battle reports from goons so that they know what happend. |
Will Hunter
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.05 01:01:00 -
[424]
I would really like to thank out allies for being so awesome, is not only about numbers but boldness at jumping into a massive 500 man enemy blob with grid loaded and ready.
also it must suck to be a pet/allie of kenny right now, taking into acount this daunted firts day offensive was ****ed up and they couldn't graps a decent logistic director (well and lossing a fleet fight too off course), I cant understand how AJ regard can come up with that mission acomplished crap.
''whelp'' days are welp days being deluded and straight out lying to your membership/allies is not going to make things better.
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Devian 666
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.05 01:22:00 -
[425]
Originally by: RavenL0RD Misson accomplished
Your stuff, giev it to me.
Do you realise that you do not have to read this thread?
Signature should be EVE related. ~Weatherman |
Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.06.05 01:34:00 -
[426]
Originally by: RavenL0RD This section of forum should be renamed Noobswarm post section. All i see is noobz spamming these threads with their "glorious" acchievements.
You are quite right, there does seem to be a lot of noobz posting in this this sub forum with uninformed spam. Some examples
Originally by: RavenL0RD
It will not come to that... there are already voices inside the goons/pl/kia/razor/etc alliance who are not willed to fight/loose their ships for a bunch of noobs to gain control over complete delve/querios/period basis regions - and with noobs i reffer hereby to the only noobs existing in eve - goonswarm... known also as noobswarm. Soon things will happen - leaving the noobswarm with no support.
09/05/2009
Originally by: RavenL0RD
Unfortunatelly for you, my poor noobswarm friend, Kenny will not die... who WILL die is the noobswarm coalition. As i said in a prior post, something wonderfull will happen... it already started... but you are probably all too blinded by noobswarm promises to realize it... what i can promise you is... noobswarm will not survive kenny being gone. There are people who will take care of this... and neither will noobswarms allies.
11/05/2009
Keep dying to the noobs
Hi, my name is Flinx, and I am a recovering nano***
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Himo Amasacia
Minmatar Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.05 01:35:00 -
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Edited by: Himo Amasacia on 05/06/2009 01:36:43 According to the NC killboard, in a battle of 8 alliances fighting the invasion of 17 alliances, 130 ship were killed and 46 ships lost.
Prediction, Butter dog will shut up again for weeks. And there will be much rejoicing (not to mention an increase in the average IQ level)
"Constant practice devoted to one subject often outdoes both intelligence and skill." -Cicero |
IronGoldenEagle
Caldari Federation of Freedom Fighters Aggression.
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Posted - 2009.06.05 03:11:00 -
[428]
Originally by: Besomyka
Originally by: IronGoldenEagle
Originally by: Besomyka Kenzoku people keep talking about long-term goals, but all that comes to mind are the Underpants Gnomes.
1. Log-in and x-up. 2. ???? 3. Take Delve!
What's step 2?
I thought step 2 was underpants?
No, no. Stealing underpants was step 1. That's the thing they were doing on a day-to-day basis. Here's what the phases were:
1. Steal underpants. 2. ??? 3. Profit!
The question that none of them could answer was how stealing underpants could turn a profit. It provides for an amusing exercise in imagination as to what it could possibly be.
Regardless of the answer, I think the parallel with Kenny is clear. They do things most days, but their actions don't seem to really lead towards the long-term goal. I don't think they know what phase 2 is.
If they do, I'd be delighted if they'd share.
IDK, im pretty sure phase 2 was steal underpants as underpants are the key to Delve |
dastommy79
Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.05 03:13:00 -
[429]
Easternfront update: NOM NOM NOM NOM
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Yazoul Samaiel
Caldari North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.06.05 03:15:00 -
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Originally by: RavenL0RD This section of forum should be renamed Noobswarm post section. All i see is noobz spamming these threads with their "glorious" acchievements.
What about ppl who fit 6 crap named t1 guns on their megathrons ? What section do they belong to ? |
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Piggyblink
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.05 03:58:00 -
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Edited by: Piggyblink on 05/06/2009 03:59:25
Originally by: Yazoul Samaiel
Originally by: RavenL0RD This section of forum should be renamed Noobswarm post section. All i see is noobz spamming these threads with their "glorious" acchievements.
What about ppl who fit 6 crap named t1 guns on their megathrons ? What section do they belong to ?
does a little noobdemic noobgionaire have any idea how much cap recharge this guy has? Once he gets Hull Upgrades V you're screwed buddy.
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Heath Ledger
Caldari Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.05 04:05:00 -
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Originally by: dastommy79 Edited by: dastommy79 on 05/06/2009 03:20:28 Easternfront update: NOM NOM NOM NOM
Content: We took an RA promethium moon today and killed a bunch of other towers and placed yet even more towers. I missed most of the fun today so i cant add much more. We are over 70+ Xdeath/RA/Goonswarm towers killed this week alone.
EDIT: for goons, your towers in detroit are xdeath alt corporation in you alliance so no these are not the towers you abandoned.
obligatory lol atlas
Honestly, I would actually enjoy reading updates from that front in their own thread. As is, I'll never get to see them in between the raging in this one.
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Soggybottom
Gallente The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.06.05 04:35:00 -
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Originally by: Piggyblink Edited by: Piggyblink on 05/06/2009 03:59:25
Originally by: Yazoul Samaiel
Originally by: RavenL0RD This section of forum should be renamed Noobswarm post section. All i see is noobz spamming these threads with their "glorious" acchievements.
What about ppl who fit 6 crap named t1 guns on their megathrons ? What section do they belong to ?
does a little noobdemic noobgionaire have any idea how much cap recharge this guy has? Once he gets Hull Upgrades V you're screwed buddy.
What the hell is the lord of the Ravens doing flying a Mega?
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dastommy79
Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.05 04:59:00 -
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Originally by: Heath Ledger
Originally by: dastommy79 Edited by: dastommy79 on 05/06/2009 03:20:28 Easternfront update: NOM NOM NOM NOM
Content: We took an RA promethium moon today and killed a bunch of other towers and placed yet even more towers. I missed most of the fun today so i cant add much more. We are over 70+ Xdeath/RA/Goonswarm towers killed this week alone.
EDIT: for goons, your towers in detroit are xdeath alt corporation in you alliance so no these are not the towers you abandoned.
obligatory lol atlas
Honestly, I would actually enjoy reading updates from that front in their own thread. As is, I'll never get to see them in between the raging in this one.
if things heat up this weekend i will start a Separate East Front update thread but as it is right now is just atlas and friends killing lots of towers with little to no resistance for the most part.
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vile56
Caldari RillaCorp Novus Ordo Mundi
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Posted - 2009.06.05 05:46:00 -
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Originally by: Soggybottom
Originally by: Piggyblink Edited by: Piggyblink on 05/06/2009 03:59:25
Originally by: Yazoul Samaiel
Originally by: RavenL0RD This section of forum should be renamed Noobswarm post section. All i see is noobz spamming these threads with their "glorious" acchievements.
What about ppl who fit 6 crap named t1 guns on their megathrons ? What section do they belong to ?
does a little noobdemic noobgionaire have any idea how much cap recharge this guy has? Once he gets Hull Upgrades V you're screwed buddy.
What the hell is the lord of the Ravens doing flying a Mega?
2 internets won
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Dangerously Cheesey
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.05 07:14:00 -
[436]
Edited by: Dangerously Cheesey on 05/06/2009 07:14:33
Originally by: dastommy79
Originally by: Heath Ledger
Originally by: dastommy79 Edited by: dastommy79 on 05/06/2009 03:20:28 Easternfront update: NOM NOM NOM NOM
Content: We took an RA promethium moon today and killed a bunch of other towers and placed yet even more towers. I missed most of the fun today so i cant add much more. We are over 70+ Xdeath/RA/Goonswarm towers killed this week alone.
EDIT: for goons, your towers in detroit are xdeath alt corporation in you alliance so no these are not the towers you abandoned.
obligatory lol atlas
Honestly, I would actually enjoy reading updates from that front in their own thread. As is, I'll never get to see them in between the raging in this one.
if things heat up this weekend i will start a Separate East Front update thread but as it is right now is just atlas and friends killing lots of towers with little to no resistance for the most part.
I just want you to know that I always had faith in you Atlas guys. When the rest of EVE was busy mocking you for being kicked out of a different region of space for the n'th time, I said to myself, "Self, someday those Atlas boys just might find a region of space that they can take". I gotta say, it feels good to be right.
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FlameGlow
Caldari Legio Octae Rebellion Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.05 07:39:00 -
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Originally by: Dangerously Cheesey I just want you to know that I always had faith in you Atlas guys. When the rest of EVE was busy mocking you for being kicked out of a different region of space for the n'th time, I said to myself, "Self, someday those Atlas boys just might find a region of space that they can take". I gotta say, it feels good to be right.
Just you wait, when their AAASWROL naptrain is over they'll probably just be kicked out to somewhere else again |
Velios
Minmatar M. Corp Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2009.06.05 08:27:00 -
[438]
oops wrong char
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Butter Dog
Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.05 09:30:00 -
[439]
Originally by: Himo Amasacia Edited by: Himo Amasacia on 05/06/2009 02:01:09 According to the NC killboard, in a battle of 8 alliances fighting the invasion of 17 alliances, 130 ships were killed and 46 ships lost.
Prediction, as he stopped posting around the moment things started going sour for Kenny, Butter dog will shut up again for weeks like he did when the last invasion fell flat. And there will be much rejoicing (not to mention an increase in the average IQ level)
Seriously, cant the UNITY guys muzzle their Kenny forum alts?
{edit} No one stopped me shooting towers tonight either.
you wish
also, confirming that 'number of alliances' involved is the key indicator of the outcome of a fight - not numbers, or ship types ----------
AKA 'Bitter Dog'
Failing at everything he does in EvE since '05 |
OldPueblo
Gallente DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.05 10:34:00 -
[440]
Butter Dog more like Butthurt Dog amirite? PUN INTENDED
(you can't infract me Telefish)
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Bobbechk
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.06.05 10:41:00 -
[441]
i made THIS short sum up of what happened |
Ishii So
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.05 10:58:00 -
[442]
Originally by: Bobbechk i made THIS short sum up of what happened
Don't you mean Querious?
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thebold
Gallente MASS
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Posted - 2009.06.05 11:00:00 -
[443]
Originally by: Will Hunter
Originally by: RavenL0RD This section of forum should be renamed Noobswarm post section. All i see is noobz spamming these threads with their "glorious" acchievements.
u mad?
If any member from Goonswarm whom loves Ravenlord, has a 24/7 on-line PC complete with a Covert ops alt, I would highly recommend perpetual AFK'ness in 1 of these systems in Stain: Z-6YQC, A-DZA8 or LGL-SD.
You will more than likely find him sitting bravely behind a POS forcefield with his many alliance buddies (when he is not busy getting DD'ed in Tech1 BS by KIA) waiting patiently for you to leave local whilst doing some superb forum trolling.
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Richyp
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.05 11:02:00 -
[444]
Originally by: IronGoldenEagle
Originally by: Besomyka
Originally by: IronGoldenEagle
Originally by: Besomyka Kenzoku people keep talking about long-term goals, but all that comes to mind are the Underpants Gnomes.
1. Log-in and x-up. 2. ???? 3. Take Delve!
What's step 2?
I thought step 2 was underpants?
No, no. Stealing underpants was step 1. That's the thing they were doing on a day-to-day basis. Here's what the phases were:
1. Steal underpants. 2. ??? 3. Profit!
The question that none of them could answer was how stealing underpants could turn a profit. It provides for an amusing exercise in imagination as to what it could possibly be.
Regardless of the answer, I think the parallel with Kenny is clear. They do things most days, but their actions don't seem to really lead towards the long-term goal. I don't think they know what phase 2 is.
If they do, I'd be delighted if they'd share.
IDK, im pretty sure phase 2 was steal underpants as underpants are the key to Delve
Step 1: Task (e.g steal underpants) Step 2: ? (this is the profit making mystery part) Step 3: Result (e.g. profit)
for example:
Step 1: PATIENCE Step 2: ? Step 3: Win Eve
or
Step 1: Drop non-fuelled towers Step 2: ? Step 3: Claim victory
or
Step 1: SILENCE Step 2: ? Step 3: Point and laugh
etc..
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OldPueblo
Gallente DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.05 11:08:00 -
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Originally by: Ishii So
Originally by: Bobbechk i made THIS short sum up of what happened
Don't you mean Querious?
SILENCE
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Zell Shadowcast
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.05 11:15:00 -
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I'm single handedly taking catch based on the kenzoku method. I just dropped a bunch of towers and didn't even online them. I'm going to drop some more, online them, but not stront them.
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Will Hunter
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.05 13:24:00 -
[447]
Edited by: Will Hunter on 05/06/2009 13:25:07
Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Himo Amasacia Edited by: Himo Amasacia on 05/06/2009 02:01:09 According to the NC killboard, in a battle of 8 alliances fighting the invasion of 17 alliances, 130 ships were killed and 46 ships lost.
Prediction, as he stopped posting around the moment things started going sour for Kenny, Butter dog will shut up again for weeks like he did when the last invasion fell flat. And there will be much rejoicing (not to mention an increase in the average IQ level)
Seriously, cant the UNITY guys muzzle their Kenny forum alts?
{edit} No one stopped me shooting towers tonight either.
you wish
also, confirming that 'number of alliances' involved is the key indicator of the outcome of a fight - not numbers, or ship types
550-500
the part about the quality of ships or decent logistics is up to them
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Brobuck
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.05 13:25:00 -
[448]
Originally by: dastommy79
if things heat up this weekend i will start a Separate East Front update thread but as it is right now is just atlas and friends killing lots of towers with little to no resistance for the most part.
Nice to see you finzlly found an opponent that could provide you with a fair fight---undefended towers.
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Butter Dog
Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.05 14:08:00 -
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Originally by: Will Hunter Edited by: Will Hunter on 05/06/2009 13:25:07
Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Himo Amasacia Edited by: Himo Amasacia on 05/06/2009 02:01:09 According to the NC killboard, in a battle of 8 alliances fighting the invasion of 17 alliances, 130 ships were killed and 46 ships lost.
Prediction, as he stopped posting around the moment things started going sour for Kenny, Butter dog will shut up again for weeks like he did when the last invasion fell flat. And there will be much rejoicing (not to mention an increase in the average IQ level)
Seriously, cant the UNITY guys muzzle their Kenny forum alts?
{edit} No one stopped me shooting towers tonight either.
you wish
also, confirming that 'number of alliances' involved is the key indicator of the outcome of a fight - not numbers, or ship types
550-500
the part about the quality of ships or decent logistics is up to them
I completely agree, and it does look like an embarresing failure unles they get their **** together very soon
at the moment the best thing I can say is "at least they tried" ----------
AKA 'Bitter Dog'
Failing at everything he does in EvE since '05 |
The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.05 14:47:00 -
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Originally by: 6/5
This? This is what you've got? Two whole hours of system control before your 'mighty forces' are routed and your spam ruined, your towers not fitted or stronted or fueled, your mouthpieces mewling on ****heap about how you 'accomplished your objectives' while your capitals are ****caged, your regroups abandoned in the face of our fleets, your towers burning and your allies impotent?
This is your offensive, Molle?
This is what you've got?
Or perhaps I'm not being 'patient' enough to appreciate the myriad subtleties of your latest plan. To my untrained eye - and indeed we t1 goonie nubs are not known for having much to do with alliance warfare or the arcane arts of conquest in 0.0 - it seems that you've opted to invade H74 in the exact same way you did in I1Y - or the first time you invaded H74 - just with more towers, as if that would somehow make up for the stuctural issues which have crippled your warmaking ability.
Whatever.
Line by line. Molle rallied his ragtag group and handed out 5 towers to 9 different alliances. His plan, which he gloatingly announced on teamspeak, was that each of these 9 little groups would crap out their towers in H74, leaving us with 45 hostile towers to contend with in one day, blocking out every moon. He laid the blame for his failure in I1Y on 'not enough towers', rather than, say, an inability to control the field in his own primetime in the face of our coalition.
17:00. Hostiles move to H74 and down the bridges into the system, then the jammer. They take a while at this. Rage increases as the spam mails start flowing. When the jammer is down, we have 400 people on TS and more than 130 capitals online. The caps in particular are furious, having watched Imperian lead the subcaps into H74; they want action. KIA and TCF bridge subcapital fleets in to join up with Imperian's mob of Goons/RZR/RAWR. A hotdrop is to be had against the RKZ/A/ROL capitals on the field sieging the jammer tower - but the enemy gets wind of the size of our capital group and aborts their sieging. This only enrages the capitals more; they want blood. **** it, we engage and begin using our capitals against the hostile subcapital group. The enemy is ground to paste and routed. They vow to regroup at 9:00 and log off. While logging off, two of their carriers are caught outside of shields and destroyed.
Spam takes time. You need fuel, stront, and hours to online the mods. The enemy had capitals inside H74 for little more than an hour before they were routed. 28 towers were dropped out of their 45 intended - AJ Regard proceeded to loudly bleat that this had amounted to an 'accomplishment'. Three of the five KenZoku towers had no strontium; we killed them. Not one of the five ROL towers were even onlined; we killed them. Our capitals ravaged the unfit towers; they didn't have enough stront, so they began coming out of reinforced in US primetime. We killed them.
They regrouped at 9:00 into a ****cage. Their regroup was abandoned. We destroyed still more towers, not just in H74 but around Querious; after downtime the pace has only increased. More than 30 of their towers come out within the next 23 hours, including a R64 in 5V. This is a killfrenzy; we may now luxuriate in the humiliation and tears of those who dared declare that there 'are no goons'.
Next time, don't invade S-U8A4.
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