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Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2012.05.14 16:15:00 -
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Hello Wormhole Dwellers,
As you all know, Hard Knocks Inc. is always at the pinnacle of spaceship technology, and our scientists are always working on developing new technologies that always seem to end up over budget and under-performing.
With that in mind, Hard Knocks is launching a new product in the coming weeks that, among nothing else, will immediately notify you (the user), of any k162's that Rengas has opened into your systems at precisely the moment when it is too late to save yourself.
The research teams at Hard Knocks have spent countless hours thinking about working on a solution to the problem of Rengas in wormholes. And after 15-20 minutes of constant rabble have identified a possible system that may work and have begun to put countless of billions of ISK into R&D of this product.
We expect to have a working prototype to demo in the next few weeks. All serious inquiries should contact myself as quickly as you possibly can, as rengas may find me and kill me while we're defenseless without our rengas-dar.
DON'T HESITATE, THE CONSTANT THREAT OF RENGAS IS REAL, DEFEND YOURSELF WITH RENGAS-DAR!!
Ask me about Rengas-dar, HRDKX's Most recent, groundbreaking, game-changing, wormhole-collapsing research endeavour. |
Chrisfaren
Abyssal Frontier Jovian Empire
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Posted - 2012.05.14 16:23:00 -
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Ayeson wrote:Hello Wormhole Dwellers,
As you all know, Hard Knocks Inc. is always at the pinnacle of spaceship technology, and our scientists are always working on developing new technologies that always seem to end up over budget and under-performing.
With that in mind, Hard Knocks is launching a new product in the coming weeks that, among nothing else, will immediately notify you (the user), of any k162's that Rengas has opened into your systems at precisely the moment when it is too late to save yourself.
The research teams at Hard Knocks have spent countless hours thinking about working on a solution to the problem of Rengas in wormholes. And after 15-20 minutes of constant rabble have identified a possible system that may work and have begun to put countless of billions of ISK into R&D of this product.
We expect to have a working prototype to demo in the next few weeks. All serious inquiries should contact myself as quickly as you possibly can, as rengas may find me and kill me while we're defenseless without our rengas-dar.
DON'T HESITATE, THE CONSTANT THREAT OF RENGAS IS REAL, DEFEND YOURSELF WITH RENGAS-DAR!!
you lost me...
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Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2012.05.14 16:32:00 -
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Chrisfaren wrote: you lost me...
You've clearly never experienced rengas, otherwise, rengas-dar would seem like a lifesaver for you and your space friends.
Ask me about Rengas-dar, HRDKX's Most recent, groundbreaking, game-changing, wormhole-collapsing research endeavour. |
Invictra Atreides
Toward the Terra
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Posted - 2012.05.14 16:51:00 -
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Thread Locked Blog |-áTutorials | Youtube "I donGÇÖt know everything, I just know what I know." |
Bernie Nator
Talocan Hive Talocan United
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Posted - 2012.05.14 16:54:00 -
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Entertaining, but no content. Quit stroking your...
Ego. |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Dominion Talocan United
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Posted - 2012.05.14 17:07:00 -
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Bernie Nator wrote:Entertaining, but no content. Quit stroking your...
Ego.
I dunno, I lol'd. |
Substantia Nigra
NFI industrial
720
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Posted - 2012.05.14 17:14:00 -
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Manual self-gratification ... off topic to boot. Move to unpaid worthless mythical services thread please. We can build and sell pretty much every ship. Check my bio for details. Our pirate epic arc completion packages really are very good: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=12973&find=unread |
Daniel Plain
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
121
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Posted - 2012.05.14 17:20:00 -
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2012.05.14 17:26:00 -
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Look,
I would post pics of the new program we are developing, but my scientists tell me that the possibility of those pictures falling into the hands of rengas, plus his ability to appear almost always when you never want him to, would cause catastrophic repercussions and we must avoid them at all costs!
If we are to curb this threat we must all be patient, and trust in my scientists and their technologies to save us.
Screen shots to come soonGäó
Ayeson Liaison to Anti-Rengas Department Hard Knocks Inc. Ask me about Rengas-dar, HRDKX's Most recent, groundbreaking, game-changing, wormhole-collapsing research endeavour. |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Dominion Talocan United
388
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Posted - 2012.05.14 17:35:00 -
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Ayeson wrote:plus his ability to appear almost always when you never want him to
Just don't look in a mirror and say his name five times. Works for me. |
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Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2012.05.14 17:46:00 -
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Nathan Jameson wrote:Ayeson wrote:plus his ability to appear almost always when you never want him to Just don't look in a mirror and say his name five times. Works for me.
I can neither confirm or deny that we have investigated this Ask me about Rengas-dar, HRDKX's Most recent, groundbreaking, game-changing, wormhole-collapsing research endeavour. |
Haargoth Civire
V0LTA Verge of Collapse
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Posted - 2012.05.14 19:01:00 -
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Ayeson,
people gonna hate as u can see but this my friend is,
10/10
i actually nearly fell off my chair ;D |
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ISD Eshtir
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2012.05.14 19:22:00 -
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Im going to apply a lock on this thread as no serious discussion will happen. ISD Eshtir Vice Admiral Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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