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Colonel Cornbread Minmatar Subnet Syndicate Binary Brotherhood	Posted - 2009.06.08 07:50:00 - [1] This is not a GH-SC heist. This is not a Ponzi scheme. This is not a tale of an experienced scammer at work, but instead, this is a tale of a noob that came into this game hoping to make ISK. When I started out in the game, all I did was mission run and canflip in highsec... then I found that boring. I pawned all my assets and ventured into lowsec (usually Kubinen, but I migrated into Tama) with just a measly Rifter. Bad idea for a 2mil SP noob to enter lowsec, right? Seeing my crappy potential with the Rifter, I began to resort to not killing people, but instead ninja-looting the wrecks of fights in front of the station. I made 100 mil off this in a month - and then it was boring. I thrived for some more ISK and something more fun. I read up the stories of famous scams of Currin Trading and the GH-SC's multiple heists... and even the spy story of BoB's destruction. I became attracted to the readings of James 315 and The Mittani. So... what can a deaf and crappy SP-placed Minmatar noob with -6.6 sec status do? I started looking into making my own scam - one where I would study the psyche of a couple of people (in this case, they were scammers/trolls/regulars of this very forum) and use it to my will for my own ISK. I was only doing this on a small level as a testing. I've edited the chatlog and taken them apart piece by piece - with my own little explanations of said pieces. -continued
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.06.08 07:52:00 - [2] FINALLY hes going to post it.. I will of course correct the bits he has changed and/or missed.
MyoJin Blood Gallente Space Ants Of The North	Posted - 2009.06.08 07:53:00 - [3] ~grabs popcorn ~ well if these two are in here its going to get interesting.
Liitar	Posted - 2009.06.08 07:54:00 - [4] Does being deaf give you a disability where you can't keep things in one thread and also think your crap achievements are awesome?
Colonel Cornbread Minmatar Subnet Syndicate Binary Brotherhood	Posted - 2009.06.08 07:55:00 - [5] [ 2009.06.08 04:41:15 ] Colonel Cornbread > no one will give me a ****ing 100m loan so i can get a plex [ 2009.06.08 04:41:16 ] Colonel Cornbread > ffs [ 2009.06.08 04:41:21 ] Lana Torrin > every time i refresh it tells me like half the things a new [ 2009.06.08 04:41:33 ] Lady Spank > oh that [ 2009.06.08 04:41:35 ] Lana Torrin > nothing is new... its lieing [ 2009.06.08 04:41:44 ] Lana Torrin > it stopped doing it for ages [ 2009.06.08 04:41:51 ] Lady Spank > I get excited for new posts and its the same crap [ 2009.06.08 04:42:10 ] Dian'h Might > ahhhh [ 2009.06.08 04:42:16 ] Dian'h Might > normal megathron for 275m [ 2009.06.08 04:42:26 ] Lady Spank > I got better [ 2009.06.08 04:42:27 ] Dian'h Might > either people are getting stupider or I'm getting better [ 2009.06.08 04:42:39 ] Colonel Cornbread > dian [ 2009.06.08 04:42:46 ] Colonel Cornbread > i need 100m loan to buy a plex [ 2009.06.08 04:42:46 ] Lady Spank > amarr shuttle for 200m, magnate for 200m (twice) [ 2009.06.08 04:42:50 ] Colonel Cornbread > i got like 2 days ffs [ 2009.06.08 04:42:54 ] Dian'h Might > damn, I can start paying for my accounts via gtc now if I can keep this up [ 2009.06.08 04:43:16 ] Dian'h Might > cornbread: find me a buyer for a stabber fleet issue or megathron navy issue and I'll split the procceeds with you [ 2009.06.08 04:43:28 ] Colonel Cornbread > well [ 2009.06.08 04:43:31 ] Colonel Cornbread > tell me how to do it [ 2009.06.08 04:43:38 ] Dian'h Might > find someone in domain region [ 2009.06.08 04:43:43 ] Colonel Cornbread > like do i go to a busy system like jita or something less busy [ 2009.06.08 04:43:45 ] Colonel Cornbread > i got like 2 days This started the whole attempt at scamming them. Lana Torrin, Dian'h Might, AND Lexa Hellfury (not in this piece) were the primary targets and I've studied them for the past few weeks or so. Lana is an erratic person, going on all tangents. Dian'h is a slightly helpful person, but will do anything to strike fear into a person if he's given the opportunity. Lexa is... well, the only thing I had to him was he wasn't compassionate or sympathetic and I knew he had a fat wallet - but I'm good at changing the emotions of a person to me, so I used that to my will.
Lexa Hellfury Incura	Posted - 2009.06.08 07:56:00 - [6] When you do a multipart post you need to have the next part ready before the first part gets posted or you get c-c-c-c-combo breakers! Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.06.08 07:57:00 - [7] Originally by: Liitar Does being deaf give you a disability where you can't keep things in one thread and also think your crap achievements are awesome? Considering this was all done in the in game chat window I also fail to see why he keeps bringing up that hes deaf.. I'm assuming its a ploy to get the reader on side and make them feel like he has been the victim. But anyway, im awaiting the first installment. FYI cornbread.. when posting a thread of this size next time, edit it all first and THEN post it and you wont get people posting between your posts.
Ascipen Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2009.06.08 07:57:00 - [8] His crap achievement ARE awesome.
Colonel Cornbread Minmatar Subnet Syndicate Binary Brotherhood	Posted - 2009.06.08 07:58:00 - [9] [ 2009.06.08 05:52:47 ] Colonel Cornbread > ffs [ 2009.06.08 05:52:52 ] Colonel Cornbread > people here in rens are like dead. [ 2009.06.08 05:53:21 ] Lana Torrin > yep [ 2009.06.08 05:53:24 ] Lana Torrin > thats why i left [ 2009.06.08 05:54:16 ] Colonel Cornbread > Colonel Cornbread > Guyssss I need to sell two more Stabber Fleet issues to get a plex in 2 days! I'm at Rens VI - m8, first two people to trade with me gets it! 85m [ 2009.06.08 05:56:39 ] Ascipen > sup all [ 2009.06.08 05:56:41 ] Colonel Cornbread > is rens usually always this dead [ 2009.06.08 05:56:48 ] Dian'h Might > rofl [ 2009.06.08 05:56:52 ] Dian'h Might > you're doing it wrong [ 2009.06.08 05:57:01 ] Dian'h Might > that has scam written all over it [ 2009.06.08 05:57:11 ] Colonel Cornbread > ive done it in a million ways [ 2009.06.08 05:57:32 ] Colonel Cornbread > what do i say to advertise it [ 2009.06.08 05:57:53 ] Dian'h Might > well you're screwed now [ 2009.06.08 05:57:56 ] Lexa Hellfury > offer a complimentary blowjob [ 2009.06.08 05:57:59 ] Dian'h Might > because you already did it and they know who you are [ 2009.06.08 05:58:06 ] Colonel Cornbread > still [ 2009.06.08 05:58:11 ] Colonel Cornbread > for tomorrow or whatever... [ 2009.06.08 05:58:15 ] Colonel Cornbread > what do i say [ 2009.06.08 05:58:34 ] Dian'h Might > say you want to sell one [ 2009.06.08 05:58:40 ] Dian'h Might > and ask for offers [ 2009.06.08 05:59:03 ] Dian'h Might > after making smalltalk with the locals [ 2009.06.08 05:59:11 ] Dian'h Might > if no one wants it, just be like "wow, no takers" [ 2009.06.08 05:59:18 ] Dian'h Might > or stuff like that, no selling pressure [ 2009.06.08 05:59:20 ] Colonel Cornbread > i did that earlier [ 2009.06.08 05:59:29 ] Dian'h Might > if no one wants it, then no one wants it [ 2009.06.08 05:59:34 ] Colonel Cornbread > like ''omg no one wants to buy my fleet stabbers argh'' [ 2009.06.08 05:59:41 ] Dian'h Might > I've actually found that 90% of the peopel you convo you can talk into buying a scam [ 2009.06.08 06:00:04 ] Lana Torrin > 90%... your better than me [ 2009.06.08 06:00:17 ] Ascipen > Dian'h, you want me to find you another coustomer? :{ [ 2009.06.08 06:00:21 ] Ascipen > :P* [ 2009.06.08 06:02:19 ] Dian'h Might > if you can get one, I sold like 3 ships already tonight though [ 2009.06.08 06:02:35 ] Ascipen > Im in a different local than you [ 2009.06.08 06:02:49 ] Ascipen > Anyway, what ship type\ [ 2009.06.08 06:03:50 ] Colonel Cornbread > guys [ 2009.06.08 06:04:08 ] Colonel Cornbread > should i join a 'starting up' corp and become director ASAP, and then later when im about to leave this char forever, i steal everything? [ 2009.06.08 06:04:22 ] Ascipen > of course [ 2009.06.08 06:04:34 ] Colonel Cornbread > yeah but idk if there'd be that much to steal tbh This is me sounding like I'm getting desperate. Going right from Rens being dead for renamed ship scams to stealing corporations in one blink of an eye. This part was primarily subject to targeting Lana: to actually connect to such an erratic person, one must be erratic. Plus, this was also for Lexa, but I think she was afk, oh well.
Lexa Hellfury Incura	Posted - 2009.06.08 07:58:00 - [10] Originally by: Colonel Cornbread Lexa is... well, the only thing I had to him was he wasn't compassionate or sympathetic and I knew he had a fat wallet - but I'm good at changing the emotions of a person to me, so I used that to my will. Colonel Cornbread? More like Colonel Obvious, amirite? Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.

Liitar	Posted - 2009.06.08 07:59:00 - [11] Originally by: Lana Torrin Originally by: Liitar Does being deaf give you a disability where you can't keep things in one thread and also think your crap achievements are awesome? Considering this was all done in the in game chat window I also fail to see why he keeps bringing up that hes deaf.. I'm assuming its a ploy to get the reader on side and make them feel like he has been the victim. But anyway, im awaiting the first installment. FYI cornbread.. when posting a thread of this size next time, edit it all first and THEN post it and you wont get people posting between your posts. OMG, I SCAMMED PEOPLE WHO MAKE BILLIONS A MONTH FOR 125MIL! AND I AM HANDICAPPED! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!111eleven
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.06.08 07:59:00 - [12] [ 2009.06.08 04:41:21 ] Lana Torrin > every time i refresh it tells me like half the things a new [ 2009.06.08 04:41:33 ] Lady Spank > oh that [ 2009.06.08 04:41:35 ] Lana Torrin > nothing is new... its lieing [ 2009.06.08 04:41:44 ] Lana Torrin > it stopped doing it for ages [ 2009.06.08 04:41:51 ] Lady Spank > I get excited for new posts and its the same crap See, now what did I say about editing out the crap. No one really needs to know that im having a problem with these crappy forums and they keep telling me that there are new posts when there aren't.. It provides nothing to the story and just makes this whole thing long and drawn out. Your readers are going to get to about the 6th post, see that its not going anywhere and stop reading..
Colonel Cornbread Minmatar Subnet Syndicate Binary Brotherhood	Posted - 2009.06.08 08:00:00 - [13] [ 2009.06.08 06:29:01 ] Colonel Cornbread > my problem is [ 2009.06.08 06:29:14 ] Colonel Cornbread > i need 100m for a plex in the next 2 days (and when tomorrow comes, 1 day) [ 2009.06.08 06:29:19 ] Colonel Cornbread > or im gone from the game!! [ 2009.06.08 06:29:21 ] Ascipen > I'll give you half of what I get [ 2009.06.08 06:29:29 ] Colonel Cornbread > he already closed convo [ 2009.06.08 06:29:35 ] Ascipen > @_@ [ 2009.06.08 06:29:36 ] Colonel Cornbread > probably counting on me to get on tomorrow [ 2009.06.08 06:29:52 ] Dian'h Might > wait, you're gone if you don't get 100m? [ 2009.06.08 06:29:55 ] Dian'h Might > why didnt' you say so [ 2009.06.08 06:30:05 ] Colonel Cornbread > i **ing said it like 10 times [ 2009.06.08 06:30:07 ] Dian'h Might > I'll come to rens right now and make sure no one pays you anything :P [ 2009.06.08 06:30:09 ] Ascipen > >.> Im gone if I dont get 200m [ 2009.06.08 06:30:20 ] Ascipen > Oh, nvm [ 2009.06.08 06:30:28 ] Colonel Cornbread > lol dian'h [ 2009.06.08 06:30:46 ] Ascipen > /emote posted in a Lana topic [ 2009.06.08 06:32:54 ] Ascipen > Id suggest doing missions in a mission hub whilst scamming Corn [ 2009.06.08 06:33:06 ] Colonel Cornbread > look at my sec status [ 2009.06.08 06:33:09 ] Colonel Cornbread > i shoujldnt even be in rens =) [ 2009.06.08 06:33:12 ] Ascipen > Alts? [ 2009.06.08 06:33:22 ] Colonel Cornbread > no alts [ 2009.06.08 06:33:56 ] Ascipen > Well unless you find a kind hearted person your ed [ 2009.06.08 06:34:14 ] Ascipen > or a stupid one [ 2009.06.08 06:34:47 ] Colonel Cornbread > meh [ 2009.06.08 06:40:54 ] Lana Torrin > wait... why is cornbread **ed? [ 2009.06.08 06:41:15 ] Lexa Hellfury > cuz he's a sexy stud like that [ 2009.06.08 06:41:39 ] Ascipen > VBecause he needs 100m [ 2009.06.08 06:42:26 ] Lana Torrin > /emote posts in a Lana thread ^^ [ 2009.06.08 06:42:39 ] Colonel Cornbread > i need 100m to continue playing the game -.- [ 2009.06.08 06:43:16 ] Lana Torrin > i know... thats why im not giving it to you [ 2009.06.08 06:43:26 ] Lexa Hellfury > rofl [ 2009.06.08 06:43:28 ] Dian'h Might > ^^ that [ 2009.06.08 06:43:29 ] Colonel Cornbread > yeahhhhh and u tried to call me a friend xD [ 2009.06.08 06:43:29 ] Lana Torrin > sell me something actualy worth 100M.. [ 2009.06.08 06:44:07 ] Colonel Cornbread > nah [ 2009.06.08 06:44:15 ] Colonel Cornbread > i'll sell you my right testicle [ 2009.06.08 06:44:19 ] Ascipen > ;_; You people are mean to him. [ 2009.06.08 06:44:22 ] Lana Torrin > I can buy you a plex but you have to do seomthing for me first [ 2009.06.08 06:44:52 ] Lana Torrin > and you have no idea how close i was to saying 'to me'... [ 2009.06.08 06:45:02 ] Lexa Hellfury > heh [ 2009.06.08 06:45:13 ] Dian'h Might > yeah, I was pretty surprised [ 2009.06.08 06:45:27 ] Dian'h Might > I was thinking we should make him post soemthing for us [ 2009.06.08 06:46:01 ] Dian'h Might > but I don't tihnk him making a thread about "dian'h might is the greatest scammer evar!" thread would be worth 100m [ 2009.06.08 06:46:22 ] Lana Torrin > I have an idea.. [ 2009.06.08 06:46:50 ] Lana Torrin > Post something in to C&P.. start a new thread.. if we all think its worth 100M then you will get your 100M [ 2009.06.08 06:46:59 ] Lexa Hellfury > lol [ 2009.06.08 06:47:05 ] Colonel Cornbread > wtf [ 2009.06.08 06:47:07 ] Colonel Cornbread > that's impossible [ 2009.06.08 06:47:17 ] Colonel Cornbread > nothing will top 100m after what zedrick has done [ 2009.06.08 06:47:21 ] Ascipen > /emote posted in a lana thread [ 2009.06.08 06:47:23 ] Lana Torrin > 'we all' means me Lexa and Dian'h [ 2009.06.08 06:47:26 ] Colonel Cornbread > zedrik's crap costed nearly 100m [ 2009.06.08 06:47:48 ] Lana Torrin > make something up.. i dont care.. [ 2009.06.08 06:47:52 ] Ascipen > @_@ Ascipen doesn't get added to ther mix? Directly explaining to these people my situation (need 100m for a plex in the next two days to keep playing).
Lexa Hellfury Incura	Posted - 2009.06.08 08:01:00 - [14] Originally by: Liitar Originally by: Lana Torrin Originally by: Liitar Does being deaf give you a disability where you can't keep things in one thread and also think your crap achievements are awesome? Considering this was all done in the in game chat window I also fail to see why he keeps bringing up that hes deaf.. I'm assuming its a ploy to get the reader on side and make them feel like he has been the victim. But anyway, im awaiting the first installment. FYI cornbread.. when posting a thread of this size next time, edit it all first and THEN post it and you wont get people posting between your posts. OMG, I SCAMMED PEOPLE WHO MAKE BILLIONS A MONTH FOR 125MIL! AND I AM HANDICAPPED! Now THIS is **ing funny! Originally by:** RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
CrimsonLobo Caldari Galaxy Punks	Posted - 2009.06.08 08:01:00 - [15] Cc--c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo Breaker
Liitar	Posted - 2009.06.08 08:02:00 - [16] Originally by: Lexa Hellfury Originally by: Liitar Originally by: Lana Torrin Originally by: Liitar Does being deaf give you a disability where you can't keep things in one thread and also think your crap achievements are awesome? Considering this was all done in the in game chat window I also fail to see why he keeps bringing up that hes deaf.. I'm assuming its a ploy to get the reader on side and make them feel like he has been the victim. But anyway, im awaiting the first installment. FYI cornbread.. when posting a thread of this size next time, edit it all first and THEN post it and you wont get people posting between your posts. OMG, I SCAMMED PEOPLE WHO MAKE BILLIONS A MONTH FOR 125MIL! AND I AM HANDICAPPED! Now THIS is ****ing funny! you took out the tildes! ~~~~!
Colonel Cornbread Minmatar Subnet Syndicate Binary Brotherhood	Posted - 2009.06.08 08:02:00 - [17] [ 2009.06.08 06:44:19 ] Ascipen > ;_; You people are mean to him. [ 2009.06.08 06:44:22 ] Lana Torrin > I can buy you a plex but you have to do seomthing for me first [ 2009.06.08 06:44:52 ] Lana Torrin > and you have no idea how close i was to saying 'to me'... [ 2009.06.08 06:45:02 ] Lexa Hellfury > heh [ 2009.06.08 06:45:13 ] Dian'h Might > yeah, I was pretty surprised [ 2009.06.08 06:45:27 ] Dian'h Might > I was thinking we should make him post soemthing for us [ 2009.06.08 06:46:01 ] Dian'h Might > but I don't tihnk him making a thread about "dian'h might is the greatest scammer evar!" thread would be worth 100m [ 2009.06.08 06:46:22 ] Lana Torrin > I have an idea.. [ 2009.06.08 06:46:50 ] Lana Torrin > Post something in to C&P.. start a new thread.. if we all think its worth 100M then you will get your 100M [ 2009.06.08 06:46:59 ] Lexa Hellfury > lol [ 2009.06.08 06:47:05 ] Colonel Cornbread > wtf [ 2009.06.08 06:47:07 ] Colonel Cornbread > that's impossible [ 2009.06.08 06:47:17 ] Colonel Cornbread > nothing will top 100m after what zedrick has done [ 2009.06.08 06:47:21 ] Ascipen > /emote posted in a lana thread [ 2009.06.08 06:47:23 ] Lana Torrin > 'we all' means me Lexa and Dian'h [ 2009.06.08 06:47:26 ] Colonel Cornbread > zedrik's crap costed nearly 100m [ 2009.06.08 06:47:48 ] Lana Torrin > make something up.. i dont care.. [ 2009.06.08 06:47:52 ] Ascipen > @_@ Ascipen doesn't get added to ther mix? [ 2009.06.08 06:48:28 ] Lana Torrin > i dont care what you post.. we judge afterwards if its worth 100M or not [ 2009.06.08 06:48:28 ] Dian'h Might > it needs to be something that looks like it's halfway legit [ 2009.06.08 06:48:57 ] Ascipen > hell, you can post multiple things [ 2009.06.08 06:48:58 ] Lana Torrin > Troll for your isk [ 2009.06.08 06:49:05 ] Colonel Cornbread > ffs [ 2009.06.08 06:49:13 ] Ascipen > BE A TRUE C AND PEE MEMBER [ 2009.06.08 06:49:21 ] Colonel Cornbread > you guys know i have only 2 days left, so you'll have me trolling until the end of my subscription and never get the plex [ 2009.06.08 06:49:35 ] Ascipen > Do it tonight [ 2009.06.08 06:49:39 ] Lana Torrin > i'll pay you if you do a good enough job [ 2009.06.08 06:49:53 ] Colonel Cornbread > that's the problem, it lies in your hands, idk what you like [ 2009.06.08 06:50:09 ] Lana Torrin > you havent read my posts? [ 2009.06.08 06:50:17 ] Colonel Cornbread > they're erratic [ 2009.06.08 06:50:24 ] Lana Torrin > i know ^^ [ 2009.06.08 06:50:25 ] Dian'h Might > chatlogs of you cyb0ring with lana? [ 2009.06.08 06:50:26 ] Colonel Cornbread > and usually filled with posts about Req [ 2009.06.08 06:50:29 ] Colonel Cornbread > nah [ 2009.06.08 06:50:35 ] Colonel Cornbread > i was talking about my bisexuality in middle school [ 2009.06.08 06:50:37 ] Dian'h Might > a story about an epic scam [ 2009.06.08 06:50:51 ] Colonel Cornbread > except i was really being kinky as i was never interested in men anyway [ 2009.06.08 06:50:53 ] Dian'h Might > like how you stole over 9000 bilion rom the mittani [ 2009.06.08 06:51:04 ] Dian'h Might > *from [ 2009.06.08 06:51:04 ] Lana Torrin > TBH I dont care if you troll general.. but they are easy to troll so it'll have to be epic [ 2009.06.08 06:51:57 ] Dian'h Might > how about like a pod or post thread [ 2009.06.08 06:52:21 ] Ascipen > Or aw WTS pod thread [ 2009.06.08 06:52:23 ] Dian'h Might > same format as a pod or post, but the content would be that of a post or loose your sub [ 2009.06.08 06:52:26 ] Ascipen > But it has to be good [ 2009.06.08 06:53:20 ] Ascipen > @_@ I cant belive I'm still selling my Core Probe Launchers for 250k a peice [ 2009.06.08 06:53:44 ] Lana Torrin > change the k to an M [ 2009.06.08 06:53:53 ] Dian'h Might > how about posting about how you tried a double your isk scam and some guy sent you 2 isk [ 2009.06.08 06:53:53 ] Colonel Cornbread > so, you want me to troll all of C+P in one fell swoop
Lexa Hellfury Incura	Posted - 2009.06.08 08:03:00 - [18] Edited by: Lexa Hellfury on 08/06/2009 08:03:36 Originally by: Liitar Originally by: Lexa Hellfury Originally by: Liitar OMG, I SCAMMED PEOPLE WHO MAKE BILLIONS A MONTH FOR 125MIL! AND I AM HANDICAPPED! Now THIS is **ing funny! you took out the tildes! I dislike tildes. I find that they do not "own" at all. Originally by:** RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
CrimsonLobo Caldari Galaxy Punks	Posted - 2009.06.08 08:04:00 - [19] So like guys, hows it going?
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.06.08 08:05:00 - [20] Originally by: Colonel Cornbread [ 2009.06.08 06:46:22 ] Lana Torrin > I have an idea.. [ 2009.06.08 06:46:50 ] Lana Torrin > Post something in to C&P.. start a new thread.. if we all think its worth 100M then you will get your 100M This would be the TL;DR version.. Looks whos idea it was.. And look who posted not 1 (like I asked).. not 2... but now 3 threads..

Liitar	Posted - 2009.06.08 08:05:00 - [21] Originally by: Lexa Hellfury Originally by: Liitar Originally by: Lexa Hellfury OMG, I SCAMMED PEOPLE WHO MAKE BILLIONS A MONTH FOR 125MIL! AND I AM HANDICAPPED! Now THIS is ****ing funny! you took out the tildes! I dislike tildes. I find that they do not "own" at all. Neither does all caps and thinking that riding the short bus compensates from crap scams. You know what I heard the other day? lots of things.
Lexa Hellfury Incura	Posted - 2009.06.08 08:05:00 - [22] Originally by: Lana Torrin Originally by: Colonel Cornbread [ 2009.06.08 06:46:22 ] Lana Torrin > I have an idea.. [ 2009.06.08 06:46:50 ] Lana Torrin > Post something in to C&P.. start a new thread.. if we all think its worth 100M then you will get your 100M This would be the TL;DR version.. Looks whos idea it was.. And look who posted not 1 (like I asked).. not 2... but now 3 threads.. He sort of got more than 100m though Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
Colonel Cornbread Minmatar Subnet Syndicate Binary Brotherhood	Posted - 2009.06.08 08:06:00 - [23] Thus, I trolled C+P - and even better, I trolled Lana / Lexa / Dian'h! [ 2009.06.08 07:03:02 ] Lana Torrin > Cornbread.. I actualy giggled... so i sent you 25M [ 2009.06.08 07:03:18 ] Lana Torrin > im hoping the others found it funny too and will send you the same [ 2009.06.08 07:03:21 ] Dian'h Might > wait, where? [ 2009.06.08 07:03:22 ] Dian'h Might > link? [ 2009.06.08 07:03:28 ] Dian'h Might > <-- really tired [ 2009.06.08 07:03:29 ] Colonel Cornbread > im paying them isk for real though [ 2009.06.08 07:03:35 ] Colonel Cornbread > i'll never get ** from dian'h or lexa anyways [ 2009.06.08 07:03:36 ] Lana Torrin > http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1092681 [ 2009.06.08 07:03:47 ] Lana Torrin > lol [ 2009.06.08 07:03:52 ] Colonel Cornbread > ask lexa [ 2009.06.08 07:04:16 ] Lexa Hellfury > he sent me 1m [ 2009.06.08 07:04:36 ] Lana Torrin > \o/ [ 2009.06.08 07:04:51 ] Lana Torrin > i think spam threads with an incentive are funny ^^ [ 2009.06.08 07:04:55 ] Dian'h Might > lolololol [ 2009.06.08 07:05:23 ] Lexa Hellfury > stupid goddamn forums [ 2009.06.08 07:05:28 ] Lana Torrin > lol [ 2009.06.08 07:05:32 ] Dian'h Might > there's 40m [ 2009.06.08 07:06:01 ] Lexa Hellfury > **ing cornbread [ 2009.06.08 07:06:13 ] Colonel Cornbread > stfu its hard to keep up [ 2009.06.08 07:06:21 ] Lexa Hellfury > you know how goddamn long its been since someone has made me feel bad [ 2009.06.08 07:06:56 ] Lexa Hellfury > quit giving your isk away idiot [ 2009.06.08 07:07:00 ] Colonel Cornbread > no [ 2009.06.08 07:07:02 ] Dian'h Might > ^^ that [ 2009.06.08 07:07:04 ] Colonel Cornbread > i have no other choice [ 2009.06.08 07:07:12 ] Lana Torrin > why? [ 2009.06.08 07:07:21 ] Colonel Cornbread > because i cant muster up the isk [ 2009.06.08 07:07:21 ] Lana Torrin > you made like 65M off that thread so far [ 2009.06.08 07:07:26 ] Dian'h Might > that's why you fail at scamming [ 2009.06.08 07:07:29 ] Dian'h Might > loolololol [ 2009.06.08 07:07:32 ] Colonel Cornbread > yeah... and the 35m is goign to magically appear? [ 2009.06.08 07:07:40 ] Dian'h Might > yes [ 2009.06.08 07:07:42 ] Lana Torrin > from lexa [ 2009.06.08 07:07:45 ] Lexa Hellfury > i think it just did [ 2009.06.08 07:07:53 ] Colonel Cornbread > i never got it [ 2009.06.08 07:07:55 ] Lana Torrin > \o/ Lana gave 25. Dian'h gave 40. Lexa gave 100. ...and for the grand finale!
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.06.08 08:09:00 - [24] I am damp with anticipation ^^
Colonel Cornbread Minmatar Subnet Syndicate Binary Brotherhood	Posted - 2009.06.08 08:09:00 - [25] [ 2009.06.08 07:08:09 ] Colonel Cornbread > gg noobs, you just got scammed [ 2009.06.08 07:08:30 ] Colonel Cornbread > my sub doesnt end in two days, it ends at end of june, which is by what time i play my amarr toon for a bit [ 2009.06.08 07:08:31 ] Lana Torrin > lol [ 2009.06.08 07:08:34 ] Colonel Cornbread > GG'd [ 2009.06.08 07:08:38 ] Dian'h Might > lol [ 2009.06.08 07:08:39 ] Colonel Cornbread > so all in all i think i made like 158m [ 2009.06.08 07:08:45 ] Colonel Cornbread > a good start for my amarr toon [ 2009.06.08 07:08:51 ] Colonel Cornbread > posting chat logs on forums [ 2009.06.08 07:08:56 ] Colonel Cornbread > again, it was a pleasure [ 2009.06.08 07:08:58 ] Lana Torrin > \o/ [ 2009.06.08 07:09:01 ] Lexa Hellfury > didnt you hear me say "send me any amount of isk and ill send you 25x back"? :P [ 2009.06.08 07:09:02 ] Dian'h Might > weeeeee [ 2009.06.08 07:09:21 ] Ascipen > WHERES MY MILL [ 2009.06.08 07:09:26 ] Lana Torrin > i wish to see this selectavly posted chatlog [ 2009.06.08 07:09:27 ] Dian'h Might > it's still worth 40m for the laugh [ 2009.06.08 07:09:48 ] Lexa Hellfury > yeah, im lol'ing for real [ 2009.06.08 07:10:08 ] Dian'h Might > "ISK sent to all... it was hard to send it to the three people in particular, but what the hell." [ 2009.06.08 07:10:09 ] Dian'h Might > ahaha [ 2009.06.08 07:10:45 ] Colonel Cornbread > <3 u all In short, I made Lexa become sympathetic. I made Lana giggle (like that's hard to do ANYWAY...). I made Dian'h satisfied. Whatever, you go ahead and eat your popcorn... I'm off to bed. Trolled, scammed, whatever, it's all the same damn thing.
Liitar	Posted - 2009.06.08 08:11:00 - [26] no don't go to bed! Someone call ... Someone shout ... SOMEONE TURN THE LIGHTS ON AND OFF!
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.06.08 08:13:00 - [27] This has been the BEST 25M I have EVER spent.. im going to have a grin from ear to ear for the next week now thinking of this.
Ascipen Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2009.06.08 08:13:00 - [28] ;-; I was there too. I was being the nice guy... I also provided inciteful incite on how to not remove me from the chat logs.
Lexa Hellfury Incura	Posted - 2009.06.08 08:13:00 - [29] Originally by: Liitar no don't go to bed! Someone call ... Someone shout ... SOMEONE TURN THE LIGHTS ON AND OFF! Throw rocks
Distorted Perception	Posted - 2009.06.08 08:16:00 - [30] Originally by: Liitar OMG, I SCAMMED PEOPLE WHO MAKE BILLIONS A MONTH FOR 125MIL! AND I AM HANDICAPPED! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!111eleven You r pr0 troll lolol. Scamming scammers is always a laugh.



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