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Ji Sama
Caldari Tash-Murkon Prime Industries Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll
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Posted - 2009.06.11 12:45:00 -
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Edited by: Ji Sama on 11/06/2009 12:45:39 I was trolling around Jita, because of falcon, when some Alt toon posted a flashy link to a site that promsied me riches and golds.
Linky Link
This is just a fair warning i plan on buying all of the copies and the right to sell these books (im not selling them though, im keeping them all to myself)
BECAUSE NOW I AM FALCON.. ehm i mean... NOW I AM ULTIMATE ISK MAKER... AND I OWN THE ULTIMATE ISK GUIDE...
ill bring you some proof and scientificallycallycal evididence....
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You too can now have more ISK to:
Dominate the Marketplace You can take control of the market and make everyone buy their materials from you- when you know the secrets! Master Your Trade skills- Level up expensive professions.
And more...
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"Lecherito on Market Discussion: Though I have to go down on the record as saying that I'm convinced the majority of the MD community is ******ed" |
Ji Sama
Caldari Tash-Murkon Prime Industries Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll
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Posted - 2009.06.11 12:47:00 -
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Edited by: Ji Sama on 11/06/2009 12:48:02 Also, it keeps talking about servers (shards), skills and professions like its WOW or something... really funny read imo... though you should be warned, i lost about 10% of my braincells reading this, i know ill get them back, but still.. meh!
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"Lecherito on Market Discussion: Though I have to go down on the record as saying that I'm convinced the majority of the MD community is ******ed" |
Jin Nib
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Posted - 2009.06.11 12:48:00 -
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Quote: Any type of player can use this guide, take a look: a Noob a Noobie a Noobster a Basic Player a Pro Player
Um... I dont really know what to say.
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Ji Sama
Caldari Tash-Murkon Prime Industries Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll
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Posted - 2009.06.11 12:54:00 -
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Edited by: Ji Sama on 11/06/2009 12:57:29
Originally by: Jin Nib
Quote: Any type of player can use this guide, take a look: a Noob a Noobie a Noobster a Basic Player a Pro Player
Um... I dont really know what to say.
haha yea its a great read imo :D
EDIT: it really goes to show, that this is a pro marketing genius at work
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If you want to have thousands of ISK to buy ANYTHING
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"Lecherito on Market Discussion: Though I have to go down on the record as saying that I'm convinced the majority of the MD community is ******ed" |
Jin Nib
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Posted - 2009.06.11 13:10:00 -
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Edited by: Jin Nib on 11/06/2009 13:10:54
Quote: It's Time To Stop Being Poor And Start Owning Your Server. - - - - - Make your bags heavy with ISK overnight!
lol I guess if you buy CCP you can have whatever you want including "bags", though it seems extreme to me.
Sigh - I can belive you got me to read through that....
Edit- why the hell is it so think? I there really that much to say about making ISK?
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eVaLF
Delivery Luck
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Posted - 2009.06.11 13:13:00 -
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All other guides focus on leveling, with a few tips on how to make ISK, yet claim to be ISK guides.
I now know why I suck at pvp, I have been playing for like 5 years now and have not lvl'd one time :( -----
POS FUEL DELIVERY & HIGH & LOW SEC FREIGHTER SERVICES |
Ji Sama
Caldari Tash-Murkon Prime Industries Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll
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Posted - 2009.06.11 13:14:00 -
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yea im still lvl 1... cant work out the damn XP system... i think its because i kill to low level mobs imo!
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"Lecherito on Market Discussion: Though I have to go down on the record as saying that I'm convinced the majority of the MD community is ******ed" |
Jin Nib
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Posted - 2009.06.11 13:15:00 -
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Quote: P.S. Hundreds have profited from my information already! Like I said before there are over 250,000 players out there that FAIL at playing this game correctly.
Just to rub it in lol. 250,000 ppl full of fail. Just like you they keep forgetting to lvl.
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Ms Delerium
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Posted - 2009.06.11 13:20:00 -
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someone should buy this and upload it to Rapidshare, for the lulz
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Siigari Kitawa
Gallente The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2009.06.11 13:38:00 -
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These "books" really tick me off.
They have 'em all over for Warcraft and what not, and they're all the same. They usually even have some hokey sound clip too. Some crappy looking 3D book like you're getting a driver's manual to ISK making and just blah blah noobie make gold wah.
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They're ALL THE SAME. I downloaded one off ISO hunt. I played WoW for ONE MONTH and without the help of any guides I read the forums, googled for information on addons and made my own way. In one month (from level 1 to 35 then quit) I made over 3500 gold. I know it's not totally riches, but I did a lot of kitty trading and farmed a Red Whelpling and had my fun.
When I read that guide I downloaded off some torrent, it was a poorly writted text full of so much filler it made me want to tear my computer screen apart. It was ridiculous. All it said was "download these tools and then do what all the other players do". DUH.
I bet you money that book says "Go to Dodixie. Get a CNR. Run level 4 missions ALL DAY LONG!!" |
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Ji Sama
Caldari Tash-Murkon Prime Industries Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll
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Posted - 2009.06.11 13:45:00 -
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No its says: Other guides show only 1 page of ISK strategies that everyone else already knows of... "farm "X" in "X".
so its clearly legit imo.....
also, i wouldnt recomend anyone buying this, because im sure its full of fail.... they clearly have no idea of EVE and the market. |
Mordou
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Posted - 2009.06.11 14:00:00 -
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Edited by: Mordou on 11/06/2009 14:00:34 If you want to destroy your competition on your server. If you want to have thousands of ISK to buy ANYTHING in the game, or if you just want the ISK for your mount.. all you have to do is take the link here to order your copy of EVE Ultimate ISK Guide.
Where can I pick up my mount? Was this one of the things I was missing? Like leveling....
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Ji Sama
Caldari Tash-Murkon Prime Industries Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll
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Posted - 2009.06.11 14:12:00 -
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haha LMAO nice find.... ISK for your MOUNT, thats EPIC imo...
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"Lecherito on Market Discussion: Though I have to go down on the record as saying that I'm convinced the majority of the MD community is ******ed" |
Andrea Griffin
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Posted - 2009.06.11 14:14:00 -
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Originally by: Mordou Edited by: Mordou on 11/06/2009 14:00:34 If you want to destroy your competition on your server. If you want to have thousands of ISK to buy ANYTHING in the game, or if you just want the ISK for your mount.. all you have to do is take the link here to order your copy of EVE Ultimate ISK Guide.
Where can I pick up my mount? Was this one of the things I was missing? Like leveling....
Use a Slaver Hound, I suppose. Personally, I'm curious as to how I can buy "ANYTHING" with just "thousands of ISK".
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Krikx
Gallente Dark Syde Exploration Exxxotic
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Posted - 2009.06.11 14:33:00 -
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"You're able to start your own cooporation and buy every single item"
Sweet I am going to buy this book and buy every titan out there. The server will bow to me owning everything.
If multiple people buy this guide how can they all own the server....oh noes....I have to be the first to purchase. |
Thoraemond
Minmatar Far Ranger
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Posted - 2009.06.11 16:38:00 -
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Originally by: Ji Sama If you want to have thousands of ISK to buy ANYTHING...
At least that's a goal that's easy for everyone to achieve, since every new pilot starts out as a multi-thousandaire! |
Ji Sama
Caldari Tash-Murkon Prime Industries Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll
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Posted - 2009.06.11 16:41:00 -
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yea this is indeed legit, i know now from sources i cannot reveal ofc.. that this is the way to become a thousasilionere..
BUY NOW BEFORE STOCK IS GONE...
(ebooks have babbyes too you know) |
eVaLF
Delivery Luck
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Posted - 2009.06.11 16:50:00 -
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Can somone please tell me how to lvl. I have killed hundreds of npc's, other players, traded in the market, ran missions, have this wierd skill point thing were my skill points are going up but I have yet to lvl.
I even looked for implants to help me lvl faster and I couldnt find anything.
Is there any services were pepole will lvl my account for RL Money like in WoW? -----
POS FUEL DELIVERY & HIGH & LOW SEC FREIGHTER SERVICES |
Ji Sama
Caldari Tash-Murkon Prime Industries Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll
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Posted - 2009.06.11 16:53:00 -
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Originally by: eVaLF Can somone please tell me how to lvl. I have killed hundreds of npc's, other players, traded in the market, ran missions, have this wierd skill point thing were my skill points are going up but I have yet to lvl.
I even looked for implants to help me lvl faster and I couldnt find anything.
Is there any services were pepole will lvl my account for RL Money like in WoW?
i think its like daggerfall oblivion, you have to see a trainer or something.. also i bought it and it has cheat codes but i cant seem to open the console im trying the tilde button but nothing happens.. also tried ¦ and it was meh imo
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"Lecherito on Market Discussion: Though I have to go down on the record as saying that I'm convinced the majority of the MD community is ******ed" |
Takemikazuki
Celrydreahad Finance
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Posted - 2009.06.11 16:58:00 -
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Whenever I'm shipping stuff on planets I use my mount. What are you doing? Walking?
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Krikx
Gallente Dark Syde Exploration Exxxotic
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Posted - 2009.06.11 17:32:00 -
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Originally by: eVaLF Can somone please tell me how to lvl. I have killed hundreds of npc's, other players, traded in the market, ran missions, have this wierd skill point thing were my skill points are going up but I have yet to lvl.
I even looked for implants to help me lvl faster and I couldnt find anything.
Is there any services were pepole will lvl my account for RL Money like in WoW?
It's funny you should ask. I just started up an Eve leveling service and it's free of charge.
Just Evemail your username and pass and if you would please move all your assets into one station for me. It makes it easier to power lvl.
Oh and they are going to kill me for giving out the best part of the guide but so be it, everyone should have this super secret Eve Cheat code. Up, Uo, Down, Dow, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, A, B, Start, Select
That is the one cheat EVERY Eve player should know. It will help you fill your bags with uber dungeon loot.
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Jin Nib
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Posted - 2009.06.11 17:50:00 -
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The problem with you people is that you dont know the ways of the Auction House, that is where the money is, if you're not useing the Auction House to your full advantage your wasteing all the bounties you made from killing gnolls. There are ways to control the prices in the Auction House. For instance you could by up all the Space Spider Silk in the entire server and put it back up for sale at, get this, a Higher Price omg.
That's what this book is about and that is why all the 250,000 noobs, nublets, noobish, and basic player are full of fail. Because you dont use the Auction House and you end up with crappy low end gear every lvl.
BTW I dont know about you but I ride a Punisher, it has flaming blue farts, shoots lazers from its eyestalks, and likes to eat carrots. I take it everywhere, to the bar, to that Auction House, to the crafting area of the stations. But not to battle, becuse that's what pods are for. |
Ji Sama
Caldari Tash-Murkon Prime Industries Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll
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Posted - 2009.06.11 18:07:00 -
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Originally by: Jin Nib The problem with you people is that you dont know the ways of the Auction House, that is where the money is, if you're not useing the Auction House to your full advantage your wasteing all the bounties you made from killing gnolls. There are ways to control the prices in the Auction House. For instance you could by up all the Space Spider Silk in the entire server and put it back up for sale at, get this, a Higher Price omg.
That's what this book is about and that is why all the 250,000 noobs, nublets, noobish, and basic player are full of fail. Because you dont use the Auction House and you end up with crappy low end gear every lvl.
BTW I dont know about you but I ride a Punisher, it has flaming blue farts, shoots lazers from its eyestalks, and likes to eat carrots. I take it everywhere, to the bar, to that Auction House, to the crafting area of the stations. But not to battle, becuse that's what pods are for.
my new hero :D |
Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2009.06.11 18:28:00 -
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Originally by: Krikx Oh and they are going to kill me for giving out the best part of the guide but so be it, everyone should have this super secret Eve Cheat code. Up, Uo, Down, Dow, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, A, B, Start, Select
Pfft, everybody knows the spuer-secret code is CTRL+ Q U A F E
EVE issues|Mining revamp|Build stuff|Make ISK |
Krathos Morpheus
Gallente Legion Infernal Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.06.11 18:53:00 -
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Actually, I will reveal you the super secret to own the server and have anything you want for just a few thousands, you can own entire regions JUST for YOU: log on SiSi. All those noobs playing and fighting in Tranq when they can have all they want at SiSi are just stupid. The mounts and levelling are to be updated with the Platinum Free Updates when ambulation comes out. :P
EVE Knowledge
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Kazzac Elentria
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Posted - 2009.06.11 19:09:00 -
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Originally by: Akita T
Originally by: Krikx Oh and they are going to kill me for giving out the best part of the guide but so be it, everyone should have this super secret Eve Cheat code. Up, Uo, Down, Dow, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, A, B, Start, Select
Pfft, everybody knows the spuer-secret code is CTRL+ Q U A F E
Or god mode
iddquafe
And FoF missiles automatically come with the code HOTTIMES entered.
/i feel old |
CrazyArsed Monkey
Minmatar Un4seen Development
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Posted - 2009.06.11 19:11:00 -
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Originally by: Jin Nib BTW I dont know about you but I ride a Punisher, it has flaming blue farts, shoots lazers from its eyestalks, and likes to eat carrots. I take it everywhere, to the bar, to that Auction House, to the crafting area of the stations. But not to battle, becuse that's what pods are for.
LMFAO! Cheers buddy
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Dzil
Caldari Waffles Reloaded
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Posted - 2009.06.11 19:35:00 -
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Originally by: Kazzac Elentria
Originally by: Akita T
Originally by: Krikx Oh and they are going to kill me for giving out the best part of the guide but so be it, everyone should have this super secret Eve Cheat code. Up, Uo, Down, Dow, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, A, B, Start, Select
Pfft, everybody knows the spuer-secret code is CTRL+ Q U A F E
Or god mode
iddquafe
And FoF missiles automatically come with the code HOTTIMES entered.
/i feel old
woosh |
Ji Sama
Caldari Tash-Murkon Prime Industries Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll
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Posted - 2009.06.11 19:54:00 -
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Originally by: Kazzac Elentria
Originally by: Akita T
Originally by: Krikx Oh and they are going to kill me for giving out the best part of the guide but so be it, everyone should have this super secret Eve Cheat code. Up, Uo, Down, Dow, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, A, B, Start, Select
Pfft, everybody knows the spuer-secret code is CTRL+ Q U A F E
Or god mode
iddquafe
And FoF missiles automatically come with the code HOTTIMES entered.
/i feel old
its iddqd |
Dragonz Fire
The Graduates Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.06.11 20:39:00 -
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im pretty sure a chinese slave girl wrote this |
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