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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.12 00:16:00 -
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So I'm in Dixie...chatting in Local... When MyOldCEO pipes up.
MyOldCEO > zed i told you keep the RL stuff off the forums MyOldCEO > or whatever you think you know PeanutGallery#1 > MyOldCEO's a douche! PeanutGallery#2 > MyOldCEO shut it PeanutGallery#2 > dont smack if you cant handle it MyOldCEO > i guess u don't get it PeanutGallery#2 > and u suck PeanutGallery#1 > He sucks me alllll the time :) one of my best customers MyOldCEO > dw about what i can hadle princess PeanutGallery#3 > wtf PeanutGallery#1 > I believe it's lady not princess, Ladies bad ass enough without the promotion PeanutGallery#2 > princess ♥ Me > Heh...princess...Nice :) PeanutGallery#2 > he must love me PeanutGallery#2 eats vegan shepherds pie
Now, for those of you following the story here. We've been slowly delving into the depths of treachery he's been inflicting upon the 'non friends' of the loop. And the lack of 'sharing the wealth' among the 'friends'.
And now he's all worried about RL stuff on the boards? He's had two days to respond to the girlfriend comment. (And while that could have just been meaningless smack..it so happens to be true..which makes it much better to roll off the tongue) So what's he so annoyed with now.
It can't be the day 4 report on the pos work and monthly isk income. That's got nothing to do with RL. It can't be the day 3 report..since nothing really happened.
And of course..I'm still waiting for something drastic to happen..like him catching me when I don't want to be caught (and capitalizing on it). --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Sin Fae
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2009.07.12 20:20:00 -
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From our Independent Audit Files...
<TAX ENFORCEMENT LOG 23654.6> NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE CONVICTED
Sin Fae > Hello Tax Evader Tax Evader > stop Sin Fae > ok Sin Fae > give me 10 mill Tax Evader > ok Sin Fae > ok Tax Evader > dock Sin Fae > no, now Sin Fae > and i will leave you and your ore alone Sin Fae > <knock knock> Tax Evader > stop Tax Evader > plz Sin Fae > 10 mil Tax Evader > isk 23470 Tax Evader > dock ice ok ? Sin Fae > give me 10 mil and you can dock ice Sin Fae > you have 10 seconds Sin Fae > 10 Sin Fae > 9 Tax Evader > dock give u ice Sin Fae > 8 Sin Fae > 7 Sin Fae > 6 Tax Evader > stop Sin Fae > 5 Sin Fae > give me 10 million isk and i will stop Sin Fae > 4 Tax Evader > dock give ice ok ? Sin Fae > 3 Sin Fae > 2 Tax Evader > stop Sin Fae > 1 Sin Fae > 1 and a half Tax Evader > no Sin Fae > 1 and 3/4 Sin Fae > if you do not want to get blown up Tax Evader > give you ice ok ? Sin Fae > pay me 10 million isk Sin Fae > ice not ok Sin Fae > isk is ok Tax Evader > isk 23470 Sin Fae > isk 10000000 Sin Fae > 5 Sin Fae > 4 Tax Evader > dock give you ice Sin Fae > 3 Sin Fae > 2 Sin Fae > 1 Sin Fae > 0 Tax Evader > no Sin Fae > goodbye EVE System > Tax Evader was kicked from the channel by Sin Fae. , Effective until XXXXX. The Taxman > that was epic Sin Fae > yeah im pretty lax with ice miners heh Sin Fae > :D
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Sin Fae
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2009.07.12 20:38:00 -
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Edited by: Sin Fae on 12/07/2009 20:43:50 Edited by: Sin Fae on 12/07/2009 20:38:50 <TAX ENFORCEMENT LOG 23654.7> NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE CONVICTED
Criminal Thug > Hiya Criminal Thug > what's up? :) Sin Fae > please give me 30 mil for illegal mining, or your ship will be obliterated by the hand of The Taxman. Criminal Thug > hmm thing my corp might have something to say about that Sin Fae > oki :o) There is something I would like to ask them in 30 seconds (30 seconds pass, a Hulk obliterated) Sin Fae > heya Criminal Boss Sin Fae > I'll sell the loot to ya if you would like Criminal Boss > hm Sin Fae > Criminal Thug 2 there can be intermediary, he's not flagged Sin Fae > or can contract if you prefer Criminal Boss > no.. ty Criminal Boss > \o Criminal Boss > cya.. fly safe Sin Fae > o/
Shameless Plug The Taxman Chronicles . .
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Grumples McGee
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Posted - 2009.07.14 19:21:00 -
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Last night I came across a mining barge mining asteroids in lowsec with no escort and nobody else in the zone (?!). I attacked in my T1 Rifter. He launched 5 combat drones and said, "What do you want". I replied "10 million". He said he could buy a new ship for that amount and suggested 5 million.
I replied "ok".
What I actually wanted to say was "ok, get ready to buy a new ship then" but I had to hastily break off of typing because I was, in fact, being picked to pieces by his drones. Shields gone, armor gone, hull going, armor repair not keeping up, I had to warp out.
As I was warping out, 5 million hit my wallet. He took "ok" to be an acceptance of his counter-offer.
He thanked me for accepting the ransom as I warped away, shedding ship pieces as I went.
I pretended the whole thing went exactly as planned.
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Bongo Debbie
Minmatar Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.18 11:03:00 -
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Grumples I enjoyed that story Spank got forum muted QQ |
Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.08.03 07:15:00 -
[96]
heh, good stuff
Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.04 03:25:00 -
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Originally by: Lexa Hellfury heh, good stuff
Who were you responding to? I'm not following this thread at all..
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Argo Nix
Minmatar Ars Technica
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Posted - 2009.08.04 04:12:00 -
[98]
...need more pirate stories here...
Just sayin... --------------- Argo Nix CEO - Ars Technica Providing High Quality Capital BPC Packs Ars Technica - Capital BPC Shop |
Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.04 05:04:00 -
[99]
Originally by: Argo Nix ...need more pirate stories here...
Just sayin...
/signed
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Tidas Aurelius
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Posted - 2009.08.09 07:00:00 -
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I was looking for the chatlogs (Can't find them unfortunatly ), but I once killed a player in lowsec and was confronted by him with the typical "Why?". Feeling creative, I put on my vest and Police Captain's hat and informed him that he was in violation of several laws including one that he neglected to be carrying a proper permit to enter lowsec. Upon hearing of this, I was informed by the Republic and dispatched immediately to, well, dispatch him. Poor soul apologized profusely and ran off to Rens (presumably) to find the lowsec permits required that would allow him to operate in peace.
I can only hope that someone else caught him later on and all he could get out was "BUT I HAVE THE PERMITS!"
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Albert Thorrin
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Posted - 2009.08.09 08:07:00 -
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Edited by: Albert Thorrin on 09/08/2009 08:07:57 We were mining belts in 0.6 with a few people, minding our own business, when the following happened.
We have a few mining barges and one hulk on the belt with something like 11 Hobgoblins out in case rats show up. Suddenly a Rifter appears and starts flying around. It's instantly targetted by all the miners. He sits there for a few minutes, flying between our cans. An Orca comes, picking up the cans. The Hulk stops mining and approaches the Orca, sits there for a few moments, than the Orca leaves and the Hulk resumes mining, with only one stip miner. The Rifter still orbits around our group, untill the Hulk drops a can - the frig approaches and, to our delight, canflips. Seconds later he's webbed, scrambled and torn apart by the drones. Now killing frigs with Hulks is not something unique, but I personally love how he got so many hints of WTFPWND incoming and yet still decided to canflip us. We waited there for some retaliation, but nothing came.
A little later I separated from the group to mine alone in another belt. As I started to fill a new can a different Rifter appeared and canflipped me right away. I figured that my t1 fit Retriever is worth losing for some lulz, but just before I launched my drones to deliver some Hobgoblin I wrath on the heathen and get blown up a Raven appears a few kilos behind me. I lold and warped away.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.08.11 06:09:00 -
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There was this baby once. I took his candy.
Yarr.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.11 06:10:00 -
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Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer There was this baby once. I took his candy.
Yarr.
Chatlogs?
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.08.13 05:44:00 -
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Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 13/08/2009 05:50:36 Suddenly War! Or...maybe if you'd listened while I was typing...
New blog entry folks...All nicely elided as per forum rules.
New forum comment thread to be opened below.
EDIT: Comment Thread --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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GenePool Chlorinator
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
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Posted - 2009.08.13 07:05:00 -
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http://whorage.blogspot.com
About Piracy in WormHoles and the crazy things people will fly in there...
Navy Mega and Golem splashed in the last 2 days. |
Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.13 07:15:00 -
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Originally by: GenePool Chlorinator http://whorage.blogspot.com
About Piracy in WormHoles and the crazy things people will fly in there...
Navy Mega and Golem splashed in the last 2 days.
Wait.. so you created a thread about this and got the URL wrong.. So then you posted this post in a different thread and got the URL correct.. Then you corrected the old one..
Do you even know what this thread is for?
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Rakomela
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Posted - 2009.08.13 19:14:00 -
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Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer There was this baby once. I took his candy.
Yarr.
ts ts ts, ap-parently
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.14 05:27:00 -
[108]
I met this guy in a bar once and he had an eye patch..
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Johanes Miller
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Posted - 2009.08.18 23:56:00 -
[109]
http://www.mylootyourtears.com/?p=111
Confirming this is the same person Zedrik Cayne has been having so much fun with.
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Joseph Dreadloch
Out For Blood
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Posted - 2009.08.21 23:46:00 -
[110]
Megathron, Maelstrom, Hurricane vs. Crow... and trashtalk
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/0908/H8_5.txt
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.08.22 22:54:00 -
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I was in Somalia once and became a pirate on an adventure holiday
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I was going to run for CSM but life waylaid me :( |
Anti Viral
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Posted - 2009.08.23 22:33:00 -
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Originally by: Captain Pompous I was in Somalia once and became a pirate on an adventure holiday
Yo!Yo!Yo! Pompy, you're back? Did you steal/ransom anything on your adventure holiday? If not, gtfo!
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Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
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Posted - 2009.08.26 01:28:00 -
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Edited by: Herty on 26/08/2009 01:28:13 I killed a man once...well twice but thats a different story.
Edit: (ingame)
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.08.29 22:13:00 -
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Originally by: Anti Viral
Originally by: Captain Pompous I was in Somalia once and became a pirate on an adventure holiday
Yo!Yo!Yo! Pompy, you're back? Did you steal/ransom anything on your adventure holiday? If not, gtfo!
I stole a pig's heart in Barbados and ransomed it back to the people ---
I was going to run for CSM but life waylaid me :( |
Stumpet Rakingclaw
Stellar Research Incorporated DEFI4NT
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Posted - 2009.09.03 20:52:00 -
[115]
I was bored in Torrinos since our WT's havent showed. Ok one did, but he jumped thru the gate in struct on me
My alt finds a Hulk with T2 rigs, mining. I warped in and ganked him, turns out his drones were auto agressing. I should have looted a rat wreck . Anyway, local logs that followed entertained me for a while.
Carebear > wtf Carebear > any reason for that Stumpet Rakingclaw > YARR! Carebear > thanks you just cost me quite a bit Witness > naughty yarr Carebear > wow mabey i was wrong to come back to the game Carebear > hope you have fun Stumpet Rakingclaw > :D Carebear > cost me over a bil Witness > what happened? Stumpet Rakingclaw > http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=7659506 Witness > do you try to attack him with your mean hulk or something? Carebear > oh well lost more before meh Carebear > ya with a stripminer Carebear > um no Witness > aggressively manuever around him lol? Carebear > ya staying still with drones out Witness > ah, so your drones aggro'd him after he flipped a can of yours? Carebear > no he attacked me and my drones attacked him Carebear > he locked me with no notice Carebear > by the way "BIG" challange a Battle Cruiser against a hulk hmmm no contest there Witness > did concord come at least? Carebear > no idea i was dead too quick Carebear > but it's cool loose close to a bilion isk for someones thirll no big deal Witness > sucks Witness > your hulk was worth a billion isk? Witness > what did you fit on that? Carebear > well t2 expanders and rigs Carebear > well the ship was more expensive before the new patch so were the cargo rigs When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Churchill |
Durds
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Posted - 2009.09.05 02:16:00 -
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I'm going to post a pirate story here soon and maybe Z man wont lock it.
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Baillif
Red Mist Inc.
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Posted - 2009.09.05 04:37:00 -
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Edited by: Baillif on 05/09/2009 04:40:30 So I in my purifier cruising through class 1 wormhole space that I had scanned out a few hours earlier, when I check my directional scanners and see a drake, a tengu, a proteus, a hurricane and a coercer on D-scan. There were sleeper wrecks on scan so it was pretty clear they were ratting and the coercer was cleaning up behind them.
I was all by myself so a direct battle was out of the question, but I decided to let them go for a while and pick off the salvaging coercer and take the lewts. So I wait for the cruisers to finish a site and warp off to the next one and sure enough along comes the coercer to play garbage man.
I get in close to the wreck that will clearly be the last one salvaged and when the coercer gets in close I decloak and pop it. I quickly look in the wreck and realize nothing good survived : ( (200 mil kill though). Then recloaked before the cavalry showed up. I did get a little smack, however.
Victim > log is empty Victimcorpmate1 > I guess the little wussy is hiding now Victimcorpmate1> Big man kill a salvager with no weapons, come try me little man with small ***** Baillif > I'm pretty sure asking for gay sex on eve is against the EULA Baillif > I wont report you or anything but I'm gonna have to turn ya down Victimcorpmate1 > lol.. Go for it never said gay just a coward Victim > go ahead and report, ***** Victimcorpmate1 > lol Victimcorpmate1 > hes hiding like they always do Baillif > my only regret is all the nanoribbons went poof : ( Baillif > however your tears are all the payment I need Victimcorpmate1 > lol.. your hiding is proof of that coward Baillif > oh yes because one purifier against two t3 cruisers and a drake and cane would be a great idea Baillif > anyway ta ta Baillif > try not to get too butt hurt over the whole thing Baillif > oh Baillif > and yarr...I always forget that part
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Kahega Amielden
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.09.07 03:52:00 -
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Backstory: Some random alliance wardecs us. Moderate amounts of lulz ensued, but thus far nothing amazing..
Anyway, I was doing what ninjas always do during wartime...ninjaloot. I warp into a rogue drone field and I happen upon a Drake. Oddly enough, this drake was flashy red, without having shot at me first. So, I warped off, grabbed my gank raven, and...insured it. I was sure that he either a) warped out or b) Brought friends, which he definitely had in system.
Warping to the acceleration gate at 60, nothing showed up on overview or short-range dscan except...the drake. Still in his mission. With hobgoblins out. I warped out, warped in, and slowboated through the gates to the drake. Sitting right on the warpin like a good missionrunner, I locked , scrammed, and started killing him. I didn't bother neuting him because, ****...it's a Drake. It's passive tanked. Right. RIGHT?!
Nope. My hope in humanity dissipated right as I saw his shields rep up in a large blob. It took a surprising amount of time, but eventually he assploded. Oh well, it was a WT, not too different than a normal kill. I guess I'll open up the loot can an- HOLY****FACTIONMODS.
2009.09.07 02:10:00
Victim: ***** Corp: Soldiers Of Mercy Alliance: deadspace society Faction: NONE Destroyed: Drake System: Lustrevik Security: 0.9 Damage Taken: 37742
Involved parties:
Name: Kahega Amielden (laid the final blow) Security: -0.7 Corp: Suddenly Ninjas Alliance: Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service Faction: NONE Ship: Raven Weapon: Caldari Navy Mjolnir Torpedo Damage Done: 37742
Destroyed items:
Pith B-Type Shield Boost Amplifier Caldari Navy Invulnerability Field Widowmaker Fury Heavy Missile, Qty: 12 (Cargo) Large Core Defence Operational Solidifier I Thunderbolt Fury Heavy Missile, Qty: 160 Cap Recharger II Capacitor Power Relay II Large Capacitor Control Circuit I, Qty: 2 Heavy Missile Launcher II, Qty: 2
Dropped items:
Small Remote Armor Repair System I Gist X-Type Large Shield Booster Capacitor Flux Coil II, Qty: 2 Dread Guristas Invulnerability Field Thunderbolt Fury Heavy Missile, Qty: 64 Thunderbolt Fury Heavy Missile, Qty: 4549 (Cargo) Scourge Precision Heavy Missile, Qty: 5892 (Cargo) Heavy Missile Launcher II, Qty: 5 Caldari Navy Shield Boost Amplifier Caldari Navy Ballistic Control System Scourge Fury Heavy Missile, Qty: 68 (Cargo)
for those counting, that's a 2 bil ISK fit, 1.5b of which dropped. Being a humble ninja with an affinity for blue pill and hookers, I've never amassed quite this amount. Not a fortune to be sure, but it was enough to entice a blob of alliancemates to come over and stationcamp me.
Apparently, I will be followed "To hell and back" and I am now permanent primary.
CHAT LOGS follow in the next post...but i must wait 5 mins...
Convo with my generous benefactor. Was hoping for him to emorage against his corp, but no
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Kahega Amielden
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.09.07 03:59:00 -
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Kahega Amielden > o/ Kahega Amielden > Expensive ship you have there SadDrakeMan > yeha i se yoyu caught me Kahega Amielden > So why put that much ISK on a drake? Sad Drake Man > when iwas trying to help my wife Sad Drake Man > cause that is all i ahve i cant run a raven Sad Drake Man > and that was my mission ship Kahega Amielden > ah. How'd you -get- all that ISK anyway? Sad Drake Man > man that teara my heart out Sad Drake Man > truly does Kahega Amielden > Your corp moon mines? Sad Drake Man > dude i dont need aany smart remarks i workesd hard for that Kahega Amielden > lol, just asking Sad Drake Man > i am still in debt over it Kahega Amielden > Ah. You got a loan?\ Sad Drake Man > i owe people for the isk i borrowed Kahega Amielden > Ah. Fair enough. Did you think I just looted in the previous room or something when you saw me fly in in my salvage stabber? Sad Drake Man > no man i was not here i was helping my wife with my grandson Kahega Amielden > Wait. Is this your wife's character? Sad Drake Man > you see this is why i dont like this bull**** Kahega Amielden > Which bull****? Sad Drake Man > i tend tomyself mainly Kahega Amielden > Why join a belligerant alliance then? Sad Drake Man > these guys have hard ons Sad Drake Man > i did not knopw it at the time Sad Drake Man > i followed my friend here Kahega Amielden > You didn't figure it out when you saw the wardec? Sad Drake Man > as you can see i have only been here two months Kahega Amielden > Should watch the actions of your corp/alliance a bit more closely Kahega Amielden > we just got randomly decced out of the blue Sad Drake Man > well dude i can only answer for myself Sad Drake Man > amd i am glad that you got the kill and took my high dollar stiuff Sad Drake Man > have fun Kahega Amielden > o/
I soon received an evemail from his corpmate:
Hey brother,
that guy was in a mission and had to go help his lady do something (rl).
You donate those shield mods back to him and I will see that you get some good money and we will ease off on you - it would create a whole lot of good feelin if you did that.
You donate it back, and I personally will make it worth your while.
Yours,
SadDrakeMan's Corpmate 1
What followed was an epic local smacktalk session, which I sadly cannot post in full due to its ridiculous length. Fun snippits:
Kahega Amielden > o/ Deadspace society Kahega Amielden > Sure is a lot of you in local after that drake kill SadDrakeMan's Corpmate #1> just bring that raven to me :) Sad Drake ManĘs Corpmate #2> how bout you hand over the loot or we star war-decced with you for eternity? Sad Drake ManĘs Corpmate #3> I'll conate for a year Sad Drake ManĘs Corpmate #3> donate Kahega Amielden > Oh wow
Sad Drake ManĘs Corpmate #2> hand it back or we follow you til we made good the loss Sad Drake ManĘs Corpmate #2 > that gonna cost you Kahega Amielden > You're doing a great job now Sad Drake ManĘs Corpmate #2> not yor corp Sad Drake ManĘs Corpmate #2> You Sad Drake ManĘs Corpmate #2> I will folloow you to the gates of hell Sad Drake ManĘs Corpmate #3 > wheres Maria at least she shoots ships that actually shoot back Sad Drake ManĘs Corpmate #2> and then I will get medievla on your ass Kahega Amielden > Well you're all bitter about your corpmate's loss Sad Drake ManĘs Corpmate #2> no mate Kahega Amielden > That's not true. He shot back Kahega Amielden > Eventually
Corpie1> and my friend don;t charge Me nuthin anyhow;s Kahega Amielden > Sweet. Can you fit out a faction-fit drake for me? Corpie1> not since 2005 Corpie1> watch your back cos it's a creeping up on you Harry Sac > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUJGjTjo ... re=popular Corpie1> and you will Know who it was when they mention my name Kahega Amielden > So leon Corpie1> have fun tard General SHAKTI > ha Corpie1> have fun Corpie1> cos you going Down Corpie1> over an over Corpie1> welcome to Hell
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FOl2TY8
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.09.07 06:36:00 -
[120]
To the gates of Hell Kahega, the gates of hell. ---------- This post brought to you by the worst PVP'er in Eve |
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