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Cat o'Ninetails
Rancer Defence League
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Posted - 2009.06.13 11:18:00 -
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I was wondering earlier what the best bios are.
I think mine needs more pizazz, as currently it just says a little bit about me but it's not terribly exciting. What makes a good bio? Preferably one that makes you lol a bit :)
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.06.13 11:19:00 -
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Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails I was wondering earlier what the best bios are.
I think mine needs more pizazz, as currently it just says a little bit about me but it's not terribly exciting. What makes a good bio? Preferably one that makes you lol a bit :)
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I Find Gigabyte Motherboards have the best BIOS.
Oh you meant Bio's.
/me exits thread. ___________________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
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SupaKudoRio
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Posted - 2009.06.13 11:20:00 -
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Battlespudz. -SIG- The true meaning of CCP; Completely Crap Patches. Truth. |
Preda Ellalle
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Posted - 2009.06.13 11:20:00 -
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Hi cat.
lulzy stuff is always good.
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Sniper Wolf18
Gallente A Pretty Pony Princess General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.13 11:45:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero
Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails I was wondering earlier what the best bios are.
I think mine needs more pizazz, as currently it just says a little bit about me but it's not terribly exciting. What makes a good bio? Preferably one that makes you lol a bit :)
x
I Find Gigabyte Motherboards have the best BIOS.
Oh you meant Bio's.
/me exits thread.
Wouldnt bio's mean that somthing belonged to bio? And to finish, thank you for reading my sig -------------------------------------------------- If you are still reading i would probably hav posted by now |
Cypherous
Minmatar Liberty Rogues Rally Against Evil
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Posted - 2009.06.13 11:51:00 -
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I like mine hehe ^^
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Rakshasa Taisab
Caldari Sane Industries Inc. Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2009.06.13 12:00:00 -
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My bio breaks are the best, and one day I'll bring a mic to let others on alliance vent also share the experience.
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Lilla Kharn
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.06.13 12:02:00 -
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Kayden Black > ahhh... you wouldn't believe what she can do with an iron, a hamster, a pogo stick & a lot of lube...
============================================= "Only the dead have seen the end of war" - Plato
Black Ops fuel equation
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Cat o'Ninetails
Rancer Defence League
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Posted - 2009.06.13 12:44:00 -
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Originally by: Rakshasa Taisab My bio breaks are the best, and one day I'll bring a mic to let others on alliance vent also share the experience.
ewwww not that kind of bio
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Heroldyn
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Posted - 2009.06.13 13:27:00 -
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imo the best bios is Award Bios.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.06.13 13:29:00 -
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My bio is nice but ccp keep trunkating it
My ceo has an apple pie recipe in hers ♥
The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments |
Abrazzar
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Posted - 2009.06.13 13:39:00 -
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My bio is too short and RP'ish to be truly awesome or funny but I like it that way. |
TimMc
Gallente Infinite Improbability Inc Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2009.06.13 13:52:00 -
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My bio is just a few lines from the bible which sound cool.
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Savage Creampuff
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Posted - 2009.06.13 14:08:00 -
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Edited by: Savage Creampuff on 13/06/2009 14:09:54 Hi, creampuff here
my fave hatemail is my bio, just changed all the 'you are' to 'i am'
I am the carebears of pirates. I lack nerve and fortitude. I prey on noobs and defenseless ships and use every exploit I can. I lack the prowess of a real pvp'er. I simply do not have what it takes to be a viable force in 0.0. I have now flagged myself as a limp noodle, no respect or fear to be afforded to me. I am a NOOB with aspirations of one day being a real PVP player. I don't have the stones to go on out to low sec, join a real alliance, and fight for something worth fighting for. I am enjoying my pampers.
In RL I'm a redneck with a mullet |
CommmanderInChief
Comply Or Die
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Posted - 2009.06.13 14:12:00 -
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Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails I was wondering earlier what the best bios are.
I think mine needs more pizazz, as currently it just says a little bit about me but it's not terribly exciting. What makes a good bio? Preferably one that makes you lol a bit :)
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"I specialise in anti pirating and defending the system of Rancer. It is my dream that one day innocent travellers can freely move around."
Stick to that Cat cos its actually quite funny..seeing it doesnt happen Rancer is has red as its always been.. |
Blnukem 192
Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2009.06.13 16:30:00 -
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I have the best bio.
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Hayaishi
Gallente East Eve Trading Co.
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Posted - 2009.06.13 16:40:00 -
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You can't add the Veldspar as there simply isn't enough room for it to fit. It takes up 149.6 units of volume, and there are only -4.54747350886e-013 left. - [06:20:35] Jarbis Leed > rgr. damn thats one big ass veld roid. [06:21:56] Hayaishi > yeah, there is some pretty big hem roids here too.... - [13:09:56] CCP Loktofeit > Correct time for the Live Dev Blog is 1500 pants time (GMT/UTC) - "Shine ya shields aye guvna?" [08:17:50] Calando > But I digress, me being who I am, God just loves to **** with my mind every now and then. [08:18:17] Little Penelope > did u smack god with a wine bottle recently? [08:18:51] Hayaishi > no, he hit him with a water bottle... just so happened to have hit jesus with such integrity that it turned into a wine bottle.
^ mine |
Nicole Graves
Caldari ForgeTech Industries
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Posted - 2009.06.13 17:30:00 -
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Best bio's = lol quotes :)
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Taak Coram
Gallente Outdated Host Productions
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Posted - 2009.06.13 19:14:00 -
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Nothing beats Prince |
Danton Marcellus
Nebula Rasa Holdings
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Posted - 2009.06.13 19:14:00 -
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Mine is the best there is, no contest. |
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Lady Aja
Caldari Eradication Project
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Posted - 2009.06.13 20:16:00 -
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as seen in my bio...
Everyone in EvE is out to get you and I do mean *everyone*.
That trusted corpmate you've known for years? He's out to get you.
That lost little new guy in his rookie ship? He's out to get you.
The trader you're about to make a tidy profit from? He's out to get you.
That GM you petitioned about losing your ship to a scammer? He will listen patiently to you, ignore your request, log on to his other account and get you.
As for me? I don't know you well enough yet but give me sufficient time and I'll be out to get you as well.
Welcome to EvE... |
Ethersong
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Posted - 2009.06.13 20:47:00 -
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Originally by: Hayaishi ... [08:18:51] Hayaishi > no, he hit him with a water bottle... just so happened to have hit jesus with such integrity that it turned into a wine bottle.
^ mine
Pretty sure Integrity is the strength or unbrokeness of something :) so hitting someone with it is quite a feat. :D
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Alt lock
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Posted - 2009.06.13 20:58:00 -
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Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails I was wondering earlier what the best bios are.
I think mine needs more pizazz, as currently it just says a little bit about me but it's not terribly exciting. What makes a good bio? Preferably one that makes you lol a bit :)
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Hi ALT here!!!!
SO ya LIck mm K!!
All good bios are dead DEAD DEAD!!!
why do I say this cuz ***** hurt little nerds read the best ones and cry to ccp and they get bio Nerfed
ya ture story happened to me
v/r
BEST
PS HUGS AND KISS \p/ EvE
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Nigel Sheldon
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.06.13 20:58:00 -
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mine ain't too bad....in case you can't be bothered to look for it.
real daleks don't climb stairs - they exterminate the building.....
towels are for hitch hikers - little small blobs of goo in bonded polycarbonate armour use sink plungers.
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Some Advisor
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Posted - 2009.06.13 21:05:00 -
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Originally by: Heroldyn imo the best bios is Award Bios.
what about the good ol¦ AMI Bios?
helps alot to know the masterpasswords to get into it :P
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Komen
Gallente Domination. THE KLINGONS
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Posted - 2009.06.13 21:20:00 -
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Originally by: Some Advisor Edited by: Some Advisor on 13/06/2009 21:07:54
Originally by: Heroldyn imo the best bios is Award Bios.
what about the good ol¦ AMI Bios? helps alot to know the masterpasswords to get into it :P
back to topic.. what about the worst ones?
"...your bla hits blub for bleh damage"
and of course cheap disguise for eve.orb links (isnt eve.orb death since... long time?)
My bio (see the bit just below the lol error, that's been in my bio for a good two years now).
Currently training: Sense of Humor level 5 Bonus: 5% per level to enjoying life, the universe, and everything.
[LOL] error: Funny not found.
Your <e-peen> hits <some pixels> perfectly, causing <some big number> damage. Congratulations on that.
Be careful what you say in local. You might end up quoted in a bio.
When in danger, or in doubt, smack in local, scream and shout.
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Armoured C
Gallente Federation of Freedom Fighters Aggression.
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Posted - 2009.06.13 21:30:00 -
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mine has gho hydigggggggggg something in it
well worth the read
she is crazy =) <3 |
Elapidae
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Posted - 2009.06.14 00:59:00 -
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I just stuck in some amusing fan mail I got from someone I podded once.
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Bestofworst
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.06.14 01:31:00 -
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Quote: "No" Just means "Try harder".
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Essence Praetor
Retribution. Inc.
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Posted - 2009.06.14 02:12:00 -
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Edited by: Essence Praetor on 14/06/2009 02:12:07 Best Bio Submissions:
1.) "All of a sudden I was in a pod docked at a station. Does that mean I leveled up?"
2.) " --Excuse me, I have to go AFK and jam my wife. --Be careful when you jam her, she could become a mother ship . . . and mother ships are unjammable"
3.) "At what point do my wife turn from a HAC into a heavy interdiction? Now instead of awesome its more like it catches everything in sight, slows it down and then everything it grabs a hold of slowly dies."
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