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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.15 05:03:00 -
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I just thought I would share with you all with 5 of my rules that have gotten me through eve to date. Hope it doesn't get locked too quickly.
Rule 1) Don't shoot blues. I know its being debated as to if this is acceptable or not, but in my mind if you start shooting blues then you start getting shot at by blues and you run out of friends fast. Exception) If they deserve it. Or I didn't set them blue. Or no one can explain to me why they are blue. Or I didn't see they were blue till they were in to half armor..
Rule 2) Don't rip off corp mates. Blues are fair game but corp mates are supposed to be the people that protect your back. Exception) If I joined a corp with the express reason to take from them, its ok then. Also for the lulz.
Rule 3) Highsec is for carebears. Stay out of it. Exception) OK, I need to fly ships so I need a hauling alt. Also, greifing said carebears is fun too, so I need a toon for that as well.
Rule 4) Ignore standing when there's a carrier kill involved. I'm perfectly happy to fleet with reds if were all there to kill a carrier. I wont stab them in the back until the carrier is dead and were looting the wreck. Exception) OK, for the lulz I might tell someone there is a carrier to kill then warp them in to a trap.
Rule 5) Missions are for pussies, never be caught dead in one. Exception) Busting someones mission is WAY more fun and doesn't count.
Feel free to add your own protips. |
Tildes own
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.06.15 05:14:00 -
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Rule 6) always firstpost + snipe |
Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.06.15 05:25:00 -
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Lana can come "bust" my "mission" and "kill" my "carrier" any day.
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Wreck Disposal Services |
abrasive soap
Balls Deep Inc.
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Posted - 2009.06.15 05:33:00 -
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If you are in the nc rule 1 shouldn't apply.
Protip) Station hugging is bad
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.15 05:36:00 -
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Originally by: abrasive soap If you are in the nc rule 1 shouldn't apply.
Protip) Station hugging is bad
Being in NC falls under the first exception..
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Lexa Hellfury
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.06.15 06:24:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin Rule 5) Missions are for pussies, never be caught dead in one.
You should change your bio then
Fake-edit: How are we all not banned?
Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Thea Arsoniztik
Red Tides Viewer Discretion Advised
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Posted - 2009.06.15 06:44:00 -
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You've got moxy. I like it. |
Nel Tu
Minmatar Thurisaz Robotics Corporation
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Posted - 2009.06.15 06:47:00 -
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Originally by: Thea Arsoniztik You've got moxy. I like it.
Got more than moxie, she does |
Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.15 06:48:00 -
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Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
Originally by: Lana Torrin Rule 5) Missions are for pussies, never be caught dead in one.
You should change your bio then
Fake-edit: How are we all not banned?
As no one else knows of the bio in question... You know why thats there right? |
Lexa Hellfury
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.06.15 06:52:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin As no one else knows of the bio in question... You know why thats there right?
Well you're no fun to tease
You didn't really answer the important part of my post though. Have you been sleeping with Zymurgist? |
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.15 07:00:00 -
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Originally by: Lexa Hellfury You didn't really answer the important part of my post though. Have you been sleeping with Zymurgist?
He said he had destroyed the pics! WTF?!?! |
Baillif
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Posted - 2009.06.15 07:08:00 -
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Originally by: Nel Tu
Originally by: Thea Arsoniztik You've got moxy. I like it.
Got more than moxie, she does
I hear she cuts **** holes in her underwear |
Hayaishi
Gallente East Eve Trading Co.
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Posted - 2009.06.15 09:54:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: abrasive soap If you are in the nc rule 1 shouldn't apply.
Protip) Station hugging is bad
Being in NC falls under the first exception..
you're in NC? what alliance?
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CrimsonLobo
Caldari Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.06.15 09:57:00 -
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CL rule number 1, never log into the game just make sure everyone on forums thinks you are a 1337 PvP3r so they all love you
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abrasive soap
Balls Deep Inc.
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Posted - 2009.06.15 10:11:00 -
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Originally by: Hayaishi
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: abrasive soap If you are in the nc rule 1 shouldn't apply.
Protip) Station hugging is bad
Being in NC falls under the first exception..
you're in NC? what alliance?
trolling or oblivious or both
new protip: Protip) all logistics gangs are always awesome |
Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
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Posted - 2009.06.16 03:51:00 -
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Protip: If it makes you laugh do it.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.16 04:36:00 -
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Originally by: Herty Protip: If it makes you laugh do it.
This also.. See I knew I would forget a rule if I limited myself. |
Jones Bones
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2009.06.16 05:36:00 -
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wearz teh funneh =================== Go Bucks! |
Misanth
Reaper Industries
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Posted - 2009.06.16 05:46:00 -
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Need moar exceptions. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.16 05:48:00 -
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Originally by: Misanth Need moar exceptions.
I would have had more except I didn't want to go over the top.
Visiting Isinokka all week. Drop by and say hi. |
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Misanth
Reaper Industries
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Posted - 2009.06.16 05:51:00 -
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Laws and beurocracy needs many many rules, and exceptions.
You have way too few exceptions, this is more like "Lana's guidelines". - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.16 05:58:00 -
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Originally by: Misanth Laws and beurocracy needs many many rules, and exceptions.
You have way too few exceptions, this is more like "Lana's guidelines".
Yeah but im just a girl so I couldn't spell guidelines..... |
Agarwaen Macil
Caldari Est Deus In Nobis
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Posted - 2009.06.16 06:03:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Misanth Laws and beurocracy needs many many rules, and exceptions.
You have way too few exceptions, this is more like "Lana's guidelines".
Yeah but im just a girl so I couldn't spell guidelines.....
If its really bureaucratic it has to be called regulations anyways. Rules is far to simple a word, regulations on the other hand sounds very official and important. |
Misanth
Reaper Industries
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Posted - 2009.06.16 06:07:00 -
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Originally by: Agarwaen Macil
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Misanth Laws and beurocracy needs many many rules, and exceptions.
You have way too few exceptions, this is more like "Lana's guidelines".
Yeah but im just a girl so I couldn't spell guidelines.....
If its really bureaucratic it has to be called regulations anyways. Rules is far to simple a word, regulations on the other hand sounds very official and important.
Misanth's stamp of approval. For whatever it's worth. |
Agarwaen Macil
Caldari Est Deus In Nobis
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Posted - 2009.06.16 06:17:00 -
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Originally by: Misanth
Misanth's stamp of approval. For whatever it's worth.
Obviously, it's weight in gold...how much does gold cost, and how much does a Misanth forum stamp weigh? I'm printing this quote out and framing it. |
Misanth
Reaper Industries
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Posted - 2009.06.16 06:35:00 -
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Originally by: Agarwaen Macil Obviously, it's weight in gold...how much does gold cost, and how much does a Misanth forum stamp weigh? I'm printing this quote out and framing it.
About as much as a paper weight. Made of paper. I'll just scratch some gold off my laz0r boats and see what we can do. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Agarwaen Macil
Caldari Est Deus In Nobis
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Posted - 2009.06.16 06:37:00 -
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Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: Agarwaen Macil Obviously, it's weight in gold...how much does gold cost, and how much does a Misanth forum stamp weigh? I'm printing this quote out and framing it.
About as much as a paper weight. Made of paper. I'll just scratch some gold off my laz0r boats and see what we can do.
I like where this is going. We can work out the details tomorrow.
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Hinkledolph
Amok. Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.06.16 09:39:00 -
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Edited by: Hinkledolph on 16/06/2009 10:04:08 I think Lana is looking better than ever...
EDIT: couldn't take the hate from Lana :(
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.16 09:40:00 -
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Originally by: Hinkledolph I think Lana has gained weight
**** off
Visiting Isinokka all week. Drop by and say hi. |
Hinkledolph
Amok. Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.06.16 10:06:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Hinkledolph I think Lana has gained weight
**** off
Mean girl you are :(
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Tildes own
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.06.16 10:56:00 -
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~too easy~ |
Rhodin Lazarith
Shadow Company
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Posted - 2009.06.17 16:22:00 -
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One that I usually go by.... Never underestimate the stupidity of belt ratters. |
Frey't
Caldari smart mining and manufactoring industries
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Posted - 2009.06.17 17:49:00 -
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well my rule which i always break :
never fly drunk and fleet up with strange people becuse you wake up in some belt without any underwear ... somtimes... |
Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.06.17 17:57:00 -
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Originally by: Frey't well my rule which i always break :
never fly drunk and fleet up with strange people becuse you wake up in some belt without any underwear ... somtimes...
at least you're still in a belt, and not a pair of pink panties |
Tormented Treason
Infinite Sorrow Inc
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Posted - 2009.06.17 18:00:00 -
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Originally by: Thea Arsoniztik You've got moxy. I like it.
Moxy as in "herpies" or "balls" or both. |
Denny Haze
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.06.18 08:49:00 -
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First rule: I rule! |
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