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Recon Three
Empire Assault Corp Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2009.07.01 21:03:00 -
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I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.
I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.
So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.
I was ****ed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.
Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.
Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?
OR
Pack my stuff and be on my way.
Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask
http://www.flyingcracker.com/Images/gfchamp.jpg
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TimMc
Gallente Extradition
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Posted - 2009.07.01 21:05:00 -
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lol. Copypasta?
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BlackDragonShadow
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.07.01 21:06:00 -
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Originally by: TimMc lol. Copypasta?
This sig was awesome but needs more EvE related content. - Mitnal
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2009.07.01 21:06:00 -
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Good one
EVE issues|Mining revamp|Build stuff|Make ISK |
Abrazzar
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Posted - 2009.07.01 21:06:00 -
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Tell your dad to get his own goddamn GF and put a padlock on yours. -------- Ideas for: Mining
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Mankirks Wife
Caldari Space Furry Association
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Posted - 2009.07.01 21:11:00 -
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Whatever happened to "Sharing is caring"? --- |
Recon Three
Empire Assault Corp Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2009.07.01 21:11:00 -
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Total copypasta. But it's too awesome not to share. _____
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FOl2TY8
Garoun Investment Bank
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Posted - 2009.07.01 21:16:00 -
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Have sex with your dad. ---------- This post brought to you by the worst PVP'er in Eve |
xBLACKNOVAx
University of Caille
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Posted - 2009.07.01 21:21:00 -
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.07.01 21:24:00 -
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This thread gets the Plunderbunny seal of approval. I don't have a seal yet but I'll work on it if I remember Inappropriate content removed. Please keep signature EVE related. Zymurgist |
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Zeba
Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company
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Posted - 2009.07.01 21:32:00 -
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Remember when you were a wee lad and accidentally walked in on your dad in the bathroom as he was taking a wiz? You stopped dead in your tracks and were all like omg dad you have a fecking elephant trunk sprouting out of your body and then ran away mentaly scarred for life? Well it seems years later your gf had a slightly different reaction when she accidentally walked in on him too..
Go dad!
Originally by: Vaden Khale He's doing the moonwalk in HEE-hee-hell.
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Riki Halcyon
Caldari Sativa Imports Ltd.
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Posted - 2009.07.01 21:36:00 -
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Wow, a picture of your gf with the meat still inside? Audacious!
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Zeba
Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company
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Posted - 2009.07.01 21:42:00 -
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Edited by: Zeba on 01/07/2009 21:43:08
Meh, just arsed myself to look at the picture. You can lock the thread now.
10/10
Originally by: Vaden Khale He's doing the moonwalk in HEE-hee-hell.
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Atomos Darksun
Damage Incorporated.
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Posted - 2009.07.01 21:51:00 -
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Originally by: Zeba Edited by: Zeba on 01/07/2009 21:43:08
Meh, just arsed myself to look at the picture. You can lock the thread now.
10/10
Owned.
Originally by: Amoxin My vent is talking to me in a devil voice...
Non EVE related content removed from signature. Zymurgist |
Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.07.01 21:54:00 -
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Originally by: Atomos Darksun
Originally by: Zeba Edited by: Zeba on 01/07/2009 21:43:08
Meh, just arsed myself to look at the picture. You can lock the thread now.
10/10
Owned.
qft Inappropriate content removed. Please keep signature EVE related. Zymurgist |
Zeba
Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company
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Posted - 2009.07.01 21:54:00 -
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Indeed, I'm getting lazy.
Originally by: Vaden Khale He's doing the moonwalk in HEE-hee-hell.
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Luna Sistere
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.07.01 21:58:00 -
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I got caught too. I honestly thought this was one of those Ihatecindy spams.
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Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI
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Posted - 2009.07.01 22:04:00 -
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This is twice as funny today as it was last time someone posted it.
Imagine how funny it will be next week?
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Arvald
Caldari Letiferi Praedones
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Posted - 2009.07.01 22:21:00 -
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haha that was good
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NeoNeTiC
LOCKDOWN. Cult of War
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Posted - 2009.07.01 22:50:00 -
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The only sad thing is that the pic ruined every potentially funny response to it. Should've picked a girl holding it to make it more awesome.
I'm hungry, now. Btw: Just buy a second one. Having 2 allows for awesome dual-meatfests - be it for you or your father.
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Recon Three
Empire Assault Corp Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2009.07.01 22:53:00 -
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Originally by: Jago Kain This is twice as funny today as it was last time someone posted it.
Imagine how funny it will be next week?
Bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. _____
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CCP Navigator
C C P
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Posted - 2009.07.01 23:27:00 -
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I really had the warning page open there to give you what for until I realized the true nature of the thread
Bravo, sir, bravo.
Navigator Senior Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online
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Poruntubo
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Posted - 2009.07.01 23:33:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Navigator I really had the warning page open there to give you what for until I realized the true nature of the thread
Bravo, sir, bravo.
just a good copypasta
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Zeba
Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company
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Posted - 2009.07.01 23:39:00 -
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Originally by: Jago Kain This is twice as funny today as it was last time someone posted it.
Imagine how funny it will be next week?
Belive it or not there are some amongst the eve forum population who don't flit about teh internats like an adhd moth stuck in a room full of candles.
Originally by: Vaden Khale He's doing the moonwalk in HEE-hee-hell.
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Knopje
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Posted - 2009.07.02 03:21:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Navigator I really had the warning page open there to give you what for until I realized the true nature of the thread
Bravo, sir, bravo.
This thread is now made of epic win, OP successfully trolled a Dev.
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Taradis
Amarr Paxton Industries Paxton Federation
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Posted - 2009.07.02 07:48:00 -
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Epic!
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Asuka Smith
Gallente StarHunt
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Posted - 2009.07.02 15:00:00 -
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This reeeeeeeks of internet bull****, but if it IS true you ought to get in a fist fight and then move out after you kick his ass.
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Nisshoku
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Posted - 2009.07.02 15:37:00 -
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Originally by: Asuka Smith This reeeeeeeks of internet bull****, but if it IS true you ought to get in a fist fight and then move out after you kick his ass.
Did you open up the picture?
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Terianna Eri
Amarr Scrutari
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Posted - 2009.07.02 16:42:00 -
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Originally by: Knopje
Originally by: CCP Navigator I really had the warning page open there to give you what for until I realized the true nature of the thread
Bravo, sir, bravo.
This thread is now made of epic win, OP successfully trolled a Dev.
QFMFT
also i lol'd __________________________________
Originally by: CCP Whisper Boo hoo. Cry some more.
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Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles
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Posted - 2009.07.02 17:45:00 -
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Originally by: Nisshoku
Originally by: Asuka Smith This reeeeeeeks of internet bull****, but if it IS true you ought to get in a fist fight and then move out after you kick his ass.
Did you open up the picture?
Wow, 3 people successfully trolled and we haven't even hit page 2 yet. --- 20:1 mineral compression ISRC Racing, Season 7 - schedule |
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