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TriadSte
3rd Division
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:00:00 -
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CCP lol just lol.
Congrats on yet another stella update!!
o7 |
Graic Gabtar
The Lemon Party
233
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:04:00 -
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TriadSte wrote:CCP lol just lol.
Congrats on yet another stella update!!
o7 Yes we all drink to the reboot.
EVE shall be purged by fire - please Gods let them ALL burn in Jita. |
J3ssica Alba
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
365
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:06:00 -
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TriadSte wrote:CCP lol just lol.
Congrats on yet another stella update!!
o7
Why don't you just make your own MMO and run your own updates with perfect 0% failure efficiency?
This is my signature. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.-á Without me, my signature is useless. Without my signature, I am useless |
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp Unified Church of the Unobligated
595
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:06:00 -
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Make mine a pint of wife beater too WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place... |
Vera Algaert
Republic University Minmatar Republic
135
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:06:00 -
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TriadSte wrote:CCP lol just lol.
Congrats on yet another stella update!!
o7 your post is not much bette |
TriadSte
3rd Division
92
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:10:00 -
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You have to laugh though, CCP released a video last week about the and I quote "finishing touches" to this update...
Then on release, it breaks!!
2 words for ya CCP as a company as large as yours is - here we go! are ya ready?
QUALITY CONTROL - If you don't have this in any business expect to fail and be liquidated.
On a final note, where is Hilmers excellence gone these days he spoke about and demanded from here on in..in his apology? |
Jorma Morkkis
State War Academy Caldari State
60
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:11:00 -
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Not fail. Epic? Maybe.
Just got enough time to put Jump Drive Operation 1-3 to queue. |
Korsiri
Mousetrap Building Inc.
38
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:15:00 -
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you sir, seriously dunno what an epic fail is
epic fail is SWG launching a patch that took out Jabba's palace
epic fail is UO servers coming up from downtime and all the housing decaying. Immediately.
this is more like...
meh. |
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp Unified Church of the Unobligated
595
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:17:00 -
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Op just has high expectations on the fail scale. WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place... |
Presidente Gallente
Dark-Rising
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:19:00 -
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The problem is not lack of QUALITY CONTROL. It's lack of patience by some addicts who spam the EVE icon, can't wait to install and be on TQ first. And next they get shocked by changes and the painful process to adapt.
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Castor II
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
62
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:19:00 -
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Who the hell says "epic fail" anymore? This isn't 2006 you know |
Croniac
Thunder Chickens
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:19:00 -
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Korsiri wrote: epic fail is UO servers coming up from downtime and all the housing decaying. Immediately.
THIS! ^^^^
That was a great day.
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I'thari
59
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:19:00 -
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TriadSte wrote:2 words for ya CCP as a company as large as yours is - here we go! are ya ready?
QUALITY CONTROL - If you don't have this in any business expect to fail and be liquidated. Actually, that's your failure as a player CCP exclusively uses paying customers for QA |
Lin-Young Borovskova
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
30
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:21:00 -
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Presidente Gallente wrote:The problem is not lack of QUALITY CONTROL. It's lack of patience by some addicts who spam the EVE icon, can't wait to install and be on TQ first. And next they get shocked by changes and the painful process to adapt.
DISMISSED!
More about this than something else
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flakeys
Arkham Innovations Paper Tiger Coalition
266
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:22:00 -
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2 words back for you : Spoiled bratt |
Billy Whizzard
Black Wormholes of Apocrypha TOGETHER WE STAND
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:22:00 -
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"Tranquility is having startup issues following the deployment of Eve Online: Inferno."
QUELLE SURPRISE ! |
Korsiri
Mousetrap Building Inc.
38
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:24:00 -
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Croniac wrote:Korsiri wrote: epic fail is UO servers coming up from downtime and all the housing decaying. Immediately.
THIS! ^^^^ That was a great day.
I know right? lol I miss IDOCs :(
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Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:25:00 -
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Let's be honest, we'd all have been pretty upset if it had gone without a hitch.
Secretly we all love these offline days for a chance to spend the day endlessly trolling the forums wandering outside in the sunshine.
"I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings"-á-á-MXZF |
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse Sanctuary Pact
509
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:25:00 -
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Hey, at least it's not a boot.ini problem.
Relax, go out for a walk, or a shower, or both.
The unforseen cannot be quality-controlled, no matter how good you are at it. If you do not know this basic fact then you have not been in an intense software production environment for too long.
Regardless of the testing on the test server, there will always be something going wrong on the day of launch, I don't care how good you are or think you are.
It's Murphy's law and it's real.
The universe is an ancient desert, a vast wasteland with only occasional habitable planets as oases. We Fremen, comfortable with deserts, shall now venture into another. - STILGAR, From the Sietch to the Stars. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
The I and F Taxation Trust
662
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:28:00 -
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TriadSte wrote:CCP lol just lol.
Congrats on yet another stella update!!
o7
You are too young kiddie, to REALLY know what is the measure of CCP's abbility to perform funny stuff during updates.
Ask old farts about the boot.ini affair. EVE residents: 5% WH; 8% Lowsec; 15% Nullsec; 72% Highsec. CSM 7: 1 highsec resident out of 14.-á
CSM demographics vs EVE demographics, nothing to worry about... |
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Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub
1049
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:30:00 -
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Thorn Galen wrote:Hey, at least it's not a boot.ini problem.
Relax, go out for a walk, or a shower, or both.
The unforseen cannot be quality-controlled, no matter how good you are at it. If you do not know this basic fact then you have not been in an intense software production environment for too long.
Regardless of the testing on the test server, there will always be something going wrong on the day of launch, I don't care how good you are or think you are.
It's Murphy's law and it's real. I've already had a shower this week, and I've been pacing the path between my chair and my stash of Dr. Pepper cans all day.
"I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings"-á-á-MXZF |
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse Sanctuary Pact
509
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:33:00 -
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Simi Kusoni wrote:I've already had a shower this week, and I've been pacing the path between my chair and my stash of Dr. Pepper cans all day.
That made me chuckle, thank you My office colleagues want to know why I keep squishing a hamster every 30 minutes. Just my way of chilling my frustration
The universe is an ancient desert, a vast wasteland with only occasional habitable planets as oases. We Fremen, comfortable with deserts, shall now venture into another. - STILGAR, From the Sietch to the Stars. |
TriadSte
3rd Division
92
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:35:00 -
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I'm no spoiled brat I'm a man in my 30s who looks after a house and my family.
It just makes me laugh because if CCP was a British company it would have gone under along time ago. When something is said to be online at a certain time I expect that time to be honoured as with any company if that promise is not upheld then compensation is a rather normal route to go down.
I do not expect things to go perfectly every time but as I said previous the video that was released last week spoke about "finishing touches" which in my book means everything is working as we'd hope and are now completing it ready for launch.
What finishing touches means to CCP apparently is : We rushed this out and it broke as soon as it went live.
That in turn means there is zero quality control.
This is a very bad thing for any company wanting to survive.
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Ituhata Saken
Crimson Cross Destroyers
66
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Posted - 2012.05.22 13:40:00 -
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J3ssica Alba wrote:TriadSte wrote:CCP lol just lol.
Congrats on yet another stella update!!
o7 Why don't you just make your own MMO and run your own updates with perfect 0% failure efficiency?
That actually makes me wonder if there are pirated eve servers. |
Kyle Yanowski
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
48
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Posted - 2012.05.22 14:13:00 -
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Maybe a little karma from the Diablo III jab. =)
Either way, who cares. Go to work. Take a shower. Do... something.... useful. You'll thank yourself for it. |
Winterbliss
APEX ARDENT COALITION Persona Non Gratis
9
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Posted - 2012.05.22 14:17:00 -
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I remember when a expansion deployment took 24 hours in this game, stop being so ungrateful about everything your whole life. |
Jonah Gravenstein
325
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Posted - 2012.05.22 14:18:00 -
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TriadSte wrote: It just makes me laugh because if CCP was a British company it would have gone under along time ago.
Royal Bank of Scotland and Northern Rock would like a word with you sir, now that was failure on an epic scale.
Minor hiccups in a patch deployment are the norm in the gaming world, Like the poster above I can also remember Eve being offline for the best part of 24 hours during a patch, and if I remember correctly we got some free SP from that. War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
Yolanta Geezenstack
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2012.05.22 14:22:00 -
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Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Ask old farts about the boot.ini affair.
Ok, you got me curious - what's the "boot.ini affair"? |
Reverend Cletis
Synister Mynisters
7
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Posted - 2012.05.22 14:22:00 -
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I'm so glad that I'm at work right now.
By the time I get home, all this will be resolved and it will be beautiful in the world.
Right? |
Jonah Gravenstein
325
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Posted - 2012.05.22 14:26:00 -
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Yolanta Geezenstack wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Ask old farts about the boot.ini affair. Ok, you got me curious - what's the "boot.ini affair"?
CCP accidentally windows xp installs by overwriting the boot.ini file
whoops! War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
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