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Kalain ap'Sulen
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Posted - 2009.07.14 13:12:00 -
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Late on Sunday night, Logan Much noticed an intresting sight, A big ole orca to be had without a fight. A rohk mining, a retriever nearby, and an unmanned orca, that couldn't have been right. Indeed it was and the call went out, "any available orca pilots about?". Crow said ,"i have Adota" and the wheels began to turn. Bears began descending, looking for an orca to burn. "Home to ING went the call", a sweet siren heeded by all. Indeed, it was as Logan had said, an unmanned orca, thats even better than dead. The stealth bombers began creeping, no hint was seen, 1 orca stolen, thats just plain mean. EPIC YARRAGE Profit 400,000,000 Loss 0.00
--a big hell yea to Logan for the find, Adotta for the snatch, and Bornfar for the poem YAR! For those that can't be bothered to read the pome, Logan found an orca that was being used as the most expensive jetcan ever. Called in the troops and GHO became 400 mil in assets richer.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.14 13:24:00 -
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That was a poem? I thought it was really bad story telling.
Why do you need a swarm of bombers to fly an orca.
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PlexedLive
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Posted - 2009.07.14 13:25:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank That was a poem? I thought it was really bad story telling.
Why do you need a swarm of bombers to fly an orca.
well frigs arnt very good at bumping stuff, so you will need alot of them to get anywhere
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.14 13:27:00 -
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ah... details.
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PlexedLive
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Posted - 2009.07.14 13:30:00 -
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well, its all in the details, now im off to figure out how to bump a orca into warp with a few SB's
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Xenophanes Colophon
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Posted - 2009.07.14 13:30:00 -
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Originally by: PlexedLive
well frigs aren't very good at bumping stuff, so you will need a lot of them to get anywhere
Lies, have you ever mwd'd into a hulk at 5km/s? It has a very noticeable effect.
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Schani Kratnorr
x13
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Posted - 2009.07.14 13:33:00 -
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Threads like this are the reason I still read forums after all this time.
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PlexedLive
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Posted - 2009.07.14 13:36:00 -
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Originally by: Xenophanes Colophon
Originally by: PlexedLive
well frigs aren't very good at bumping stuff, so you will need a lot of them to get anywhere
Lies, have you ever mwd'd into a hulk at 5km/s? It has a very noticeable effect.
yeah, thats a hulk... orca is another story
/me returns to trying to bump orcas into warp
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Xenophanes Colophon
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Posted - 2009.07.14 13:43:00 -
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Originally by: PlexedLive
Originally by: Xenophanes Colophon
Originally by: PlexedLive
well frigs aren't very good at bumping stuff, so you will need a lot of them to get anywhere
Lies, have you ever mwd'd into a hulk at 5km/s? It has a very noticeable effect.
yeah, thats a hulk... orca is another story
/me returns to trying to bump orcas into warp
I've done some pretty good orca and freighter bumps with my frigates. I need to get frapps installed again so I can show you ze power of ze 5km/s frigate bump!
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PlexedLive
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Posted - 2009.07.14 13:45:00 -
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Originally by: Xenophanes Colophon
Originally by: PlexedLive
Originally by: Xenophanes Colophon
Originally by: PlexedLive
well frigs aren't very good at bumping stuff, so you will need a lot of them to get anywhere
Lies, have you ever mwd'd into a hulk at 5km/s? It has a very noticeable effect.
yeah, thats a hulk... orca is another story
/me returns to trying to bump orcas into warp
I've done some pretty good orca and freighter bumps with my frigates. I need to get frapps installed again so I can show you ze power of ze 5km/s frigate bump!
and im not going to believe you until i see said bumps!
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Xenophanes Colophon
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Posted - 2009.07.14 13:49:00 -
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Originally by: PlexedLive
and im not going to believe you until i see said bumps!
You could try it for yourself, too. Really ****es them off considering their align times.
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PlexedLive
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Posted - 2009.07.14 14:08:00 -
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Originally by: Xenophanes Colophon
Originally by: PlexedLive
and im not going to believe you until i see said bumps!
You could try it for yourself, too. Really ****es them off considering their align times.
i would, but not many orcas and frieghters hang about in 0.0 and low sec really... lol, and if i tried it on a carrier it might hurt me :P
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Kalain ap'Sulen
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Posted - 2009.07.14 14:23:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank That was a poem? I thought it was really bad story telling.
Everyone's a Critic.
Originally by: Lady Spank Why do you need a swarm of bombers to fly an orca.
Did you not read the non-creative licence portion? It was a stealth bomber with a pilot to board the thing and warp it out.
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Jamcrok
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Posted - 2009.07.14 14:26:00 -
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Well, I liked the poem and the story too. I wish I could find somebody dumb enough to leave an unmanned jetcan orca! Nice work! Have some internetz! :P
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Cal Darinne
Caldari a Lame Astral Dragon Yogurt
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Posted - 2009.07.15 08:40:00 -
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Originally by: Kalain ap'Sulen
... The stealth bombers began creeping ...
that does not imply 1 sb. ________________________
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THE L0CK
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Posted - 2009.07.15 17:13:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank That was a poem? I thought it was really bad story telling.
Why do you need a swarm of bombers to fly an orca.
Not a poem, a pome. There is a difference.
Originally by: Whitehound
If I think, but I do not.
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aetherguy881
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.07.15 22:32:00 -
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There's been worse. Try a Rorqual jetcan? Try searching for 'Dude, where's my Rorqual?'
Much better Yarrrage there. ------------------- Always remember this about EVE:
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iP0D
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Posted - 2009.07.15 22:51:00 -
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Just a bit confusing the OP thanked Adotta for his snatch.
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PostmasterGeneral
Minmatar yo i'm posting
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Posted - 2009.07.16 01:19:00 -
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meh it looks like you stole punctuation
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