Ed Lollington
Minmatar Ed Lollington And Son's Internet Law Firm Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.07.16 18:04:00 -
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At roughly 16.40 eve time Neo Spartans were conducting a small supply run allowing us to restock on ammo which we had been running low on due to consistently owning members of The United.
This mission was a dangerous mission and required us to use a freighter which would need to cross into hostile territory during a time where many of our glorious pilots were offline.
We debated if this mission should be delayed, however the decision was made to proceed because we believed that The United would rather run from the freighter than engage it, especially considering that while small in numbers we could still field a decent force should we be required to.
The call was made for all available capital pilots to board there carriers and we had a friendly rapier sent into Rancer to web the freighter into warp and also to light a cyno should The United engage the freighter. We honestly did not believe The United would engage the freighter especially considering there scout (Scots Tsunami) would have seen us undocking our carriers, however not long after our capitals had undocked The United warped 2 battleships and a command ship to the gate the freighter was entering and to our utter surprise proceeded to engage the freighter.
The order was given and the friendly cyno was fired, our carriers proceeded to to jump in and immediately began to rep the freighter and destroy The United's small and weak gang, success was quick and swift and United's battleship's proceeded to crumble faster than a Farley's Rusk (A dry Biscuit mainly eaten by babies) however United's glorious leader Katie Door decided that at this time his only option was to log-off leaving his Corp. mates to die alone while he warped off.
What happened next was something straight from a scene of Benny Hill. Knowing that Katie still had aggro we had a prober begin to look for his Eos, in the hope we may find him and hand out adequate punishment for his crimes, Katie however failed to see the funny side and instead proceeded to log off, then log back in again for the next 10 minutes in the hope we would not be able to point/hold him long enough for us to take him down.
Unfortunately Mrs Door failed to understand just how relentless the Spartan Army would be in there pursuit of justice, and after playing what can only be described as the most enjoyable game of cat & mouse Spartan army was successful in probing and tackling Katie's Eos long enough for our gang to warp in and hand out swift justice in the form of a rather harsh beating.
This concludes another chapter in Spartan history and once again proves what seperates the men from the boys.
P.S. Katie, next time maybe warp another dread to the gate?
TL:DR û Katie Door once again proves why he's the dumbest CEO/FC in Eve and Spartan Army once again owns The United.
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