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Thryson
Bondage Goat Zombie
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Posted - 2012.05.23 01:12:00 -
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Dear CCP,
First I would like to say that I love EVE, that being said your latest patch "INFERNO" was like sleeping with a total hottie only to get a phone call in the morning to find out you have herpes. If there was a metaphorical conversation about INFERNO it would have gone something like,
CCP: Hey Thryson come look at this really cool candy its called Inferno Thryson: Man that sounds awesome, let me see CCP: Its actually right over here in this closet Thryson: That does not sound suspicious, lets go .......... Thryson: NO, PLEASE STOP AH NO STOP THAT NO NO NO!!! .......... CCP: Ahh, thanks ***** ill call you later
Please stop the **** CCP, it must end....
and your trailer was terrible too, what was that. you might as well just have played a 2 min clip of this guy http://www.lolroflmao.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/fatkidswag.jpg
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Hyperion O'Coeus
Null n Void Voice of Void Alliance
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Posted - 2012.05.23 01:28:00 -
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Thryson wrote:Dear CCP, First I would like to say that I love EVE, that being said your latest patch "INFERNO" was like sleeping with a total hottie only to get a phone call in the morning to find out you have herpes. If there was a metaphorical conversation about INFERNO it would have gone something like, CCP: Hey Thryson come look at this really cool candy its called Inferno Thryson: Man that sounds awesome, let me see CCP: Its actually right over here in this closet Thryson: That does not sound suspicious, lets go .......... Thryson: NO, PLEASE STOP AH NO STOP THAT NO NO NO!!! .......... CCP: Ahh, thanks b***h ill call you later Please stop the r/\pe CCP, it must end.... and your trailer was terrible too, what was that. you might as well just have played a 2 min clip of this guy http://www.lolroflmao.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/fatkidswag.jpg
Thryson
Appreciate your enthusiasm, but your only partially correct.
It's more like sleeping with a total hottie only to wake up in the morning, shake off the fog and realize it was your mom.
But hey thanks for trying.
CCP - Home of the Fascism Assist Module |
Morganta
Peripheral Madness The Midget Mafia
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Posted - 2012.05.23 01:31:00 -
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fiddle about fiddle about fiddle about The American public's reaction to the change was poor and the new cola was a major marketing failure. The subsequent reintroduction of Coke's original formula, re-branded as "Coca-Cola Classic", resulted in a significant gain in sales, leading to speculation that the introduction of the New Coke formula was just a marketing ploy |
Sisohiv
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.05.23 01:32:00 -
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You ever play the card game, ass-hole?
Once you get ass-hole and are forced to hand over all your good cards to the guy who won, you are pretty much doomed to be ass-hole until you say screw it and go watch a bad movie on TV.
Welcome to EVE. |
Xavier Bandar
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2012.05.23 02:44:00 -
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Thryson wrote:sleeping with a total hottie only to get a phone call in the morning to find out you have herpes.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Also, you should report your uncle and perhaps join a support group. |
Pres Crendraven
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Posted - 2012.05.23 02:48:00 -
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Could be worse, You could have slept with a dog and caught it. Meta34me
Corp and Alliance details hidden to protect the innocent. |
Spy 21
Lonetrek Exploration and Salvage
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Posted - 2012.05.23 02:58:00 -
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Hyperion O'Coeus wrote:Thryson Appreciate your enthusiasm, but your only partially correct. It's more like sleeping with a total hottie only to wake up in the morning, shake off the fog and realize it was your mom. But hey thanks for trying.
CCP - Home of the Fascism Assist Module
There needs to be an "EWWWWW" button for that post.
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"The next time airport security tells you to put your hands over your head and hold that vulnerable position for seven seconds, ask yourself: Is this the posture of a free man?" |
Azami Nevinyrall
Project Cerberus Caldari State Capturing
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Posted - 2012.05.23 03:16:00 -
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Is there a refund for time wasted reading dribble? 'twas the night before Jitageddon and all through 4-4. Not a freighter was undocked, not even the transports. Outside the undock was Goonswarm, floating with care. |
Morganta
Peripheral Madness The Midget Mafia
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Posted - 2012.05.23 03:20:00 -
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Azami Nevinyrall wrote:Is there a refund for time wasted reading dribble?
I guess the title made you think there was important info to be had here
The American public's reaction to the change was poor and the new cola was a major marketing failure. The subsequent reintroduction of Coke's original formula, re-branded as "Coca-Cola Classic", resulted in a significant gain in sales, leading to speculation that the introduction of the New Coke formula was just a marketing ploy |
Jonah Gravenstein
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Posted - 2012.05.23 03:21:00 -
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Thryson wrote:Dear CCP, First I would like to say that I love EVE, that being said your latest patch "INFERNO" was like sleeping with a total hottie only to get a phone call in the morning to find out you have herpes.
Had sex, doesn't matter War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
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Push ButtonGet Bacon
Shiva GIANTSBANE.
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Posted - 2012.05.23 04:59:00 -
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Copine Callmeknau
Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
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Posted - 2012.05.23 05:53:00 -
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This caption is soooooooooo much better There should be a rather awesome pic here |
Aiwha
101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2012.05.23 06:00:00 -
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Hyperion O'Coeus wrote:Thryson wrote:Dear CCP, First I would like to say that I love EVE, that being said your latest patch "INFERNO" was like sleeping with a total hottie only to get a phone call in the morning to find out you have herpes. If there was a metaphorical conversation about INFERNO it would have gone something like, CCP: Hey Thryson come look at this really cool candy its called Inferno Thryson: Man that sounds awesome, let me see CCP: Its actually right over here in this closet Thryson: That does not sound suspicious, lets go .......... Thryson: NO, PLEASE STOP AH NO STOP THAT NO NO NO!!! .......... CCP: Ahh, thanks b***h ill call you later Please stop the r/\pe CCP, it must end.... and your trailer was terrible too, what was that. you might as well just have played a 2 min clip of this guy http://www.lolroflmao.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/fatkidswag.jpg Thryson Appreciate your enthusiasm, but your only partially correct. It's more like sleeping with a total hottie only to wake up in the morning, shake off the fog and realize it was your mom. But hey thanks for trying.
CCP - Home of the Fascism Assist Module
Well according to Freud that's what we all dream of. Regards,
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Malice Redeemer
Redeemer Group Joint Venture Conglomerate
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Posted - 2012.05.23 07:08:00 -
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Morganta wrote:Azami Nevinyrall wrote:Is there a refund for time wasted reading dribble? I guess the title made you think there was important info to be had here
Lolz, I think this |
Kingston Black
Hostile. PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
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Posted - 2012.05.23 07:14:00 -
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op sounds butt-hurt |
Graic Gabtar
The Lemon Party
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Posted - 2012.05.23 07:24:00 -
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I'd read Penthouse forum for a long time, but I never thought anything like it would happen to me... EVE shall be purged by fire - please Gods let them ALL burn in Jita. |
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ISD Grossvogel
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2012.05.23 08:17:00 -
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Thread title amended, thread locked (we have plenty of those, I think). ISD Grossvogel (ISD -ô-Ç-+-ü-ü-ä-+-¦-¦-+-î) Captain, Community Communication Liaisons (CCL) -Æ-+-+-+-+-é-æ-Ç -¦-Ç-â-+-+-ï -+-+ -¦-+-¦-+-+-+-¦-¦-¦-ü-é-¦-+-Ä -ü -+-¦-Ç-+-¦-¦-+-+ Interstellar Services Department |
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