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Tesal	Posted - 2009.08.01 03:26:00 - [1] I am interested in pvp, but do not have the time or the energy right now. So to match with my laziness, I would like to pay people to blow themselves up. I think by doing this I can cut out the middle man and get kills directly with isk without having to even buy ships or fight. And since mercs don't seem willing to take me up on my offer to blow people up and wreck their world for fun, I figure I might try paying people directly to self destruct. And since NOIR is disbanding, there are fewer options of mercs to choose from tbh. Also, I think this will be a good way to try and persuade people as to the benefits of joining my death cult and they can help me destroy all of EvE. All you need to join my religion is to kill people all the time for absolutely no reason and then write about the experience or frapse it. I think it might be too expensive to blow up experienced players, so I think paying newbs to self destruct might be the way to start. If you are interested in self destructing your pod, please contact me in game. The more people you can self destruct at once, the more I will pay. If you are a newb just starting out, this may be a way to get some quick isk for yourself and also die. Seriously, what do you have to lose? Die now!!!
PowerComm3000 Inroads	Posted - 2009.08.01 04:07:00 - [2] How much you paying?
VoiceInTheDesert Inroads	Posted - 2009.08.01 04:08:00 - [3] lifts the mask off to see Lana underneath
Tesal	Posted - 2009.08.01 04:09:00 - [4] Originally by: PowerComm3000 How much you paying? 2x clone cost maybe, dunno, probably a 100k minimum, up to several million isk per death, depends on how good you die I guess.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.08.01 04:11:00 - [5] Originally by: VoiceInTheDesert lifts the mask off to see Lana underneath I am not Lana. Geez. I am not a pirate, have never stolen or cheated anyone except for market manipulation but that doesn't count.
Mickey Simon Noir.	Posted - 2009.08.01 04:12:00 - [6] You can blow me up in any ship I can fly provided you supply the ship, and pay me a 200M bonus :O
Tesal	Posted - 2009.08.01 04:16:00 - [7] Edited by: Tesal on 01/08/2009 04:17:12 Originally by: Mickey Simon You can blow me up in any ship I can fly provided you supply the ship, and pay me a 200M bonus :O What is your clone cost. I will pay you 2x the cost. *edit I am very glad to see a member of Noir agreeing to partake in my scheme. If you don't follow through your word as a merc is worthless.
Mickey Simon Noir.	Posted - 2009.08.01 04:17:00 - [8] Originally by: Tesal Originally by: Mickey Simon You can blow me up in any ship I can fly provided you supply the ship, and pay me a 200M bonus :O What is your clone cost. I will pay you 2x the cost. What about my reputation?! I'd certainly need to be compensated for that as well. Plus, I'd have to explain what happened to my CEO and noone likes that :(
Tesal	Posted - 2009.08.01 04:20:00 - [9] Originally by: Mickey Simon Originally by: Tesal Originally by: Mickey Simon You can blow me up in any ship I can fly provided you supply the ship, and pay me a 200M bonus :O What is your clone cost. I will pay you 2x the cost. What about my reputation?! I'd certainly need to be compensated for that as well. Plus, I'd have to explain what happened to my CEO and noone likes that :( Self destructs do not show up on the killboard. You can kill yourself as many times as you want without fear of your friends finding out.
FireT	Posted - 2009.08.01 04:41:00 - [10] What about implant costs?

Tesal	Posted - 2009.08.01 04:45:00 - [11] Originally by: FireT What about implant costs? I will not pay for implants. I have no way to verify if you have them in.
Zeromentor Guerilla-Miner Corporation	Posted - 2009.08.01 07:14:00 - [12] I could do what I tried to do, on a gate in 0.0, before. Sit at a Gate, warp scramming and neuting my own drones while trying to orbit one, while at the same time trying to tell people in local that my drones have gone crazy... Lucky for me, no one wanted to deal with a Curse that had a bunch of drones being scrammed... Guess they thought I was crazy or something. ______________________________________ *I was going to put a sig here, but I decided having a smaller sig would make it less likely to be hit by people's turrets.*
Lexa Hellfury Incura	Posted - 2009.08.01 07:42:00 - [13] You want to pay me to blow myself? Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.08.01 08:19:00 - [14] Originally by: Lexa Hellfury You want to pay me to blow myself? I'll take a 50% cut to help you out..
Bongo Debbie Minmatar Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.08.01 10:06:00 - [15] I am interested in suicide ----
Azirapheal Amarr Armored Core Inc. The Council.	Posted - 2009.08.01 10:07:00 - [16] Originally by: Zeromentor I could do what I tried to do, on a gate in 0.0, before. Sit at a Gate, warp scramming and neuting my own drones while trying to orbit one, while at the same time trying to tell people in local that my drones have gone crazy... Lucky for me, no one wanted to deal with a Curse that had a bunch of drones being scrammed... Guess they thought I was crazy or something. can you orbit something thats orbiting you? have to admit this tops the list of funny things to do. Originally by: Grohalmatar The proposed changes in the game development forum are obviously a nerf to falcon pilots. However, what they really are is a nerf to falcon alts.
Landrassa Friendly Neighbourhood Extortion Company	Posted - 2009.08.01 12:57:00 - [17] Originally by: Azirapheal Originally by: Zeromentor I could do what I tried to do, on a gate in 0.0, before. Sit at a Gate, warp scramming and neuting my own drones while trying to orbit one, while at the same time trying to tell people in local that my drones have gone crazy... Lucky for me, no one wanted to deal with a Curse that had a bunch of drones being scrammed... Guess they thought I was crazy or something. can you orbit something thats orbiting you? have to admit this tops the list of funny things to do. Hah, that's easy! Now can you orbit the ogre orbiting the hammerhead orbiting the hobgoblin orbiting the berserker orbiting the valkyrie? Yes? Then it's time to get a carrier and take it to the next level --------------------------------------------------- Recruitment thread
Misanth Reaper Industries	Posted - 2009.08.01 14:41:00 - [18] I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.08.03 14:15:00 - [19] Originally by: Bongo Debbie I am interested in suicide Thanks for your interest Debbie. Just kill yourself and contract me your corpse. I am out of town until Thursday.


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