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Silent Sins
Deliciously Vicious
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Posted - 2009.08.01 06:04:00 -
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A corpmate of my main, my main, and one of my corpies from SKULD decided to go check out some lowsec. As we're waiting for one of the guys to get there, we yell about wangs and whatnot in local for a bit. A random neutral asks whats up, and we tell him we're gonna go look for a fight in lowsec.
Shockingly, he asks to join up with us. We even mention we're bored so he will probably die, although right after that I lied blatantly and said we never kill gang members. He seems a bit hesitant, and rightly so, but I make up some fake intel that we know there's a ratter in the next system over and we're going to gank him. He eventually joins up with us, and we get ready to rock and roll.
We jump into lowsec, and he starts slowboating back to the gate. We're all t2/t1 cruisers, and he's a hurricane, we can't pop him before gate guns eat us up, so we just say meh and warp to the belts. Well we land on top of an omen ratting. We make short work of him, and we tell our neutral gangmember to come scoop the loot, since it's all t2 stuff and none of us need that crap.
Takes him about 3 minutes to figure out how to warp to the belt we are in, but eventually he does. As he lands, we tackle and start shooting. I give a nice "ohgod what are my guns doing help me" in fleet chat as he melts. He dies, gives us a nice "**** YOU" in fleet, and we kick him from gang.
He sits there in his pod for a while, in local I say "10 seconds to get your pod out or you die." He doesn't comply, so with the satisfying little squish I pod him and take a nice security hit.
In retrospect we should have tried to ransom him, but I doubt he would have had much and we really just wanted to kill someone.
So for all the nubs rolling around, don't join strangers gangs.
That's my story. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ Your struggles vindicate the illest of intent |
Logit Probit
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Posted - 2009.08.01 06:28:00 -
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Edited by: Logit Probit on 01/08/2009 06:29:18 Anecdotal evidence, if you ask me. Insufficient N to make that type of inference
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Silent Sins
Deliciously Vicious
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Posted - 2009.08.01 06:30:00 -
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well you can join neutral gangs if you want... whatever. Made for some entertainment at least. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ Your struggles vindicate the illest of intent |
Lyris Nairn
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.01 07:13:00 -
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I liked every part except the lying. I believe you would do well to purchase some Expanded Cargohold II.
-- "Quite possibly the nicest person who'd ever want to kill you." |
Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.01 07:15:00 -
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Naw.. Joining other peoples gangs is fun for all involved. Do it more.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.08.01 07:22:00 -
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Edited by: Herzog Wolfhammer on 01/08/2009 07:22:24 That'll teach the noobs not to go into lowsec.
Wait, a lot of Vagisil is consumed in this forum over that fact that there are not enough people in lowsec.
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Tierie
Caldari Duty.
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Posted - 2009.08.01 09:05:00 -
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Edited by: Tierie on 01/08/2009 09:13:50 I did this with a raven navy issue. in a wormhole.
http://www.shootfighter.se/duty/killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=4597
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Azirapheal
Amarr Armored Core Inc. The Council.
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Posted - 2009.08.01 10:04:00 -
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in other recent news, ****** invades poland, the spanish armada sinks, local carpenter nailed to tree - claims he is the son of god.
Originally by: Grohalmatar The proposed changes in the game development forum are obviously a nerf to falcon pilots. However, what they really are is a nerf to falcon alts.
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Misanth
Reaper Industries
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Posted - 2009.08.01 15:10:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin Naw.. Joining other peoples gangs is fun for all involved. Do it more.
Just bring protection. Last time I had this awsome pain in the middle regions for weeks. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Faekurias
Raptus Regalitor
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Posted - 2009.08.01 15:12:00 -
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Edited by: Faekurias on 01/08/2009 15:12:25
Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: Lana Torrin Naw.. Joining other peoples gangs is fun for all involved. Do it more.
Just bring protection. Last time I had this awsome pain in the middle regions for weeks.
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Misanth
Reaper Industries
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Posted - 2009.08.01 15:21:00 -
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Originally by: Faekurias Edited by: Faekurias on 01/08/2009 15:12:25
Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: Lana Torrin Naw.. Joining other peoples gangs is fun for all involved. Do it more.
Just bring protection. Last time I had this awsome pain in the middle regions for weeks.
..I blame Faek. Well, it was worth it.. that time. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.08.01 16:01:00 -
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Originally by: Azirapheal in other recent news, ****** invades poland, the spanish armada sinks, local carpenter nailed to tree - claims he is the son of god.
this one giggled me good ♥
Wreck Disposal Services |
ShangoLianja Balogun
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Posted - 2009.08.01 21:21:00 -
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Originally by: Logit Probit Edited by: Logit Probit on 01/08/2009 06:29:18 Anecdotal evidence, if you ask me. Insufficient N to make that type of inference
Thanks; which is why I don't join local, nor accept chat invites nor messages from unknowns.
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Artemis Rose
Sileo In Pacis The Space P0lice
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Posted - 2009.08.01 21:26:00 -
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Gangmate kills are the best kills. *** Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2 WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats |
Morvyn
Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2009.08.03 03:24:00 -
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Come on OP, you can do better than that.
I've convinced no less than TWO random neutrals (one of whom only spoke Russian, go figure) to gang up with me. Upon arriving in our form up system, to their great surprise I am sure, they received a friendly fleet-warp to our "staging area" (read: deathstar POS with a corpie in a ceptor waiting to tackle the poor bastard[s]).
They both died quite instantly; apparently neither an Ishkur or a Vexor can tank large artillery battery's.
The Russian guy raged a bit (in Russian, of course) and then emoragequit.
The other guy gave me this nice little gem of a quote: Oh****ItsAPOS > its like a woman going naked into a subway, cant blame the rapist
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Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.08.03 07:35:00 -
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I've got quite a few kills in lowsec by picking up a mission runner on scan and inviting him to fleet. It's rather entertaining.
Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Silent Sins
Deliciously Vicious
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Posted - 2009.08.03 15:23:00 -
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Originally by: Morvyn Come on OP, you can do better than that.
I've convinced no less than TWO random neutrals (one of whom only spoke Russian, go figure) to gang up with me. Upon arriving in our form up system, to their great surprise I am sure, they received a friendly fleet-warp to our "staging area" (read: deathstar POS with a corpie in a ceptor waiting to tackle the poor bastard[s]).
They both died quite instantly; apparently neither an Ishkur or a Vexor can tank large artillery battery's.
The Russian guy raged a bit (in Russian, of course) and then emoragequit.
The other guy gave me this nice little gem of a quote: Oh****ItsAPOS > its like a woman going naked into a subway, cant blame the rapist
that is a quote, but wait. It took you a deathstar to kill these ships?
Where the hell is the fun in that?! ------------------------------ ------------------------------ Your struggles vindicate the illest of intent |
Drunk Driver
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.08.03 15:41:00 -
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Once I had sixty eight neutrals flying a mix of dreads, carriers, and titans, gang with me in Jita. I was flying an Ibis.
I killed and podded them all with a civilian railgun stolen from Goonfleet. Concord tried to stop me, but I scared them away with an angry look.
I swear this story to be true.
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Morvyn
Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2009.08.03 19:17:00 -
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Originally by: Silent Sins
Originally by: Morvyn Come on OP, you can do better than that.
I've convinced no less than TWO random neutrals (one of whom only spoke Russian, go figure) to gang up with me. Upon arriving in our form up system, to their great surprise I am sure, they received a friendly fleet-warp to our "staging area" (read: deathstar POS with a corpie in a ceptor waiting to tackle the poor bastard[s]).
They both died quite instantly; apparently neither an Ishkur or a Vexor can tank large artillery battery's.
The Russian guy raged a bit (in Russian, of course) and then emoragequit.
The other guy gave me this nice little gem of a quote: Oh****ItsAPOS > its like a woman going naked into a subway, cant blame the rapist
that is a quote, but wait. It took you a deathstar to kill these ships?
Where the hell is the fun in that?!
They didn't require that much to kill them; it's just that overkill is ****in' funny.
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Shaylina Zee
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Posted - 2009.08.03 20:13:00 -
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I blow up stuff!
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Morvyn
Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2009.08.03 20:28:00 -
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Originally by: Shaylina Zee I blow up stuff!
Cool story, bro.
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Gibbo3771
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Posted - 2009.08.03 21:37:00 -
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Lies aren't nice, how would u like it of ur mum told u ur birth was 'not' an accident, thts a blatant lie right there, hurts don't it ..... |
Durzel
The Xenodus Initiative.
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Posted - 2009.08.04 13:25:00 -
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Originally by: Lexa Hellfury I've got quite a few kills in lowsec by picking up a mission runner on scan and inviting him to fleet. It's rather entertaining.
That's pretty fiendish.
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Slapchop Gonnalovemynuts
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Posted - 2009.08.04 16:23:00 -
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Originally by: Morvyn Come on OP, you can do better than that.
I've convinced no less than TWO random neutrals (one of whom only spoke Russian, go figure) to gang up with me. Upon arriving in our form up system, to their great surprise I am sure, they received a friendly fleet-warp to our "staging area" (read: deathstar POS with a corpie in a ceptor waiting to tackle the poor bastard[s]).
They both died quite instantly; apparently neither an Ishkur or a Vexor can tank large artillery battery's.
The Russian guy raged a bit (in Russian, of course) and then emoragequit.
The other guy gave me this nice little gem of a quote: Oh****ItsAPOS > its like a woman going naked into a subway, cant blame the rapist
Shortly after my corp got our wormhole POS set up I went through a spate of using alts and joining random corps to get people to "help" me out in some w-space complex or other. I managed to pull this off a couple times before I got bored. Yea it was not as fun as getting them into a "real" fight, but it did give me some practice targets for my pos gunnery skills on my main XD, well that and the reactions were pretty good, the best was the guy who had brought his caracal with roughly 60m isk worth of rigs and faction parts on it to help me and when he got pasted by the POS he had no clue that it was a setup, he even missed the fact that I stopped my ship right after enacting the gangwarp that sent him to his doom. --------------------------------------------
Quote: EVE-Online... Too rough for ya? Don't like it? GTFO...
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inyreye
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2009.08.04 18:26:00 -
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cool story bro
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