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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.08.29 22:29:00 -
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Hi everybody,
Seeing as the EVE financial market is in a bit of a pickle (lol) I have decided it is time for me to unleash the wonderment of my idea onto the world of EVE. I give you...
Quote: P-BANK!!!
The idea is simple. Send me some of your money (there's no maximum, don't worry! lol) and I shall keep a good hold of it. It'll be safe with P-BANK, I promise. Now I can a lot of you naysayers now, and I know what it is you're all dying to say;
Quote: "HOW MUCH DO WE GET FOR USISNG YOUR BANKING SERVICE?!"
The answer is very simple, and pleasing to the ear! You shall received 15% annual interest, compounded monthly and available immediately. THe withdrawal process is very easy too. Just tell me how much you put in and I'll work out the interest off the top of my head, lol
Here is my business plan:
1. Get P-BANK customers 2. Buy See and Pee ships 3. ??? 4. TURN A RESPECTABLE YET STABLE AND SUSTAINABLE PROFIT
I hope you are buoyant about the future of P-BANK as i am. Please send ISK to this character, and don't forget the ease of which you can make deposits/withdrawals :)
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I was going to run for CSM but life waylaid me :( |
Montmazar
Vard School of Cryo Cuisine
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Posted - 2009.08.29 22:37:00 -
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The safety and security of having deposits pegged to a delicious and healthy real-life beverage will revolutionize the game.
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Ji Sama
Caldari Tash-Murkon Prime Industries Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll
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Posted - 2009.08.29 23:17:00 -
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lol this must be a joke FIRST OFF WHO ARE YOU you are NO ONE your like alt posting. SECONFLY AUDIT? get a respectablecallycal auditor to audit this and then, I JUST migt vote for your bank. THIRDLYU, you cant expect peeps to invest in this IPO before you use TEH TEMPLATE OF HEXX...
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JitaBum
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2009.08.29 23:19:00 -
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hmmm I COULD make you a logo but in return you would have to make me financ3 director imo (i have used micro$oft calculator app btw)
also I could be market manager,,,,,,,,,,, an maybe something else
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Ji Sama
Caldari Tash-Murkon Prime Industries Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll
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Posted - 2009.08.29 23:21:00 -
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Edited by: Ji Sama on 29/08/2009 23:21:56 i can use mspaint, if you need to make a website!
edit: i can also code in c+++ and ascii
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.08.29 23:24:00 -
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Originally by: Ji Sama lol this must be a joke FIRST OFF WHO ARE YOU you are NO ONE your like alt posting. SECONFLY AUDIT? get a respectablecallycal auditor to audit this and then, I JUST migt vote for your bank. THIRDLYU, you cant expect peeps to invest in this IPO before you use TEH TEMPLATE OF HEXX...
Auditors do nothing, please go and crawl under your rock and get squished by it!
The fanbois of other banks are not appreciated here! ---
I was going to run for CSM but life waylaid me :( |
Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.08.29 23:25:00 -
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Originally by: JitaBum hmmm I COULD make you a logo but in return you would have to make me financ3 director imo (i have used micro$oft calculator app btw)
also I could be market manager,,,,,,,,,,, an maybe something else
I will have to take it up with my silent partner, See and Pee ---
I was going to run for CSM but life waylaid me :( |
Ji Sama
Caldari Tash-Murkon Prime Industries Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll
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Posted - 2009.08.29 23:26:00 -
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haha im elite, what are you.. THIS WILL NEVER WORK UNLESS I SAY IT WILL. also, you need to make a BOD, and I need to be on that BOD, you can pay me 1 billion per week...... plz.... also gief boost in RFC...
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.08.29 23:27:00 -
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I have just discovered an exciting market waiting to be exploited. I don't want to give away all of the details, but let me just say that it involves noob ships, meta 14 items and Rancer. BUT dont forget, invest now to make this exciting profit making initiative possible!
PS I am deadly serious ---
I was going to run for CSM but life waylaid me :( |
Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.08.29 23:28:00 -
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Seriously, please stop derailing my investment thread. I have not visited yours at all and would appreciate the same courtesy. ---
I was going to run for CSM but life waylaid me :( |
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Dennmoth Ferdier
The Scope
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Posted - 2009.08.30 00:00:00 -
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Edited by: Dennmoth Ferdier on 30/08/2009 00:01:09
Originally by: Ji Sama lol this must be a joke FIRST OFF WHO ARE YOU you are NO ONE your like alt posting.
You don't mutch leave the MD do ya? The moment you do you will see, learn and know the randomness that is Pompous, the main pillar of textfill in the General discussion, wait... or was it C&P?
Anyway, pompous has my vote for what ever it is he's selling this time (not my money though!)
Now why did I start writing this again... ------ Dare to challenge me? |
Lyris Nairn
Caldari Synthetic Frontiers
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Posted - 2009.08.30 02:04:00 -
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A vote for pompous is worth two in the bush.
-- Quite possibly the nicest person who'd ever want to kill you. |
Jin Nib
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Posted - 2009.08.30 05:19:00 -
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Originally by: Lyris Nairn A vote for pompous is worth two in the bush.
I think the important question is: Whos bush? -Jin Nib Trading on behalf of Opera Noir since: 2009.03.02 03:53:00
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.08.30 09:06:00 -
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Originally by: Dennmoth Ferdier Edited by: Dennmoth Ferdier on 30/08/2009 00:01:09
Originally by: Ji Sama lol this must be a joke FIRST OFF WHO ARE YOU you are NO ONE your like alt posting.
You don't mutch leave the MD do ya? The moment you do you will see, learn and know the randomness that is Pompous, the main pillar of textfill in the General discussion, wait... or was it C&P?
Anyway, pompous has my vote for what ever it is he's selling this time (not my money though!)
Now why did I start writing this again...
Hello there sailor! Care to invest?? ---
I was going to run for CSM but life waylaid me :( |
Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.08.30 09:12:00 -
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Originally by: Lyris Nairn A vote for pompous is worth two in the bush.
<3
I have already received several deposits, but they are only of 0.01isk :(
And hi to you Lyris! ---
I was going to run for CSM but life waylaid me :( |
MonwrathDisortium
Incarnation of Evil
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Posted - 2009.08.30 09:24:00 -
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I have deposited 10 iskies, can I have a 10 billion isk loan?
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.08.30 09:45:00 -
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Originally by: MonwrathDisortium I have deposited 10 iskies, can I have a 10 billion isk loan?
\o/
Certainly sir! Just let me raise the rest of the capital and it shall be on it's way to you! ---
I was going to run for CSM but life waylaid me :( |
rubico1337
Caldari Mnemonic Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.08.30 13:28:00 -
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Edited by: rubico1337 on 30/08/2009 13:29:30
Originally by: Ji Sama lol this must be a joke FIRST OFF WHO ARE YOU you are NO ONE your like alt posting. SECONFLY AUDIT? get a respectablecallycal auditor to audit this and then, I JUST migt vote for your bank. THIRDLYU, you cant expect peeps to invest in this IPO before you use TEH TEMPLATE OF HEXX...
confirming that ji sama thinks he has a huge epeen, thinks internet imaginary spaceship banks are srs business, and is very easily trolled
Originally by: Lana Torrin
I'm getting pretty ****ed off with the supposedly hard core PvPers complaining about every little thing that gets changed. seriously, more tears than carebears.
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Antiquarian
Minmatar Toxick Administration
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Posted - 2009.08.30 14:02:00 -
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I am not allowed to post here with my main, so now im poasting with my alt. confirming that i am now director of PBANK!
__________________________________________ Curator & Chief Business Officer ToxicK Administration Brutor Tribe Treasury - Rens |
Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.08.30 15:09:00 -
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Originally by: Antiquarian I am not allowed to post here with my main, so now im poasting with my alt. confirming that i am now director of PBANK!
Lol, you sly dog you
Rest assured, this clown has been reported for attempted impersonation of a P-BANK executive! Remember, your isk is only safe when sent to me, Captain Pompous! ---
I was going to run for CSM but life waylaid me :( |
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Lord Windu
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.08.30 17:34:00 -
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10'000.0 sent, I look forward a long relationship with my new bank. After EBANK failed so hard I realised that my money was always going to be at risk however due to the excellent reputation of Captain Pompous it is well worth the risk. After all, if I get ripped off I can always make a thread about it resulting in his ruined reputation in future, kinda like EBANK again I suppose.
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.08.30 18:07:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Windu 10'000.0 sent, I look forward a long relationship with my new bank. After EBANK failed so hard I realised that my money was always going to be at risk however due to the excellent reputation of Captain Pompous it is well worth the risk. After all, if I get ripped off I can always make a thread about it resulting in his ruined reputation in future, kinda like EBANK again I suppose.
ISK acknowledged, my Lord!
Watch this space tomorrow for a full audit of the bank's activities thus far! And have no fear, your money is in safe (See and Pee) hands... ---
I was going to run for CSM but life waylaid me :( |
Trustworthy Joe
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Posted - 2009.08.30 21:16:00 -
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Originally by: Captain Pompous
Originally by: Lord Windu 10'000.0 sent, I look forward a long relationship with my new bank. After EBANK failed so hard I realised that my money was always going to be at risk however due to the excellent reputation of Captain Pompous it is well worth the risk. After all, if I get ripped off I can always make a thread about it resulting in his ruined reputation in future, kinda like EBANK again I suppose.
ISK acknowledged, my Lord!
Watch this space tomorrow for a full audit of the bank's activities thus far! And have no fear, your money is in safe (See and Pee) hands...
Dear captain pompous. my name is joe, and i am a very trustworthy guy. i wish to apply for a cashier position. please respond in this thread to my application _______________________ Please resize your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist
want a sig? thats great! post it in response to my posts!
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.08.31 09:14:00 -
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Originally by: Trustworthy Joe
Dear captain pompous. my name is joe, and i am a very trustworthy guy. i wish to apply for a cashier position. please respond in this thread to my application
Dear Joe,
Application received. Processing!
P x ---
I was going to run for CSM but life waylaid me :( |
Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.08.31 09:19:00 -
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CUSTOMERS WHO HAVE SO FAR DEPOSITED MONEY IN P-BANK:
Lord Windu Dr Ramulack Monwraith Disortium
Obviously I am not at liberty to divulge the amounts deposited, on the basis of client confidentiality But I would hope that the business of these emient personages would give everyone else confidence in P-BANK ---
I was going to run for CSM but life waylaid me :( |
Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.08.31 09:20:00 -
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Reserved ---
I was going to run for CSM but life waylaid me :( |
Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.08.31 09:22:00 -
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Reserved ---
I was going to run for CSM but life waylaid me :( |
Mashashige
Minmatar Eternal Perseverance
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Posted - 2009.08.31 10:05:00 -
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P-bank, best bank!
Also, confirming that I am the new partner in cri... in business with CP, and will receive any requests for withdraws/deposits - please don't forget to fill in form S33-P33 before sending in your request and attach 500k as withdrawal/deposit surcharge.
As always, I'd like to thank you for choosing P-bank - we know you have many choices, but they all suck worse (ehm EBANK). =======================================
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." |
Arec Bardwin
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Posted - 2009.08.31 10:57:00 -
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I deposit 1 000 000 (ONE MIRRION) isk prease!
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.08.31 11:16:00 -
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Originally by: Arec Bardwin I deposit 1 000 000 (ONE MIRRION) isk prease!
ONE MILLION ISK deposit! To be confirmed after downtime! ---
I was going to run for CSM but life waylaid me :( |
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