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Paul Clavet
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.09.04 03:28:00 -
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Blogged!
Of course, the failbear alliance that has a wardec against us has decided (to our glee) to continue the war for at least another week. Thus, I'm afraid that Larry Spank won't be about to fulfill his ninja-bang fantasy unless he goes for a second week. ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
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Victor Vision
Amarr Central Intelligence Service
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Posted - 2009.09.04 05:46:00 -
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Edited by: Victor Vision on 04/09/2009 05:51:43
Originally by: Paul Clavet Posting to confirm that Lady Spank has outed himself as a dude while drinking.
I suggest for the hangover: A BIG GLASS OF PEPSI.
Posting to confirm that Paul Clavet is in fact a girl with a very deep voice and a beard.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.09.04 06:37:00 -
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So apparently I dont know how to make my director vote in actual votes. I have disciplined her and issued a further vote.
FML
Originally by: Barlic Lose a vigil and redock to find that the only vigils for sale are 600,000,000isk. Welcome to Spank warfare.
Oh my.
this
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Arteriamus
Caldari Hidden Ninja Hideout Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.09.04 07:38:00 -
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you should really hurry up and show theese ninjas a lesson! they can't get away with stealing the stuffs!!
Originally by: Felix Dzerzhinsky
The reason you trained Caldari for missions was so you don't have to think. . .don't start now.
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kEat0n
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Posted - 2009.09.04 07:42:00 -
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Count me in 
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.09.04 08:19:00 -
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Ninja posting from work.
Originally by: kEat0n Count me in 
Wicked! Got a couple of other applicants for the good cause.
These ninjas gonna be so mad
u mad ninjas
mad ninjas
u
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.09.04 08:34:00 -
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Originally by: Paul Clavet Blogged!
im not sure what that ninja bang fantasy bit is about but your blog has been dealt with.
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Joseph McVey
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Posted - 2009.09.04 08:39:00 -
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I got all excited about joining a war to extract tears from the tear extractors. Then I remembered you from two annoying private contracts trying to scam.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.09.04 09:01:00 -
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Originally by: Joseph McVey I got all excited about joining a war to extract tears from the tear extractors. Then I remembered you from two annoying private contracts trying to scam.
yeah those were annoying, rest assured this is legit.
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Salpad
Carebears with Attitude
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Posted - 2009.09.04 12:16:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
What I Would Require: 1. Intel on ninjas running missions so I can come and crush them.
2. Support with wardec fees since they are feeble and need to hide behind alliance wardec fees.
3. Possibly applicants willing to join the fight.
My corp isn't fit at all to help with #3, right now. I doubt my members can help with #1 (but then again, if we encounter any, we'll let you know), and we don't live in that region anyway, but...
... if you can prove that you are actively doing damage to the ninjas, I'm willing to provide financial support from the corp's coffers.
We have limited funds, but I'm sure you'll appreciate a few million ISK a week.
(How much is the fee per week to war dec an alliance? And does it escalate if you war dec them again and again?)
-- Salpad C.E.O., Carebears with Attitude |

Salpad
Carebears with Attitude
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Posted - 2009.09.04 12:26:00 -
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CBWA has donated 10M ISK to this noble cause, and if Lady Spank can and will provide objective proof of having done real damage to TEARS, we'll continue the support with further (and slightly more generous) donations.
-- Salpad C.E.O., Carebears with Attitude |

Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.09.04 12:37:00 -
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Salpad I wish to thank you for your donation, and considered support.
Once the wardec goes live I will keep regular updates on successful interceptions, as well as a killboard, which I expect to be filling up more with my own ships than theirs... but hey, if they are distracted chasing me around then they aren't stealing your salvage are they, that's smart (suicidal) thinking right there.
Since the ninjas are wimps and have an alliance to hide behind. A war declaration costs 50m a week. Since they already have an active war going on, this will actually cost me 100m per week so your donation is most appreciated.
Thus far I have accrued 70m towards the first weeks fees, thank you to all who have donated. Should there be any excess it shall be put towards further ships to allow increased gung-ho tactics, something of a speciality of mine 
Due to my CEO's stupidity in not voting, the wardec is pushed back to begin at about 1100 hours eve time this Sunday.
I'm looking forwards to this.
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Dragas Amitar
Gallente Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.09.04 13:07:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank I'm looking forwards to this.
This will be dealt with. 
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.09.04 13:12:00 -
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Originally by: Dragas Amitar
Originally by: Lady Spank I'm looking forwards to this.
This will be dealt with. 
Don't be so meme 
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Paul Clavet
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.09.04 13:15:00 -
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I'd like to thank you for providing a valuable service, Larry Spank.
Several posts have indicated that certain corps have money, but not PvP ability.
We will be happy to provide training in the near future to these individuals. ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.09.04 13:20:00 -
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Can you teach me?
I'm going to need some advice and training in the next 24 hours.
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Dragas Amitar
Gallente Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.09.04 13:30:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Dragas Amitar
Originally by: Lady Spank I'm looking forwards to this.
This will be dealt with. 
Don't be so meme 
So, I heard you cant ancer my awesome post of OVER 9000 words.
I'm sorry. Now please excuse me while I spin my ship while waiting for a WT-hunting fleet.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.09.04 13:32:00 -
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No Pepsi?
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Dragas Amitar
Gallente Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.09.04 13:40:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank No Pepsi?
Lies, all LIES!
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Paul Clavet
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.09.04 13:55:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank Can you teach me?
I'm going to need some advice and training in the next 24 hours.
It's like the classic comedy plot: "I have a [Dance|Exam|Swordfight] tomorrow morning, and I don't know a thing about it! You have to teach me!" ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
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Gavin DeVries
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Posted - 2009.09.04 14:31:00 -
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Originally by: Paul Clavet
Originally by: Lady Spank Can you teach me?
I'm going to need some advice and training in the next 24 hours.
It's like the classic comedy plot: "I have a [Dance|Exam|Swordfight] tomorrow morning, and I don't know a thing about it! You have to teach me!"
Wasn't that an episode of Firefly? ______________________________________________________ Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? |

Paul Clavet
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.09.04 14:45:00 -
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Originally by: Gavin DeVries
Originally by: Paul Clavet
Originally by: Lady Spank Can you teach me?
I'm going to need some advice and training in the next 24 hours.
It's like the classic comedy plot: "I have a [Dance|Exam|Swordfight] tomorrow morning, and I don't know a thing about it! You have to teach me!"
Wasn't that an episode of Firefly?
Among others. ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
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Ta'jek
Angels Of Death EVE Free Worlds Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.04 15:04:00 -
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Originally by: Paul Clavet
Originally by: Gavin DeVries
Originally by: Paul Clavet
Originally by: Lady Spank Can you teach me?
I'm going to need some advice and training in the next 24 hours.
It's like the classic comedy plot: "I have a [Dance|Exam|Swordfight] tomorrow morning, and I don't know a thing about it! You have to teach me!"
Wasn't that an episode of Firefly?
Among others.
it just needs an 80's song to go with the training montage
maybe these will help Linkage Danger Zone Journey
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Willy Pete
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.09.04 15:05:00 -
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100 isk sent to help with the war effort. |

Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.09.04 15:13:00 -
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Originally by: Ta'jek it just needs an 80's song to go with the training montage
maybe these will help Linkage Danger Zone Journey
I can't watch these since im still at work (bunking off in 5 minutes to go to the pub) but you better have linked that classic from the Karate Kid, 'cos if I get any fraps worthy of making into a movie, thats going to be the soundtrack.
"You're the best, A-RO-UND! Nothing's ever going to keep you down."
But since you are all going to be beating me up with your scumbag no honour tactics then you will just have to imagine it.
Originally by: Willy Pete 100 isk sent to help with the war effort.
Thank you so much. I will have to try and thank you in person sometime during the week.
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Ta'jek
Angels Of Death EVE Free Worlds Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.04 15:16:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Ta'jek it just needs an 80's song to go with the training montage
maybe these will help Linkage Danger Zone Journey
I can't watch these since im still at work (bunking off in 5 minutes to go to the pub) but you better have linked that classic from the Karate Kid, 'cos if I get any fraps worthy of making into a movie, thats going to be the soundtrack.
"You're the best, A-RO-UND! Nothing's ever going to keep you down."
But since you are all going to be beating me up with your scumbag no honour tactics then you will just have to imagine it.
Originally by: Willy Pete 100 isk sent to help with the war effort.
Thank you so much. I will have to try and thank you in person sometime during the week.
Lol that's the first one... I just forgot to change the name on linkage...
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Ingenue
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Posted - 2009.09.04 15:36:00 -
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Originally by: Si Altivirio
Originally by: Max Hatter
Originally by: Hoo Is I will gladly pay 17 isk per every 1 million isk in actual loss you cause them
please link KB so that I can confirm
17 isk? Are you mad? What if he kills 1bil ninjas then you will owe him 1000000000x17=17bil!!!
Umm Math Fail!
17 isk per million would = 17,000 isk for a billion
1 billion is 1000 million 1000 x 17 = 17000
Erm, technically, Altivirio said he would kill one billion ninjas, not be doing one billion isk in damage.
That's kind of a hard task though. The only person ever documented killing one billion ninjas is Chuck Norris.
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Devan Reale
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Posted - 2009.09.04 18:24:00 -
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Originally by: Paul Clavet Blogged!
Of course, the failbear alliance that has a wardec against us has decided (to our glee) to continue the war for at least another week. Thus, I'm afraid that Larry Spank won't be about to fulfill his ninja-bang fantasy unless he goes for a second week.
Looks like you're both just about even on kills, so don't be quite so arrogant there, Skippy. :)
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Paul Clavet
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.09.04 18:27:00 -
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Originally by: Devan Reale Looks like you're both just about even on kills, so don't be quite so arrogant there, Skippy. :)
Killboard comprehension fail:
60 Ships killed (1.48B ISK)69 Ships lost (0.72B ISK) ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
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Dragas Amitar
Gallente Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.09.04 18:28:00 -
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Originally by: Paul Clavet
Originally by: Devan Reale Looks like you're both just about even on kills, so don't be quite so arrogant there, Skippy. :)
Killboard comprehension fail:
60 Ships killed (1.48B ISK)69 Ships lost (0.72B ISK)
Goddamn, you beat me to it.  Silly Paul.
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