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karttoon
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:27:00 -
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Peace be upon you. I am karttoon, Sheikh of JihadSwarm and prophet to Allah, the one true God (PBUH).
A few years ago we began our relentless quest to cleanse empire of those that would openly and aggressively defile the beauty of space, to which God has made in his image. They would carve up his holy belts, swindle the extracted rocks, and sell them for mass profit. This holy struggle continues, and will continue until the people of empire realize that they peruse a false god, which leads them down this misguided path.
The destruction of our holy belts is not the only act of terror against our holy lands. We have specific systems in empire that are especially spiritual, and in these systems we use the gravitational stability of moons to anchor our Mosques. These moons have large control towers anchored, placed by infidels without concern for the significance of their acts. The orbit of our Mosques are disrupted by these towers, and inevitably destroyed. Once again they do this for the maximization of profits, to which they can use to further oppress my people, and further befoul the lands that we must all protect and worship. All moons must be open and available for anyone to anchor their places of worship. It is our struggle to ensure this happens... our Jihad.
The holy system of Jatate is the first to be cleansed. All towers anchored in orbit of moons will be destroyed. The New Eden Research Alliance was a research conglomerate based out of Jatate, and had control towers anchored throughout New Eden. Over the past week, all towers have either been removed or destroyed. Once Jatate is purged, we will proceed to cleanse other systems, without notice or warning. It is our hope that you will realize the suffering that you are causing with these structures, and recognize that immediately removing them from the orbit of moons is the right thing to do. Otherwise, your towers will fall.
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Kushmir
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:31:00 -
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Allah Ackbar
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Faekurias
Caldari Raptus Regalitor Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:32:00 -
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Edited by: Faekurias on 08/09/2009 22:34:03 Edited by: Faekurias on 08/09/2009 22:33:17 DEATH TO ALL JUICE! Juice Extermination of the juice.
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Abraham Goldstein
Caldari Rho Holding Corp GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:34:00 -
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Originally by: Faekurias Edited by: Faekurias on 08/09/2009 22:33:17 DEATH TO ALL JUICE! Juice
I see what you did there, you filthy golem!
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Devilish Ledoux
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:36:00 -
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You can not stop us. We have these Armageddons. You die now. Are you afraid? Death to empire starbases. Death to pubbies. Aloha Akbar. _ Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human.
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Haargoth Agamar
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:37:00 -
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Aloha Akbar, the wwwwwww must fooooooo
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Adderall Please
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:38:00 -
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The wwwwwwwww tang clan ain't nothin to fsck with!
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:38:00 -
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Dr. Shot Just sayin..... |
Minto Tooke
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:40:00 -
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Originally by: Haargoth Agamar Aloha Akbar, the wwwwwww must fooooooo
quotin' dis because I'm down
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Li Malak
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:40:00 -
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Allahu Akbar.
English Only please. Zymurgist
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:43:00 -
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Originally by: karttoon There is nothing to do so we came up with this....
And its close to Jita Biatcheeeeze!!!
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Dr. Shot Just sayin..... |
Devilish Ledoux
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:44:00 -
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There is no god but God and karttoon is His prophet.
English only please. Zymurgist _ Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human.
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Tevlent
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:46:00 -
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GoonSwarm will crush the infidels
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Minto Tooke
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:51:00 -
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Originally by: Snot Shot
Originally by: karttoon There is nothing to do so we came up with this....
And its close to Jita Biatcheeeeze!!!
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So why do you keep running off when we come to crash your station camp?
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Devilish Ledoux
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:53:00 -
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Well, there was that one time that they didn't run off. What a Nightmare. _ Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human.
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Blackclaw Apoch
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:57:00 -
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Allahu Ackbar. A thousand curses upon any infidel who would dare violate the will of our true God.
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LadyScarlet
Minmatar Destructive Influence
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:58:00 -
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will someone please DD their magic carpet please
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Zarithas
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.08 22:59:00 -
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Edited by: Zarithas on 08/09/2009 23:05:04 Allahu akbar.
Praise the prophet and Sheikh karttoon. Praise Allah. Death to all kufirs.
Many have already felt Allah's wrath, and many more will be affected by His divine retribution.
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Bodrul
Caldari Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
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Posted - 2009.09.08 23:04:00 -
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Originally by: Haargoth Agamar Aloha Akbar, the wwwwwww must fooooooo
God is great?
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Vemille Kechov
Caldari OrdoDraconis The Kadeshi
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Posted - 2009.09.08 23:05:00 -
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Let me get this straight. Not only do you want to shoot towers, but you want to shoot at them in empire?
You are very, very strange people.
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Minto Tooke
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.08 23:10:00 -
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Originally by: Devilish Ledoux Well, there was that one time that they didn't run off. What a Nightmare.
I see what you did there.
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Zironi Rinha
Gallente Carebear Evolution DEFI4NT
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Posted - 2009.09.08 23:11:00 -
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They are probably the only alliance to ever beat a DG jammertower in highsec. They should be capable of fielding enough bs to overcome the amount of jammers.
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Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.08 23:15:00 -
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Originally by: Vemille Kechov Let me get this straight. Not only do you want to shoot towers, but you want to shoot at them in empire?
You are very, very strange people.
I LOVE shooting towers. No really!
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Sealclubber Jones
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.08 23:18:00 -
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I don't know how to do anything except shoot towers sadly
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marxist revolutionary
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.08 23:18:00 -
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we're ****ed once the sov expansion hits
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General Windypops
Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.09.08 23:25:00 -
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Originally by: karttoon Peace be upon you. I am karttoon, Sheikh of JihadSwarm and prophet to Allah, the one true God (PBUH).
A few years ago we began our relentless quest to cleanse empire of those that would openly and aggressively defile the beauty of space, to which God has made in his image. They would carve up his holy belts, swindle the extracted rocks, and sell them for mass profit. This holy struggle continues, and will continue until the people of empire realize that they peruse a false god, which leads them down this misguided path.
The destruction of our holy belts is not the only act of terror against our holy lands. We have specific systems in empire that are especially spiritual, and in these systems we use the gravitational stability of moons to anchor our Mosques. These moons have large control towers anchored, placed by infidels without concern for the significance of their acts. The orbit of our Mosques are disrupted by these towers, and inevitably destroyed. Once again they do this for the maximization of profits, to which they can use to further oppress my people, and further befoul the lands that we must all protect and worship. All moons must be open and available for anyone to anchor their places of worship. It is our struggle to ensure this happens... our Jihad.
The holy system of Jatate is the first to be cleansed. All towers anchored in orbit of moons will be destroyed. The New Eden Research Alliance was a research conglomerate based out of Jatate, and had control towers anchored throughout New Eden. Over the past week, all towers have either been removed or destroyed. Once Jatate is purged, we will proceed to cleanse other systems, without notice or warning. It is our hope that you will realize the suffering that you are causing with these structures, and recognize that immediately removing them from the orbit of moons is the right thing to do. Otherwise, your towers will fall.
Look how quirky and edgy these goonswarm posters are. Not at all formulaic and tedious. Thanks for posting this again.
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Devilish Ledoux
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.08 23:26:00 -
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Originally by: LadyScarlet will someone please DD their magic carpet please
Someone with your massive popularity in the Eve community shouldn't make such racist statements. In the future, please post with a bit more gravity. We are merely trying to earn a living from the fat of the land. This is HUGE. _ Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human.
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FarmerJimbo
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.08 23:29:00 -
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Originally by: General Windypops
Look how quirky and edgy these goonswarm posters are. Not at all formulaic and tedious. Thanks for posting this again.
Our posting is indeed terrible. Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Cortes
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MoonsOverMyHammy
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.08 23:40:00 -
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Originally by: LadyScarlet will someone please DD their magic carpet please
Right after someone DDs your flatbed truck
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Ntrails
Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.08 23:42:00 -
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Allahu akbar.
Praise be karttoon, our glorious Sheikh.
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