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Morainee	Posted - 2009.09.16 18:16:00 - [121] Edited by: Morainee on 16/09/2009 18:20:00 Originally by: Vile rat Keep fueling that pointless deathstar in Highsec. Truly now we know what it is to be owned. Fact 1: On September 8, Goonswarm's "karttoon" posted that "The holy system of Jatate is the first to be cleansed. All towers anchored in orbit of moons will be destroy." Fact 2: On September 15, Tesal put the Goons on notice. "I got a tower in Jatate 2-1 you need to blow up. Thats right boys. Blow it up. I will be mining with my hulk to that POS and will be defiling the space you claim as holy in your Jihad. That's right, you heard me, defiling your precious roids with a hulk unless you get your lasers on my tower. Karttoon you are a punk. Your Jihad is stupid. You are so bad you make Devilish Ledoux look good. Your religion is fake, and you are a bore." Fact 3: Af of September 16, after 4 pages of posts, Goon has not destroyed Tesal's tower. In fact, Goon has not even announced thier intention to do so. Instead, they have whined that they need assistance, in the form of ISK or a Wardec from Tesal, to be able to carry out their threat. Goon did not deliver on their threat, pure and simple. After such a grandiose show of making the threat, they are now acting like it is no big deal that they can't/won't/shouldn't have to follow-through. Perhaps Goon is plannig a massive retalitory strike. I hope so for their sake. Otherwise, Goon is nothing more than a group of impotent braggarts.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.16 18:18:00 - [122] Originally by: Vile rat Keep fueling that pointless deathstar in Highsec. Truly now we know what it is to be owned. Quoting for posterity. You actually are stupid enough to post in my thread. You were better off posting with an alt tbh. My tower has been very useful, it got you to post in this thread. Give in to your emo rage, kill my tower. Kill it. Burn it. Smash it. Break it. also... I spit on you. I spit on your alliance. I spit on your false religion I spit on your fake prophet karttoon. Truly now you know what it is to be owned. never stop posting...with alts.
B' Rad	Posted - 2009.09.16 18:26:00 - [123] Edited by: B'' Rad on 16/09/2009 18:26:39 So, to summarize... Originally by: Tesal I spit on you. I spit on your alliance. I spit on your false religion I spit on your fake prophet karttoon. Truly now you know what it is to be owned. Originally by: Kemisi Goon is nothing more than a group of impotent braggarts
Adderall Please GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.16 18:47:00 - [124] Originally by: Kemisi given $300M ISK or a Wardec? $300M in ISK is a lot of ISK.
Morainee	Posted - 2009.09.16 18:58:00 - [125] Edited by: Morainee on 16/09/2009 18:58:50 Originally by: Adderall Please Originally by: Kemisi given $300M ISK or a Wardec? $300M in ISK is a lot of ISK. So don't make the threat if you're not willing to follow through!!! ...regardless of your reason for not doing so. Your threat didn't say "we will destroy all towers if you pay us". Why did you make the threat, then?
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.16 19:14:00 - [126] Originally by: Morainee Edited by: Morainee on 16/09/2009 18:58:50 Originally by: Adderall Please Originally by: Kemisi given $300M ISK or a Wardec? $300M in ISK is a lot of ISK. So don't make the threat if you're not willing to follow through!!! ...regardless of your reason for not doing so. Your threat didn't say "we will destroy all towers if you pay us". Why did you make the threat, then? Because he wishes us to live in fear. If we live in fear we will bow before him. Die on your feet or live on your knees, these are the choices he would give you. I choose a third option, to spit in his face. never stop posting...with alts.
Solos Venir	Posted - 2009.09.16 19:20:00 - [127] Hi why would we want to shoot your tower again?
Vile rat GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.16 19:36:00 - [128] Originally by: Tesal My tower has been very useful, it got you to post in this thread. I like posting Quote: also... I spit on you. I spit on your alliance. I spit on your false religion I spit on your fake prophet karttoon. Truly now you know what it is to be owned. Ok great! Quote: *edit The viceroy of Goondongium has spoken. He has nothing to say except his wish to express his impotent rage towards the populace of Empire. You will fear him, damnit! He wishes to let you all know he will kill you, some time in the next several years, and you will all die. He will grief you Empire, like you have never been griefed before. Fantastic! Have fun!
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.16 19:39:00 - [129] Edited by: Tesal on 16/09/2009 19:41:56 Originally by: Solos Venir Hi why would we want to shoot your tower again? Because your leaders promised to destroy my tower as a part of their Jihad. I await its destruction. Edit Originally by:* Vile rat Originally by: Tesal My tower has been very useful, it got you to post in this thread. I like posting Quote: also... I spit on you. I spit on your alliance. I spit on your false religion I spit on your fake prophet karttoon. Truly now you know what it is to be owned. Ok great! Quote: edit The viceroy of Goondongium has spoken. He has nothing to say except his wish to express his impotent rage towards the populace of Empire. You will fear him, damnit! He wishes to let you all know he will kill you, some time in the next several years, and you will all die. He will grief you Empire, like you have never been griefed before. Fantastic! Have fun! Tesal 2 Vile Rat 0 never stop posting...with alts.*
Vile rat GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.16 19:51:00 - [130] You seem pretty dissapointed.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.09.16 19:55:00 - [131] Originally by: Vile rat You seem pretty dissapointed. You mean disappointed? Tesal 3 Vile rat 0 never stop posting...with alts.
JitaPriceChecker2	Posted - 2009.09.16 19:56:00 - [132] epic thread
Zixie Draco	Posted - 2009.09.16 20:03:00 - [133] feel good thread of the day award right here
Vile rat GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.16 20:03:00 - [134] Originally by: Tesal Originally by: Vile rat You seem pretty dissapointed. You mean disappointed? Tesal 3 Vile rat 0 Ok well anyhoo have fun and let me know how your tower works out!
Valixithor Caldari The Protei	Posted - 2009.09.16 20:03:00 - [135] Originally by: JitaPriceChecker2 epic thread QFE Next up : The Official Tesal Fan Club =D Originally by: Yoravian If by 'you guys are pretty nasty' you mean 'you guys are sure good at explaining game mechanics to guys like me', then yes. Yes we are.
AdmiralJohn Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub	Posted - 2009.09.16 20:41:00 - [136] Originally by: Valixithor Originally by: JitaPriceChecker2 epic thread QFE Next up : The Official Tesal Fan Club =D As I have yet to receive my promised refreshments from before, I will inquire as to whether or not this fan club will offer said refreshments. Came thirsty, left... well I was still thirsty when I left, is all.
Andrea Griffin	Posted - 2009.09.16 21:12:00 - [137] Originally by: AdmiralJohn As I have yet to receive my promised refreshments from before, I will inquire as to whether or not this fan club will offer said refreshments. Came thirsty, left... well I was still thirsty when I left, is all. Well, YOU are the one who is a member of the Unknown Bar and Pub! Perhaps you could provide refreshments to the club at a discounted rate? It would be an excellent business opportunity! If your catering services, which will be seen by a wide audience, are of good quality then think of the extra business you may receive from impressed club members!
Fitz VonHeise Eye Bee Em	Posted - 2009.09.16 21:18:00 - [138] Originally by: Vile rat Ok well anyhoo have fun and let me know how your tower works out! Actually Tesal I think what happened is after Goons got owned by a Corp in Jatate their guys are afraid to do any more POS hits. Since no one else wants to report what happened I will: Against David vs. Golliath like odds, some small independent corporations have decided to stand and fight rather than bend to the false Jihad declared by goonswarm alliance. While many corporations were desperately offlining and unanchoring their Research POSs in Jatate, one small 13 member corporation was anchoring additional guns and electronic warfare to their tower. Scoffing in the face of the 40 member Goonswarm fleet, they stood their ground and manned their starbase defenses. While most other POSs in the system were destroyed, stolen or reinforced with little to no opposition (except from Concord) this corporation stood and fought. 10 Goon shipwrecks littered the space around their moon as the goon fleet warped to find shelter in the prompt delivery station at moon 3-10 in jatate. Reports on local indicated that 6 goon battleships, 3 battlecruisers and a destroyer were destroyed before the goon fleet retreated. The goons representatives were proud of their losses exalting that their martyrdom would gain them 72 internet virgins each and that they had endless isk due to their own moon mining operations of rarity 64 moon minerals in their protected 0.0 space.
Adderall Please GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.16 21:55:00 - [139] Tesal oooooooooh your pod is soooo dead. And so are your towers. Ohhhhhhh girl are your towers going to fall... it'll be like 9/11 * 1000. Oh gosh jesus, oh baby jesus its going to be hell in space soon.
Ran Khanon Amarr The Phantom Acolytes	Posted - 2009.09.16 22:15:00 - [140] Originally by: Adderall Please Tesal oooooooooh your pod is soooo dead. And so are your towers. Ohhhhhhh girl are your towers going to fall... it'll be like 9/11 * 1000. Oh gosh jesus, oh baby jesus its going to be hell in space soon. See? Told yous gusy but you wuldnut litsen.
Yet Maria	Posted - 2009.09.16 22:42:00 - [141] Tesal we can give you ISK to help?
mcnuggetlol Amarr Via Crucis Inc.	Posted - 2009.09.16 22:42:00 - [142] This is the funniest thread I've read in a while. Thanks, Tesal! Keep fueling that POS for months to come!!
AdmiralJohn Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub	Posted - 2009.09.16 23:00:00 - [143] Originally by: Andrea Griffin Originally by: AdmiralJohn As I have yet to receive my promised refreshments from before, I will inquire as to whether or not this fan club will offer said refreshments. Came thirsty, left... well I was still thirsty when I left, is all. Well, YOU are the one who is a member of the Unknown Bar and Pub! Perhaps you could provide refreshments to the club at a discounted rate? It would be an excellent business opportunity! If your catering services, which will be seen by a wide audience, are of good quality then think of the extra business you may receive from impressed club members! 'This just in: The Unknown Bar and Pub, official sponsors of the Tesal Fan Club! "When life gives you Goons, squish them and turn them into frothy alcoholic beverages!(TM)"' Meh, needs work.
Valixithor Caldari The Protei	Posted - 2009.09.16 23:30:00 - [144] Originally by: AdmiralJohn Originally by: Andrea Griffin Originally by: AdmiralJohn As I have yet to receive my promised refreshments from before, I will inquire as to whether or not this fan club will offer said refreshments. Came thirsty, left... well I was still thirsty when I left, is all. Well, YOU are the one who is a member of the Unknown Bar and Pub! Perhaps you could provide refreshments to the club at a discounted rate? It would be an excellent business opportunity! If your catering services, which will be seen by a wide audience, are of good quality then think of the extra business you may receive from impressed club members! 'This just in: The Unknown Bar and Pub, official sponsors of the Tesal Fan Club! "When life gives you Goons, squish them and turn them into frothy alcoholic beverages!(TM)"' Meh, needs work. Are we taking donations so Tesal can put up a second tower? Originally by: Yoravian If by 'you guys are pretty nasty' you mean 'you guys are sure good at explaining game mechanics to guys like me', then yes. Yes we are.
AdmiralJohn Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub	Posted - 2009.09.16 23:42:00 - [145] Originally by: Valixithor Are we taking donations so Tesal can put up a second tower? Donations will be removed from the pockets of those who have passed out from excessive revelry; our ticker isn't "THUNK" for nothing, you know. I hear distilled Goon is some nasty stuff.
Ninja Troll	Posted - 2009.09.17 02:07:00 - [146] Originally by: Adderall Please Tesal oooooooooh your pod is soooo dead. And so are your towers. Ohhhhhhh girl are your towers going to fall... it'll be like 9/11 * 1000. Oh gosh jesus, oh baby jesus its going to be hell in space soon. [/open recently sealed cheese-flavored popcorn] Finally!
Ahistaja GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.09.17 02:16:00 - [147] Originally by: Valixithor OP doesn't want to fight. He wants to prove Goons don't follow through on their whole 'religion' thing as well as proving their campaign is pointless. you're more correct than you realize
Morainee	Posted - 2009.09.17 03:33:00 - [148] Edited by: Morainee on 17/09/2009 03:35:02 Originally by: Adderall Please Tesal oooooooooh your pod is soooo dead. And so are your towers. Ohhhhhhh girl are your towers going to fall... it'll be like 9/11 * 1000. Oh gosh jesus, oh baby jesus its going to be hell in space soon. Originally by: Adderall Please Tesal oooooooooh your pod is soooo dead. And so are your towers. Ohhhhhhh girl are your towers going to fall... it'll be like 9/11 * 1000. Oh gosh jesus, oh baby jesus its going to be hell in space soon. Tesal has already stated that she expects to die (and die horribly). But IMHO, when and if her death at the hands of Goon does finally occur, it will be to late to "save face" or regain lost reputation. Goon presumably has more than enough resources to haven taken her tower out at will. They have already shown that they (take your pick of the following) are cowards, lack the needed resources, are not to be taken seriously, are incompetent, are impotent braggarts, are full of $h!t, have no self respect, have no honor, don't follow through on threats, need to learn to play, and/or have on over-flated sense of self-importance. Plus, they have an awful lot of Telsa's spit on their faces. No matter what happena to Telsa after this, no matter how horribly Goon kills her, she's won this battle as far as I (and apparently many others) am concerned.
buttesauce	Posted - 2009.09.17 04:00:00 - [149] i think they are winning the war by making you fuel a deathstar in empire because of something they said
Jarraard	Posted - 2009.09.17 04:05:00 - [150] Although I have to admit. I love what Tesal has done But I think what the goons are trying is not to blow up every single pos in the area but rather waste time and money of every single high sec pos owner in the area..

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