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Xanos Blackpaw
Amarr Inadeptus Mechanicus
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Posted - 2009.09.18 15:29:00 -
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Anyone got a HowTo guide on taking over the world?
It would be nice to give it a try but i really cant be assed to put to much effort into it...
Shall i start with kidnapping scientists or would it be best to get a Fortress of DOOM first?
Also...would it be to much of a clichT for all my staff to be attractive females in tight leather outfits? ________________________________________________ Tau - Yeah we suck in close combat. To bad you will never get there. For the greater good!! |
Brolly
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.18 15:33:00 -
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I contemplated doing that a few years ago, turns out it's more trouble than it's worth.
I was gonna summon minions of undead to fight for me, unfortunately the Necronomicon spell book (it was only ú6 in watrestones) didn't have that in. On a more positive note, there were spells for lusty things. At least I got my end away a few times, which really lead to a diminishing of my anger and need to take over the world.
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Xanos Blackpaw
Amarr Inadeptus Mechanicus
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Posted - 2009.09.18 15:37:00 -
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Originally by: Brolly I contemplated doing that a few years ago, turns out it's more trouble than it's worth.
I was gonna summon minions of undead to fight for me, unfortunately the Necronomicon spell book (it was only ú6 in watrestones) didn't have that in. On a more positive note, there were spells for lusty things. At least I got my end away a few times, which really lead to a diminishing of my anger and need to take over the world.
I was actualy thinking to use robots on the fighting side. Giant Spider Robots. The humanoid ones is just so clichT... ________________________________________________ Tau - Yeah we suck in close combat. To bad you will never get there. For the greater good!! |
Brolly
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.18 15:40:00 -
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Giant robot spiders would be freaking cool, just make sure to run them on a linux based system and not windows. That is where most plans fail when it comes to world-domination-via-computery-means.
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Xanos Blackpaw
Amarr Inadeptus Mechanicus
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Posted - 2009.09.18 15:43:00 -
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Originally by: Brolly Giant robot spiders would be freaking cool, just make sure to run them on a linux based system and not windows. That is where most plans fail when it comes to world-domination-via-computery-means.
I was thinking to use Win 95 but you make a good point. I'l have one of the kidnapped scientists write a custom OS. ________________________________________________ Tau - Yeah we suck in close combat. To bad you will never get there. For the greater good!! |
Glarion Garnier
The Scope
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Posted - 2009.09.18 15:44:00 -
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I hate to say this op. You are far to late to the game. _________________________________ -be vary of the men behind the curtain-
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Xanos Blackpaw
Amarr Inadeptus Mechanicus
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Posted - 2009.09.18 15:48:00 -
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Originally by: Glarion Garnier I hate to say this op. You are far to late to the game.
Its NEVER to late to plot for world domination!! ________________________________________________ Tau - Yeah we suck in close combat. To bad you will never get there. For the greater good!! |
Abrazzar
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Posted - 2009.09.18 16:11:00 -
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Edited by: Abrazzar on 18/09/2009 16:11:08 Seven easy steps:
1.) Create nano-machines that can emulate cerebral activities 2.) Upload yourself into this nanite hive 3.) Dig yourself in deep into the earth's crust 4.) Spread strain of nanites all over the globe, infecting every human 5.) Reconfigure the nanite strains to allow mind control and direct communication between you and any other individual 6.) Take your place as the motherboard of the Humanity Network 7.) World domination achived -------- Ideas for: Mining
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Nigel Sheldon
Caldari Skaro Mining Reborn
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Posted - 2009.09.18 16:11:00 -
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I would employ the aid of a mad mouse named brain....he has plenty of ideas....either that or you could sing the doom song
everybody sing along now...and someone pls confirm that this is not a rick roll
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Xanos Blackpaw
Amarr Inadeptus Mechanicus
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Posted - 2009.09.18 16:15:00 -
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Originally by: Abrazzar Edited by: Abrazzar on 18/09/2009 16:11:08 Seven easy steps:
1.) Create nano-machines that can emulate cerebral activities 2.) Upload yourself into this nanite hive 3.) Dig yourself in deep into the earth's crust 4.) Spread strain of nanites all over the globe, infecting every human 5.) Reconfigure the nanite strains to allow mind control and direct communication between you and any other individual 6.) Take your place as the motherboard of the Humanity Network 7.) World domination achived
I like it! Can you recomend a good place to buying said nanites? I think i saw a starting pack "Your First Hive-Mind" in a store somewhere but i cant remember where. I didnt have any money at me at the time so i didnt buy it... ________________________________________________ Tau - Yeah we suck in close combat. To bad you will never get there. For the greater good!! |
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2009.09.18 16:25:00 -
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Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw I like it! Can you recomend a good place to buying said nanites? I think i saw a starting pack "Your First Hive-Mind" in a store somewhere but i cant remember where. I didnt have any money at me at the time so i didnt buy it...
Check with the Omar, they should be able to get some for you, might lack warranty though. -------- Ideas for: Mining
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Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles
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Posted - 2009.09.18 16:25:00 -
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Edited by: Kazuo Ishiguro on 18/09/2009 16:25:20 That wasn't so hard now, was it? --- 34.4:1 mineral compression ISRC Racing, Season 7 - schedule |
Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2009.09.18 17:06:00 -
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Edited by: Jim McGregor on 18/09/2009 17:08:11
Easy.
Buy most of the media so you can control what people get to be aware of. Their perception of themselfs will influence everything from shopping habits to political elections. Have easy to understand news, spin them to your favor and use pretty people to present it.
Ask Robert Murdoch how its done.
And yes, you are way, way, way too late... you are like a hockey player who wants to win the game when its the last minute and you are behind with 100-1....
See you on the other side is all I can say. :)
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Originally by: Eve Forums ...you are going too fast, wait 5 minutes and try again...you are going too fast, wait 5 minutes and try again...you are going too fast, wait 5 minutes and try again...
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Cardiana
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Posted - 2009.09.18 17:22:00 -
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Edited by: Cardiana on 18/09/2009 17:23:05 very simple m8. let go of all you trouble=win.
as a small extra you get the universe too.
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.09.18 17:29:00 -
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To take over the world, first you must win THE GAME _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout :facepalm:
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Elora Danzik
Caldari Idiots In Spaceships Psychotic Tendencies.
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Posted - 2009.09.18 18:22:00 -
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Just make sure to follow the evil overlord list and the seven habits of high effective pirates.
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Karma
Vortex Incorporated
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Posted - 2009.09.18 19:58:00 -
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whatever you do... start doing it in Madagascar.
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Winged Crime
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Posted - 2009.09.25 10:33:00 -
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Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw Anyone got a HowTo guide on taking over the world?
It would be nice to give it a try but i really cant be assed to put to much effort into it...
Shall i start with kidnapping scientists or would it be best to get a Fortress of DOOM first?
Also...would it be to much of a clichT for all my staff to be attractive females in tight leather outfits?
step 1) be microsoft
step 2) ????????
step 3) hey look, you own everything (but it's all falling apart and doesn't work right)
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cello MN
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Posted - 2009.09.25 21:14:00 -
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Several idea's-
1. Create machine that can think on its own and that can research on its own using its powerful processors. Use technology gained from it to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! WARNING: Make sure it doesn't turn on you
2. Kidnap many of the worlds leaders and only give them back if the countrys agree to start world war 3 WARNING: Make sure the countrys STAY in ww3 after you give them back there leaders.
3. Threaten to blow up earth's core or, if you have those kind of explosives, threaten cities instead WARNING: Make sure they know the threat is real
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.09.25 21:20:00 -
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Originally by: Winged Crime
Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw Anyone got a HowTo guide on taking over the world?
It would be nice to give it a try but i really cant be assed to put to much effort into it...
Shall i start with kidnapping scientists or would it be best to get a Fortress of DOOM first?
Also...would it be to much of a clichT for all my staff to be attractive females in tight leather outfits?
step 1) be microsoft
step 2) ????????
step 3) hey look, you own everything (but it's all falling apart and doesn't work right)
So i guess its true.
Microsoft is Minmatar _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout :facepalm:
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar Republic University
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Posted - 2009.09.25 21:32:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero
Originally by: Winged Crime
Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw Anyone got a HowTo guide on taking over the world?
It would be nice to give it a try but i really cant be assed to put to much effort into it...
Shall i start with kidnapping scientists or would it be best to get a Fortress of DOOM first?
Also...would it be to much of a clichT for all my staff to be attractive females in tight leather outfits?
step 1) be microsoft
step 2) ????????
step 3) hey look, you own everything (but it's all falling apart and doesn't work right)
So i guess its true.
Microsoft is Minmatar
Better than amarr... with their 2 damage types And now I need to take a 5 minute nap before I have the energy to post again. |
Jacob Mei
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.09.25 22:01:00 -
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Heres my plan:
1. Stock pile weapons of mass destruction and build robots that are undyingly loyal 2. Wait till humanity is nearly extinct due to some major incident 3. ???? 4. Profit! On an unrelated note, Kneel before Zod! |
Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.09.25 22:04:00 -
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Originally by: Intense Thinker Better than amarr... with their 2 damage types
Even with just two damage types we still do more damage than you dirty minmatar with your so called "Versatility"
(Though, i do like the sounds of the up and coming AC/Arty weapon changes) _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout :facepalm:
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Azirapheal
Amarr Armored Core Inc. Quantum Star Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.25 22:05:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero To take over the world, first you must win THE GAME
you dcomplete and utter douchebag. id managed to avoid losing that for almost a month
Originally by: Azirapheal i never ever thought id live to see the day.... that titans were nerfed for being FOTM HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist SoonÖ
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.09.25 22:29:00 -
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Originally by: Azirapheal
Originally by: Blane Xero To take over the world, first you must win THE GAME
you dcomplete and utter douchebag. id managed to avoid losing that for almost a month
Don't worry, i lose it every 30 minutes _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout :facepalm:
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Nai Ling
Amarr Middle Finger Technology
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Posted - 2009.09.25 22:55:00 -
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Edited by: Nai Ling on 25/09/2009 22:55:37 If you take Ireland as an example, you just have to manage to turn the entire world into a mass of drunken idiots.
Your work in the US is already half done. (No offense to Ireland, of course. Speaking in over generalised stereotypes. )
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Slade Trillgon
Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.09.25 22:56:00 -
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Have no urge so I have not really thought about it, but I can definately sy that in todays world I would not be going for a stationary base of operations.
Originally by: Karma whatever you do... start doing it in Madagascar.
This is the most important piece of advice in the thread so far
Slade
Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker
Please go sit in the corner, and dont forget to don the shame-on-you-hat!
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Terri Lam
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2009.09.25 23:22:00 -
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Here is a list of all the mistakes other so-called "evil overlords" have made. You'd be wise to learn from their failures.
Peter's Evil Overlord List
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goodby4u
Valor Inc. Cosmic Anomalies
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Posted - 2009.09.25 23:30:00 -
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A couple interesting things to understand about taking over the world.
First choose correct henchmen, these are your linchpin and you must know what you are employing. If you want undead, you must understand fire and shotguns are your enemy, whereas if they are machines then they better be virus and EMP proof. Another thing to keep in mind is if your using robots, do not have them all look alike unless they are robots put in place to look like you.
Do not clone yourself to take over the world, you know you cannot be trusted.
Once you have henchmen you need a doom fortress, this can be anything from a castle on the top of a hill or even a simple office building claiming to be an insurance company. Each of these fortresses have their flaws and advantages, an office building is great for scamming money and blending in whereas a castle has a great fortified position and alot of space to amass your army(for the sake of argument robots). Next thing you must understand about making a doom fortress is making it super hero proof, do not make your self destruct on a timer, have it destroy your building automatically or at the very least on an odd number, same goes for your missiles.... They should launch when you ask, not an arbitrary number afterwords.
Troop deployment is your next problem, where can you place your robot guards so that they may be most effective? It is recommended that you place the guards in groups of three, enough to cover eachother and not too many as to ensure reverse ninja theory doesn't come into play. Finally do not allow your henchmen to have explosive weapons, they always miss the enemy, kill other henchmen or at the very least screw up your doom fortress.
Another thing to consider is a top henchman, or sometype of assassin/bodyguard... You cannot go wrong with most choices but the basic ideal is be sure not to restrict him from doing anything, and ensure he doesn't have any moral restraints and or is smarter then you... If you do any of these things he will betray you.
One last thing, when executing your own plan, do not abide by any of the arbitrary time limits you set, if it's a day then launch in 12 hours, if it's a week launch in 2 days. This will restrict the enemy from making a plan that is put inplace just in time.
Finally, I for one welcome our new lazy overlord.
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente War is Bliss
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Posted - 2009.09.25 23:48:00 -
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Only one way really, become Havelock Vetinari.
One Man. One Vote.
He is the Man. He has, The Vote.
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