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Donkee Punch
Amarr Council of Human Urban Meatshield Paratroopers
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Posted - 2009.09.22 11:48:00 -
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Serious bizniss here folks, of the interwebs spaceship kind.
It seems Maru' Kage contacted the leaders of Mostly Zombies (they are dead don't you know) in an effort to MERGE with them.
The reason -
PANDEMIC LEGION
PL showed up in X-70 yesterday and Viper ****zle was quoted as saying "Uh, yeah. Nice system?"
Sick Boy, OWNer of X-70, called in his troops, who were promptly slapped around like an altar boy. Sick Boy barfed like a pregnant teen in her 1st trimester over his inability to spam local with 'OWNED'.
Nevvyn, Derran, Shinzu and AFCLay (he managed the courage to log in yesterday) proceeded to respond with moans of "bbbbrrraaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnzzzzzzzz". The negotiations quickly broke down as all Sick Boy could say was "OOOOOOOWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD" and all MH would say was "BBBBBBRRRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNZZZZZZZZZ".
Lou Cypher, one of the few in Mostly Harmless (sorry, Zombies) NOT to be a zombie, but still a poo flinging monkey, was quoted after the negotiating.
"Yeah, well, Derran and Nevvyn, they wanted brains, and well, they sent us Sick Boy. Yeah, after the meeting, they were still starvin ya know"
Later that evening, a 20+ man Maru gang ran from a 20 man band of zombie monkeys in the F-N system, which was weird, since they were zombies, and zombies don't poop, so there were no poo flinging monkeys in the system.
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JeepersCreepers
Caldari Endstati0n Ev0ke
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Posted - 2009.09.22 11:53:00 -
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first?
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Ethan Hunte
Gallente Ninjas With Frikkin StarShips
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Posted - 2009.09.22 12:01:00 -
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i read this thread and I see viper ****zle can spell.
or something. that is what it is about.
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Gixxer 1000
Caldari Ceptacemia Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.09.22 12:17:00 -
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English translation please? Google translator just returned "WTF".
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Diehard Si
Gallente UK1 Zero
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Posted - 2009.09.22 12:25:00 -
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Originally by: JeepersCreepers first?
and probably one of the last.
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stu007
Caldari Demon Theory Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.09.22 12:32:00 -
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I just wanted to get in before it got locked!
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Betty Boom
Caldari SPECTRE Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.09.22 12:36:00 -
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Originally by: Gixxer 1000 English translation please? Google translator just returned "WTF".
I understand it without any problems....
MK contacted MH and requested a merger. Reason was, that PL show up in X-70 and got owned by MK. MH said no.
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Faekurias
Caldari Raptus Regalitor Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.22 15:36:00 -
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Originally by: Betty Boom
Originally by: Gixxer 1000 English translation please? Google translator just returned "WTF".
I understand it without any problems....
MK contacted MH and requested a merger. Reason was, that PL show up in X-70 and got owned by MK. MH said no.
Seems you misunderstood it. -------------------------
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darkfuntime
Minmatar Fat J Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.09.22 15:40:00 -
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i support all poo flinging,all poo flingers also welcome to dock at bwf today and get there 5 mil docking bonus. [/url] Take back your existence or die like a punk.
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annoing
Amarr Mortis Angelus
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Posted - 2009.09.22 15:47:00 -
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After reading the op's post and reading it again, im still unclear as to the poo references or anything else in the post for that matter.
PL want something and someone else throws poo? is that it?
All advice kindly received ty
Originally by: Zeba Its all the pron. Fappy people are happy people |
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Betty Boom
Caldari SPECTRE Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.09.22 15:48:00 -
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Originally by: Faekurias
Originally by: Betty Boom
Originally by: Gixxer 1000 English translation please? Google translator just returned "WTF".
I understand it without any problems....
MK contacted MH and requested a merger. Reason was, that PL show up in X-70 and got owned by MK. MH said no.
Seems you misunderstood it.
dotlan explains it
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Raiiden
Gallente BAD WOLF INC. Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.09.22 20:51:00 -
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ROFLMAOHASHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
this is the most redicubad propaganda ive ever had the pleasure to lawlface @.
!@#$ MH and the rest of you carebears! ----------------------------------------
Tri`Zeem |
Soggybottom
Gallente The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.09.22 21:25:00 -
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We heard Hydra Reloaded was in the area and we only fight the best. (and nap the rest)
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Daniel Ogden
Gallente Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.09.22 21:57:00 -
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Originally by: Soggybottom We heard Hydra Reloaded was in the area and we only fight the best. (and nap the rest)
WAS being the operative word in that sentence. He was promptly podded and returned home.
As for the OP, LULZ
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Suitonia
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.09.22 22:12:00 -
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Confirming that HYDRA RELOADED is currently training its XxeLiTe WaRwInGxX in Pure Blind, to ready ourselves for the major push we will be doing to retake our home system of TVN-FM, now that Tri and BoB are basically dead, we don't have any obstacles!
Maru Ka'ge has already felt the horrifying power of HYDRA RELOADEDs XxeLiTe WaRwInGxX. And It is fairly amusing that they claim saving an webless rail enyo of theirs from an Incursus by bringing in a Claw and Sabre to save it as a victory.
HYDRA VICTOR --- Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |
Ivanit Inapewper
Caldari Council of Human Urban Meatshield Paratroopers
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Posted - 2009.09.23 04:17:00 -
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Originally by: Suitonia Confirming that HYDRA RELOADED is currently training its XxeLiTe WaRwInGxX in Pure Blind, to ready ourselves for the major push we will be doing to retake our home system of TVN-FM, now that Tri and BoB are basically dead, we don't have any obstacles!
Maru Ka'ge has already felt the horrifying power of HYDRA RELOADEDs XxeLiTe WaRwInGxX. And It is fairly amusing that they claim saving an webless rail enyo of theirs from an Incursus by bringing in a Claw and Sabre to save it as a victory.
HYDRA VICTOR
Wow... just... wow....
I can't beli... wait, it's Maru... I can.
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Yazoul Samaiel
Caldari North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.09.23 04:42:00 -
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Clearly someone has taken the jam out of their donuts. Your signature is too large. Please resize it to a maximum of 400 x 120 with the file size not exceeding 24000 bytes.Applebabe |
Sick Boy
Minmatar Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.09.23 05:03:00 -
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Originally by: Raiiden ROFLMAOHASHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
this is the most redicubad propaganda ive ever had the pleasure to lawlface @.
!@#$ MH and the rest of you carebears!
Ya wth, we hate MH, everyone knows that. We hunt them down like vicious wolves in our own space. If we blued MH what would we do to fit ships without the loot modes we get from all their dead hulls.
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Raiiden
Gallente BAD WOLF INC. Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.09.23 05:04:00 -
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Originally by: Yazoul Samaiel Clearly someone has taken the jam out of their donuts.
This thread needs more donut jamming.
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Tri`Zeem |
Robert Ger
Caldari Arachnea Phoenix Battalion Hoodlums Associates
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Posted - 2009.09.23 05:35:00 -
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LOL
Originally by: Katsina Imperian, he is my hero, I love him, I am going to hug him and squeeze him and love him and call him George.
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Full Bird
Gallente Fusion Enterprises Ltd Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2009.09.23 12:06:00 -
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I want Brainz!!!!
Wait should I be saying that or should I be Poo Flinging? And what is my motivation for pete's sake? Am I excited or upset or what? I need direction ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Carebear Powers Activate!!!!
Ah Much better, as I was saying!!
I want Brainz!!!! Giving YouThe Full Bird
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JALEW
Gallente inFluX. Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.02 15:21:00 -
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MK vs. PL as it stands currently, 157 kills, 81 losses. Truly Allah favors mk.
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GunnerySergeant Blair
Caldari Trans-Solar Works Rooks and Kings
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Posted - 2009.10.02 15:39:00 -
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Originally by: JALEW MK vs. PL as it stands currently, 157 kills, 81 losses. Truly Allah favors mk.
Confirming MK killed 157 Shuttles and cyno Kestrels and lost 81 fleet BS.
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Sick Boy
Minmatar Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.02 18:43:00 -
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Originally by: GunnerySergeant Blair
Originally by: JALEW MK vs. PL as it stands currently, 157 kills, 81 losses. Truly Allah favors mk.
Confirming MK killed 157 Shuttles and cyno Kestrels and lost 81 fleet BS.
tell that to the absolution, munnin, cerb and the rest of the hac pilots thar got bbqed last night. Truth is we are just as good as pl in small gang scraps, and they are welcome to test us anytime they like. Love having them in system, they are always fit with good loot when we pop them, it's like Xmas in every wreck
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Gaius Capua
Amarr The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.02 19:12:00 -
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Originally by: Sick Boy
Originally by: GunnerySergeant Blair
Originally by: JALEW MK vs. PL as it stands currently, 157 kills, 81 losses. Truly Allah favors mk.
Confirming MK killed 157 Shuttles and cyno Kestrels and lost 81 fleet BS.
tell that to the absolution, munnin, cerb and the rest of the hac pilots thar got bbqed last night. Truth is we are just as good as pl in small gang scraps, and they are welcome to test us anytime they like. Love having them in system, they are always fit with good loot when we pop them, it's like Xmas in every wreck
That badly fit Curse loss goes nicely with your badly fit carrier loss.
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Faekurias
Caldari Raptus Regalitor Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.10.02 19:14:00 -
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http://maru.griefwatch.net/?p=campaigns&campaign=7977 ?
Totals 91 kills / 147 losses 6,028,225,244 ISK / 9,883,182,852 ISK
?
I'm no expert on griefwatch (because it is a terrible, terrible killboard), but looks like your asses got whooped here? -------------------------
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Uran otan
Minmatar Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.02 20:34:00 -
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Maru Ka'ge is the most fun alliance i have been part of in Eve. Most laid back, having fun, shoot em up type guys in eve imo.
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SpongeBetty
Minmatar Pandemic Execs Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.02 20:43:00 -
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Edited by: SpongeBetty on 02/10/2009 20:43:46
Originally by: Uran otan Maru Ka'ge is the most fun alliance i have been part of in Eve. Most laid back, having fun, shoot em up type guys in eve imo.
Let me correct this:
Maru Ka'ge is the biggest group of smack talking tards eve has seen since puppet masters. They fit warp core stabs on their t1 cruisers and frigates, and rarely leave docking range. They lie about stats and are only good at pvp in their own minds. Most pathetic group in eve imo.
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nunun
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.02 22:45:00 -
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do u realy do any thing as apvp ? the only thing i know is u talk on local and never show out of ur station ...
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Shosin Tamaka
Gallente BAD WOLF INC. Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.02 22:55:00 -
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Originally by: nunun do u realy do any thing as apvp ? the only thing i know is u talk on local and never show out of ur station ...
Ask some of your mates bud. Curse, abso, munnin, saber, cerb. Popped withing 5 mins of each other. by a t1 cruiser gang of 7. While you had over 45 folks in local. Smack is deserved. You girls suck.
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