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Svarek
University of Caille Gallente Federation
17
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Posted - 2012.06.07 12:32:00 -
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I decided to simplify these forums. I fully expect this list to be pinned due to its revolutionary and profound nature.
Please select one from each list.
"Hello, I play Eve. I think that -
- CCP is a game development company that knows how to innovate like Justin Bieber.
- This community can easily be likened to a rotting pile of trash infested with maggots and people from Pittsburgh.
- The thoroughly corrupt player factions are throwing their Rosie O'Donnell-like weight around and ruining things for everyone.
- People who do not conform to my playstyle are slavering sociopath neanderthals beating each other with sticks.
- This game is and has been as broken as Evel Knievel's bones.
More to the point,
- High-sec management is CCP's Watergate.
- CCP has neglected null-sec like my parent(s) neglected me.
- The new inventory hit the game like the iceberg hit the Titanic.
- I was just griefed because my Hulk / Strategic Cruiser destroyed.
- Eve is just a nips-up poor job of running everything, kind of like Kosovo.
This means that I will be leaving this community. I would like everyone to know that -
- Goons are a blight upon this planet and rather like the DPRK save that they are not, in fact, malnourished.
- Those who engage in PvP are mindless sociopaths, sadomasochists, or both, and are really really mean to me.
- People who PvE are milksops afraid of any kind of confrontation, challenge, or consequence and have no place here in Sparta.
- CCP ruined this game like my spouse ruined my marriage. It was good ten years ago, but now it's rubbish.
- The playerbase in whole is a pack of slavering mongrel dogs tearing at each others' throats without the intellect to do anything to better their condition.
Therefore I am leaving this game.
- Nobody can have my things, as I am saving them for when I surely won't return.
- I am leaving my things with a good friend who will save them (not for me, of course).
- Nobody can have my things.
- Everything I own was taken away by the mean men =(
Grandpa Bill: "I remember my uncle Joe who used to go mining, back then it was easy to get black lung, but we called it coughing lung because we really didnt care what color it was, the coughing seemed like it should be in the title since he did so much of it." |
EmpireOfDust
The Scope Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2012.06.07 12:38:00 -
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All hail this great advancement in facilitating forum whining.. |
Skorpynekomimi
217
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Posted - 2012.06.07 12:41:00 -
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- Are you absolutely, totally, completely sure I can't have your stuff? |
Christopher Dulson
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2012.06.07 12:45:00 -
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Im sorry to hear that its not going so well with your wife.
Its hard when you have been with someone for so long to keep the magic going.
Good luck with the future and i hope that you and your wife fall in love again. |
Jafit
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
194
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Posted - 2012.06.07 12:46:00 -
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Need to make a javascript widget to save people typing when they're making a new thread.
I suppose the thread title is the same each time or could it be generated from the selected options? |
Reverend Cletis
Synister Mynisters
16
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Posted - 2012.06.07 13:19:00 -
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1.
No, no wait. 2. Crap. Ok,ok, 3.
I'm so confused.
What's the question again? |
Zyress
The Fabulous Thunderbirds
97
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Posted - 2012.06.07 13:37:00 -
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I totally agree on the Pittsburgh thing, my job is being moved up there next month and I refused to move with it. Now can you make this into a checkbox form? |
Lady Ayeipsia
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
192
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Posted - 2012.06.07 13:38:00 -
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Reverend Cletis wrote:1.
No, no wait. 2. Crap. Ok,ok, 3.
I'm so confused.
What's the question again?
Good point. No need for javascript. You just post the numbers. Like....
1 5 5 2
LOL awesome thread! Thanks for the laugh. |
Steve Ronuken
Fuzzwork Enterprises
440
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Posted - 2012.06.07 13:43:00 -
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Quote: Those who engage in PvP are mindless sociopaths, sadomasochists, or both, and are really really mean to me.
Best line in this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTL9mSQ7VGs FuzzWork Enterprises http://www.fuzzwork.co.uk/ Blueprint calculator, invention chance calculator, isk/m3 Ore chart-á and other 'useful' utilities. |
Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
5
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Posted - 2012.06.07 13:49:00 -
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Svarek wrote:
"Hello, I play Eve. I think that CCP is a game development company that knows how to innovate like Justin Bieber. More to the point, CCP has neglected null-sec like my parent(s) neglected me. This means that I will be leaving this community. I would like everyone to know that those who engage in PvP are mindless sociopaths, sadomasochists, or both, and are really really mean to me.Therefore I am leaving this game.
Everything I own was taken away by the mean men =(
I like these kind of games.
Can we add more to the list. I want to see:
Hello, I have been playing EvE for
(*) 5 years (*) 7 years (*) 9 years (*) 15 years (*) I had to walk 10 miles to school in the snow, barefoot, uphill, through a coal mine. |
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RubyPorto
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
1802
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Posted - 2012.06.07 13:54:00 -
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Declaration of my subscriptions to EvE Elaboration on those subscriptions Description of how long these subscriptions have existed Belief that no one else could feel the same as I Reminiscence of the terrible times we shared And our absence's importance Recounting of the steps that led to our game's dissolution Mostly involving my mistakes and failfits Arrogant assertion of righteousness Discovery of the depth of my dissatisfaction Anger over the badness of the pirates
(Chorus) Title of the Thread Na+»ve expression of unfairness Reluctance to accept that my ship is gone Request to turn back time And rectify my loss Repetition of the title of the Thread
Enumeration of my various important actions Of insufficient game knowlege
Realization that that loss led to my departure And CCP's resultant lack of sleep and appetite Renunciation of my past subscriber behavior Promise of my reformation Reassurance that you are gone from my thoughts now Need for instructions how to keep posting again Request for rectal trauma Listing of the numerous tasks that I've performed Of physical and emotional toil
CHORUS
Refusal to admit that I acted foolishly Increasingly desperate pleas for EvE to change Sorrow for my violenced boat Vain hope that my ship are replaceable Appeal for one more petition Drop to my knees to elicit crowd response Prayers to my chosen deity Modulation and I hold a high note...
CHORUS Single-Shard, Player Driven-áSandbox.
5 words. That's what makes it special. |
Wingmate
Raven's Flight Vanguard.
19
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Posted - 2012.06.07 14:12:00 -
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DEAR GOD YES
i know what i'm doing when i get home tonight! |
Svarek
University of Caille Gallente Federation
22
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Posted - 2012.06.07 14:13:00 -
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We need to get this man some musical backup right now. Grandpa Bill: "I remember my uncle Joe who used to go mining, back then it was easy to get black lung, but we called it coughing lung because we really didnt care what color it was, the coughing seemed like it should be in the title since he did so much of it." |
Tyrion Struan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
33
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Posted - 2012.06.07 14:17:00 -
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This seem like a sever case of over-complicating the matter. "F**k goons" should cover most of it. |
Eyezpiddydafooh
Republic University Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2012.06.07 14:26:00 -
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I used to be an adventurer like you once, then I took a Goon to my knee. |
Svarek
University of Caille Gallente Federation
23
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Posted - 2012.06.07 14:26:00 -
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Tyrion Struan wrote:This seem like a sever case of over-complicating the matter. "F**k goons" should cover most of it.
I guess maybe it's too much to hope some people would realize that writing that's easier than working through my complex form. Grandpa Bill: "I remember my uncle Joe who used to go mining, back then it was easy to get black lung, but we called it coughing lung because we really didnt care what color it was, the coughing seemed like it should be in the title since he did so much of it." |
Wingmate
Raven's Flight Vanguard.
20
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Posted - 2012.06.07 14:28:00 -
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Svarek wrote:We need to get this man some musical backup right now.
i am going home after work to write this song and record it ASAP. give me 12-14 hours and we should have this brilliance immortalized in a bubble-gum pop song.
i should do a death metal cover of it as well. |
Svarek
University of Caille Gallente Federation
23
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Posted - 2012.06.07 14:37:00 -
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Wingmate wrote:Svarek wrote:We need to get this man some musical backup right now. i am going home after work to write this song and record it ASAP. give me 12-14 hours and we should have this brilliance immortalized in a bubble-gum pop song. i should do a death metal cover of it as well.
Definitely the metal bit, yeah. Grandpa Bill: "I remember my uncle Joe who used to go mining, back then it was easy to get black lung, but we called it coughing lung because we really didnt care what color it was, the coughing seemed like it should be in the title since he did so much of it." |
TheBreadMuncher
Boxxed Up Industries EPIC Alliance
103
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Posted - 2012.06.07 14:38:00 -
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Your stuff. Put it in the bucket. I only ever emerge from the shadows when my main is banned. |
lanyaie
421
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Posted - 2012.06.07 14:39:00 -
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aww I was reading and noticed the last part, once you make up your mind tell me I dont post often, but when I do i'm probably trolling you Currently offering 100% legit hulkageddon security sponsored by the mittani, send 50m to me and 50m to him |
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Palovana
Inner Fire Inc.
224
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Posted - 2012.06.07 14:55:00 -
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Svarek wrote:trash infested with maggots and people from Pittsburgh.
Some of my best friends are maggots and trash, please do not insult them in this way or I should have to scan your pod down and destroy it before you quit. Please support: export of settings in editable format
Your stuff goes here. |
RubyPorto
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
1806
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Posted - 2012.06.07 14:58:00 -
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Svarek wrote:Wingmate wrote:Svarek wrote:We need to get this man some musical backup right now. i am going home after work to write this song and record it ASAP. give me 12-14 hours and we should have this brilliance immortalized in a bubble-gum pop song. i should do a death metal cover of it as well. Definitely the metal bit, yeah.
Sadly, I can't take too much credit;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoCGKFg-WYw
But at least the song's written for you. Single-Shard, Player Driven-áSandbox.
5 words. That's what makes it special. |
Holy One
Habitual Euthanasia Pandemic Legion
201
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Posted - 2012.06.07 15:00:00 -
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2, 2, 3, 1 |
Svarek
University of Caille Gallente Federation
23
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Posted - 2012.06.07 15:01:00 -
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To be honest, I'm familiar with the song, which made it all the funnier. Grandpa Bill: "I remember my uncle Joe who used to go mining, back then it was easy to get black lung, but we called it coughing lung because we really didnt care what color it was, the coughing seemed like it should be in the title since he did so much of it." |
Wingmate
Raven's Flight Vanguard.
20
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Posted - 2012.06.07 15:11:00 -
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can't see youtube at work. what is it? |
Svarek
University of Caille Gallente Federation
23
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Posted - 2012.06.07 15:13:00 -
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Wingmate wrote:can't see youtube at work. what is it?
It's the song he based his on. Grandpa Bill: "I remember my uncle Joe who used to go mining, back then it was easy to get black lung, but we called it coughing lung because we really didnt care what color it was, the coughing seemed like it should be in the title since he did so much of it." |
Nostradamouse Riraille
Blackreach. SRS.
24
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Posted - 2012.06.07 15:33:00 -
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I hate Pittsburgh |
Disregard That
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
25
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Posted - 2012.06.07 15:35:00 -
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Svarek wrote:I decided to simplify these forums. I fully expect this list to be pinned due to its revolutionary and profound nature. Please select one from each list. "Hello, I play Eve. I think that -
- CCP is a game development company that knows how to innovate like Justin Bieber.
- This community can easily be likened to a rotting pile of trash infested with maggots and people from Pittsburgh.
- The thoroughly corrupt player factions are throwing their Rosie O'Donnell-like weight around and ruining things for everyone.
- People who do not conform to my playstyle are slavering sociopath neanderthals beating each other with sticks.
- This game is and has been as broken as Evel Knievel's bones.
More to the point,
- High-sec management is CCP's Watergate.
- CCP has neglected null-sec like my parent(s) neglected me.
- The new inventory hit the game like the iceberg hit the Titanic.
- I was just griefed because my Hulk / Strategic Cruiser destroyed.
- Eve is just a nips-up poor job of running everything, kind of like Kosovo.
This means that I will be leaving this community. I would like everyone to know that -
- Goons are a blight upon this planet and rather like the DPRK save that they are not, in fact, malnourished.
- Those who engage in PvP are mindless sociopaths, sadomasochists, or both, and are really really mean to me.
- People who PvE are milksops afraid of any kind of confrontation, challenge, or consequence and have no place here in Sparta.
- CCP ruined this game like my spouse ruined my marriage. It was good ten years ago, but now it's rubbish.
- The playerbase in whole is a pack of slavering mongrel dogs tearing at each others' throats without the intellect to do anything to better their condition.
Therefore I am leaving this game.
- Nobody can have my things, as I am saving them for when I surely won't return.
- I am leaving my things with a good friend who will save them (not for me, of course).
- Nobody can have my things.
- Everything I own was taken away by the mean men =(
It kind of looks to me like he's calling his "good friend" a "nobody."
No wonder he's quitting Eve.
I'd quit Eve too if my Eve friends were nobodies. |
RubyPorto
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
1807
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Posted - 2012.06.07 15:42:00 -
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Wingmate wrote:can't see youtube at work. what is it?
It's the Title of the Song Single-Shard, Player Driven-áSandbox.
5 words. That's what makes it special. |
Hanuman Li Tosh
The Thomas Edwards Taco Tuesday All Stars
8
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Posted - 2012.06.07 16:17:00 -
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Once again the downturn in subs proves that the "Eve Community" is self destructive.
The people who don't understand that Eve is in fact past its prime are still the majority; ignorance is bliss.
We will never see 60,000 people on this server again.
The reason you can even mock people who leave the game and post about it is there are so ******* many similar posts.
Also IBT Goons claim this post is about them. |
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