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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.10.05 19:58:00 -
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By now news of the Goon defeat is about to reach the shores of Delve. Goons hang their heads. Their pathetic leader Karttoon declared that all towers in Jatate would be destroyed. He failed.
My tower still stands at Jatate 2-1. They refused to attack it, not out of fear, but because they realized the truth of my words, that Karttoon is a fool, he has declared a fools Jihad, and that all who follow him and listen to his words are fools. His failure was clear, I doubt Karttoon could have ordered my tower destroyed with his own forces. His Goons abandoned him because he is pathetic and stupid, as are his minions, The Mittani, Vile rat, Dramaticus and others who still fall under his sway. There are many towers in Jatate fools, you have failed in both the first, and second battles of Jatate.
But this was not enough.
I called them out and humiliated them with the words of their own Jihad, where they claimed they would kill weak "two bit" corporations. They promised untold destruction, perhaps even Max destruction. They failed. For this, Goons expressed much emo rage and consternation, and director Goons were seen to rise from their Mom's basement in defense of the words of the Goon false prophet, Kartoon, who I spit upon.
To further humiliate Goons, I ordered a wardec upon them with my empire POS alt corp, which has 4 people in it, all of them alts. I spoke these words to Goons.
 Quote:
I spit in the face of Goonswarm.
I spit in the face of your stupid leaders.
I spit in upon your pathetic and false Jihad.
I spit on Kartoon, your leader, king of the meme monkeys and lord of the nap.
The wardec proceeded. Goons failed to fire a single shot upon my tower. This was pathetic. For all their promises of massive destruction, nothing materialized. Then Goons made accusations of people "spurging" on the forums. To think that Goons have fallen so far from their ****posting ways as to accuse others of spurging on the forums, is hillarious. Then they brought out the director Goon alts, this time with full force and attacked on the forums, instead of attacking my tower. They were fools. They failed. Goons simply gave up, they refused to act, they gave up on killing my tower, which is almost as boring as listening to Mittani rant about hacking someones teamspeak. But then, what could be more pedantic than that.
Then they stopped posting, the forums went dark on Jihad. For a Goon, this is true death. I warned you with these words Goons. Quote:
You will die, and I will laugh. I will start a new thread about what a failure Goons are in their Jihad, how Goons never believed in Jihad, are too lazy to do Jihad and that all Jihad declared by Goons is bound to be pathetic, stupid, weak, insignificant, loathsome and atrocious. With each word from my thesaurus you will die a little inside.
So now I will add a final chapter to this sordid episode. Some will ask now, who is this Karttoon, who is so pathetic, and stupid, and a screaming baby in a monkey suit who naps all the known lands of New Eden. A lot of people think that Darius Johnson is still CEO of Goonswarm. No, in fact Karttoon is, he is supposed to be both their CEO and prophet.
He was killed.
His corpse rests in my POS in Jatate 2-1. I shall spit upon him once more. Then I shall dump a million units of veldspar upon him, T1 mining crystals, and various mining modules and ships, until he is buried in the very implements of his pathetic failure.
I shall leave you with these words to mark the falling of Karttoon.
Quote:
Ironically, there were some virgins there when he woke up in his clone. They were aspie Goons in Delve. And he realized that he didn't go to heaven, and that he lives in hell.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Mittani alt says hi.
I win. You lose.
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Alhambra Trellane
Imperium Forces
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Posted - 2009.10.05 20:01:00 -
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Awesome.
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Event Handler
Minmatar
DeMented Asylum
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Posted - 2009.10.05 20:01:00 -
[3]
.............
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AdmiralJohn
Gallente
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2009.10.05 20:05:00 -
[4]
I hear you can sell the corpse for 25,000 ISK here.
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Sergiiy Kortos
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2009.10.05 20:10:00 -
[5]
Pretty awesome post.
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jimmyjam
Gallente
Sinner Among Saints
Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2009.10.05 20:37:00 -
[6]
Good post dude but i need my tree fitty back.
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Stonewall Zachhoefs
Caldari
22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit
Vertigo Coalition
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Posted - 2009.10.05 20:39:00 -
[7]
epic. simply epic.
and in conclusion, thank you for reading my sig. |
Fumen
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2009.10.05 20:52:00 -
[8]
What?? No goon posting yet? Guess we'll have to wait for a downtime to see what they have to say.
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Dramaticus
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.05 21:00:00 -
[9]
YES
Please don't use RL pictuers of players in Sig without permission. - WeatherMan |
Dawts
The Order of the EyE
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Posted - 2009.10.05 21:55:00 -
[10]
yay.... another thread about this..
I can barely contain my excitement...
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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.10.05 22:11:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Dawts
yay.... another thread about this..
I can barely contain my excitement...
Hate to break it to you, Goons are boring and stupid, and this thread is about Goons.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Mittani alt says hi.
I win. You lose.
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Downtym
Amarr
Ajo Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2009.10.05 22:28:00 -
[12]
ISD Update: Tesal wins EVE. Time to close the servers and move on.
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Fitz VonHeise
Eye Bee Em
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Posted - 2009.10.05 22:43:00 -
[13]
Excellent! 
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Marko Riva
Adamant Inc.
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Posted - 2009.10.05 23:03:00 -
[14]
<3
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Don Pellegrino
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Posted - 2009.10.05 23:13:00 -
[15]
screenshots or it didn't happen!
I would really like to see his corpse in a can with a lot of veldspar at your pos in Jatate.
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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.10.05 23:16:00 -
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Originally by: Downtym
ISD Update: Tesal wins EVE. Time to close the servers and move on.
Knocking other people down is not a victory in any form. My position is not enhanced by this. But it does amuse me to watch Goons squirm. Their tears of rage and fists of ineptitude are all that will be remembered of this.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Mittani alt says hi.
I win. You lose.
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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.10.05 23:24:00 -
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Originally by: Don Pellegrino
screenshots or it didn't happen!
I would really like to see his corpse in a can with a lot of veldspar at your pos in Jatate.
I am planning a veldspar dumping ceremony, I think this Sunday. Perhaps, before then I will put up a contract so that everyone in EvE may observe the corpse for themselves. It may well be that you shall have your screenshots.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Mittani alt says hi.
I win. You lose.
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Lysander Kaldenn
Dead Reckoning.
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Posted - 2009.10.06 00:11:00 -
[18]
Just stop posting. Your angry, we get it. Have a smoke and a beer and chill the **** out.
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Bhaumut
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Posted - 2009.10.06 01:11:00 -
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I approve of this thread.
The same nerd rage and spittle that created the goons, has now be shot back in their face. 10/10 ... oh and I bet Kartton "didn't need that corpse anyways".
LoL, ty Tesal it brings a warming feeling to my trolling heart to see such a large corp/alliance got flamed on such a massive scale.
I wonder if bee tears taste like honey too.
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Jarik Utoni
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Posted - 2009.10.06 01:56:00 -
[20]
Edited by: Jarik Utoni on 06/10/2009 01:57:06
XD i got on the first page and if i could do it i would totally sell this space for advertising
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.10.06 02:20:00 -
[21]
I approve this thread.
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Emperor Salazar
Caldari
Remote Soviet Industries
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Posted - 2009.10.06 02:38:00 -
[22]
you really seem to like these goon fellas
fake edit: i didnt read the op...seemed confusing
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Stupid McStupidson
Gallente
Hoek Lyne and Sinker
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Posted - 2009.10.06 02:48:00 -
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Edited by: Stupid McStupidson on 06/10/2009 02:48:37
It is somewhat comical...the goons came in claiming it was their goal to ruin Eve, especially for everyone else. They found their 'critical mass' so to speak with the whole T20 thing. Now, much like the hippies and other age of Aquarius types, they find themselves to have become that which they so long protested, and desired to destroy. Ultimately, victims of their own success.
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N'tek alar
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.10.06 02:52:00 -
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Edited by: N''tek alar on 06/10/2009 02:52:07
Originally by: Tesal
Originally by: Dawts
yay.... another thread about this..
I can barely contain my excitement...
Hate to break it to you, Goons are boring and stupid, and this thread is about Goons.
Hate to break it to you, You are pretty boring yourself.
*waits for accusations of being a goon alt >_>*
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I'm not shirtless damnit! |
Rose Artemis
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Posted - 2009.10.06 04:03:00 -
[25]
Give Tesal a Big Glass of Pepsi!
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Awesome Possum
Imperium Signal Corps
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Posted - 2009.10.06 04:26:00 -
[26]
RP forum is --------->
♥
Wreck Disposal Services |
Graelyn
Amarr
Deus Imperiosus Acies
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Posted - 2009.10.06 06:50:00 -
[27]
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Cardinal,
Deus Imperiosus Acies |
Lag Generator
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2009.10.06 07:30:00 -
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Tesal is right. The jihad is a joke. Goons wouldn't follow through. Despite *countless* tries, *thousands* of battleships lost and *massive* nerdrage on the forums on their *failure*, they can't even kill a *single* POS in highsec. That Tesal's POS is standing is a LIVING PROOF that goons are dumb and can't kill anything.
Please post ITT if thanks to Tesal and this thread, you feel that you could safely leave your labs and assembly arrays up on your POSes if the worthless goons and their pathetic leader were to stupidly wardec your corp or alliance.
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Lana's Alt
Minmatar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2009.10.06 07:40:00 -
[29]
Originally by: Lag Generator
Tesal is right. The jihad is a joke. Goons wouldn't follow through. Despite *countless* tries, *thousands* of battleships lost and *massive* nerdrage on the forums on their *failure*, they can't even kill a *single* POS in highsec. That Tesal's POS is standing is a LIVING PROOF that goons are dumb and can't kill anything.
Please post ITT if thanks to Tesal and this thread, you feel that you could safely leave your labs and assembly arrays up on your POSes if the worthless goons and their pathetic leader were to stupidly wardec your corp or alliance.
Not only that but thanks to this thread im now not even going to bother to fuel my POS when im not using it as its obviously so safe around the incompetent goons.
Istvaan Shogaatsu: As with most such situations the answer is simple: rob them first. |
Lag Generator
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2009.10.06 07:51:00 -
[30]
Yeah, that sounds good. Since you're a NPC corp alt, then just for the reference, could you specify which POSes and belonging to which corporation are you talking about?
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Lana's Alt
Minmatar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2009.10.06 07:58:00 -
[31]
Originally by: Lag Generator
Yeah, that sounds good. Since you're a NPC corp alt, then just for the reference, could you specify which POSes and belonging to which corporation are you talking about?
Hi.. I'm Lana's Alt, as its says to my left.. That means my main is Lana. The corp would be the skool, as it says beneath my block of text. As you cant see that I would recommend turning your signatures on. Also, if you are paying close attention this is also a snipe, as noted by the page number being 2, above this post.
Istvaan Shogaatsu: As with most such situations the answer is simple: rob them first. |
Lag Generator
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2009.10.06 08:03:00 -
[32]
It is certainly a good snipe.
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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.10.06 08:42:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Lag Generator
Yeah, that sounds good. Since you're a NPC corp alt, then just for the reference, could you specify which POSes and belonging to which corporation are you talking about?
Who are you to talk about alts, since you are one yourself! I see you not only lack a sense of humor, but also a sense of irony.
As for this thread, that has you so upset and lashing out at strangers, I am just wrapping up the narrative now. Thanks for the emo rage validation. I couldn't do this without your pathetic whining. You make it all worth while. Don't be angry little Goonie. Its just a game. Right? That is what you tell yourself isn't it? You choose to do this. You choose to be this way and to follow Karttoon, your pathetic leader. And yet you still cry bitter tears of rage. One would think that your rivers of dysprosium would comfort you. I guess what I am trying to say is that I don't care and think you are a fool.
Why don't you do something funny for a change. Kill Battlestars. That would be funny. You would enjoy that.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Mittani alt says hi.
I win. You lose.
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Lag Generator
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2009.10.06 08:52:00 -
[34]
u mad?
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Poo Ka'hontas
Amarr
Royal Amarr Institute
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Posted - 2009.10.06 08:55:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Lag Generator
u mad?
You still here? Get the **** out of the forums you spit-covered-****!!
Goon's are not allowed to post anymore.
Noone listens to you anyways... fool's!
Sig removed, needs to be EVE related. Zymurgist |
Lag Generator
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2009.10.06 09:05:00 -
[36]
Posting in a goon thread.
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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.10.06 09:14:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Lag Generator
Posting in a goon thread.
I hope you keep posting. You are a fool. Karttoon is dead because of you.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Mittani alt says hi.
I win. You lose.
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Lag Generator
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2009.10.06 09:20:00 -
[38]
Quote:
Karttoon is dead because of you.
Actually RoyofCa is, lol.
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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.10.06 09:26:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Lag Generator
Quote:
Karttoon is dead because of you.
Actually RoyofCa is, lol.
I will be back later. We will have more fun Goon. Or at least I will. You will try of course, and you will fail.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Mittani alt says hi.
I win. You lose.
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Sanguis Fluibant
Amarr
The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club
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Posted - 2009.10.06 11:29:00 -
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the goon e-peen is rapidly deflating from 2.5" to a 2" stub, now more inline with IRL averages. (u mad?)
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Lag Generator
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2009.10.06 12:07:00 -
[41]
So Tesal, what are you going to do with your newfound fame of being crowned the king (queen) of pubbies who valiantly defeated goonfleet by anchoring a pos?
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Bethany Blaze
Amarr
Cool Story Bro
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Posted - 2009.10.06 12:49:00 -
[42]
Posting in a goon thread.
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Korovyov
Cool Story Bro
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Posted - 2009.10.06 13:12:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Bethany Blaze
Posting in an EPIC goon thread.
wut
(Fixed.)
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Lag Generator
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2009.10.06 13:57:00 -
[44]
The best part is how goons have produced three threads full of rage by doing absolutely nothing.
Except blowing up Tesal's precious EVE cemetery, but that was a while ago.
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Lindsay Logan
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Posted - 2009.10.06 14:03:00 -
[45]
I like the Max reference 
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Poo Ka'hontas
Amarr
Royal Amarr Institute
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Posted - 2009.10.06 14:11:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Lag Generator
The best part is how goons have produced three threads full of rage by doing absolutely nothing.
Except blowing up Tesal's precious EVE cemetery, but that was a while ago.
You have produced nothing Goon.. It is pathetic to come here and try to take credit for this!
This is Tesal's doing.. We are all laughing at you Goon But Goons are so "yesterday" that we will soon laugh no more..
You are just anoying at this point.. like the litle bee's you are.
So fly away litle spit-stained Goon. You amuse us no more..
Sig removed, needs to be EVE related. Zymurgist |
Bethany Blaze
Amarr
Cool Story Bro
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Posted - 2009.10.06 14:19:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Poo Ka'hontas
Originally by: Lag Generator
The best part is how goons have produced three threads full of rage by doing absolutely nothing.
Except blowing up Tesal's precious EVE cemetery, but that was a while ago.
You have produced nothing Goon.. It is pathetic to come here and try to take credit for this!
This is Tesal's doing.. We are all laughing at you Goon But Goons are so "yesterday" that we will soon laugh no more..
You are just anoying at this point.. like the litle bee's you are.
So fly away litle spit-stained Goon. You amuse us no more..
u mad?
0/10 spitting is so 11th century. Try harder.
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Sanguis Fluibant
Amarr
The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club
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Posted - 2009.10.06 14:22:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Bethany Blaze
quote]
u mad?
0/10 spitting is so 11th century. Try harder.
and reading comprehension fail is so.. 21st century? dont try... at all??
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RedSplat
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Posted - 2009.10.06 14:55:00 -
[49]
He loved that graveyard so much 
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep.
I am always here.
Watching.
Waiting.
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Awesome Possum
Imperium Signal Corps
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Posted - 2009.10.06 16:17:00 -
[50]
i ♥ goons
♥
Wreck Disposal Services |
Bhaumut
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Posted - 2009.10.06 16:37:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Awesome Possum
i ♥ goons
You would, they are poster boys for basement virgins and repressed cubical workers everywhere.
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Bethany Blaze
Amarr
Cool Story Bro
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Posted - 2009.10.06 17:35:00 -
[52]
Edited by: Bethany Blaze on 06/10/2009 17:37:27
Originally by: Sanguis Fluibant
Originally by: Bethany Blaze
quote]
u mad?
0/10 spitting is so 11th century. Try harder.
and reading comprehension fail is so.. 21st century? dont try... at all??
Because "spit-stained Goon" is serious business, right?
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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.10.06 17:52:00 -
[53]
Oh, you poor sad Goons, being smacked around by "pubbies".
Hmmm...11th Century basement dwelling virgins. I think we have the makings of a new MMO here. Oh wait, its been done.
There is more to this story Goons. Keep bringing fools here to post.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Mittani alt says hi.
I win. You lose.
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Korovyov
Cool Story Bro
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Posted - 2009.10.06 17:57:00 -
[54]
I had some terrible insomnia over the spring. I saw a doctor about it but he wouldn't give me anything. So it turned out I developed a multiple personality disorder. It started that I was a goon when I slept... sleep gooning. By the time I finally figured it out, it was one of those Tyler Durden moments, you know? With the collapsing buildings and hellcat in hand.
Only I didn't have the collapsing buildings or the hellcat. Just the creepy multiple personality disorder and a nasty gunshot wound in my neck.
It's apparently a highly contagious virus. GoonFlu. True story.
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Butcher Bien
The Mucking Fuppets
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Posted - 2009.10.06 18:35:00 -
[55]
I'm pretty sure goonies are deep throating this guy right now.
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Butcher Bien
The Mucking Fuppets
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Posted - 2009.10.06 18:40:00 -
[56]
And look at that laggenerator guy, he is emo raging hard lol.
Calm down bro.
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Awesome Possum
Imperium Signal Corps
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Posted - 2009.10.06 19:18:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Bhaumut
Originally by: Awesome Possum
i ♥ goons
You would, they are poster boys for basement virgins and repressed cubical workers everywhere.
So you love them, too!
Let us gather in your basement and love them together while your mom bakes some cookies.
♥
Wreck Disposal Services |
Dawts
The Order of the EyE
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Posted - 2009.10.06 19:19:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Butcher Bien
I'm pretty sure goonies are deep throating this guy right now.
And look at that laggenerator guy, he is emo raging hard lol.
Calm down bro.
Are we reading the same thread? Only one raging here is you and tesal. He's just tugging at the coattails of goons trying to get some e-fame. Annoying troll is annoying, how many threads do we need about goons not blobbing a high sec POS?
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Butcher Bien
The Mucking Fuppets
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Posted - 2009.10.06 19:34:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Dawts
Are we reading the same thread? Only one raging here is you and tesal. He's just tugging at the coattails of goons trying to get some e-fame. Annoying troll is annoying, how many threads do we need about goons not blobbing a high sec POS?
This POS has goons afraid to post with their mains?
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xxxak
Caldari
No Limit Productions
Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2009.10.06 19:39:00 -
[60]
Lead me Master Tesal! Lead me!!
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eyesee you
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Posted - 2009.10.06 19:52:00 -
[61]
you have my sword
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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.10.06 19:57:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Dawts
Originally by: Butcher Bien
I'm pretty sure goonies are deep throating this guy right now.
And look at that laggenerator guy, he is emo raging hard lol.
Calm down bro.
Are we reading the same thread? Only one raging here is you and tesal. He's just tugging at the coattails of goons trying to get some e-fame. Annoying troll is annoying, how many threads do we need about goons not blobbing a high sec POS?
E-fame...hehe, that is not what I want, I spent most of my EvE career satisfied being invisible, which is the best way to kill people imho, because they don't know you are there until they are dead, and after the deed is done they don't know who to get revenge on. But this was too good an opportunity to pass up. I am simply griefing Goons and am abusing their Jihad failure and horrible empty memes to no end as a means to mock their leaders and beat them at their own game. I'm doing the best I can here, have a heart. And no, this is not simply a troll, I really do have Karttoon's corpse, he really did die, and Goons really are fools.
Mostly I am waiting to spring my trap so I can finish off Goons. I hope they post some more so I can do that. So far they have avoided the obvious bait. They might fall for it though because they think they are invincible. The least painful option for Goons at this point, if they have an ounce of brains, is to accept that their CEO/false prophet was assassinated in empire, and that they are a failure at Jihad.
There is an alternative that is available to Goons that is even more hilarious. It is a tale of maximum self ownage. It won't be funny though unless Goons fall for my trap. It requires that they admit the full extent of their own stupidity. But I laugh either way because I know what they know, and there is absolutely nothing they can do about it either way.
Why do you think they are so ****ed off?
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Mittani alt says hi. I win. You lose. For the honor of spit stained basement dwelling virgins. |
Dawts
The Order of the EyE
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Posted - 2009.10.06 20:02:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Butcher Bien
Originally by: Dawts
Are we reading the same thread? Only one raging here is you and tesal. He's just tugging at the coattails of goons trying to get some e-fame. Annoying troll is annoying, how many threads do we need about goons not blobbing a high sec POS?
This POS has goons afraid to post with their mains?
Fear of what? Another threadnaught of tesal going "Waaaah the goons won't pay attention to me"?
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Awesome Possum
Imperium Signal Corps
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Posted - 2009.10.06 20:19:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Dawts
Originally by: Butcher Bien
Originally by: Dawts
Are we reading the same thread? Only one raging here is you and tesal. He's just tugging at the coattails of goons trying to get some e-fame. Annoying troll is annoying, how many threads do we need about goons not blobbing a high sec POS?
This POS has goons afraid to post with their mains?
Fear of what? Another threadnaught of tesal going "Waaaah the goons won't pay attention to me"?
Tesal is Rwanda? c/d
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Wreck Disposal Services |
PostmasterGeneral
Minmatar
yo i'm posting
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Posted - 2009.10.06 20:36:00 -
[65]
cool story bro is a great corp name
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Dawts
The Order of the EyE
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Posted - 2009.10.06 20:41:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Awesome Possum
Tesal is Rwanda? c/d
Finkle is Einhorn? c/d
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Lag Generator
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2009.10.06 21:04:00 -
[67]
It's kinda peculiar how among all the other delusions, the OP can't wrap his head around the idea that nobody except him, a (former) EVE graveyard owner, gives a damn about corpses in EVE.
Particularly about one belonging to guy whose corpses aren't exactly hard to come by, considering he's suicided more ships that perhaps anybody else in the game.
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Butcher Bien
The Mucking Fuppets
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Posted - 2009.10.06 21:27:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Lag Generator
It's kinda peculiar how among all the other delusions, the OP can't wrap his head around the idea that nobody except him, a (former) EVE graveyard owner, gives a damn about corpses in EVE.
Particularly about one belonging to guy whose corpses aren't exactly hard to come by, considering he's suicided more ships that perhaps anybody else in the game.
Weird that more people care about this corpse lover than goonswarm.
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Bethany Blaze
Amarr
Cool Story Bro
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Posted - 2009.10.06 21:29:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Butcher Bien
Weird that more people care about this corpse lover than goonswarm.
I care about you. Deeply. 
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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.10.06 21:29:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Bethany Blaze
Originally by: Butcher Bien
Weird that more people care about this corpse lover than goonswarm.
I care about you. Deeply.
Group hug.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Mittani alt says hi. I win. You lose. For the honor of spit stained basement dwelling virgins. |
Dawts
The Order of the EyE
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Posted - 2009.10.06 21:32:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Butcher Bien
Weird that more people care about this corpse lover than goonswarm.
I think you undervalue the goons impact on your game.
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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.10.06 21:35:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Lag Generator
It's kinda peculiar how among all the other delusions, the OP can't wrap his head around the idea that nobody except him, a (former) EVE graveyard owner, gives a damn about corpses in EVE.
Particularly about one belonging to guy whose corpses aren't exactly hard to come by, considering he's suicided more ships that perhaps anybody else in the game.
He didn't lose this one to suicide though. I happen to think it is kind of ironic seeing as the guy who said he would kill me, is himself DEAD, and lies in the POS he said he would destroy. HE IS DEAD, AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT. Cry some more. Let it out. That is right. It will be OK. I just hope other other people on C&P don't take advantage of you in your moment of grief. Fool.
And I have never owned a graveyard.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Mittani alt says hi. I win. You lose. For the honor of spit stained basement dwelling virgins. |
Butcher Bien
The Mucking Fuppets
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Posted - 2009.10.06 21:36:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Dawts
I think you undervalue the goons impact on your game.
Hard to undervalue zero.
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Bethany Blaze
Amarr
Cool Story Bro
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Posted - 2009.10.06 21:40:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Tesal
Originally by: Bethany Blaze
Originally by: Butcher Bien
Weird that more people care about this corpse lover than goonswarm.
I care about you. Deeply.
Group hug.
If it were up to me....
/thread
You know it's a beautiful ending. We can even toss rose crowns and floral dresses to each other.
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2009.10.06 21:43:00 -
[75]
The first thread was interesting.
The more this continues it makes Tesal look more and more like a nerd rage deal...honestly I applaud your first thread/smack attempt, this though, is just getting old.
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Lag Generator
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2009.10.06 21:44:00 -
[76]
What are your thoughts about DBRB and Epsilon squad (they were the ones advising goons not to shoot your POS, claiming it was a trap).
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Awesome Possum
Imperium Signal Corps
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Posted - 2009.10.06 21:45:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Dawts
Originally by: Awesome Possum
Tesal is Rwanda? c/d
Finkle is Einhorn? c/d
the laces were ****ing IN, dude.
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Butcher Bien
The Mucking Fuppets
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Posted - 2009.10.06 21:52:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Lag Generator
What are your thoughts about DBRB and Epsilon squad (they were the ones advising goons not to shoot your POS, claiming it was a trap).
dbrb is an over weight fa ggot and goonswarm in general are cowards. I mean were you afraid you were gonna get hotdropped, or DD'd? Or how about losing some more ships and having us laugh you more than we already are? We would hate to hurt your e-feeling so that your e-friends will be disappointed that you got trolled at your own game.
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Chack'Nul
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Posted - 2009.10.06 22:14:00 -
[79]
Sure is people being mad in here.
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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.10.06 23:24:00 -
[80]
Edited by: Tesal on 06/10/2009 23:28:27
Originally by: Lag Generator
What are your thoughts about DBRB and Epsilon squad (they were the ones advising goons not to shoot your POS, claiming it was a trap).
You are a fool Goon. This is why I spit on you, and your pathetic leaders. It is nice to know you cared enough to debate whether or not to chicken out before you actually chickened out. This is nothing more than willful cowardice. This is why your Jihad is worthless. And now your leader lies dead.
Why are you giving me bullets for my gun? I will only shoot you with them.
Originally by: Barakkus
The first thread was interesting.
The more this continues it makes Tesal look more and more like a nerd rage deal...honestly I applaud your first thread/smack attempt, this though, is just getting old.
I am hoping to wrap this up soon. But I will drag this out to the bitter end as long as Goons keep giving me free shots at them over their stupidity and their failures that are only outstretched by their arrogance.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Mittani alt says hi. I win. You lose. For the honor of spit stained basement dwelling virgins. |
Vars Shaylo
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.10.07 00:38:00 -
[81]
Hmmm...methinks Tesal=Goon Alt.
Good smack thread, 7/10, maybe an Eight.
Still, FAKE!
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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.10.07 00:49:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Vars Shaylo
Hmmm...methinks Tesal=Goon Alt.
Good smack thread, 7/10, maybe an Eight.
Still, FAKE!
Nope, this is the real deal.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Mittani alt says hi. I win. You lose. For the honor of spit stained basement dwelling virgins. |
Pajama Sam
Red Federation
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Posted - 2009.10.07 01:17:00 -
[83]
This thread is rapidly making me lose faith in humanity. 
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Taedrin
Gallente
The Space Bar South
The Compass
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Posted - 2009.10.07 02:30:00 -
[84]
*grabs popcorn and sits back*
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Dawts
The Order of the EyE
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Posted - 2009.10.07 04:16:00 -
[85]
I'm not sure how me exploring different ways to play the game and joining a few different types of corps make me an alt.
I guess I'm a goon fanboi because I can look at the situation realistically and realize that an alliance with thousands of players could smash you into the ground if they really cared.
I wonder why no one wants to go to highsec and take out a tower. It's even more boring and hardners + ECM = lame. Attacking a tower that the owner is asking not only defeats the purpose of blowing it up, but actually does scream bait.
Also I'm curious as to how you obtained his corpse, not that you'll say anyway.
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Nevilz Haze
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Posted - 2009.10.07 08:20:00 -
[86]
Wow - I had no idea goons turned into such suckage...
LoL - they were never more than a silly zerg anyways, but now they cant even take a 4 person corp. Hell, I am full mining spec, but I wouldnt shy away at some pew pew with these jokers.
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Karadan Kaarwen
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Posted - 2009.10.07 09:20:00 -
[87]
Where can i find the goon rage the OP is talking about?
I wanna read it.
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buttesauce
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Posted - 2009.10.07 10:54:00 -
[88]
if you really want to get back at them then anchor a tower in NOL
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Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
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Posted - 2009.10.07 11:45:00 -
[89]
Quote:
I guess I'm a goon fanboi because I can look at the situation realistically and realize that an alliance with thousands of players could smash you into the ground if they really cared.
I wonder why no one wants to go to highsec and take out a tower. It's even more boring and hardners + ECM = lame.
You realy dont 'get' what this whole affair was about do you?
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Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer
"I've got a couple of Strippers on my ship... and they just love to dance!"
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mcnuggetlol
Amarr
Via Crucis Inc.
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Posted - 2009.10.07 11:57:00 -
[90]
Fantastic.
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Princess Nimotehp
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Posted - 2009.10.07 12:07:00 -
[91]
Originally by: Dawts
I'm not sure how me exploring different ways to play the game and joining a few different types of corps make me an alt.
I guess I'm a goon fanboi because I can look at the situation realistically and realize that an alliance with thousands of players could smash you into the ground if they really cared.
I wonder why no one wants to go to highsec and take out a tower. It's even more boring and hardners + ECM = lame. Attacking a tower that the owner is asking not only defeats the purpose of blowing it up, but actually does scream bait.
Also I'm curious as to how you obtained his corpse, not that you'll say anyway.
Guess NOW is a good time for you to stop posting.. 
I am lead to believe that:
a) You are under the age of 15
b) You are not the brightest sun in the universe
c) You have not read the previous postings (in this portfolio of fun)
d) A good combination of all of the above.
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Dawts
The Order of the EyE
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Posted - 2009.10.07 13:36:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Princess Nimotehp
Originally by: Dawts
I'm not sure how me exploring different ways to play the game and joining a few different types of corps make me an alt.
I guess I'm a goon fanboi because I can look at the situation realistically and realize that an alliance with thousands of players could smash you into the ground if they really cared.
I wonder why no one wants to go to highsec and take out a tower. It's even more boring and hardners + ECM = lame. Attacking a tower that the owner is asking not only defeats the purpose of blowing it up, but actually does scream bait.
Also I'm curious as to how you obtained his corpse, not that you'll say anyway.
Guess NOW is a good time for you to stop posting..
I am lead to believe that:
a) You are under the age of 15
b) You are not the brightest sun in the universe
c) You have not read the previous postings (in this portfolio of fun)
d) A good combination of all of the above.
I'd LOVE to hear how you came to that conclusion.
I know about the "jihad" but you guys are taking this RP bull**** too serious. I feel like I'm reading 100 posts by snot shot. My whole point is we don't need 3 ****ing threads saying "OMGZ like I told goons to blow up my tower, and liek they didn't. no honour, I spit on them, etc etc more RP crap"
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Butcher Bien
The Mucking Fuppets
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Posted - 2009.10.07 15:17:00 -
[93]
Originally by: Dawts
I'd LOVE to hear how you came to that conclusion.
I know about the "jihad" but you guys are taking this RP bull**** too serious. I feel like I'm reading 100 posts by snot shot. My whole point is we don't need 3 ****ing threads saying "OMGZ like I told goons to blow up my tower, and liek they didn't. no honour, I spit on them, etc etc more RP crap"
You don't "get" what is happening here, do you? You do realize that a certain group within goonswarm said they were gonna cleanse this system with holy fire. This group stated this was their only mission in EvE. They failed. And we are laughing at them while they hide behind alts like you. goons are mad~~ because we are laughing at them exactly how they laugh at others. Tesal is cramming his POS c ock down their throats.
If you want these threads to stop, kill the POS. Pretty simple.
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Dawts
The Order of the EyE
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Posted - 2009.10.07 15:51:00 -
[94]
Originally by: Butcher Bien
Originally by: Dawts
I'd LOVE to hear how you came to that conclusion.
I know about the "jihad" but you guys are taking this RP bull**** too serious. I feel like I'm reading 100 posts by snot shot. My whole point is we don't need 3 ****ing threads saying "OMGZ like I told goons to blow up my tower, and liek they didn't. no honour, I spit on them, etc etc more RP crap"
You don't "get" what is happening here, do you? You do realize that a certain group within goonswarm said they were gonna cleanse this system with holy fire. This group stated this was their only mission in EvE. They failed. And we are laughing at them while they hide behind alts like you. goons are mad~~ because we are laughing at them exactly how they laugh at others. Tesal is cramming his POS c ock down their throats.
If you want these threads to stop, kill the POS. Pretty simple.
What you don't "get" is that goons are creating threadnaughts and trolling you by doing nothing at all.
Also, it's more likely that tesal is a goon alt than I am.
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Nico McBrain
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Posted - 2009.10.07 16:05:00 -
[95]
Poasting un a Goaun tred
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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.10.07 17:03:00 -
[96]
Originally by: Dawts
Edited by: Dawts on 07/10/2009 15:58:38
Originally by: Butcher Bien
Originally by: Dawts
I'd LOVE to hear how you came to that conclusion.
I know about the "jihad" but you guys are taking this RP bull**** too serious. I feel like I'm reading 100 posts by snot shot. My whole point is we don't need 3 ****ing threads saying "OMGZ like I told goons to blow up my tower, and liek they didn't. no honour, I spit on them, etc etc more RP crap"
You don't "get" what is happening here, do you? You do realize that a certain group within goonswarm said they were gonna cleanse this system with holy fire. This group stated this was their only mission in EvE. They failed. And we are laughing at them while they hide behind alts like you. goons are mad~~ because we are laughing at them exactly how they laugh at others. Tesal is cramming his POS c ock down their throats.
If you want these threads to stop, kill the POS. Pretty simple.
What you don't "get" is that goons are creating threadnaughts and trolling you by doing nothing at all.
Also, it's more likely that tesal is a goon alt than I am.
edit: 0 kills and 4 losses recorded by battleclinic? Pot, meet kettle.
You just got flagged son, and locked into an associative connection. Why you do that? You are a perfectly good pvp alt that you could use to do a corp theft or spy, or whatever you do. You are a regular Einstein.
I blew someone up yesterday. Its not on that killboard? How is that possible?
Anyways fool, you keep bumping this thread for some reason, like you need to prove something. You seem kind of angry too. Calm down. I have a pepsi for you...oh sorry, I drank it. **** off.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Mittani alt says hi. I win. You lose. For the honor of spit stained basement dwelling virgins. |
Dawts
The Order of the EyE
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Posted - 2009.10.07 17:14:00 -
[97]
Edited by: Dawts on 07/10/2009 17:23:34
wtf are you doing? Edit your post and EvE mail me before you do anything stupid like that again.
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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.10.07 17:30:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Dawts
Edited by: Dawts on 07/10/2009 17:23:34
wtf are you doing? Edit your post and EvE mail me before you do anything stupid like that again.
What...you eve mail me why I should edit it. You just accused me of being a Goon alt. Which I am neither.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Mittani alt says hi. I win. You lose. For the honor of spit stained basement dwelling virgins. |
Dawts
The Order of the EyE
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Posted - 2009.10.07 17:46:00 -
[99]
Last post in this thread, I was telling you to edit your post because my post was 99% directed at butcher and I wasn't talking about your killboard at all. I don't really think your an alt, but I'm just trying to compate my likelyhood to goonism to someone else. Since I have to explain all this it is kind of ruining the fun of this thread.
I'm not a goon, I doubt Tesal is a goon, this thread is no longer fun.
GL in whatever future plans you brew up.
Also you can "unflag" me (Whatever that means) as I'm not a corp thief, any of my previous corps will tell you that I never stole/scammed/even blew up a blue ship.
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Tesal
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Posted - 2009.10.07 18:00:00 -
[100]
Forums are forever. That is just the way it is.
never stop posting...with alts.
Now you know what it is to be owned. Mittani alt says hi. I win. You lose. For the honor of spit stained basement dwelling virgins. |
MechaMouse
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Posted - 2009.10.07 18:43:00 -
[101]
Originally by: Tesal
Group hug.
Never stop posting.
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EdFromHumanResources
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.08 08:09:00 -
[102]
Originally by: Tesal
Forums are forever. That is just the way it is.
Quoting a bump so this thread can keep on a rollin.
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Lag Generator
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2009.10.08 12:32:00 -
[103]
Bumping for more goon tears and nerdrage.
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