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n00n3r
Malicious Destruction
War Against the Manifest
3
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Posted - 2011.09.19 03:22:00 -
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This post is intended for the record books in case someone decides to do some research on these characters before recruitment.
Character Names:
TheExtruder
Arrtidius
Odis Franty
Any questions regarding the actual theft may be directed to me via eve-mail.
Yes, I recruited him, even with the god-awe full names. jokes on me :D
Sadly no screenshot is available, I do have one of a kitten though if needed :D
anyways, happy flaming!
ciao!
n00n |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
265
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Posted - 2011.09.19 03:39:00 -
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Hey there, guyGÇöwhat's up? |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
265
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Posted - 2011.09.19 03:40:00 -
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I have never heard of you so I guess what I would like to know is first what could you have had that would have been worth stealing, secondly why did you store these things in corporation hangars instead of in your private hangar and third why did you give these people roles when there is pretty much no reason to give anyone roles? |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Limitless Inc.
58
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Posted - 2011.09.19 03:46:00 -
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n00n3r stole several seconds of my life |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
269
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Posted - 2011.09.19 04:10:00 -
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Misanth wrote:n00n3r stole several seconds of my life
But don't you worry I am here to take back every second and share it with you we will never be apart so long as we got each other you and me have gotta be the luckiest dreamers that never quit dreaming. |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Limitless Inc.
60
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Posted - 2011.09.19 04:28:00 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote:Misanth wrote:n00n3r stole several seconds of my life But don't you worry I am here to take back every second and share it with you we will never be apart so long as we got each other you and me have gotta be the luckiest dreamers that never quit dreaming.
I'm dreaming of a white christmas |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
277
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Posted - 2011.09.19 04:31:00 -
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I'm not gonna lie buddy I am starting to feel like either you're playing hard to get or maybe you're giving me the cold shoulder because I am trying my best to love you and you're not reciprocating with that +rep of love baby what's wrong why don't we cuddle like we used to do |
Levarris Hawk
Axis of Blood
37
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Posted - 2011.09.19 04:31:00 -
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Misanth wrote:Lyris Nairn wrote:Misanth wrote:n00n3r stole several seconds of my life But don't you worry I am here to take back every second and share it with you we will never be apart so long as we got each other you and me have gotta be the luckiest dreamers that never quit dreaming. I'm dreaming of a white christmas
Bigotry! |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Limitless Inc.
65
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Posted - 2011.09.19 04:34:00 -
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Lyris, I love about 10% of your posts, maybe a bit less but I struggle to catch up (you gotta remember that men at 30+ needs some bouncing of those boobs, showing skin isn't enough) as you simply arn't exciting enough. Somehow that dropkick volcano might heat me up more than the current state, actually, isn't it a bit sad? I'm sure we can work something out, but right now, only isk or bouncing boobs would be able to distract me. |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
277
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Posted - 2011.09.19 04:37:00 -
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Misanth wrote:Lyris, I love about 10% of your posts, maybe a bit less but I struggle to catch up (you gotta remember that men at 30+ needs some bouncing of those boobs, showing skin isn't enough) as you simply arn't exciting enough. Somehow that dropkick volcano might heat me up more than the current state, actually, isn't it a bit sad? I'm sure we can work something out, but right now, only isk or bouncing boobs would be able to distract me.
Well you are welcome to join me on jabber or mumble and we can talk about stuff in greater detail but I would much prefer not lose my ability to post just so you can see some bouncing bosoms which I suppose is very odd for me to say considering that I am a member of Theta Squad (best squad), but hey if in some off chance you were to gain access to the Theta Squad Bosom Thread then I think you would be very happy with what you see there. |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Limitless Inc.
68
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Posted - 2011.09.19 05:16:00 -
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Now, that is a post I can like. |
Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
16
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Posted - 2011.09.19 05:46:00 -
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After a long session including alcohol playing eve - cybering, pretending have vag on certain toonz, role playing etc etc nothing is more sobering than taking your right hand and rubbing a few times underneath your hairy ballsac - retracting and sniffing the cheese on your sticky paw just to remind yourself that fantasy is not reality and you are not that pretty eve toon in rl. |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
291
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Posted - 2011.09.19 05:51:00 -
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Sounds like you need to wash your balls. |
Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
16
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Posted - 2011.09.19 05:56:00 -
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perhaps - however the scary thing is that given the power of influence that words have - how many people will actually rub their balls and then subsequently duly sniff as a consequence of reading what i previously typed? |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
292
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Posted - 2011.09.19 06:01:00 -
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I personally did not halt playing Pokemon White with one hand while eating popcorn with the other; though, I suppose I did at some point pause in the popcorn consumption, since I took the time to post. |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Limitless Inc.
72
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Posted - 2011.09.19 07:49:00 -
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Singeabooty Raj wrote:perhaps - however the scary thing is that given the power of influence that words have - how many people will actually rub their balls and then subsequently duly sniff as a consequence of reading what i previously typed?
My reaction to your post was rather confusion. I'm trying to find that "pretty eve toon" you are talking about. |
mikeh24
UNITED STAR SYNDICATE
ROMANIAN-LEGION
6
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Posted - 2011.09.19 11:19:00 -
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Misanth wrote:Singeabooty Raj wrote:perhaps - however the scary thing is that given the power of influence that words have - how many people will actually rub their balls and then subsequently duly sniff as a consequence of reading what i previously typed? My reaction to your post was rather confusion. I'm trying to find that "pretty eve toon" you are talking about.
Through deciphering this conversation I speculate all these 'pretty eve toons' are located in the 'Theta Squad Bosom Thread.' Any questions regarding my practices are not welcome. |
Austneal
Fevered Imaginings
1
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Posted - 2011.09.19 13:11:00 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote:Well you are welcome to join me on jabber or mumble and we can talk about stuff in greater detail but I would much prefer not lose my ability to post just so you can see some bouncing bosoms which I suppose is very odd for me to say considering that I am a member of Theta Squad (best squad), but hey if in some off chance you were to gain access to the Theta Squad Bosom Thread then I think you would be very happy with what you see there.
Lyris Nairn wrote:I'm not gonna lie buddy I am starting to feel like either you're playing hard to get or maybe you're giving me the cold shoulder because I am trying my best to love you and you're not reciprocating with that +rep of love baby what's wrong why don't we cuddle like we used to do
Why do you hate punctuation so much? |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
301
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Posted - 2011.09.19 13:37:00 -
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I hate punctuation because first of all this is c and p so you can take any criticism you have of me and mine and shove it where the sun don't shine and secondly because sometimes I post from a really stupid little laptop keyboard where it is hard for me to read the punctuation keys because they are positioned in really odd places along the side of the typing surface and let me tell you man I do not care one bit whether or not this makes it difficult for you to read my posts and finally and most importantly I hate punctuation because punctuation kicked my dog when he was a puppy and hes been angry ever since but for real if you want to know the truth I just turn on the cruise control for stupidity and mockery most of the time when I am posting on forums dot eve online dot com especially in nonsense places like c and p or in caod because be honest man the overall quality of posts in these forums cant really get any worse also please note that I did use two punctuation marks in this post. |
Austneal
Fevered Imaginings
1
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Posted - 2011.09.19 13:43:00 -
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Your troll-fu is weak |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
402
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Posted - 2011.09.19 13:52:00 -
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I don't think you "get" GoonSwarm, buddy. We're not here to "troll," you and then ask if you're a gelatin-based dessert dish. |
Austneal
Fevered Imaginings
1
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Posted - 2011.09.19 14:01:00 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote:I don't think you "get" GoonSwarm, buddy. We're not here to "troll," you and then ask if you're a gelatin-based dessert dish.
I don't think you get GoonSwarm |
Barakkus
701
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Posted - 2011.09.19 19:13:00 -
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Who would recruit someone named Lyris Nairn, TheExtruder, Arrtidius, Odis Franty or n00n3r? |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Limitless Inc.
91
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Posted - 2011.09.19 21:37:00 -
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Barakkus wrote:Who would recruit someone named Lyris Nairn, TheExtruder, Arrtidius, Odis Franty or n00n3r?
Someone named Misanth might. But then, he's not the CEO for a reason. |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
4916
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Posted - 2011.11.30 20:22:00 -
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Singeabooty Raj wrote:After a long session including alcohol playing eve - cybering, pretending have vag on certain toonz, role playing etc etc nothing is more sobering than taking your right hand and rubbing a few times underneath your hairy ballsac - retracting and sniffing the cheese on your sticky paw just to remind yourself that fantasy is not reality and you are not that pretty eve toon in rl.
Wasn't it you who contacted me the other day with a request to join Goonswarm?
We should talk.
Sky Captain of Your Heart;
Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com;
Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM
I am the Pubbie Whisperer |
Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
119
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Posted - 2011.12.01 14:19:00 -
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Alas Lyris my access to the internet is limited to ad hoc at the minute due to relocation.
My personal computer is currently only operational and connected to the web in my mothers basement / my old command bunker.
Often I am full to the gut with red wine and forget what activities I endeavour to do in New Eden on a daily basis.
The chat logs are often horrible and make me consider why I have isolated myself from a normal social life.
To be honest that post I made that you referenced was made at almost 6am UK time which means I was bladdered true nightcrawler style.
I confirm everything and deny all.
And yes I am a fan on the 1980s tv cartoon Centurians
Black Man with Goggles |
Celery Man
Talocan Mining And Industrial
Talocan United
12
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Posted - 2011.12.01 15:27:00 -
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I came hoping to see someone getting trolled to no end in the standard C&P way
Instead I found a bizzare and sexual adventure that reached deep into the human mind.
10/10 would recommend to friends and family |
Ifly Uwalk
Concentrated Evil
44
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Posted - 2011.12.01 15:49:00 -
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At first I was like 
But then I was like |
Probably Smashed
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
31
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Posted - 2011.12.01 16:42:00 -
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we're not obligated to like everything lyris posts, we just do it anyway |
Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
120
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Posted - 2011.12.01 17:35:00 -
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manly pheramones have that effect
Black Man with Goggles |
Killstealing
Broski Enterprises
Elite Space Guild
178
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Posted - 2011.12.01 21:13:00 -
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Singeabooty Raj wrote:manly pheramones have that effect
no I am pretty sure lyris is all feminine wyles |
Killstealing
Broski Enterprises
Elite Space Guild
178
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Posted - 2011.12.01 21:13:00 -
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WE WERE GANKED |
CptConorado
Prophets of Freedom
0
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Posted - 2011.12.02 04:39:00 -
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I have goggles. |
Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery
Dead On Arrival Alliance
436
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Posted - 2011.12.02 14:00:00 -
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n00n3r is a corp thief and a stinky liar! Don't go near him!
Any questions by Eve-mail
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"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |
Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
120
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Posted - 2011.12.02 14:33:00 -
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Yes, forget not that this thread is to serve as a bookmark in time for the record books detailing the dastardly, devious and despicable space crimes commited by n00n3r against his kindred capsuleers.
Black Man with Goggles |
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