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Velocity Prime
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.10.18 22:43:00 -
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It has been a year since the formation of Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service, and we have never been stronger. Carebear tears continue to flow galaxy-wide, as our numbers slowly increase with like-minded players who are not content with playing the game how all of EVE would have us. Rather we continue to venture forth, breaking new ground in tear extraction techniques, never relenting on our continuing quest toward that of total awesomeness.
Over the course of this last year, TEARS has been war decced 20 times by mercenary groups and angry mission runners alike, but much to their chagrin, we have continued our operations unimpeded by their failed attempts. Miners have lost their Hulks, while countless mission runners have lost their precious, faction fitted ships to our members - members who then return that hoarded wealth back into EVE's economy. Likewise, we have dismantled alliances that have opposed us, or that have gotten in the way of our progress.
We've salvaged billions of ISK worth of salvage, rescuing it from the clutches of greedy mission runners, increasing the supply of salvage and lowering the price of rigs for all of the citizens of New Eden. Server lag has also seen improvements due to our activities, decreasing the amount of free floating debris in space, in turn freeing up valuable system resources for the game's servers.
Let me assure the citizens of New Eden that we here at TEARS will continue to strive to bring adventure, excitement, and LOL's to the eager ears of our fans and allies, while our enemies continue to curl themselves into little balls of fail and cry themselves to sleep each night, hoping in vain that a reprieve is on the way. The only reprieve they will receive however is that of the monotony of their missions being interrupted, and the opportunity for them to engage other players in this wild concept of an MMO that we all know and love, EVE Online.
Thank you pod pilots of New Eden, and thank you CCP for giving us the opportunity to serve you. Time certainly flies when you're having fun.
Happy birthday, TEARS!
Velocity Prime CEO Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service CEO Suddenly Ninjas
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Marko Riva
Adamant Inc.
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Posted - 2009.10.18 23:05:00 -
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<3
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SetrakDark
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Posted - 2009.10.18 23:13:00 -
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lol well done
huzzah
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Taross
Caldari People with Guns Initiative Associates
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Posted - 2009.10.18 23:21:00 -
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Happy birthday!
Have you guys "liberated" a cake somewhere already? Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed dimensions of 400x120 pixels and filesize of 24000 bytes -Sahwoolo Etoophie |
Velocity Prime
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.10.18 23:23:00 -
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Originally by: Taross
Have you guys "liberated" a cake somewhere already?
No cakes have been liberated as of yet, but that's a fine idea.
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jimmyjam
Gallente Sinner Among Saints Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2009.10.18 23:26:00 -
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Congrats and i wish thee many hoes and fortys and stuff..,.
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Logit Probit
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Posted - 2009.10.18 23:31:00 -
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Keep up the good work.
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FU22
Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.10.18 23:59:00 -
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Happy birthday
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Srialia
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.10.19 00:32:00 -
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Can you liberate our website from the clutches of The Incompetent Web Host while you're working on the cake? Just, you know. When you get a spare moment. =P
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Pater Peccavi
Minmatar Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2009.10.19 02:34:00 -
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She get it pop it lock it drop it dat birthday cake Got a candle need to blow dat crazy flame away _________
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JordanParey
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.10.19 02:44:00 -
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Originally by: Pater Peccavi She get it pop it lock it drop it dat birthday cake Got a candle need to blow dat crazy flame away
lol
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Vadania Amastacia
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2009.10.19 04:00:00 -
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Happy birthday, TEARS!
Ninja Salvagers FTW
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Whispi
Chimera Raiders MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2009.10.19 04:47:00 -
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Happy birthday fellows, may your salvage bins brim to overflowing, and tear jars do the same.
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Aiden Mourn
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.10.19 06:02:00 -
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Thanks for the lulz and good times gents...here's to many more to come.
/emote gets all choked up (and then quickly bolts for the tear jar)
o7, -Aiden
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Bongo Debbie
Minmatar Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.10.19 09:18:00 -
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Aw! Happy birthday ♥
It's been a pleasure flying with you, at least when I have been behaving
I always respected the way you happily take fledgling pilots under your wings and teach them the ropes. From your public channel I have seen many people starting with a positive attitude towards pvp.
Joint ops have been good fun with you guys and erm... thanks for tolerating my more mischevious moments ----
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iam nameless
Amarr Disgruntled Pilots Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.10.19 10:41:00 -
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Happy birthday :) and a free bump for extracting tears eve wide!
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RedSplat
Noir.
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Posted - 2009.10.19 10:44:00 -
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Happy Birthday to TEARS and its flagship corp the best Ninja Salvaging operation in New Eden, Suddenly Ninjas.
/Alumni signing off
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting.
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Kazacy
Caldari Cugir SA - Arms FACTORY
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Posted - 2009.10.19 12:23:00 -
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Happy birthday and keep up the good work.
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Riedle
Minmatar Raptus Regalitor Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.10.19 12:27:00 -
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Happy Birthday guys. You are what this game is all about.
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Kahega Amielden
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.10.19 14:40:00 -
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Quote: Have you guys "liberated" a cake somewhere already?
Yes; we're currently searching our loot piles for an exotic dancer to put into it
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Kage Toshimado
GK inc.
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Posted - 2009.10.19 14:47:00 -
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Happy B-day TEARS!!
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Schwa88
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.10.19 15:35:00 -
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Happy birthday fellas, keep those tears coming.
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Joe Starbreaker
Octavian Vanguard
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Posted - 2009.10.19 16:42:00 -
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Congratulations TEARS, it was fun being a part of the story, however briefly.
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FOl2TY8
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.19 16:57:00 -
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Originally by: Joe Starbreaker Congratulations TEARS, it was fun being a part of the story, however briefly.
Empty quotin this
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Aqriue
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Posted - 2009.10.19 17:25:00 -
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Ninja Salvager theme song - I don't know who is more failure, you/those guys or mission runners.
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Maddock Krug
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Posted - 2009.10.19 19:26:00 -
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What a big day.
Not only is there a good reason to party 23h from dt to dt, also the lost Hymn of Debris Section has been recovered.
Thank you very much, Aqriue. This makes this perfect day an even more perfect one!
Enjoy the party.
Mad
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Vall Kor
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.10.19 19:45:00 -
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o7 keep up the good work TEARS! Just imagine all that space junk floating around damaging innocent mission runner ships!
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war"
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives Beer and Smoke Federation
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Posted - 2009.10.19 20:07:00 -
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Stop jerking each other off in this thread. The interwebs will be filled with your horrid emissions
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EpiC Fa1L
Amarr Hedion University
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Posted - 2009.10.20 03:29:00 -
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Originally by: Bumblefck Stop jerking each other off in this thread. The interwebs will be filled with your horrid emissions
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We can't jerk each other off, that would be against the rules. Last one to finish has to eat the cookie
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Jester Jack
Minmatar Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2009.10.20 03:30:00 -
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<3 Happy Birthday
Originally by: Roemy Schneider waitwhat? when did jessica alba become a supercarrier?
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