Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 .. 28 :: one page |
|
Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 16 post(s) |
Linus Gorp
Ministry of Propaganda and Morale Black Marker
755
|
Posted - 2017.02.02 21:05:29 -
[781] - Quote
Van Doe wrote:joelinux wrote:During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.
As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy. Don't let anyone tell you that is wrong. I really like your kink. And I wich you good luck to get this implement by ccp Corpses can't say no Upload a picture of Chloe if you don't mind. #Op_for_csm He can't.. OP lost her some 4 (?) years ago..
When you don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, you come across as being so uneducated that your viewpoint can be safely dismissed. The literate is unlikely to learn much from the illiterate.
|
Van Doe
14
|
Posted - 2017.02.02 21:23:05 -
[782] - Quote
oh I feel sorry for him. Heartbreaking story But I hope he found a new love. But no love is like the first one.
I'm not trolling, I create content for everyone to enjoy.
afk cloaky in a system near you while posting in this forum.
|
Linus Gorp
Ministry of Propaganda and Morale Black Marker
755
|
Posted - 2017.02.02 23:31:25 -
[783] - Quote
joelinux wrote:Sad news. Due to a mixup in a contract, I lost Chloe on the open market, along with my slightly used Dramiel. So now, I am on the market.
If you would like to contribute to my dating life, please deposit your choice for my new companion in Jita 4-4.
I will pay 5 million for the corpse I choose as my latest love. Please Eve-mail me a story that details the personality and attractive features of the companion you are giving me. I will make my choice in one week's time.
Of course, either way, due to the fact that I'm going to have tons of companions, whoever I choose as my number one companion will have to learn how to share me.
So, again: contact to me in Jita 4-4, Evemail me a story about the companion, and if you win, I'll give you 5 mil.
Female companions only, please. I'm not into that other stuff. Here's the post in question from April 2013.
When you don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, you come across as being so uneducated that your viewpoint can be safely dismissed. The literate is unlikely to learn much from the illiterate.
|
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
3025
|
Posted - 2017.02.03 00:48:36 -
[784] - Quote
Van Doe wrote:I really like your kink. Love isn't a kink.
Van Doe wrote:Corpses can't say no Slaver hounds can't say no either, so that's not really a good argument.
Why don't we focus on treating corpses as people? Because they are people, after all. Some of us just care enough to want to clothe the unfortunate ones and continue taking care of them even after they've been through a horrific accident.
FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."
Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
|
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Singularity Expedition Services Singularity Syndicate
2112
|
Posted - 2017.02.03 00:56:10 -
[785] - Quote
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:Van Doe wrote:I really like your kink. Love isn't a kink. Van Doe wrote:Corpses can't say no Slaver hounds can't say no either, so that's not really a good argument. Why don't we focus on treating corpses as people? Because they are people, after all. Some of us just care enough to want to clothe the unfortunate ones and continue taking care of them even after they've been through a horrific accident.
So you mean they aren't so much 'dead' as 'life-challenged'?
Who are we to discriminate against them? |
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
27790
|
Posted - 2017.02.25 22:46:52 -
[786] - Quote
His name is Bob, all praise Bob.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
New Player FAQ
Feyd's Survival Pack
|
Dolorous Tremmens
Lightspeed Enterprises Goonswarm Federation
207
|
Posted - 2017.02.26 17:10:50 -
[787] - Quote
I will freely sign a consent form and have it microtattooed as a beautymark. That proviso said, I'm sure I would freely consent to myself doing whatever it would like with me. I have said in the past that I collect my former selves and on occasion become my former self due to selfless action like using a cyno. I stay calm even at the end knowing that I will probably end up in the loving arms of... myself.
I'm not narcissistic I just know who really really loves me the most. Me of course.
Get some Eve. Make it yours.
|
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
3031
|
Posted - 2017.02.26 17:43:28 -
[788] - Quote
I've never collected myself before, only others. I wonder what all the other mes are doing out there.
FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."
Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
|
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
27827
|
Posted - 2017.02.26 23:07:53 -
[789] - Quote
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:I've never collected myself before, only others. I wonder what all the other mes aren't doing out there. They're reincarnated on Clarkson Island.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
New Player FAQ
Feyd's Survival Pack
|
Jev North
Anshar Incorporated Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
697
|
Posted - 2017.03.07 06:39:56 -
[790] - Quote
Poranius Fisc wrote:Linus Gorp wrote:Poranius Fisc wrote:Jev North wrote:help I can't breathe If you die can I have your corpse? Ask someone for his corpse 4 years and 3 months after he posted in here Question still stands. 37 pages is a lot to read through, so I just went through the first two and didnt check dates.
Sure, it's not like I'll need it anymore.
To err is human, to forgive divine; neither are alliance policy.
|
|
Quinn Hatfield
The Scope Gallente Federation
111
|
Posted - 2017.03.29 22:47:09 -
[791] - Quote
/performs CPR on the thread...
To the front page
I don't burn bridges, I merely steal a bolt a day.
|
Bjorn Tyrson
EVE University Ivy League
421
|
Posted - 2017.03.29 23:40:33 -
[792] - Quote
+1 for dressing up corpses. while we are at it, can I have a freezer in my captains quarters where I can display said costumed trophies? |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
3052
|
Posted - 2017.03.30 02:43:26 -
[793] - Quote
Quinn Hatfield wrote:/performs CPR on the thread... CPR won't work because it isn't alive.
But it isn't really dead, either.
Bjorn Tyrson wrote:while we are at it, can I have a freezer in my captains quarters where I can display said costumed trophies? How rude! Are your companions nothing more than a decoration to be won or bought?
FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."
Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
|
Bjorn Tyrson
EVE University Ivy League
424
|
Posted - 2017.03.30 03:06:43 -
[794] - Quote
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:Quinn Hatfield wrote:/performs CPR on the thread... CPR won't work because it isn't alive. But it isn't really dead, either. Bjorn Tyrson wrote:while we are at it, can I have a freezer in my captains quarters where I can display said costumed trophies? How rude! Are your companions nothing more than a decoration to be won or bought?
There is a difference between trophies and companions my friend. Obviously my companions would have a spot on the couch. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
3052
|
Posted - 2017.03.30 03:45:41 -
[795] - Quote
I keep my companions in the freezer to take care of them, but I don't call them trophies.
FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."
Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
|
Bjorn Tyrson
EVE University Ivy League
427
|
Posted - 2017.03.30 04:09:40 -
[796] - Quote
Well you know how it goes. Some you want to have a relationship others are just an evening of fun. No need for over sentimentality that's just a recipe for heartbreak. |
Gallente Citizen 96821374
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2017.04.14 20:56:43 -
[797] - Quote
A DED arrest has been made of a lead scientist with a background connection to Joelinux's Corpse Companion Clothiers.
Read the story here.
Viral Marketing: Adventures of an Eve Online Alpha Clone and How I Learned to Love the Kyonoke Plague Bomb
I used to be a drug enforcement agent on a mission to get capsuleers to kick their bad booster habits.
|
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
28195
|
Posted - 2017.05.03 22:49:33 -
[798] - Quote
What is dead may never die.
Back to the front page with Chloe.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
New Player FAQ
Feyd's Survival Pack
|
joelinux
Perkone Caldari State
936
|
Posted - 2017.05.23 05:45:50 -
[799] - Quote
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:What is dead may never die.
Back to the front page with Chloe.
My true love. Though she may be quiet, and giving off quite a stink, I will never be separated. Though the Guristas might take her from me in her holds after an hour spacewalk with no suit, I will find her, and take her back.
Our conversations are terribly one-sided, and she gives me the cold shoulder. And face, and arm, and elbow...I will never stop loving her. |
Linus Gorp
Ministry of Propaganda and Morale Black Marker
1420
|
Posted - 2017.05.23 07:13:56 -
[800] - Quote
joelinux wrote:Jonah Gravenstein wrote:What is dead may never die.
Back to the front page with Chloe. My true love. Though she may be quiet, and giving off quite a stink, I will never be separated. Though the Guristas might take her from me in her holds after an hour spacewalk with no suit, I will find her, and take her back. Our conversations are terribly one-sided, and she gives me the cold shoulder. And face, and arm, and elbow...I will never stop loving her. Didn't you happen to misplace her a few years back?
When you don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, you come across as being so uneducated that your viewpoint can be safely dismissed. The literate is unlikely to learn much from the illiterate.
|
|
Shallanna Yassavi
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
538
|
Posted - 2017.05.24 23:33:48 -
[801] - Quote
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:Quinn Hatfield wrote:/performs CPR on the thread... CPR won't work because it isn't alive. But it isn't really dead, either. Bjorn Tyrson wrote:while we are at it, can I have a freezer in my captains quarters where I can display said costumed trophies? How rude! Are your companions nothing more than a decoration to be won or bought? This thread is both alive and dead.
Except... things which are both alive and dead are supposed to choose one state when you look at them. Hmm. Maybe it's not Schr+¦dinger's thread, but rather a zombie thread which has devoured the brains of everyone who looked at it.
A signature :o
|
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Singularity Expedition Services Singularity Syndicate
2155
|
Posted - 2017.05.25 11:34:47 -
[802] - Quote
Shallanna Yassavi wrote:Reaver Glitterstim wrote:Quinn Hatfield wrote:/performs CPR on the thread... CPR won't work because it isn't alive. But it isn't really dead, either. Bjorn Tyrson wrote:while we are at it, can I have a freezer in my captains quarters where I can display said costumed trophies? How rude! Are your companions nothing more than a decoration to be won or bought? This thread is both alive and dead. Except... things which are both alive and dead are supposed to choose one state when you look at them. Hmm. Maybe it's not Schr+¦dinger's thread, but rather a zombie thread which has devoured the brains of everyone who looked at it.
Whichever it is the issue remains the same, that being that the thread is sartorially challenged.
Ed: I wonder if this thread is required reading for all new CCP devs, followed by the statement 'And this is the kind of players you are dealing with...' |
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
34103
|
Posted - 2017.05.26 11:37:24 -
[803] - Quote
What is this smell?
*snif, sssssnif*
Fairly decadent.
ߦçߦáߦç-Ç-ŠߦÿߦÇ-Çߦ¢ ߦÅ-ô ß¦Ç +óߦÇߦìߦç -£ß¦ç-ƒß¦ÿs ߦ¢ß¦Å ߦ¢ß¦ç-ƒ-ƒ ß¦Ç sߦ¢ß¦Å-Ç-Å =ƒôò
ߦí-£ß¦ç-Çߦç +¬s ߦÇ+¦+ó-Ç-ŠߦäߦÅ+¦ß¦äߦÅ-Çߦà +óߦ£-Šߦí-£ß¦ç+¦ -ÅߦÅߦ£ +¦ß¦çߦçߦà -£+¬ß¦ì
ߦÅsߦÿ-Çߦç-Å =ƒÜÇ
GëíGïüGëí GÖÑ
|
Zatar Sharisa
New Eden Heavy Industries Incorporated
41
|
Posted - 2017.05.28 03:01:23 -
[804] - Quote
Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote: I wonder if this thread is required reading for all new CCP devs, followed by the statement 'And this is the kind of players you are dealing with...'
I think this covers so much. It might even cover all the friends who need clothes.
I understand about indecision, but I don't care if I get behind. -áPeople livin' in competition. -áAll I want is to have my peace of mind.
"Peace of Mind" -á-- -áBoston
|
Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
1663
|
Posted - 2017.06.08 20:23:55 -
[805] - Quote
Oh, wow. On sunday it's going to be five years since the OP and still no corpse dressing. Get going CCP!
Remove standings and insurance.
|
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
28413
|
Posted - 2017.06.08 21:08:30 -
[806] - Quote
Victor Frankenstein would like a word.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
New Player FAQ
Feyd's Survival Pack
|
Axure Abbacus
Pentex Subsidiaries Corp
58
|
Posted - 2017.06.08 21:19:58 -
[807] - Quote
Yet we now have ships with corpse lockers for your dietary needs.
It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid.
|
Toshiro Ichosira
Nodal Point Teledildonics
0
|
Posted - 2017.06.20 16:03:10 -
[808] - Quote
Mara Pahrdi wrote:Oh, wow. On sunday it's going to be five years since the OP and still no corpse dressing. Get going CCP! Good news everyone! |
Eleonora Crendraven
Global Communications AG
148
|
Posted - 2017.06.21 17:23:23 -
[809] - Quote
enterprisePSI wrote:best.thread.ever. Capsuleers are crazy. In a good way
https://twitter.com/gcAG_EVE
http://eveboard.com/pilot/Eleonora_Crendraven
GëíGïüGëí
|
joelinux
Perkone Caldari State
948
|
Posted - 2017.07.12 19:02:54 -
[810] - Quote
Linus Gorp wrote:joelinux wrote:Jonah Gravenstein wrote:What is dead may never die.
Back to the front page with Chloe. My true love. Though she may be quiet, and giving off quite a stink, I will never be separated. Though the Guristas might take her from me in her holds after an hour spacewalk with no suit, I will find her, and take her back. Our conversations are terribly one-sided, and she gives me the cold shoulder. And face, and arm, and elbow...I will never stop loving her. Didn't you happen to misplace her a few years back?
Yes. Come to find out, Chloe has "that look" that is fairly universal. She was a special girl. The new Chloe is also a great listener too... |
|
|
|
|
Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 .. 28 :: one page |
First page | Previous page | Next page | Last page |