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JamesCLK
Lone Star Exploration Lone Star Partners
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Posted - 2012.06.11 23:02:00 -
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Sindel Pellion wrote:A few months ago, some random space freak used a locator agent to find me, brought a fleet 50 jumps out to blow up my ship, pod me, scoop my corpse . . .
. . . and leave. The rest of the people on the roam with me didn't get targeted at all. Just me.
It makes sense now.
I'm horribly disgusted-- and slightly turned on.
Maybe he/she just needed a fresh pair of legs? |
space chikun
Fweddit I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth
4
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Posted - 2012.06.11 23:09:00 -
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JamesCLK wrote:Sindel Pellion wrote:A few months ago, some random space freak used a locator agent to find me, brought a fleet 50 jumps out to blow up my ship, pod me, scoop my corpse . . .
. . . and leave. The rest of the people on the roam with me didn't get targeted at all. Just me.
It makes sense now.
I'm horribly disgusted-- and slightly turned on. Maybe he/she just needed a fresh pair of legs?
And I think we're done here. |
Hans Jagerblitzen
Autocannons Anonymous Late Night Alliance
2444
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Posted - 2012.06.11 23:26:00 -
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space chikun wrote:JamesCLK wrote:Sindel Pellion wrote:A few months ago, some random space freak used a locator agent to find me, brought a fleet 50 jumps out to blow up my ship, pod me, scoop my corpse . . .
. . . and leave. The rest of the people on the roam with me didn't get targeted at all. Just me.
It makes sense now.
I'm horribly disgusted-- and slightly turned on. Maybe he/she just needed a fresh pair of legs? And I think we're done here.
This thread is a shining example of the strength of the player - CSM - developer communication chain. Look at how many of us have posted here, and with little drama? How DARE you disrupt such a productive discussion!! Vice Secretary of the 7th Council of Stellar Management.
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Cathrine Kenchov
Ice Cold Ellites
12
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Posted - 2012.06.12 01:12:00 -
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Hans Jagerblitzen wrote:space chikun wrote:JamesCLK wrote:Sindel Pellion wrote:A few months ago, some random space freak used a locator agent to find me, brought a fleet 50 jumps out to blow up my ship, pod me, scoop my corpse . . .
. . . and leave. The rest of the people on the roam with me didn't get targeted at all. Just me.
It makes sense now.
I'm horribly disgusted-- and slightly turned on. Maybe he/she just needed a fresh pair of legs? And I think we're done here. This thread is a shining example of the strength of the player - CSM - developer communication chain. Look at how many of us have posted here, and with little drama? How DARE you disrupt such a productive discussion!!
So if eve players can agree on anything, its the matters of death, gore and necrophilia ?
Well, I can't wait for the World of Darkness threads. |
JamesCLK
Lone Star Exploration Lone Star Partners
181
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Posted - 2012.06.12 01:46:00 -
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Hans Jagerblitzen wrote:space chikun wrote:JamesCLK wrote:Sindel Pellion wrote:A few months ago, some random space freak used a locator agent to find me, brought a fleet 50 jumps out to blow up my ship, pod me, scoop my corpse . . .
. . . and leave. The rest of the people on the roam with me didn't get targeted at all. Just me.
It makes sense now.
I'm horribly disgusted-- and slightly turned on. Maybe he/she just needed a fresh pair of legs? And I think we're done here. This thread is a shining example of the strength of the player - CSM - developer communication chain. Look at how many of us have posted here, and with little drama? How DARE you disrupt such a productive discussion!!
Legs are never not relevant! Especially dead ones.
What kind of stockings would you like with those my dear Hans? :monocle: |
Ustrello
Mindstar Technology Executive Outcomes
55
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Posted - 2012.06.12 02:36:00 -
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wut |
Garviel Tarrant
Aces -N- Eights Excuses.
5
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Posted - 2012.06.12 03:31:00 -
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This thread is epic
that being said i always collect corpses? Didn't think it was considered odd to want to decorate them. |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Executive Outcomes
132
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Posted - 2012.06.12 05:39:00 -
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Garviel Tarrant wrote:This thread is epic
that being said i always collect corpses? Didn't think it was considered odd to want to decorate them.
You should be able to put Tinsel and a star on top of your companions if they are feeling festive during the holidays... |
Harry Ore
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2012.06.12 06:01:00 -
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I hope CCP implements biological self destruction if this goes live. I won't have you have my female corp mates. NEVVAAAA!
Btw another thing I that came to mind about displaying corpses was this gruesome medieval thing they did back in the days. Hanging corpses outside a village or hideout to send a message. If you trespass beyond this mark your corps will be added to the collection for display at our stargate. But of course this would have to be special scripted not to decloak anyone. I for one would probably slightly poo myself If I found myself suddenly appear at a stargate surrounded with corpses all floating about and the local was full with reds. I might even press that self biological destruction button.
cheers. |
Rukia Taika
Dueces Wyld Jokers Wild.
12
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Posted - 2012.06.12 08:34:00 -
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CCP Explorer wrote:CCP Sunset wrote:Red Women's Impress Skirt and Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse? I bet Chloe wouldn't be seen dead in that combination of colours tbh This thread is now about fashion advice for dressing up corpses... i wonder if there is a soundwave corpse somewhere |
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Nomistrav
High Flyers RED.OverLord
36
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Posted - 2012.06.12 08:36:00 -
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I'd also like to add:
I'm in a technical melodic death metal band who's upcoming album is literally about setting the sun on fire because it was going out, flying through space, ******* up demons, and burning a tower made of corpses (it's a concept album). |
Mfume Apocal
Origin. Black Legion.
495
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Posted - 2012.06.12 08:40:00 -
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joelinux wrote:During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.
As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
Holy ****, this is some seriously creeper stuff right here. |
Bucky O'Hair
Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
55
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Posted - 2012.06.12 10:21:00 -
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Rukia Taika wrote:CCP Explorer wrote:CCP Sunset wrote:Red Women's Impress Skirt and Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse? I bet Chloe wouldn't be seen dead in that combination of colours tbh This thread is now about fashion advice for dressing up corpses... i wonder if there is a soundwave corpse somewhere
Now THAT would be EPIC....
Soundwave in a pink TuTu.....
oh, wait, that was Fan Fest 09 wasn't it..... We Are Ushra'Khan!
We are coming for our people. |
GassyLassie
University of Caille Gallente Federation
9
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Posted - 2012.06.12 11:00:00 -
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wtf |
Coyote Joe
Requiem of Hades Pangu Coalition
0
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Posted - 2012.06.12 13:08:00 -
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fu/cking fu/ck
this this this
oh oh my fu/cking god
i have no idea what am i f,.ucking saying here.... |
Tchulen
Trumpets and Bookmarks The Omega Industries
114
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Posted - 2012.06.12 13:15:00 -
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I appear to have discovered, due to this thread, that I have multiple personality disorder.
One part of me is utterly repulsed by what to any socially aware human would ordinarily be just plain wrong but the other part of me simply cannot stop laughing.
Wrong on so many levels that it's come round full circle and is, at last, right.
If anyone has the ability to scrub memory please let me know. I feel a serious need to have all that I've just read removed from my mind. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
802
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Posted - 2012.06.12 13:32:00 -
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joelinux wrote:(...) My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!).(...).
You both live in Sisi or did I miss something relevant concerning the unreleased NEx items?
(On topic: At least, Chloe isn't a stuffed badger and nobody is going to war over her.) EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
K'rashu Graylock
0
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Posted - 2012.06.12 13:48:00 -
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Pixels are pixels, do what you will! Jesus_Christ renamed to Scoreboard. Scoreboard kills himself. |
Nikk Narrel
Infinite Improbability Inc Mordus Angels
328
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Posted - 2012.06.12 14:11:00 -
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I can see a new dating service emerge to unite happy couples, pilots and their beloved much cooler companions.
EVE-Harmony will be the perfect way for ladies such as Chloe to meet their dashing princes like Joelinux.
I now understand that out there in space floats my true one, who waits for me to rescue her from her loneliness in the blackness of space.
She will be like many other jewels in the heavens, but meant only for me, to spend our eternities together!
I might name her Asuka, that has a good sound. Perhaps she has a name she would choose instead? |
Seismic Stan
141
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Posted - 2012.06.12 14:16:00 -
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Why not go the whole hog and introduce skincoat blueprints so we can wear our enemies; ear necklaces, tooth bracelets, vertebrae crowns, flesh waistcoats, entrail bikinis...
A player-driven NeX store with marketing shock factor to put Benetton to shame.
...It puts the lotion on the skin...
Freebooted - Tech4 News - Incarna: The Text Adventure - Guild Launch EVE Correspondent |
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joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Executive Outcomes
140
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Posted - 2012.06.12 15:27:00 -
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Nikk Narrel wrote:I can see a new dating service emerge to unite happy couples, pilots and their beloved much cooler companions.
EVE-Harmony will be the perfect way for ladies such as Chloe to meet their dashing princes like Joelinux.
I now understand that out there in space floats my true one, who waits for me to rescue her from her loneliness in the blackness of space.
She will be like many other jewels in the heavens, but meant only for me, to spend our eternities together!
I might name her Asuka, that has a good sound. Perhaps she has a name she would choose instead?
I would suggest you pop a Rifter for your companion. They usually have the best-looking results after podding. |
Asuka Solo
Stark Fujikawa Stark Enterprises
1526
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Posted - 2012.06.12 16:30:00 -
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Nikk Narrel wrote:
I might name her Asuka, that has a good sound. Perhaps she has a name she would choose instead?
Choked on my espresso when I read that
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Alua Oresson
Demon-War-Lords Fatal Ascension
120
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Posted - 2012.06.12 16:44:00 -
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Your espresso? http://pvpwannabe.blogspot.com/ |
Jackal Datapaw
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
23
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Posted - 2012.06.12 17:08:00 -
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I laughed, I guess I'm going to hell now. |
oldbutfeelingyoung
VIRTUAL EMPIRE VANGUARD Vanguard Ascendants
585
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Posted - 2012.06.12 17:47:00 -
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memo to myself:
don,t drink coffee and read this thread at the same time. i laughed and now have to clean up the keyboard
pushing that button ,not expecting something. But suddenly the door opens and the next thing i see myself flooting in space,just before i wake up again. thank god for clones |
Mary Annabelle
State War Academy Caldari State
53
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Posted - 2012.06.12 18:06:00 -
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Asuka Solo wrote:Nikk Narrel wrote:
I might name her Asuka, that has a good sound. Perhaps she has a name she would choose instead?
Choked on my espresso when I read that Dear Diary,
Was out flying my rifter again today, when someone said in local," Hello my Asuka..."
I immediately had a premonition of podding, so I aligned my butt outta there, and fled screaming.... |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Executive Outcomes
143
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Posted - 2012.06.12 20:21:00 -
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Mary Annabelle wrote:Asuka Solo wrote:Nikk Narrel wrote:
I might name her Asuka, that has a good sound. Perhaps she has a name she would choose instead?
Choked on my espresso when I read that Dear Diary, Was out flying my rifter again today, when someone said in local," Hello my Asuka..." I immediately had a premonition of podding, so I aligned my butt outta there, and fled screaming....
You should have fought on...if you won, you won! If you lost and got podded, well, you would just be someone else's new friend! |
Linna Excel
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
38
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Posted - 2012.06.12 22:21:00 -
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1. Am I the only person who thought of this video after reading this thread? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aowSGxim_O8
2. You sir are a freak. Drones are where its at. I like to play with my little group of Valkyries every night. Sometimes the exotic dancers I found when I blew up that brothel once join in... I'd avoid caldari drones though, they put the wh*re in hornet the nasty little things. Now if you will exuse me, I'm off to Victronic Secret to get some plate mail g-strings for my bloodthirsty babes to fight for me in. All I hear is goons this and goons that, it's like you people are the villiagers from goons village. |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Executive Outcomes
144
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Posted - 2012.06.12 22:42:00 -
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Linna Excel wrote:1. Am I the only person who thought of this video after reading this thread? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aowSGxim_O82. You sir are a freak. Drones are where its at. I like to play with my little group of Valkyries every night. Sometimes the exotic dancers I found when I blew up that brothel once join in... I'd avoid caldari drones though, they put the wh*re in hornet the nasty little things. Now if you will exuse me, I'm off to Victronic Secret to get some plate mail g-strings for my bloodthirsty babes to fight for me in.
I tried using drones as companions. Their metallic outside was like licking a flagpole. Granted, Chloe is just as frigid after her daily spacewalk, but at least she warms up after a few hours... |
Dibblerette
The Phantom Regiment The House Of Cards.
82
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Posted - 2012.06.13 03:05:00 -
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space chikun wrote:I'm not sure, but I think these forums have reached a new low. 6 feet under?
Not going to lie, this would sure as hell sell some Aurum. |
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