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Erehwon Rorschach
Salvation Army.
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Posted - 2009.10.31 17:00:00 -
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Edited by: Erehwon Rorschach on 31/10/2009 17:07:40 Ok so nows the time to throw in your best chat up lines, either tried a tested or just ones you think are good so fire away:
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I know i could make your BedRock.
I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and pray we dont multiply?
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.10.31 17:02:00 -
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Edited by: Blane Xero on 31/10/2009 17:02:51 You may want to chose a better Example for the topic title. I refuse to believe I am the only person who thought of the wrong "loli"
And you messed up the math one, its "and pray we don't multiply" _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout :facepalm:
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Bestofworst
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.10.31 17:04:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero Edited by: Blane Xero on 31/10/2009 17:02:51 You may want to chose a better Example for the topic title. I refuse to believe I am the only person who thought of the wrong "loli"
And you messed up the math one, its "and pray we don't multiply"
*closes his HF tab*
MMhhmm, yes, indeed, wrong example, bad bad. ---- My Music
Anything I say is only what I think. If you have a problem with me, take it up with me. |
Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.10.31 17:10:00 -
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Much, much better. I heartily approve of that chat up method by the way. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout :facepalm:
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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.10.31 17:11:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero Much, much better. I heartily approve of that chat up method by the way.
Indeed. MUCH better opening line. OHGODS BELOW THIS LINE IS MY SIG !!!! SRSLY! Blane Xero > Lance is at -0.9 sec status with a 1 million bounty. Lance is also amarrian. Thats 3 evil points |
Irida Mershkov
Gallente Black Marsh X
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Posted - 2009.10.31 17:26:00 -
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Originally by: Erehwon Rorschach Edited by: Erehwon Rorschach on 31/10/2009 17:07:40
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I know i could make your BedRock.
That is god damn awful.
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Erehwon Rorschach
Salvation Army.
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Posted - 2009.10.31 17:26:00 -
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thats the point lol
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JitaBum
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2009.10.31 17:54:00 -
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Hell, you've got huge boobs
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Teetxe
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Posted - 2009.10.31 18:23:00 -
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You'll do.
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Akita T
Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2009.10.31 18:37:00 -
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Nice shoes, wanna' f**k ?
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We are recruiting | Beginer's ISK making guide | Manufacturer's helper |
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente Heavens Gate Consortium Distant Drums
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Posted - 2009.10.31 19:27:00 -
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"You don't sweat much for a fat lass" ____________________
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Denny Haze
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2009.10.31 19:37:00 -
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Nerdy: Wanna go to my castle, and level up?
There was one about seeing yourself in her pants...
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Cys Root
Gallente Onefix RD
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Posted - 2009.10.31 20:57:00 -
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"It's not going to suck itself"
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Erehwon Rorschach
Salvation Army.
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Posted - 2009.10.31 21:05:00 -
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Originally by: Denny Haze Nerdy: Wanna go to my castle, and level up?
There was one about seeing yourself in her pants...
yea thats ummm, is that a mirror in your pocket? cos i can see myself in your pants
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Emil Erlenmeyer
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Posted - 2009.10.31 21:05:00 -
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If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Originally by: Foodpimp They use a coffee filter, that explains everything you need to know really
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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.10.31 21:37:00 -
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Originally by: Emil Erlenmeyer If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Clever. OHGODS BELOW THIS LINE IS MY SIG !!!! SRSLY! Blane Xero > Lance is at -0.9 sec status with a 1 million bounty. Lance is also amarrian. Thats 3 evil points |
Adyriana
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Posted - 2009.10.31 21:39:00 -
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Who need flirting lines when you got rohypnol?
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Bestofworst
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.10.31 21:41:00 -
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How YOU doing? ---- My Music
Anything I say is only what I think. If you have a problem with me, take it up with me. |
JitaBum
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2009.10.31 21:43:00 -
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Originally by: Cys Root "It's not going to suck itself"
ace
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente Heavens Gate Consortium Distant Drums
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Posted - 2009.10.31 22:02:00 -
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Originally by: Emil Erlenmeyer If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Ooooh logic traps. Truly the way to a woman's heart. ____________________
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Erehwon Rorschach
Salvation Army.
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Posted - 2009.10.31 22:03:00 -
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Originally by: ReaperOfSly
Originally by: Emil Erlenmeyer If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Ooooh logic traps. Truly the way to a woman's heart.
harsh but i bet it would work on a semi drunk woman = instant win lol
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2009.10.31 22:09:00 -
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baby do you have a derivative, because I want to get tangent to your curves |
Emil Erlenmeyer
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Posted - 2009.10.31 22:22:00 -
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Originally by: ReaperOfSly Ooooh logic traps. Truly the way to a woman's heart.
When you put it that way, it doesn't seems that plausible
Originally by: Foodpimp They use a coffee filter, that explains everything you need to know really
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Cyndre Valryssian
TEMPLAR.
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Posted - 2009.10.31 23:08:00 -
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Bit risky but if the girl has a drink with ice and you are quick, take out some ice drop it on the floor and step on it followed by "So now I've broken the ice can I buy you another drink?"
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Lui Kai
Better Than You
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Posted - 2009.10.31 23:18:00 -
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? ----------------
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.10.31 23:24:00 -
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Hi
Originally by: Hamshoe
Don't **** down my back and tell me it's raining.
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dr doooo
University of Caille
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Posted - 2009.11.01 00:09:00 -
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Do guys really still use corny 70's chat up lines? Maybe it's a cultural thing, but in the UK afaik women will maybe tolerate chat up lines if they like you, but your chances are much better with a bit of honesty.
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jason hill
Caldari Clan Shadow Wolf Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.01 05:21:00 -
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my all time fav ... bloke "you like precious things ? bint " yup " bloke " well suck me nob its a gem"
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MaxxOmega
Caldari Wrong Indeed
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Posted - 2009.11.01 05:21:00 -
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Originally by: dr doooo
Do guys really still use corny 70's chat up lines? Maybe it's a cultural thing, but in the UK afaik women will maybe tolerate chat up lines if they like you, but your chances are much better with a bit of honesty.
Agreed. But I discovered lines like "Gads you're ugly but you probably could use a banging." don't go over well...
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente Heavens Gate Consortium Distant Drums
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Posted - 2009.11.01 09:40:00 -
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Originally by: dr doooo
Do guys really still use corny 70's chat up lines? Maybe it's a cultural thing, but in the UK afaik women will maybe tolerate chat up lines if they like you, but your chances are much better with a bit of honesty.
No, we don't use chat up lines. That's why we have an entire thread mocking the concept. ____________________
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