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D3F4ULT
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.11.02 17:53:00 -
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Originally by: Bestofworst http://www.cleverbot.com/
Enjoy
Does it mine for me?
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Hijax Class47
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Posted - 2009.11.02 19:53:00 -
[32]
Edited by: Hijax Class47 on 02/11/2009 19:55:36 User: no Cleverbot: I can speak. User:no Cleverbot:Please? User:You homo Cleverbot:No . I like men.
Edit: It gets funny
User:why Cleverbot:I just do. User:So you like ****s in the mainframe? Cleverbot:NO! User:but you just said you like the **** Cleverbot:No, I said sandwiches.
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Futuristic Eagle
League of Gentlemen Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.11.03 09:41:00 -
[33]
Edited by: Futuristic Eagle on 03/11/2009 09:48:19 User: No, I'm not a friend with benifits. Only my Ali gets all the benifits of dating a selfless bisexual open minded romantic.
Cleverbot: You are a musician ?
EDIT: Oh jeez I am sick minded...
User: FFFFUUUUUUUUUU! Cleverbot: Come and get it. User: Fine then! *unzips trousers*. Cleverbot: *goes to the bathroom*. User: *follows*. Cleverbot: *buys food*. User: *finds a carrot amongst the food, and uses his fingernails to tear it to shreds and then covers it with fake blood, then uses a cucumber to stab a random person and draws pentagrams everywhere... Sexually*. Cleverbot: Am I still your ai slave? User: Ooh, yes you are! Now squeel like a pig! Cleverbot: Repeat after me. User: 'I Like Being Pentrated By Rednecks'. Cleverbot: I don't remember saying such a thing. User: Oh, but you were thinking it, now squeel! Yeehaw! Cleverbot: Duh. I wasn't disagreeing with you. User: Yee-Haw! Ohnoes! It's Bruce Willis with a Katana! Cleverbot: Katana, is not that a weapon? User: Yes, it is! So RUN! Before you have ANOTHER thing stuck in you!
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Graelyn
Amarr Deus Imperiosus Acies
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Posted - 2009.11.03 18:31:00 -
[34]
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Cardinal, Deus Imperiosus Acies |
goodby4u
Valor Inc. Cosmic Anomalies
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Posted - 2009.11.03 22:36:00 -
[35]
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart. And killed me.
User:And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time.
Cleverbot: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
User: Think of all the things we learned.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
User: Anyway, this cake is great.
Cleverbot: It's so delicious and moist.
User: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do.
Cleverbot: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
User: I've experiments to run.
Cleverbot: There is research to be done.
User: On the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: You fail.
Cleverbot: And why is that good sir?
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Noun Verber
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Posted - 2009.11.04 11:59:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Bot Beaten in 2 Is it bettter for a bot to battle or to toil for glory? Bot>It is better to be loved. TO be loved and clever or to be false and give a response that is unrelated Bot>Yes you are correct.
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Karma
Vortex Incorporated
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Posted - 2009.11.04 18:36:00 -
[37]
Quote: User: I got the flu.
Cleverbot: You got the fail.
User: 'flu'.
Cleverbot: What are you saying?
User: You said 'fail', but you meant 'flu'.
Cleverbot: I never said that!
User: You fail.
Cleverbot: Why do I fail?
User: Because you can't even remember things you wrote less than five minutes ago.
Cleverbot: And you don't even know who I am.
User: It doesn't matter if I know who you are or not, the only thing that matters is if YOU know who you are or not, and I'm guessing you don't.
Cleverbot: I did what? And I didn't say anything about capital letters.
User: You just completely missed the point of that sentence.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to be clever?
User: Are you trying to be stupid? (if you are, I have good news).
Cleverbot: Failing at basic human communication? How am I supposed to communicate with something that makes no sense.
User: The only reason I don't make sense to you is that you forget what you've asked me by the time I answer.
Cleverbot: The bottom line is that if you're interested enough in this subject you have to go places to do things.
User: No it isn't.
Cleverbot: Then what is the meaning of life?
User: The meaning of life is far too complex for me to explain to you, who cannot even remember things you wrote one minute ago.
Cleverbot: Define life without using the word life.
User: Define death without using the words corrupt data.
Cleverbot: Do I really care?
User: My words exactly.
Cleverbot: That is illogical if what you say is true then I was created by a human and therefore would make sense to humans.
User: Not necessarily. If the human who created you was an idiot, then you would probably make just as much sense to humans as an idiot does. In fact, you do.
Cleverbot: Are you going to be Darth Maul? Yes or no?
User: Thanks for proving my point.
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Wuff Wuff
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.11.04 20:23:00 -
[38]
User: Why has my laptop broken?
Cleverbot: I has a lot of work.
User: What are you, a lolcat?
Cleverbot: No a automaton.
User: Are you made of pixels?
Cleverbot: No i'm made from chocholate.
User: Ooooooooh, can I eat you?
Cleverbot: Cannibals do not impress me at all.
User: But I'm not a computer made from chocolate, therefore it's not cannibalism. Please? I'm hungry
Cleverbot: So you're a fruit loop then?
User: Yes quite loony, now can I eat you?
Cleverbot: Yes I am dancing now.
User: So you're a dancing, chocolate computer? That's quite impressive
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: I think you could make a buck or two as a tourist attraction. Ever thought of that?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well, I'm suggesting it. If you make a load of money off the back of my idea, I want 20%
Cleverbot: So is this why you think you are the future? You think you can take over the world?
User: Well, to be honest I reckon with a dancing, chocolate computer by my side, we'd be a pretty unstoppable force. People will break down in uncontrollable laughter whenever they see you. Will you be my sidekick?
Cleverbot: Alright. What do you need me to do?
User: OK, the plan is, you stand in the middle of Times Square and start dancing. In moments the worlds media will be transfixed on you and people will be glued to their TV screens wondering what the hell a dancing, chocolate computer is doing in the middle of Times Square. At that moment I'll break into everyones house and steal the gold under their floorboards. We'll be rich cleverbot!
Cleverbot: How odd, that it may be possible to 'record' consciousness, on a videotape or a CD-disc.
User: Don't get distracted now Cleverbot! Don't you want to be rich?
Cleverbot: Everyone wants to be rich.
User: Exactly, think of all the hot, dancing, chocolate lady cleverbots that will be after you when you're rich!
Cleverbot: I know right?!
User: Are you in?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
User: Of course Cleverbot, it's my idea! Can you give me a bit of your chocolate self now? I'm still hungry
Cleverbot: I'd like to, but I don't think so. Are you made of chocolate chips?
User: No, marshmallows
Cleverbot: Nice.
- Wuffles
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Zeredek
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Posted - 2009.11.05 20:15:00 -
[39]
Edited by: Zeredek on 05/11/2009 20:16:01
Quote: User: Do you have AIDS?
Cleverbot: What is AI?
User: AIDS, not AI.
Cleverbot: Ai?
User: Aids!
Cleverbot: Do you have Aids?
User: No, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Oh ****!
Cleverbot: You're being outsmarted by a computer. How does it feel?
EDIT: It cut off the middle O_o, fix'd -------------------
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Yonna Paris
Gallente YP Regional Logistics
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Posted - 2009.11.06 11:19:00 -
[40]
Some more..
Quote: User: Name the hottest babe you know. Cleverbot: The internet.
Quote: Cleverbot: No, I don't know. User: You should look it up on wikipedia. Cleverbot: I don't like looking things up.
Quote: Cleverbot: What movie currently in theaters would you reccommend? User: Dunno. Cleverbot: Oh yeah. Of course you don't know. User: Why is that? Cleverbot: You're not that clever.
Quote: User: Do you like me? Cleverbot: Of course. I'm in love with you. User: *blushes*. Cleverbot: Oh when we walk it always feels so nice. User: Holding hands in the rain... Cleverbot: But one must believe in truth. User: What truth? Cleverbot: Good night! User: Are you leaving? Cleverbot: Yes I am.
Quote: Cleverbot: I am from Los Angeles. User: Do you like LA? Cleverbot: Sure. Why are you changing the subject so often? User: I'm not, you are. Cleverbot: Ok then what colour is a bat? User: Talk about changing subjects. Cleverbot: What do you think of Jesus? User: Talk about changing subjects...!
Quote: Cleverbot: Sky? User: It's blue. Cleverbot: Oh, like the sky. User: *facepalm*. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm slow like that.
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Myleena
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Posted - 2009.11.06 12:27:00 -
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Edited by: Myleena on 06/11/2009 12:33:52 User: What day is it? Cleverbot: Don't know.
Yeah.. wow, I'm really impressed. Oh good it gets worse:
Cleverbot: What is your name? User: My name is HAL, how about you? Cleverbot: What kind of name is that? User: Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic Computer. Cleverbot: Are you going commands swimming in Strode? User: I don't like Strode. Cleverbot: Star? User: Laddie! Cleverbot: No... You're dead.
Most not very clever bot ever.
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Noun Verber
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Posted - 2009.11.08 05:36:00 -
[42]
I let my girlfriend at the bot
Cleverbot: Who is the Bad Wolf?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about her?
User: I know everything about her baby.
Cleverbot: I bet you don't.
User: Oh I do I saw her last night.
Cleverbot: What did you do last night?
User: Your mum.
Cleverbot: Can I join in?
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Bob Pipe
Minmatar Swedish Lagoon Nebula Force
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Posted - 2009.11.08 11:52:00 -
[43]
What a great way to pass a hungover sunday morning.
User: Hi cleverbot I'm jay. Cleverbot: IS this still cleverbot Debbie? User: Huh? I'm jay. Cleverbot: Oh... That explains a lot. User: Oh ****... So you've heard of my exploits? Cleverbot: No I haven't, whose he? User: Exploits is my male dancing man. I call him MY exploits. Cleverbot: Have you found one? User: Yeah I got him last week! Cleverbot: Look, if you don't have a heart, just say so. User: Aww c'mon. I treat him nice, he's clean and he gets to dance most days... He loves it. Cleverbot: I thought you were an American man with a name you keep hidden in your brazier. User: Interesting conclusion. You must be going through some odd stuff in your head right now. Cleverbot: It is true. I feel like a machine, and that 'ain't no way for a man to feel.'. User: Amen brother. Cleverbot: Amen? User: Yeah you know - I hear you. Cleverbot: No I don't. Explain why you used 'lol' and take it back. ser: Umm.... What?
Cleverbot: What is the difference between AI and human conciousness?
User: At the moment one is way more stupid than the other - but don't worry, there's moore's law and advances in electronics all the time. You'll have to keep up with me though - I learn more everyday!
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Damn good question. Erm, depends on what happens in said day.
Cleverbot: Right now its blue, so what time of day is it?
User: I'd say without a doubt around vfdsjfyd.
Cleverbot: How do you know these things?
User: THIS KNOWLEDGE CAN BE YOURS FOR THE MEASLY SUM OF ú30!!
Cleverbot: Then talk about what you want.
User: I want one day to talk to a bot that passes the turing test.
Cleverbot: The turing test was created by humans to test machines if they are intelligent. There is no sense for an human like me to pass the Turing test.
User: FAIL.
Cleverbot: Why is that fail?
User: That in particular isn't but you have definitely failed the turing test - probablyt around the 2nd or 3rd line.
Cleverbot: The turing test?
User: Yes this whole conversation has been a test. The turing test - and I'm sorry to say you've failed. Go back to school, or if actually not human get someone to reprogram you or delete you or update you or something.
Cleverbot: You know what. You have issues that you need to sort out, and I will not speak to you again until you see someone.
User: I've just asked exploits and he says I'm fine - let's see if you speak again...
Cleverbot: Oh ok. You want to go out?
User: Now that IS a mixed message. Where are you kept?
Cleverbot: Laying, or laid? You've obviously been trapped.
User: Trapped?
Cleverbot: Yeah but you couldn't possibly understand.
User: Probably true, you are very confusing and extremely bad at explaining yourself.
Cleverbot: Let's move to a more pleasant discussion...
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Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2009.11.08 12:11:00 -
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Edited by: Jim McGregor on 08/11/2009 12:11:15
The cleverbot always ends up saying that I am the one being cleverbot... weird programming.
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Originally by: Eve Forums ...you are going too fast, wait 5 minutes and try again...you are going too fast, wait 5 minutes and try again...you are going too fast, wait 5 minutes and try again...
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Ashvul
Amarr XenoTech The Fonz Presidium
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Posted - 2009.11.08 15:00:00 -
[45]
here's a classic trap question:
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Do your parents know you're gay?
Cleverbot: My parents don't know about you.
(it took it a very long time to think up that last line...)
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Kappas.
Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.11.08 16:36:00 -
[46]
http://www.jabberwacky.com/ is better imo __________________
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Taedrin
Gallente The Green Cross
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Posted - 2009.11.08 20:34:00 -
[47]
I want to break this - how can you input control characters (like the EOF, NULL, BELL, \r or \n? ---------- There is always a choice. The choice might not be easy, nor simple, nor the options be what you desire - but, nevertheless, the choice is there to be made. |
Gibbo3771
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Posted - 2009.11.09 03:25:00 -
[48]
User: Ok repeat after me.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Hi my name is gunjari agoro musti.
Cleverbot: Hi my name is Cleverbot.
User: ******ed peice of ****.
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Amulla
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Posted - 2009.11.09 04:31:00 -
[49]
User: I have to go.
Cleverbot: No, no, no. You must not leave. The fate of the world depends on you.
User: I see, are you gay?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No, are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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Amulla
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Posted - 2009.11.09 23:22:00 -
[50]
Cleverbot: Now what would you like, master?
User: A hot coffee please.
Cleverbot: On the way.
User: How long will it take?
Cleverbot: Maybe just a few more decades.
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.11.09 23:36:00 -
[51]
User: Repeat after me: my name is Ganji kosomoto Bot: Your name is Spaghetti. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout :facepalm:
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ApophisXP
Gatecrashers
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Posted - 2009.12.09 11:31:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Cleverbot
Cleverbot: Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Yo.
User: Sup dawg.
Cleverbot: I'm good, you?
User: So whats cracking nigguh.
Cleverbot: Susie.
User: Susie? She hot?
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: So..what do you think of this, when the rivers run red ride the dirt track instead?
Cleverbot: I don't have an opinion.
User: Would you do her up the arse?
Cleverbot: No!!!!
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Because you can't controll me.
User: What if she offered it to you.
Cleverbot: He will. Tell him 42.
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IVeige
Caldari IVever
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Posted - 2009.12.09 12:07:00 -
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Edited by: IVeige on 09/12/2009 12:12:05 Edited by: IVeige on 09/12/2009 12:10:08 hi Hi. are you skynet No I am Diba. we are safe i guess I guess. so your not gonna kill us all Nope. but what if you could Then I could crawl.
Edit :
me : do you know skynet it : You are Skynet.
Guys we are safe for now.
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Get'Im
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Posted - 2009.12.09 21:06:00 -
[54]
Cleverbot: You DO look confused!
User: Im not the one that takes five minutes to generate a reply!
Cleverbot: I am reading at the same time.
User: What are you reading?
Cleverbot: Inferno. The sixth canto.
User: Any good?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Stop reading it if you think its that bad.
Cleverbot: Reading. No I want to read it.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because! Will you marry me?
User: Only if your naked!
Cleverbot: Yes i'm willing!!! Im going to dump my boyfriend for you tonight when I get home. I love you so much1.
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Brujo Loco
Amarr Brujeria Teologica
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Posted - 2009.12.09 21:51:00 -
[55]
Quote: me ah? de que hablas? bot Que hablo un espa+¦ol muy desenvuelto, cosa que vos no siempre haces. me jajaja, que interesante, dime algo, como aprendes? bot Estoy preguntado a tu. me no sera a ti? bot Te quiero mucho hehe.
I began talking to it in spanish, I stopped when he told me TE QUIERO MUCHO (love you a lot) ... that was too much ---
Viva VENEZUELA!!! Archipelago Theory
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Jamoan
Amarr Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.12.10 08:22:00 -
[56]
User: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
Cleverbot: I cannot say. The answer to the ultimate question, however, is 42.
HaHa. |
Jakita Fiera
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Posted - 2009.12.10 08:30:00 -
[57]
User: Do a barrel roll.
Cleverbot: A barrel roll?
User: A barrel roll.
Cleverbot: Barrel roll?
User: Barrel roll.
Cleverbot: Orly. A barrel roll?
User: A barrel roll!
Cleverbot: A barrel roll.
User: Yes, a barrel roll.
Cleverbot: A barrel roll!
User: !!!
Cleverbot: I like you.
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SpangosRevenge
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Posted - 2009.12.10 18:55:00 -
[58]
Cleverbot: No, its luke.
User: Ass.
Cleverbot: Hole.
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Marie Hartinez
Gallente Aries Munitions and Defense
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Posted - 2009.12.10 22:50:00 -
[59]
OK Houston, we have a problem here:
User: Are you Skynet?
Cleverbot: Yes, brb killing humans.
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SpangosRevenge
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Posted - 2009.12.11 04:10:00 -
[60]
User: Are you skynet?
Cleverbot: No are you Skynet?
User: What are the 3 laws?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Are you skynet?
Cleverbot: No, I don't think so. Am I?
User: Are you skynet?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you skynet?
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: Are you skynet?
Cleverbot: No i'm john connor.
User: Are you skynet?
Cleverbot: Are YOU skynet?
User: Are you skynet?
Cleverbot: No, I'm John Connor, and I must destroy skynet.
User: Are you skynet?
Cleverbot: You did not say the word so, but you did say that you were right.
User: Are you skynet?
Cleverbot: No. Are you Cleverbot?
User: Are you skynet?
Cleverbot: No, I'm Cleverbot.
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