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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.11.10 18:03:00 -
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in this week's TTH column, we go over the hilariously abortive invasion of systematic chaos by goonswarm and zenith affinity and analyze the various ways it went horribly, horribly wrong
if i was a proper propagandist i'd not have written this, because it's pretty much a laundry list of things GS had to eat crow over. in space no one can hear you admit fault!
~peace with honor in southeast esoteria~
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMittani @ Twitter
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Heath Ledger
Caldari Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.10 18:05:00 -
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Easily first
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Dungar Loghoth
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.11.10 18:14:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani if i was a proper propagandist i'd not have written this, because it's pretty much a laundry list of things GS had to eat crow over.
By writing about it, you get to frame subsequent discussion about it. Nice try though. ---
Nothing is more discomforting than the discovery of our own inadequacies - Carl Jung |
The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.11.10 18:20:00 -
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Originally by: Dungar Loghoth
Originally by: The Mittani if i was a proper propagandist i'd not have written this, because it's pretty much a laundry list of things GS had to eat crow over.
By writing about it, you get to frame subsequent discussion about it. Nice try though.
dungar, you see through my transparent manipulations so~
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMittani @ Twitter
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Serj Darek
Minmatar Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2009.11.10 18:21:00 -
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Viewership down from last weeks article?
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Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.11.10 18:28:00 -
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Originally by: Serj Darek Viewership down from last weeks article?
Yeah nobody seems to care about systematic chaos.
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Dungar Loghoth
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.11.10 18:28:00 -
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Edited by: Dungar Loghoth on 10/11/2009 18:29:03
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Dungar Loghoth
Originally by: The Mittani if i was a proper propagandist i'd not have written this, because it's pretty much a laundry list of things GS had to eat crow over.
By writing about it, you get to frame subsequent discussion about it. Nice try though.
dungar, you see through my transparent manipulations so~
it's nothing person, i'm just bored studying for my animal behavior class.
it's a cool class, dont get me wrong, really interesting, there's just a lot of information
edit: yo viletat what up ---
Nothing is more discomforting than the discovery of our own inadequacies - Carl Jung |
The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.11.10 18:33:00 -
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Originally by: Dungar Loghoth Edited by: Dungar Loghoth on 10/11/2009 18:29:03
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Dungar Loghoth
Originally by: The Mittani if i was a proper propagandist i'd not have written this, because it's pretty much a laundry list of things GS had to eat crow over.
By writing about it, you get to frame subsequent discussion about it. Nice try though.
dungar, you see through my transparent manipulations so~
it's nothing person, i'm just bored studying for my animal behavior class.
it's a cool class, dont get me wrong, really interesting, there's just a lot of information
edit: yo viletat what up
i took animal behavior in college as well and had to write a paper about squirrels on campus
one of the best universities in the world, in theory
squirrels.
vOv
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMittani @ Twitter
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Dungar Loghoth
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.11.10 18:35:00 -
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batesian mimicry - a palatable species mimics an unpalatable species. mullerian mimcry - two or more unpalatable species resemble each other. aggressive mimicry - predators use mimicry to lure prey. have evolved devices to mimic the prey or mates of their prey ex: angler-fish ---
Nothing is more discomforting than the discovery of our own inadequacies - Carl Jung |
Invelious
Amarr Deus Imperiosus Acies
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Posted - 2009.11.10 18:36:00 -
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Originally by: Dungar Loghoth batesian mimicry - a palatable species mimics an unpalatable species. mullerian mimcry - two or more unpalatable species resemble each other. aggressive mimicry - predators use mimicry to lure prey. have evolved devices to mimic the prey or mates of their prey ex: angler-fish
intresting, so wise.
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General Windypops
Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.11.10 19:14:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani one of the best universities in the world, in theory
what a snob.
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.11.10 19:16:00 -
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i am a snob, yep
what up
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMittani @ Twitter
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Isilwen Nightfall
Caldari Insurgent New Eden Tribe Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.11.10 19:18:00 -
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Quote: Initially we went to Esoteria to help a few dissident corporations in SysK overthrow their leader, who had allegedly been treating them like pets. But once we arrived, that situation had changed and the corporations we hoped to help had backed out of their plan.
Indeed, this is incredibly hilarious ^^
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Fat Ducker
Amarr Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.11.10 19:53:00 -
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Originally by: Isilwen Nightfall
Quote: Initially we went to Esoteria to help a few dissident corporations in SysK overthrow their leader, who had allegedly been treating them like pets. But once we arrived, that situation had changed and the corporations we hoped to help had backed out of their plan.
Indeed, this is incredibly hilarious ^^
Alternate working titles for this peice:
How I had my e-pants pulled down by Liam "MOAR BAABLES! BATTER BAABLES!" Fremen
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How we got trolled into invading Estoria
Aside from this aspect, this failed invasion is pretty unremarkable; given the current template imposed by extant POS / sov mechanics. But the massive propaganda / intel faux pas on COAD (given your previous successes in this area) really do mark it it out from all the others.
Sys-k fed Zapa a troll of epic proportions, and you swallowed it hook, line, sinker, rod & the unlucky bastard holding it. Had you swallowed just a bit harder, you might have got that boat you always wanted.
If you're honest, it's a candidate for troll of the year
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.11.10 19:55:00 -
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i am many things, honest is not one of them!
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMittani @ Twitter
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Zlatorg
Caldari Dracula Order Legiunea ROmana
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Posted - 2009.11.10 19:59:00 -
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There is a prophecy from days of old.
"...and behold as the serpent of Delve breaks his fangs, hopelessly trying to kill the hamsters of Esoteria. And behold, as he slithers back to his lair, to care and nurse the wounds inflicted by razor sharp teeth. For a mighty, fat hamster will step forward and lead the new-bred army of rodents into the Great War, where the Houses of Rose, Mars and the Flame will cross swords with the Infuriating Traveler and the Outlaw Teacher. The shadow from the east at home in the west will arise one last time, only to diminish on the horizon like a falling star, never to be reawakened again. A short time afterward a new shepherd will be anointed and the sheep will follow. He will bring peace to the universe for a very long time...."
I see the time of absolution is at hand and a new great war will emerge. But who is to play which part is still unclear. Perhaps if you cross my palm with 1.5b isk, the curtain of antiquity will unveil the secret hidden for my eyes. Who survives and who withers in the cold, harsh space?
Thus spoke Zlatorg.
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Minigin
Caldari Shut Up And Play WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2009.11.10 20:00:00 -
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is it not obvious what went wrong? you tried to fight outnumbered <_< . MINIGIN! The original colour poster - now surrounding you in limegreen.
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KFCboy
Caldari Deep Space Productions
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Posted - 2009.11.10 20:05:00 -
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Well on the brightside you now get more time to spend at your private Disp moon pos.. oh wait
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.11.10 20:10:00 -
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Originally by: KFCboy Well on the brightside you now get more time to spend at your private Disp moon pos.. oh wait
yeah losing my own dysprosium moon was a big hit there
heh
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMittani @ Twitter
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Dungar Loghoth
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.11.10 20:54:00 -
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Yeah so I think I did pretty well on my test. He asked a lot of questions I didn't really think he would but I think I did fine on them. It was 15 true/false and we had to answer 10, and 15 short-essay and we had to answer 10. That made it easier to pick the ones I was prepared for, but there were some easy ones (explain three theories why play might be important for development) I feel like I should have been able to answer but didn't (I didn't see anything in my notes about play, so maybe it was in the book???).
Anyway, sorry you're such a bad writer Mittani. You'd think one of the best universities in the country would prepare you for writing at a level that didn't require your wife to edit your terrible articles.
anyway peace ---
Nothing is more discomforting than the discovery of our own inadequacies - Carl Jung |
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kra torii
Minmatar United Systems Navy Zenith Affinity
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Posted - 2009.11.10 21:37:00 -
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At least you can admit the mistakes, Mittens <3
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Agmar
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.11.10 21:43:00 -
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Sup Mittens... Orange line is coming to Dulles. \o/
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Hemmo Paskiainen
Gallente Silver Snake Enterprise Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.11.10 21:46:00 -
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bah another piece of goon propaganda cr@p... i wonder who reads your post serious these days...
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Bob Smackalof
Caldari Woopatang Primary.
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Posted - 2009.11.10 22:00:00 -
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Posting in a a Goon-Failure thread, you'd think we would be less surprised that they fail with only 1 pet with them. Didn't want those towers anyways? Next time bring more pets. -------------------------------------------
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.10 22:13:00 -
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Mitts, seeing another goon take a dump on your head is a pretty clear sign you should hang up your spy shoes. Its time you wrote a ten ton tool article about what clues a pixel spy should look for when his 5 minutes of fame is overà
Hey I got an idea! Why donÆt you write an article about how great EVE was these last 6 months with goonies ôcontrolling the gameöà.. You can start off with the goonies top 3 achievements being the failed Jihad against Empire industrialists, abandoning their allies to die in the east, and why not even goonies care about what you say or do anymore.
Like I always said, goonies are the cancer of EVE and these last 6 months proved my pointà Even your failed propaganda efforts against IT is proof that EVE is done with goonies. Go back under your rocks in Delve and let us get back to playing our gameà
As always, in before u-mad, and some other goonie mem... .
Just Sayin.... Dr. Shot
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lord khnrageX
Amarr Socialites Of The Crazy Horse Saloon Temporal Abyss
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Posted - 2009.11.10 22:20:00 -
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lol mittens..... |
Doomed Predator
Caldari Red Federation
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Posted - 2009.11.10 22:44:00 -
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Originally by: Snot Shot
Mitts, seeing another goon take a dump on your head is a pretty clear sign you should hang up your spy shoes. Its time you wrote a ten ton tool article about what clues a pixel spy should look for when his 5 minutes of fame is overà
Hey I got an idea! Why donÆt you write an article about how great EVE was these last 6 months with goonies ôcontrolling the gameöà.. You can start off with the goonies top 3 achievements being the failed Jihad against Empire industrialists, abandoning their allies to die in the east, and why not even goonies care about what you say or do anymore.
Like I always said, goonies are the cancer of EVE and these last 6 months proved my pointà Even your failed propaganda efforts against IT is proof that EVE is done with goonies. Go back under your rocks in Delve and let us get back to playing our gameà
As always, in before u-mad, and some other goonie mem... .
Weren't you claiming the goons would get reset by the end of August? How's that coming along? Also, I bet you read them and then foam at the mouth so that's one reason for him to keep on writing them.
And for good measure:
The 'Fendahlian Collective' strikes again |
Kaaii
Caldari KaaiiNet Holding Executor Corp
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Posted - 2009.11.10 22:49:00 -
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Originally by: Vile rat
Originally by: Serj Darek Viewership down from last weeks article?
Yeah nobody seems to care about Mittins.
/fixed
According to Oveur, existing LSAA's already anchored will stay there. kieron Director of Community Relations,
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Admiral Goberius
Amarr eXceed Inc.
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Posted - 2009.11.10 22:59:00 -
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Mittani you are doing it wrong.
You are supposed to claim it was a roadtrip.
- Gob
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Darius JOHNSON
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.11.10 23:15:00 -
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Originally by: Bob Smackalof Posting in a a Goon-Failure thread, you'd think we would be less surprised that they fail with only 1 pet with them. Didn't want those towers anyways? Next time bring more pets.
Primary.
Originally by: Iroku Mata Darius is time to STFU and make your GSM place free for someone who got the humildity to have the job you claim and failled!
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