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Nikita Alterana
Gallente Clearly Compensating Da Orkz
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Posted - 2009.11.12 05:35:00 -
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So many people have asked me this question and I think its time I answered them once and for all, and any other times it comes up, I can direct the people to this link. The question is this. Why? Why are you such a mean evil jerk who wants to kill my poor innocent heavily armed faction fit battleship? Why are you such a bad evil person. I thought about it, and its quite simple really, its who I am. This is who I am. This is the Canticle of the Pirate. This is what I am, and why I am.
I run on the wrong side of life I'm the one that you fear when you hold your wife I run where the darker crowds run On the rain-swept streets where black rain runs
I play where the darker kids play I'm the one who goes out when you end your day I dance were the darker crowds dance In the pitch black clubs in a clove stained trance
I see things the darker kids see Though you wouldn�t believe all that�s happened to me I�ve been to the backside of Hell And I've played with your fear and enjoyed it well
This our time, the nights our day We'll dance this fading life away
I run on the wrong side of life I'm the one that you fear when you hold your wife I run where the darker crowds run On the rain-swept streets where black rain runs
I play where the darker kids play I'm the one who goes out when you end your day I dance were the darker crowds dance In the pitch black clubs in a clove stained trance
This, our time, the night's our day We'll dance this fading life away
So to answer, why am I so mean, why do I pvp and kill and maim everyone. Because, I'm a bad, rotten evil person who walks on the wrong side of life. I thought that other pirates and pvpers would like this so I stuck it here instead of my corp board. __________________________________________________ All Glory to the Goat Gods! |
Razzor Death
Antares Shipyards Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.12 05:40:00 -
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This should be in the role players section
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Nikita Alterana
Gallente Clearly Compensating Da Orkz
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Posted - 2009.11.12 05:49:00 -
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not really, its not roleplaying. Its an honest answer to an honest question that people ask me ingame all the time.
Honestly, its pretty simple. The reason I act like a mean rotten nasty person who enjoys blowing up defenseless ships is because I'm a mean rotten nasty person who enjoys blowing up defenseless ships.
if this was the roleplaying section I would be talkin lik da brodaz caz we'se gotz da thumpas an da choppas an make da big booms. __________________________________________________ All Glory to the Goat Gods! |
Arvald
Caldari The Lumberjacks
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Posted - 2009.11.12 05:58:00 -
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Originally by: Nikita Alterana not really, its not roleplaying. Its an honest answer to an honest question that people ask me ingame all the time.
Honestly, its pretty simple. The reason I act like a mean rotten nasty person who enjoys blowing up defenseless ships is because I'm a mean rotten nasty person who enjoys blowing up defenseless ships.
if this was the roleplaying section I would be talkin lik da brodaz caz we'se gotz da thumpas an da choppas an make da big booms.
duct tape
screw you 5 minute timer |
Razzor Death
Antares Shipyards Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.12 06:24:00 -
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Originally by: Nikita Alterana not really, its not roleplaying. Its an honest answer to an honest question that people ask me ingame all the time.
Honestly, its pretty simple. The reason I act like a mean rotten nasty person who enjoys blowing up defenseless ships is because I'm a mean rotten nasty person who enjoys blowing up defenseless ships.
if this was the roleplaying section I would be talkin lik da brodaz caz we'se gotz da thumpas an da choppas an make da big booms.
yea can you please go to the role playing section.
thanks in advance
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Anubis Xian
Reavers
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Posted - 2009.11.12 07:52:00 -
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Role Playing Section is that way chief. ------------->
Originally by: CCP Oveur The client handles no logic, it is simply a dumb terminal.
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Kora Zilesti
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Posted - 2009.11.12 09:45:00 -
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A fair composition, though I feel like some of the lines were crafted in such a way as to wedge rhyming words in there, rather than focusing on what makes sense or conveys the feeling best.
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.11.12 13:18:00 -
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Quote: In the pitch black clubs in a clove stained trance
All right, confess. You changed the lyrics of some goth rock song, didn't you.
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Arvald
Caldari The Lumberjacks
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Posted - 2009.11.12 13:19:00 -
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I prefer this Pirate song
screw you 5 minute timer |
Rhanna Khurin
Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2009.11.12 13:22:00 -
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Edited by: Rhanna Khurin on 12/11/2009 13:23:18 Is canticle even a word?
*goes off to check*
Yup, means a hymn
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Roland Octavious
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Posted - 2009.11.12 13:48:00 -
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Fixed for OP This is what I am, and why I am.
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K'uata Sayus
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Posted - 2009.11.12 14:34:00 -
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Edited by: K''uata Sayus on 12/11/2009 14:34:27 If you were who you say you are, you wouldn't have posted in the first place, and you wouldn't really have given a damn what other players think of you.
EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM. |
Rhanna Khurin
Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2009.11.12 15:10:00 -
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Edited by: Rhanna Khurin on 12/11/2009 15:12:20 What'll we do with a drunken sailor, What'll we do with a drunken sailor, What'll we do with a drunken sailor, Earl-aye in the morning?
Chorus: Way hay and up she rises Patent blocks o' diff'rent sizes, Way hay and up she rises Earl-aye in the morning
1. Sling him in the long boat till he's sober, 2. Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er. 3. Pull out the plug and wet him all over, 4. Take 'im and shake 'im, try an' wake 'im. 5. Trice him up in a runnin' bowline. 6. Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end. 7. Give 'im a dose of salt and water. 8. Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster. 9. Shave his belly with a rusty razor. 10. Send him up the crow's nest till he falls down, 11. Tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under, 12. Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him. 13. Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts flippers. 14. Put him in the guard room till he's sober. 15. Put him in bed with the captain's daughter*). 16. Take the Baby and call it Bo'sun. 17. Turn him over and drive him windward. 18. Put him in the scuffs until the horse bites on him. 19. Heave him by the leg and with a rung console him. 20. That's what we'll do with the drunken sailor.
Jack Sparrow style!
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