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ChromeStriker
The Riot Formation Get Off My Lawn
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Posted - 2012.06.15 09:17:00 -
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You consider Iceland to be a viable vacation destination
You make a mental note of who you consider to be reds, neuts and blues in your workplace
You refer to coffee and other stimulating drinks as cap boosters
You get in a traffic jam and start swearing about how time dilation is about to kick in
You hate the rapper Drake for a reason other than his music, his appearance or who he is as a person
You have a seperate clock on your phone that is set to EVE time
Mall parking lots remind you of Jita
You spent $250 on a Playstation 3 just so you can play DUST
You're always half tempted to tell a stranger that if he gives you 5 bucks you will triple it
You own a lego rifter
You wonder how many high slots are on the ship in the movie Wall-E
You accidentally say 23/7 instead of 24/7
You yell at your children "Fail fit" when they put their shoes on wrong
You align to fire exits in case of emergency
Come home from a night at the bar and see a police checkpoint and think ah crap gate camp.
While looking at the price of something in a grocery store and think I wonder what the price in another region is.
While on the interstate a car speed by you and you think ah a scout.
I always call my email, evemail even in client meetings.
You sign your work email with your EVE name
You go o/ in the chat window to the guy who posses your computer from IT
When you say "Roger" to your boss instead of "ok" (Guilty)
When you tell your kids who are making too much noise that its closed coms
When you explain to your girlfriend that the quickest way to the recently booked holiday destination is to take the jump bridge
You tell your other half you can have sex ALL night because you are cap stable.
You tell your mates in a busy pub to find somewhere to stand and "anchor on Dave"
You tell your colleague that his recent securing of an important contract was full of win.
You are watching a TV programme about the years most prolific celebrities and wonder why The Mittani didnt get a mention.
When your wife refers to EVE as "that stupid game".
When setting up international meetings, you are the one everyone counts on to figure out scheduling because you know what the relative time differences between AU/NZ, west coast, east coast, UK, Germany and (western) Russia without looking it up.
When your alarm clock is set to make the "target locking" sound to wake you up fast.
When your wife starts knowing the names of the pilots in your Alliance and asks how they are doing.
You call your female partner Aura in bed and ask her to say dirty things to you like, "Warp drive, active."
And if she's not in the mood, all she has to say is, "You are unable to jump because you are warp scrambled."
*kodos to the lawn alliance for these, thought id spread the fun a bit further
Your turn... - Nulla Curas |
Rico Minali
Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension
747
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Posted - 2012.06.15 09:25:00 -
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When you have a car crash, jump out and run off to avoid being podded.
When your boss calls you in for an explanation and the first thing that comes to mind is "Because of Falcon."
When you run out of money and ask your mum if you can borrow some isk.
When someone asks you where you were and you say "Sorry I was afk." Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing. |
ChromeStriker
The Riot Formation Get Off My Lawn
128
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:13:00 -
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You sit down, turn on your computer, and you've logged in and not realised
You start to look like your toon
You call primaries instead of priorities at work
You realize you cant use repair paste on your car (they overheat worse than spaceships!!)
- Nulla Curas |
Private Pineapple
Rifterlings Damu'Khonde
87
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:18:00 -
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This thread is bad and awkward and you should feel bad and awkward.
Bad.
And.
Awkward. Support Damen Apol's proposal! -áSolve all problems with FW with a simple solution!
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=119683&find=unread |
Degren
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
1418
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:19:00 -
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When you wake up thinking oh holy **** I am in the middle of the woods? Wait no, no, get meat. No god dammit, that's your alarm clock, you are in real life. Don't worry about zombies or bandits. Dare to dream of a better New Eden. -áDegren for CSM 8 |
Nazowa
UK Corp RAZOR Alliance
4
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:22:00 -
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Hilarious |
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CCP Punkturis
C C P C C P Alliance
2571
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:22:00 -
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Private Pineapple wrote:This thread is bad and awkward and you should feel bad and awkward.
Bad.
And.
Awkward.
I disagree, I liked it and it made me smile
(smiling is my favorite!) Gÿà EVE User Interface Programmer Gÿà GÖÑ Team Super Friends GÖÑ @CCP_Punkturis My Dev Blogs |
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Singoth
Kronos Fleet
71
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:23:00 -
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I'm just going to write LOL so they know I laughed.
LOL. Less yappin', more zappin'! |
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CCP Prism X
C C P C C P Alliance
660
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:29:00 -
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Private Pineapple wrote:This thread is bad and awkward and you should feel bad and awkward.
Bad.
And.
Awkward.
Dude, there's absolytely nothing wrong with being a tarblack-tanned blonde midget. But being petty about it by trying to make others feel bad about themselves is a totally different story. You should feel bad and awkward! @CCP_PrismX EVE Database Developer and Expert Ranter |
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CCP karkur
C C P C C P Alliance
1031
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:31:00 -
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I find this very funny... please add more CCP karkur | User Interface Programmer | Team Avatar | @CCP_karkur |
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Lunataria
Blackstar Privateer Consortium Enigma Project
21
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:32:00 -
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When you refer to every type of currency as ISK |
Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
102
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:39:00 -
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CCP Prism X wrote:Private Pineapple wrote:This thread is bad and awkward and you should feel bad and awkward.
Bad.
And.
Awkward. Dude, there's absolytely nothing wrong with being a tarblack-tanned blonde midget. But being petty about it by trying to make others feel bad about themselves is a totally different story. You should feel bad and awkward!
lulz!
CCP karkur wrote:I find this very funny... please add more and I think there was a post like this just a few days ago, go look there! |
My Postman
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
49
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:40:00 -
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Hilarious.
You tell your other half you can have sex ALL night because you are cap stable.
This made me ROFLMAO:
When smuggling ciggies from Slovenia to Austria i was cought in a gate camp from several custom officers. They ransomed me for Gé¼ 300, and respected the ransom.
True story.
Do i play to much? |
Grumpy Owly
Paladin Philanthropists
632
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:47:00 -
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..... When you ask the care salesman about the tech 2 version. Bounty Hunting for CSM7 |
Alice Saki
Analog Folk SRS.
117
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:49:00 -
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you're watching a nature documentary at your parents house in which a blackbird appears and you find yourself yelling out "**** guys, he's gonna ******* jam you!"
Awkward glances where harvested
http://tinyurl.com/RifterDeath My Rifter Adventure in Null |
Muscaat
EVE Markets
6
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:51:00 -
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...you've lost count of the number of "You know you play EVE too much when..." threads you've read over the years |
Ahri Jhan
Shadowkrieg
63
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:52:00 -
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when you start calling the police "CONCORD"
I'm surprised you missed that :) |
Tenchi Sal
Dust Bunnies 514
95
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:53:00 -
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Every 3mins, you lower the price on the car you are selling by 0.01 dollar. |
Carola Kessler
Lost Sisters Of New Eden Freelancer Coalition
21
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:56:00 -
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You know you play to much Eve......
If you wake up the morning and are all panicking...asking yourselfs while had dreams from Eve in the nigth....
WHERE IS MY FECKING POD GONE!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRCeLYnMxII
:P
mfg
Carola Kessler |
ChromeStriker
The Riot Formation Get Off My Lawn
132
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:58:00 -
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You look for Quafe in vending machines
You look for the cloak when going past police
You click to talk on the phone
You relate your car to an Eve ship
You ask your friends if they want to go hotdrop the local takeaway
If you go to a take away ever again it is known as hotdrop oGÇÖclock
When giving directions you say GÇ£align toGÇ¥ GÇ£take the next jumpGÇ¥ GÇ£warp toGÇ¥ and refer to distances in AU
You sign a cast GÇ£should of fitted a DCUGÇ¥
- Nulla Curas |
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Talon SilverHawk
Patria o Muerte
439
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:03:00 -
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When you start signing your work emails Tal, then trying to explain why (especially when your over 40)
Tal
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Headerman1
The New Era C0NVICTED
23
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:09:00 -
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When you are driving a Caterpillar 797 at an open cut mine up a haul road loaded with coal and you would gladly fit some auxillary thruster rigs to it to make it go faster. |
Virgil Travis
GWA Corp Unified Church of the Unobligated
326
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:14:00 -
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ChromeStriker wrote: You click to talk on the phone
I did this on skype one night when I thought I was talking on vent Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method |
Makari Aeron
The Shadow's Of Eve TSOE Consortium
11
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:20:00 -
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You jailbreak your ipod touch/iphone and the first thing you do is look for EVE Online themes (guilty! I have the EVE capacitor as my battery)
I'm guilty of these:
ChromeStriker wrote:
You have a seperate clock on your phone that is set to EVE time
You spent $250 on a Playstation 3 just so you can play DUST
You sign your work email with your EVE name
When you say "Roger" to your boss instead of "ok" (Guilty)
You sit down, turn on your computer, and you've logged in and not realised
Pew Pew Pew! |
Rrama Ratamnim
Phoenix Evolved Part Duo
63
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:24:00 -
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ChromeStriker wrote: You call primaries instead of priorities at work
You realize you cant use repair paste on your car (they overheat worse than spaceships!!)
LMFAO i just died laughing at these two
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Rrama Ratamnim
Phoenix Evolved Part Duo
63
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:25:00 -
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Virgil Travis wrote:ChromeStriker wrote: You click to talk on the phone
I did this on skype one night when I thought I was talking on vent
I think we've all done this crap once or twice, i actually did it once talking to my wife with her in the room! |
Hengroen
Unknown Soldiers Soldiers Of New Eve
0
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:30:00 -
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when you check news that is going on in eve before you check news about RL stuff.
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Mund Richard
1
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:30:00 -
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Quote:- You make a mental note of who you consider to be reds, neuts and blues in your workplace
- You go o/ in the chat window to the guy who posses your computer from IT
- When setting up international meetings, you are the one everyone counts on to figure out scheduling because you know what the relative time differences between AU/NZ, west coast, east coast, UK, Germany and (western) Russia without looking it up.
- when you check news that is going on in eve before you check news about RL stuff.
- You sit down, turn on your computer, and you've logged in and not realised
uh-oh...
Also, this one is pure BRILLIANT!Quote:When your alarm clock is set to make the "target locking" sound to wake you up fast. Going to try it out. |
DeBingJos
Avalon Project Shadow Rock Alliance
303
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:36:00 -
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When you sign your workmails with your EVE character name. ( True story ) Fix FW ! |
Tanya Powers
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
1278
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:41:00 -
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Quote:You know you play eve too much when...
When you start being too serious at it.
When you can't remember the last time you took a shower
When you can't remember how nice is the sun light
When you can't pay your bills any more
When your internet is down and U get mad
But most probably you know you play eve too much when you smell (if you ever smell yourself or have a mirror) |
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Grumpy Owly
Paladin Philanthropists
632
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:41:00 -
[31] - Quote
Just for fun: When you are scared if the rules changed without a blog about can flipping when watching the bin men collect your trash? Bounty Hunting for CSM7 |
Josef Djugashvilis
The Scope Gallente Federation
316
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:47:00 -
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Headerman1 wrote:When you are driving a Caterpillar 797 at an open cut mine up a haul road loaded with coal and you would gladly fit some auxillary thruster rigs to it to make it go faster.
Looked one up on google, really like the go-faster wheels You want fries with that? |
Xhaiden Ora
University of Caille Gallente Federation
83
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:49:00 -
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You've plotted your vacation so you get back just in time to refill your skill queue. >.> |
Thor Kerrigan
Guardians of Asceticism
91
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:49:00 -
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When you have nothing to do at a party and look at your buddy to ask "passive isk?"
=D |
Josef Djugashvilis
The Scope Gallente Federation
316
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:51:00 -
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When you regard anyone who does not play Eve as slightly 'odd' You want fries with that? |
Pinstar Colton
Sweet Asteroid Acres
141
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:52:00 -
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When you playing EVE too much arises the same level of jealousy from your wife as if you had been cheating on her with a girl named Eve.
When your toddler is pooping their diaper, you refer to it as a "Hot Drop" and treat both events with equal levels of aversion.
When you read the ingredient label on a sports drink and wonder if you are, in fact, drinking coolant.
In the cat-and-mouse game that is low sec, there is no shame in learning to be a better mouse. |
ElQuirko
The Scope Gallente Federation
722
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:54:00 -
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When you ask your friend how much "RL ISK" they have on them when you two are in a shop.
And your friend doesn't play EVE.
And you get some really awkward looks. CISPA - Readin' your secret corptheft mails since 2012 |
Luis Graca
52
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:56:00 -
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When you play more time in the forums than in the actual game |
Doc Severide
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
117
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Posted - 2012.06.15 13:00:00 -
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When you own over a dozen PC's and can have one in every room of the house so you can jump on whenever... |
Alice Saki
Analog Folk SRS.
119
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Posted - 2012.06.15 13:02:00 -
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Luis Graca wrote:When you play more time in the forums than in the actual game
I think its more along the lines of You Troll the Eve forums more than Doing Work ^_^
I only browse these forums at work xD Scottish Interweb Spaceshippy Person |
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flakeys
Arkham Innovations Paper Tiger Coalition
305
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Posted - 2012.06.15 13:04:00 -
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When you've seen this exact topic come by for a hundred times on the forum. |
Grumpymunky
Super Monkey Tribe of Danger
240
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Posted - 2012.06.15 13:08:00 -
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ChromeStriker wrote:You look for the cloak when going past police Cloaks won't work when the police are after you fyi.
Post with your monkey. |
ElQuirko
The Scope Gallente Federation
722
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Posted - 2012.06.15 13:10:00 -
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When you get mad every time you see a police car that hasn't had its blinky light removed and hasn't been resprayed into gay camo colours. CISPA - Readin' your secret corptheft mails since 2012 |
Fabulousli Obvious
State War Academy Caldari State
349
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Posted - 2012.06.15 13:15:00 -
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You have 4 Unsubscribed Toons and still read the Forums. I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900 |
Josef Djugashvilis
The Scope Gallente Federation
316
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Posted - 2012.06.15 13:20:00 -
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Fabulousli Obvious wrote:You have 4 Unsubscribed Toons and still read the Forums.
+1 for Oscar.
You seem to be a fan of his, which is a good thing. You want fries with that? |
Aramatheia
European Nuthouse
42
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Posted - 2012.06.15 13:38:00 -
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when a red light goes from red to green i occasionally mutter to myself "warp drive active" /sigh |
Gary Goat
XDC-UK
6
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Posted - 2012.06.15 13:58:00 -
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When you start refering to the rough parts of town as low sec.
When you talk down to your boss because you run a much larger corp then he does.
When you try and gank the bin man after he "flips your cans" |
Dheeradj Nurgle
Antwerpse Kerels The Skeleton Crew
17
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Posted - 2012.06.15 14:00:00 -
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ChromeStriker wrote: You consider Iceland to be a viable vacation destination
You make a mental note of who you consider to be reds, neuts and blues in your workplace
You go o/ in the chat window to the guy who posses your computer from IT
When you say "Roger" to your boss instead of "ok" (Guilty)
*kodos to the lawn alliance for these, thought id spread the fun a bit further
Your turn...
1; It is actually.... I like the weather....
2; Meh, I got friends, and people I feel indifferent about.
3; Basic in our company |
Crosten
Parasitic Jaegers Friendly Players Alliance
0
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Posted - 2012.06.15 14:17:00 -
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...you try to bump the car in front of you out of the POS |
Rikanin
Wargasm Inc
21
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Posted - 2012.06.15 14:57:00 -
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When you're watching EVE youtube videos and you keep trying to pan the camera around to zoom in on the stuff you actually WANT to see and only succeed in pausing the video.
DAMNIT!
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Barbelo Valentinian
The Scope Gallente Federation
332
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Posted - 2012.06.15 15:24:00 -
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Rikanin wrote:When you're watching EVE youtube videos and you keep trying to pan the camera around to zoom in on the stuff you actually WANT to see and only succeed in pausing the video.
DAMNIT!
LOL, I have soooo done that.
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Torneach
Viziam Amarr Empire
266
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Posted - 2012.06.15 15:34:00 -
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When you wonder how valuable the implants were in the eggs you had for breakfast.
When you see a cop car go by and think, "Does he have a long or short point?"
When you wish there was a wormhole to get you past the Friday afternoon traffic. |
Bradstone
BradNett Reloaded
2
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Posted - 2012.06.15 16:06:00 -
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When your wife/girlfriend/mother sends you a text saying she has set your standing to -10.0 for not taking the garbage out.
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Aeril Malkyre
Knights of the Ouroboros
84
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Posted - 2012.06.15 16:38:00 -
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Barbelo Valentinian wrote:Rikanin wrote:When you're watching EVE youtube videos and you keep trying to pan the camera around to zoom in on the stuff you actually WANT to see and only succeed in pausing the video. DAMNIT!
LOL, I have soooo done that. Include 'tried to pan screenshots' with that as well.
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vasuul
BLUE M00N Fetish Group Eternus Imperium Alliance
73
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Posted - 2012.06.15 17:15:00 -
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when you start wishing you had a real life drone ,that could fly into the kitchen to bring you beer and cigarettes ,food etc.
when your significant other starts chewing you out and you refer to it as taking aggro
if you have ever referred to your refrigerator as your cargo bay or hangar
if you have ever gone to the strip bar and thought , wow you cant find these in Amarr
you refer to your daily errands as mission running
you refer to reading a textbook ,as skill training
you see a fancy new car you want ,and wonder what region can i find the blueprint for it ?
you refer to your private part as your titan
when you go fishing and catch one you holler " I GOT A POINT "
you see a cop has some one pulled over and think ha ha " concorded "
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Lady Ayeipsia
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
252
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Posted - 2012.06.15 17:43:00 -
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When you take LEAN manufacturing courses at work, in the hopes of improving t2 product on your indy alts.
Or worse....
When you refer to yourself as an indy alt. |
Gal Mart
2
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Posted - 2012.06.15 17:56:00 -
[57] - Quote
When you refer to parts of your city as hi, low and null sec.
When you worry about your 'standings' when entering those parts of town. |
TexasFire
Texas Deep Space Apocalypse Now.
37
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Posted - 2012.06.15 18:05:00 -
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When you write to the producers of "The Big Bang Theory" to inform them that the cast playing WoW is just WRONG!!!!
Everyone knows a Phd would play Eve.
(True Story) |
Korsiri
Mousetrap Building Inc.
41
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Posted - 2012.06.15 18:22:00 -
[59] - Quote
when the kids are off at a scout camp for the weekend and your first thought is, "yeah! hubby and I can get in some level 4s now!" |
Betrinna Cantis
5
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Posted - 2012.06.15 18:38:00 -
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When you wreck your car and tell the mechanic "shoulda had more tank" Alts have been changed to protect the Innocent. You may have mistaken me for someone who cares..... |
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Betrinna Cantis
5
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Posted - 2012.06.15 18:43:00 -
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TexasFire wrote:When you write to the producers of "The Big Bang Theory" to inform them that the cast playing WoW is just WRONG!!!!
Everyone knows a Phd would play Eve.
(True Story) Nice one Alts have been changed to protect the Innocent. You may have mistaken me for someone who cares..... |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
96
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Posted - 2012.06.15 19:17:00 -
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When you call getting sucked into an office hallway conversation "getting bubbled." Especially when that phrase starts becoming common usage amongst the non-EVE players in the office. (true ) And the coffe-pot becomes known as the "bubble camp." ( true )
When you think of your short boss moving about amongst the cubes at work as 'cloaked.'
When you see a speed trap and think "Gate Camp."
When you tink of the police as 'Concord.'
When you get cut-off in traffic and wonder why Concord didn't spawn.
When somone wipes out, you say "Ha! Podded!"
When your daughter ask you to stop playing 'Internet Space-y ships' so she can check her e-mail. ( Common event in my house ) Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing. |
Rath Kelbore
The Six-Pack Syndicate
236
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Posted - 2012.06.15 19:51:00 -
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Tenchi Sal wrote:Every 3mins, you lower the price on the car you are selling by 0.01 dollar.
lol. That's one I've not seen before. Good work. I plan on living forever.......so far, so good. |
Cavel Avada
0igital Anarchy Sev3rance
19
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Posted - 2012.06.15 20:26:00 -
[64] - Quote
- When you open a messy folder on your computer and try to find the "stack all" button. (true story) |
Atrocitus Parallax
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2012.06.15 21:26:00 -
[65] - Quote
You drive by a car wreck but instead of calling for help you jump out and start to loot the car of any worth while items.
When your coworker tells you they are quitting you ask if you can have there stuff. |
Atrocitus Parallax
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2012.06.15 21:28:00 -
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Betrinna Cantis wrote:TexasFire wrote:When you write to the producers of "The Big Bang Theory" to inform them that the cast playing WoW is just WRONG!!!!
Everyone knows a Phd would play Eve.
(True Story) Nice one
I have to agree with that. |
Private Pineapple
Rifterlings Damu'Khonde
88
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Posted - 2012.06.15 21:51:00 -
[67] - Quote
CCP Prism X wrote:Private Pineapple wrote:This thread is bad and awkward and you should feel bad and awkward.
Bad.
And.
Awkward. Dude, there's absolytely nothing wrong with being a tarblack-tanned blonde midget. But being petty about it by trying to make others feel bad about themselves is a totally different story. You should feel bad and awkward!
Reported. Support Damen Apol's proposal! -áSolve all problems with FW with a simple solution!
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=119683&find=unread |
Unimaginative Guy
Dutch Squad Chained Reactions
15
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Posted - 2012.06.15 23:53:00 -
[68] - Quote
Private Pineapple wrote:CCP Prism X wrote:Private Pineapple wrote:This thread is bad and awkward and you should feel bad and awkward.
Bad.
And.
Awkward. Dude, there's absolytely nothing wrong with being a tarblack-tanned blonde midget. But being petty about it by trying to make others feel bad about themselves is a totally different story. You should feel bad and awkward! Reported.
Man you really are a sour egg. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
143
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Posted - 2012.06.16 00:01:00 -
[69] - Quote
My Postman wrote:When smuggling ciggies from Slovenia to Austria i was cought in a gate camp from several custom officers. They ransomed me for Gé¼ 300, and respected the ransom.
True story.
Do i play to much? What were you doing AFK?? -á"The Mittani: Hated By Badposters i'm strangely comfortable with it" -Mittens |
Torneach
Viziam Amarr Empire
267
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Posted - 2012.06.16 00:05:00 -
[70] - Quote
silens vesica wrote:When you think of your short boss moving about amongst the cubes at work as 'cloaked.'
Also when you try and set up an intel channel with your coworkers so you can alert each other when the boss is prowling the office. |
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Meldorn Vaash
State War Academy Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2012.06.16 00:40:00 -
[71] - Quote
you immediately think "Pend Insurance" when shopping for new auto insurance.
you're convinced you actually cloned jumped after a hard night of drinking.
you're significant other tells you to stop playing with your "imaginary friends."
you don't consider your computer ready until at least one Eve client is up and running.
someone asks you about Eve Online and you're response is "How much time do I have to explain it?"
you've seriously considered putting your corp history in your RL resume.
you've watched the CNN financial feeds at the bottom of the screen and wondered where Noxium, Isogen, Megacyte etc. etc. are
subconsciously assign standings to those you know |
Corina Jarr
Spazzoid Enterprises Purpose Built
824
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Posted - 2012.06.16 00:55:00 -
[72] - Quote
Meldorn Vaash wrote:subconsciously assign standings to those you know Uh oh... |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
41
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Posted - 2012.06.16 01:01:00 -
[73] - Quote
Spend nine minutes explaining what you meant when you wrote "shiptoasting" in an e-mail reply. If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Corina Jarr
Spazzoid Enterprises Purpose Built
824
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Posted - 2012.06.16 01:05:00 -
[74] - Quote
When you play a fantasy MMO for the first time and ask about Corporations. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
143
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Posted - 2012.06.16 04:53:00 -
[75] - Quote
When you refuse to apply more than 3 coats of wax to your car because of the stacking penalty. -á"The Mittani: Hated By Badposters i'm strangely comfortable with it" -Mittens |
CaptainOnDeck
Cloud 2 Citizens
0
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Posted - 2012.06.16 06:21:00 -
[76] - Quote
When you accidentally call Monopoly money isk. true story |
Kentt Em'asep
Sec Det 125
28
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Posted - 2012.06.16 06:25:00 -
[77] - Quote
"When you get into a car wreak and you jump out and sprint away in fear of getting podded."
Saw that one on countless bios >.< |
Dengen Krastinov
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
2
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Posted - 2012.06.16 07:56:00 -
[78] - Quote
When you call up Nationwide after a car accident and inquire about the payout of platinum insurance |
Patrick Estemaire
Black Candle Labs
19
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Posted - 2012.06.16 08:04:00 -
[79] - Quote
When you catch yourself 'spinning' in an office chair.
When something goes wrong and you think 'Goons did it'.
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Riggs Droput
Born-2-Kill
37
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Posted - 2012.06.16 08:36:00 -
[80] - Quote
When you start to think about your pets as Drones and you wonder why they wont return and orbit I would rather die on my feet, than live on my knees |
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Winters Chill
Homeworld Republic United Homeworlds
65
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Posted - 2012.06.16 08:42:00 -
[81] - Quote
You post in the yearly "You know you play eve too much when" thread on the eve forum, inferring that a thread of this type has consistently appear each year since 2004. |
Stalafur
State War Academy Caldari State
23
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Posted - 2012.06.16 09:05:00 -
[82] - Quote
When you see a group of gangsters, staring at you. You think: 'Aw **** they're going to gank me' When you go to your insurance company and ask if they payout for mining barges. When you go into the ghetto part of town and think: Not to worry, I have stealth bombers. When you see a big corporate building, you mutter under your breath 'Goons' |
zxc Uisen
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2012.06.16 09:33:00 -
[83] - Quote
Every morning you promise to get a better computer so you can turn the graphics in the captain's quarters to high quality
Every morning you wonder how you got to a station after logging off in a safe
You can never locate your corpse collection (even though you got an industrial size walk-in freezer) |
Cid SilverWing
Grim Determination Clockworks Inc. Nulli Tertius
6
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Posted - 2012.06.16 18:31:00 -
[84] - Quote
When you look at an actual freighter and wonder why it's not using its Jump Drive.
When you mount a laser dot to your paintball/airsoft gun and think "Ha! Target painter!"
When you watch Animal Rescue and they use nets to catch the uncontrollable animals, you think "Webified!"
When you're overly concerned with the level of insurance for your car/bike/whatever ("Mmm, can I afford Platinum?")
When you're looking at a Boeing 747 and imagine a Rifter next to it to see which is bigger.
If you're an archeologist digging in the deserts, you keep wondering to yourself how many more cycles until you get to that loot. |
Sadayiel
Silver Snake Enterprise Against ALL Authorities
61
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Posted - 2012.06.16 19:36:00 -
[85] - Quote
When after you finish doing something somewhere in the other side of town your first tought it's. Ok let's clone jump back home (guilty)
When crawling a pub on weekend nights you go to *Tackle* a girl/group of girls for your friends (guilty)
When everytime you see someone handing papers on street as business promotions you think of them as spammers.
When you heard ppl talk about your country politics or a company directors your 1st tought it's they are noobs i know worse ones (guilty)
P.S: i do not have a proper EVE time on my phone but a Reikjavik one so i may consider myself guilty on that one |
Maxpie
Metaphysical Utopian Society Explorations
149
|
Posted - 2012.06.16 22:52:00 -
[86] - Quote
ChromeStriker wrote: You hate the rapper Drake for a reason other than his music, his appearance or who he is as a person
I never heard of this guy until recently. Now every time I hear his name, I think he must have a good shield tank. I basically cannot hear the name without thinking of the ship.
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Hiram Alexander
Seraphim Securities
230
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Posted - 2012.06.16 23:22:00 -
[87] - Quote
When your boss asks what you did at the weekend, and without thinking you tell them you spent Saturday night raping some Russian guys... |
Tony Two Bullet
Monocle Madness The Mockers AO
13
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Posted - 2012.06.17 03:59:00 -
[88] - Quote
When you make crazy lotteries for players to play with so you can get some serous fun out of it!
100B+ ISK Lottery going on right now, check signature. CEO-á Monocle Madness ~ Mega-Insane Lotteries for the Mentally Unstable http://www.monoclemadness.com |
EvEa Deva
State War Academy Caldari State
49
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Posted - 2012.06.17 04:56:00 -
[89] - Quote
when you call the lazy people at work AFK cloakers |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
145
|
Posted - 2012.06.17 08:18:00 -
[90] - Quote
EvEa Deva wrote:when you call the lazy people at work AFK cloakers ...that guy who gets paid every month...but you never see him... -á"The Mittani: Hated By Badposters i'm strangely comfortable with it" -Mittens |
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Sable Moran
Moran Light Industries
54
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Posted - 2012.06.17 08:53:00 -
[91] - Quote
Barbelo Valentinian wrote:Rikanin wrote:When you're watching EVE youtube videos and you keep trying to pan the camera around to zoom in on the stuff you actually WANT to see and only succeed in pausing the video.
DAMNIT!
LOL, I have soooo done that.
I've actually tried to do that on static images. Only caught up after several seconds of 'Why doesn't this work!!'.
Sable's Ammo Shop at Alentene V - Moon 4 - Duvolle Laboratories Factory. Hybrid charges, Projectile ammo, Missiles, Drones, Ships, Need'em? We have'em, at affordable prices. Pop in at our Ammo Shop in sunny Alentene. |
Ten Bulls
Sons of Olsagard
183
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Posted - 2012.06.17 09:06:00 -
[92] - Quote
Your at the supermarket and you find yourself wondering what isle a mod is in. |
Arline Kley
Galactic Rangers
12
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Posted - 2012.06.17 09:19:00 -
[93] - Quote
your in a collegues car and asked him if it has been speedtanked properly..
your in a bakery and ask for bread made from Amarrian Wheat.
Blessed are those that carry the Empress' Light; with it they destroy the shadows |
Noras Ellan
Norian Horizons
0
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Posted - 2012.06.17 11:01:00 -
[94] - Quote
When you're seeing your friend off at the airport, and you raise one hand and shout 'FLY SAFE!' . . . even though you know he's not the actual pilot. |
ACE McFACE
24th Imperial Crusade Amarr Empire
704
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Posted - 2012.06.17 11:50:00 -
[95] - Quote
Noras Ellan wrote:When you're seeing your friend off at the airport, and you raise one hand and shout 'FLY SAFE!' . . . even though you know he's not the actual pilot. Similar to this one.
When you read a book or watch a movie/TV show and a character says "Fly safe" you go "Heh, EVE" I just gotta go fast! |
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
59
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Posted - 2012.06.17 12:09:00 -
[96] - Quote
Some of this sounds more like ptsd. Yeah, we play this game way too much. But, is that really a good thing or a bad thing? Maybe a little of both? |
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
59
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Posted - 2012.06.17 12:12:00 -
[97] - Quote
Sable Moran wrote:Barbelo Valentinian wrote:Rikanin wrote:When you're watching EVE youtube videos and you keep trying to pan the camera around to zoom in on the stuff you actually WANT to see and only succeed in pausing the video.
DAMNIT!
LOL, I have soooo done that. I've actually tried to do that on static images. Only caught up after several seconds of 'Why doesn't this work!!'.
This has made me refrain from fullscreen quite often, especially when it looks like the video was captured in the same resolution as me. |
Taranius De Consolville
The Mockers of Krondor
7
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Posted - 2012.06.17 12:41:00 -
[98] - Quote
When your 7 year old son annoys you and you tell him to sod off or your gonna pod him (guilty) |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
98
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Posted - 2012.06.17 13:31:00 -
[99] - Quote
Torneach wrote:silens vesica wrote:When you think of your short boss moving about amongst the cubes at work as 'cloaked.' Also when you try and set up an intel channel with your coworkers so you can alert each other when the boss is prowling the office. Back when I was a submariner, we did precisely that - When the skipper came aft through the tunnel, the Aux Machinery Room watchstander woud grab the phones can mutter 'charlie oscar aft.' That geve the guys in Maneuvering just enough time to get their feet down off the console rails before he reached 'em. Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing. |
Anke Eyrou
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2012.06.17 13:33:00 -
[100] - Quote
You read the forums before checking RL email. |
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Alua Oresson
Demon-War-Lords Fatal Ascension
120
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Posted - 2012.06.17 13:36:00 -
[101] - Quote
ChromeStriker wrote: You consider Iceland to be a viable vacation destination
You have a seperate clock on your phone that is set to EVE time
You spent $250 on a Playstation 3 just so you can play DUST (Planning on it)
I always call my email, evemail even in client meetings.
You go o/ in the chat window to the guy who posses your computer from IT
When your wife refers to EVE as "that stupid game". (Ex Wife)
When your wife starts knowing the names of the pilots in your Alliance and asks how they are doing.
Is it bad that all of these are actually true for me? http://pvpwannabe.blogspot.com/ |
BoSau Hotim
146
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Posted - 2012.06.18 09:19:00 -
[102] - Quote
You tell your kids if they dont' dock now and go to bed they are gonna get ganked
You watch as your daughter builds a hulk and your son builds a drake out of cardboard boxes then mine and run missions in the family room
You call your corp ceo on the phone if you get wardec'd
All your corpies are on FB with you
I'm not a carebear...-áI'm a SPACEBARBIE! |
ChromeStriker
The Riot Formation Executive Outcomes
144
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Posted - 2012.06.18 09:34:00 -
[103] - Quote
Alua Oresson wrote:ChromeStriker wrote: You consider Iceland to be a viable vacation destination
You have a seperate clock on your phone that is set to EVE time
You spent $250 on a Playstation 3 just so you can play DUST (Planning on it)
I always call my email, evemail even in client meetings.
You go o/ in the chat window to the guy who posses your computer from IT
When your wife refers to EVE as "that stupid game". (Ex Wife)
When your wife starts knowing the names of the pilots in your Alliance and asks how they are doing.
Is it bad that all of these are actually true for me?
No....
When you wish you could spin your car
You scare your boss with your knowledge of corporate espionage
You have a car crash and the first thing you think is "**** I havenGÇÖt upgraded this clone"
You own a real life monocle
All books everywhere are skill books
When a new element is found you know if should of been called Tritanium
Parking sensors -> sensor boosters LED's -> Target Painters Balloons -> Smart Bombs
Your unimpressed by the size of a real battleships guns
You scare WoW players
Scuba diving brings to mind spaceships?
In history class you answer "spaceships" to the question "what did the Vikings give to the modern world?"
You laugh at your friends when they get it in there heads to try this new "trolling" and then troll them so hard they only realize a week later. - Nulla Curas |
Atrocitus Parallax
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
6
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Posted - 2012.06.19 19:52:00 -
[104] - Quote
Develop a phobia about closed closet doors and being trapped in a single room for your entire life. |
Sarah Schneider
PonyWaffe Test Alliance Please Ignore
1131
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Posted - 2012.06.19 20:09:00 -
[105] - Quote
Starting to generalize that other MMO players from other MMO games are a bunch of kids playing farmville. "Eve isnGÇÖt some welcoming online utopia: itGÇÖs cut-throat, cruel, atavistic despite the futuristic setting. Give people a sandbox, and theyGÇÖll throw the sand in a rivalGÇÖs eyes before kicking them in the shins and destroying their sandcastle." -Keza MacDonald, IGN. |
Annie Anomie
Shadows Of The Federation Drunk 'n' Disorderly
37
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Posted - 2012.06.19 23:36:00 -
[106] - Quote
You get the ass burgers. |
Darges Solette
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2012.06.20 09:16:00 -
[107] - Quote
When you tell your wife you will be a minute you need to do something and she replies with "is it EVE related" |
Elistea
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
73
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Posted - 2012.06.20 12:33:00 -
[108] - Quote
Awsome thread. Finaly something i can laugh at |
Sugar Von MurdererTits
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
38
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Posted - 2012.06.20 12:54:00 -
[109] - Quote
When your husband's idea of foreplay is to say 'docking requested'...
... and you don't immediately kick him out of bed and make him sleep on the sofa. |
Telegram Sam
The Drones Club
305
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Posted - 2012.06.20 18:49:00 -
[110] - Quote
If you aren't familar with some application's UI, you just right-click. |
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leviticus ander
CATO.nss
179
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Posted - 2012.06.20 20:38:00 -
[111] - Quote
all of these I've done myself. you wake up from a really good dream and wonder if you could make a BPO of it. this was only for an instant as I was leaning over to turn off my alarm clock.
I actually have UTC set as the secondary time on my watch so that I can tell at a glance.
(related to another one) you play another MMORPG and you look for the corp button while completely ignoring the guild button. I didn't realize what was going on until I asked in TS.
you get annoyed when you can't gank the annoying spammers in other MMORPGs.
when you've learned more about politics and the economy from eve than from real life. |
IGNATIUS HOOD
Zephyr Corp Black Thorne Alliance
315
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Posted - 2012.06.20 20:59:00 -
[112] - Quote
Darges Solette wrote:When you tell your wife you will be a minute you need to do something and she replies with "is it EVE related"
~ When you say it'll take fifteen minutes to do X when your wife heads to bed and then you look up and realize its two hours later.
~ When you're wife's first words in the morning are 'when did you come to bed?'
'perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim'
Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you.
~I fly spaceships~ |
Telegram Sam
The Drones Club
309
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Posted - 2012.06.20 21:01:00 -
[113] - Quote
When you get a good deal on something like a pack of beer, and wonder if you should buy 10 more and try to resell them for a profit. |
VR Highfive
Hayabusa Hikotai
67
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Posted - 2012.06.20 21:32:00 -
[114] - Quote
Lovely thread, very funny :) My additions;
When you have successfully avoided talking to that unpleasant neighbor when coming home and you realize you feel the same when you successfully jumped thru gatecamps.
When your homesystem in EVE feels more like home to you than your hometown in RL.
http://haykilogs.blogspot.com/ Learning solo PvP, one explosion at a time. |
Sarah Schneider
PonyWaffe Test Alliance Please Ignore
1170
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Posted - 2012.06.20 21:33:00 -
[115] - Quote
When you call the office that you're going to be late because there's a stratop in 30 minutes. "Eve isnGÇÖt some welcoming online utopia: itGÇÖs cut-throat, cruel, atavistic despite the futuristic setting. Give people a sandbox, and theyGÇÖll throw the sand in a rivalGÇÖs eyes before kicking them in the shins and destroying their sandcastle." -Keza MacDonald, IGN. |
Darges Solette
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
4
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Posted - 2012.06.20 22:30:00 -
[116] - Quote
IGNATIUS HOOD wrote:Darges Solette wrote:When you tell your wife you will be a minute you need to do something and she replies with "is it EVE related" ~ When you say it'll take fifteen minutes to do X when your wife heads to bed and then you look up and realize its two hours later. ~ When you're wife's first words in the morning are 'when did you come to bed?'
Also happens all the time. I usually blag it and say one of the kids woke up or something! |
Talon Dreyua
Pulse Industries Knights Collective
2
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Posted - 2012.06.20 23:49:00 -
[117] - Quote
When you start using examples of your corporation managment experience in your job interviews. |
Moo Moocow
Tri Corp Solutions
0
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Posted - 2012.06.21 00:08:00 -
[118] - Quote
Sugar Von MurdererTits wrote:When your husband's idea of foreplay is to say 'docking requested'...
... and you don't immediately kick him out of bed and make him sleep on the sofa.
That's classic |
Talon SilverHawk
Patria o Muerte
452
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Posted - 2012.06.21 00:10:00 -
[119] - Quote
When its one in the morning and you should be in bed, but instead your whoring the forums.
Tal
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Generals Alt
The Lion's Sword
4
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Posted - 2012.06.21 00:13:00 -
[120] - Quote
Talon SilverHawk wrote:When its two in the morning and you should be in bed, but instead your whoring the forums.
Tal
Fixed |
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Autoz
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2012.06.21 00:49:00 -
[121] - Quote
When you know a lot about greek gods, norse mytholgy, and myhtical animals |
Espen Egak
Bootleg Vitamin
73
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Posted - 2012.06.21 09:50:00 -
[122] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Luis Graca wrote:When you play more time in the forums than in the actual game I think its more along the lines of You Troll the Eve forums more than Doing Work ^_^ I only browse these forums at work xD
I do this everyday and right now :P
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Ciar Meara
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
696
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Posted - 2012.06.21 11:20:00 -
[123] - Quote
When you try and spin screenshots, video's or even devblogs artists impressions. - [img]http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/janus/ceosig.jpg[/img] [yellow]English only please. Zymurgist[/yellow] |
Hulasikali Walla
Sardaukar Rise
2
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Posted - 2012.06.21 11:25:00 -
[124] - Quote
When your going over 100 km/h with your car, and your 7 year old son says "" Warp drive active ""
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Reloaded Soldier
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2012.06.21 11:32:00 -
[125] - Quote
when you play 10-14 hours a day 3-4 days a week. |
Alexzandvar Douglass
NUTS AND BOLTS MANUFACTURING En Garde
0
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Posted - 2012.06.21 11:53:00 -
[126] - Quote
You count your ex-girlfriend as a "red in local" when is nearby. |
Karak Terrel
As Far As The eYe can see Chained Reactions
106
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Posted - 2012.06.21 12:02:00 -
[127] - Quote
That overwhelming desire to "d-scan" as soon as you leave the house. |
Darges Solette
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
6
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Posted - 2012.06.21 12:05:00 -
[128] - Quote
When your daughter shouts "mum dad kicked me of the computer to go on that stupid game" (shes 3)
When you're sat in the pub talking about eve and your friend nearly cries because he lost a freighter with a few bill worth of cargo. (happened last night xD) |
Aemonchichi
Limited Access Guardian Society
25
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Posted - 2012.06.21 12:12:00 -
[129] - Quote
when you make the aquaintance of a member of the other sex and start thinking about how much traffic his/her mass limit can provide before collapsing and fading into nothingness |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
567
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Posted - 2012.06.21 12:14:00 -
[130] - Quote
...When your SO also plays this game. Eve Online: A Bad Game. |
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ElQuirko
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
750
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Posted - 2012.06.21 13:00:00 -
[131] - Quote
When you consider robbing your workplace and shooting your fellow employees while swearing blue in the face whenever you get a promotion that has something to do with money. CISPA - Readin' your secret corptheft mails since 2012 |
IGNATIUS HOOD
Zephyr Corp Black Thorne Alliance
316
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Posted - 2012.06.21 16:44:00 -
[132] - Quote
Talon SilverHawk wrote:When its one in the morning and you should be in bed, but instead your whoring the forums.
Tal
For likes? 'perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim'
Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you.
~I fly spaceships~ |
IGNATIUS HOOD
Zephyr Corp Black Thorne Alliance
316
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Posted - 2012.06.21 16:46:00 -
[133] - Quote
Ciar Meara wrote:When you try and spin screenshots, video's or even devblogs artists impressions.
This happens to me all the time when I'm watching frapsed (sp?) Youtube fights. 'perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim'
Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you.
~I fly spaceships~ |
hedge betts Shiyurida
State War Academy Caldari State
29
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Posted - 2012.06.21 16:58:00 -
[134] - Quote
When you tell your wife you were kicked out of a corp for wrongly after being accused of being a spy. And she looks at you like you have a mental disorder instead of giving you the sympathy you need.
Heartless hag. Cup the balls, and work the shaft |
Binanty
Eternal Profiteers Eternal Syndicate
0
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Posted - 2012.06.21 18:25:00 -
[135] - Quote
When you start saying speed tanking when you refer to avoiding annoying people.
When you consider your workplace nullsec, and you keep watching local for the cloaky *** called 'your boss' and hoping he doesnt show up so you have to dock up and do your work.
When you have been grinding missions for years and you wonder why you standings still havnt increased.
When your ask your boss about what items the corporation's loyalty point store offers.
When people ask you if you want your egg scrambled and you reply that you would like to be able to warp away when you are in your pod.
When you have finished a college degree and you call the local hospital and you ask how much the next clone cost.
When you dont mind fighting another guy because your clone is up to date.
When you like eve related parodies of songs better than their original counter parts.
When you use eve terms to describe things in other games. (i do this with Sins of a solar empire)
When you seek your local drug cartel and ask if they can provide you with boosters.
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Aulx-Gao Ekanon
336
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Posted - 2012.06.21 19:02:00 -
[136] - Quote
Generals Alt wrote:Talon SilverHawk wrote:When its three in the morning and you should be in bed, but instead your whoring the forums.
Tal
Fixed
Fixed it more. Naughty by nature, wicked by choice.-á |
Kyle Ward
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
7
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Posted - 2012.06.21 19:03:00 -
[137] - Quote
When you think clicking on one of these threads is a good idea... Postin with my main |
Aulx-Gao Ekanon
336
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Posted - 2012.06.21 19:09:00 -
[138] - Quote
When you set an alarm on your phone that says "Your security status has been lowered" to remind the kids it's time to get ready for bed. Naughty by nature, wicked by choice.-á |
Serptimis
The Fiction Factory Blue Nation
15
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Posted - 2012.06.21 19:46:00 -
[139] - Quote
hedge betts Shiyurida wrote:When you tell your wife you were kicked out of a corp for wrongly after being accused of being a spy. And she looks at you like you have a mental disorder instead of giving you the sympathy you need.
Heartless hag. shes probably not impressed with the , er, dimensions of your avatar either |
FlinchingNinja Kishunuba
Bellum Esca
107
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Posted - 2012.06.21 19:57:00 -
[140] - Quote
When you kidnap all the children in your area and force them to play Eve in your basement so you can finally take on the Goons......
Not that I do this... or that you really have any proof. -¼.-¼ |
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Amarr Haircare Products
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
8
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Posted - 2012.06.21 20:40:00 -
[141] - Quote
When your friends don't talk to you about their problems anymore because your answer is always "HTFU". |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
48
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Posted - 2012.06.21 20:47:00 -
[142] - Quote
When you blame Goons for lag in the grocery store check-out line. If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Ciar Meara
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
698
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Posted - 2012.06.22 07:22:00 -
[143] - Quote
IGNATIUS HOOD wrote:Ciar Meara wrote:When you try and spin screenshots, video's or even devblogs artists impressions. This happens to me all the time when I'm watching frapsed (sp?) Youtube fights.
My most embarrassing one was when I tried to "spin" the artist impressions of the shield damage/internal damage of latest fanfest. - [img]http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/janus/ceosig.jpg[/img] [yellow]English only please. Zymurgist[/yellow] |
Plaude Pollard
Crimson Cartel
43
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Posted - 2012.06.22 07:49:00 -
[144] - Quote
You know you play EVE too much when you measure your life's value in the total value of all your assets on al your accounts combined, ISK included.
Or when you are out of RL money and go to the bank and ask if you can borrow a bit of ISK.
Or when you begin to refer to other people in RL by EVE Archetypes like Carebears or Null-sec pirates.
Or when you get stuck in a traffic jam and blame lag and Warp Disruption Spheres.
Or when somebody tries to ram into your car and you think they're trying to Suicide Gank you.
Or when you talk with a telemarketer and try to rip them off without them noticing. |
Telegram Sam
The Drones Club
313
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Posted - 2012.06.22 13:28:00 -
[145] - Quote
When you lose your favorite ship before bed, then your first thought next morning is, "Oh sh*t, my ship!" Then on the way to work you go through the 6 stages of loss and grief: shock & denial; pain & guilt; anger & bargaining, depression & reflection; reconstruction & working through; acceptance & hope. |
Plaude Pollard
Crimson Cartel
43
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Posted - 2012.06.23 10:36:00 -
[146] - Quote
When you criticize schools for not teaching their students even the basics of PVP and other "useful" skills.
When you go to the library and ask for an IV-version (intravenous) of any book (guilty as charged...)
When you know more about recruitment procedures and protocols than your employer or "job-seeking teacher".
When you have bought a 20GB SCSI-connected SSD drive just to run EVE on it (haven't done this yet, but I'm considering it).
When your phone's Contacts-list has a line for Standings under every entry.
When your vacation schedule has more hours for EVE than hours for sleep on it. Worse if it only has EVE and sleep on it. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
159
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Posted - 2012.06.25 01:14:00 -
[147] - Quote
Plaude Pollard wrote:Or when you talk with a telemarketer and try to rip them off without them noticing. I used to do this before I heard of EVE. Maybe it's connected to the reasons I play. -á"The Mittani: Hated By Badposters i'm strangely comfortable with it" -Mittens |
Kiteo Hatto
The Fiction Factory Blue Nation
235
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Posted - 2012.06.25 01:33:00 -
[148] - Quote
When you dream of spaceships and fleet fights multiple days in a row.
When you think to yourself that waking up in the morning feels like waking up in a fresh clone.
When you aspire to resemble your avatar (?) maybe i have issues
When you frown upon any new mmo that comes out and some RL friends want you to play it with them.
When GD is the first thing you check after social network site.
When looking at the shopping receipt you wonder why it can't have the same layout as eve's wallet transaction.
When you are walking in some poorly lit area at night you feel like you are in 0.0/low and continuously check for any sort of movement.
"That's okay it annoys me when people pile on new definitions to the word sandbox every time CCP does something they don't like. " - Alara IonStorm GD is where 60% of threads make you dumber and 10% which provide you with entertainment, the remaining 30% is a mix of both. |
Raiz Nhell
DEEP CORPS
137
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Posted - 2012.06.25 05:04:00 -
[149] - Quote
You reverse your car into the garage... so you can insta-undock....
When the RL pilot your talking to gets confused when you tell him to "primary" those vehicles and get a "point" on the withdrawing armor...
...When the above happens and the rest of the command post thinks its a perfectly reasonable request...
When you think shopping trolleys coming out of the supermarket looks like the Jita undock...
You wish your shopping trolley had nanofiber internals so you could get the jump on the rest... There is no such thing as a fair fight...
If your fighting fair you have automatically put yourself at a disadvantage. |
Shameless Avenger
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
74
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Posted - 2012.06.25 05:08:00 -
[150] - Quote
Raiz Nhell wrote: You reverse your car into the garage... so you can insta-undock.... ...
LOL... I do this... you never know when the RL ganker is gonna attack, better be ready.
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Hakaimono
Seekers of a Silent Paradise
1
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Posted - 2012.06.25 05:26:00 -
[151] - Quote
I tell mormons and jehovah witnesses that knock on my door that I'm Minmatar before shutting it. |
Shameless Avenger
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
74
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Posted - 2012.06.25 05:37:00 -
[152] - Quote
You see something amazing on TV and you say:
"I wish I was frapping this" |
Eternus8lux8lucis
New Eden Regimental Marines Rebel Alliance of New Eden
98
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Posted - 2012.06.25 08:37:00 -
[153] - Quote
When your hangars are one intervention away from being a space version of "Hoarders" Strength isnt measured in numbers but in force of will. For if one motived willful individual stands many will fall around him that are weak.
http://tinyurl.com/YarrFace |
Plaude Pollard
Crimson Cartel
44
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Posted - 2012.06.25 10:54:00 -
[154] - Quote
When your room is identical to your CQ down to every detail, because otherwise it would be "unfamiliar territory".
When you think that a monthly rent of 10k is nothing.
When you insist on not hiring a professional to fix things because that would go against your Minmatar ideals. |
Timberwulf420
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2012.06.25 10:56:00 -
[155] - Quote
Your pissing into a bottle so you dont have to go afk
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Darth Skorpius
Legion of Darkwind Order of the Void
67
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Posted - 2012.06.25 11:14:00 -
[156] - Quote
when your thought process when seeing a duck is "duck > male duck is called a drake > eve" Follow my Adventures in New Eden! http://www.skorpiuschronicles.com/
Baa Means Baa! |
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse Sanctuary Pact
663
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Posted - 2012.06.25 12:57:00 -
[157] - Quote
You know you play eve too much when...
...you look for your webber when a drunk-driver drives past you on the road at an insane speed. The universe is an ancient desert, a vast wasteland with only occasional habitable planets as oases. We Fremen, comfortable with deserts, shall now venture into another. - STILGAR, From the Sietch to the Stars. |
Viktor Fyretracker
Emminent Terraforming
15
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Posted - 2012.06.25 13:21:00 -
[158] - Quote
when you use the final toll booth on your trip down the Turnpike and think "Autopilot disabled, Waypoint reached" as you shut the cruise control off on the car, |
Qolde
Bombs Away. Nulli Tertius
51
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Posted - 2012.06.25 17:09:00 -
[159] - Quote
When Eve tactics permeate into your real life self defense measures You pepper spray an attacker - he's target jammed. You hit him in the leg with a bat - webbed and scrambled. If someone craps in your sandbox: 1. Light it on fire 2. Grab your shovel 3. Throw it back at them. |
Rikanin
Wargasm Inc
47
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Posted - 2012.06.25 17:11:00 -
[160] - Quote
When in any other game you refer to taking items off a corpse as "Looting this guys wreck lol!"
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Phugoid
Black Horse Enterprises-International
28
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Posted - 2012.06.25 18:00:00 -
[161] - Quote
When you've literally have played all day, and ur brain is tired, and in ur excitement one falls for a scam... :(
yes, i was a victim, thought i bought a Caracal navy issue.... then wondered why it was just a regular caracal
bout a 54 mil net loss..oh well, easy to make up..... but be careful if u play too long, ur brain goes kookoo and u get space sickness! -áObergruppenfuhrer |
Komen
Capital Enrichment Services The Night Crew Alliance
95
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Posted - 2012.06.25 18:48:00 -
[162] - Quote
Sarcastic response - When you cannot remember how many prior times you've seen this thread. Was it 60, or 61?
Happened to me response - Wake up with a dire feeling that the POS is under siege. Log on, IMMEDIATELY, see that all is peaceful and quiet, and go back to sleep.
This ******* game. |
Rek Seven
Probe Patrol Project Wildfire
330
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Posted - 2012.06.25 20:20:00 -
[163] - Quote
You look up at the moon and wonder if it has any technetium... |
Soulless Trader
Royal Order of Security Specialists Late Night Alliance
66
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Posted - 2012.06.25 20:33:00 -
[164] - Quote
You wonder what year a guy was born in before deciding if you can take him in a fight :D |
Blobber NL
The Ultima Thule
23
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Posted - 2012.06.25 20:37:00 -
[165] - Quote
Does eve ships as background on your smartphone count? |
adam smash
University of Caille Gallente Federation
101
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Posted - 2012.06.25 20:39:00 -
[166] - Quote
You think CCP is doing a good job. |
Djana Libra
The Black Ops Black Core Alliance
3
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Posted - 2012.06.25 20:43:00 -
[167] - Quote
you go to iceland on your honeymoon and visit the ccp building. |
Dark EvE1
renditions of madness B A C K B 0 N E
45
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Posted - 2012.06.25 20:45:00 -
[168] - Quote
Lunataria wrote:When you refer to every type of currency as ISK
very guilty Gaming site for the lastest reviews and news-áhttp://www.gamers-relic.co.uk/
Gaming magazine:-áhttp://www.magcloud.com/browse/issue/364936 |
Talon SilverHawk
Patria o Muerte
492
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Posted - 2012.06.25 22:02:00 -
[169] - Quote
You nearly sign your forum rant with your real name
Tal
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Lin-Young Borovskova
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
332
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Posted - 2012.06.25 22:04:00 -
[170] - Quote
When you can't stop posting crap threads to get some attention. brb |
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Rana Ash
Gradient Electus Matari
35
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Posted - 2012.06.25 23:19:00 -
[171] - Quote
When you pass blinky lights at road works and you go "activate acceleration gate" and the people in the car with you, gives you odd looks.. |
Mons Pubis Giganticus
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.06.26 00:43:00 -
[172] - Quote
when you read several pages into GD |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
161
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:13:00 -
[173] - Quote
Rana Ash wrote:When you pass blinky lights at road works and you go "activate acceleration gate" and the people in the car with you, gives you odd looks.. When you say something like that and your friends don't think it's odd. -á"The Mittani: Hated By Badposters i'm strangely comfortable with it" -Mittens |
Syllviaa
Dominus Nex Angelus
4
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Posted - 2012.06.27 00:40:00 -
[174] - Quote
You reply to everything people say with IB4TS. Free CCP Zymurgist, RubyPorto, Talon SilverHawk, Karl Hobb, Malacath Azaria -Mallak Azaria (Soon to be free) -Malacath Azaria IB4TS |
madpsychc0killer
Air Cascade Imminent
8
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Posted - 2012.06.27 00:52:00 -
[175] - Quote
When you create a pdf at work and no matter how many times a day you do it the little symbol in the bottom corner still looks like a warp scram !!!! |
Eric Riso
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
4
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Posted - 2012.08.19 23:46:00 -
[176] - Quote
CCP Prism X wrote:Private Pineapple wrote:This thread is bad and awkward and you should feel bad and awkward.
Bad.
And.
Awkward. Dude, there's absolytely nothing wrong with being a tarblack-tanned blonde midget. But being petty about it by trying to make others feel bad about themselves is a totally different story. You should feel bad and awkward!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
And the original post was ok too
add more please :D |
Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
44
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Posted - 2012.08.20 01:56:00 -
[177] - Quote
You hear the warp sound effect when you put in your contact lenses.
"Dont whine in local" becomes the new STFU.
Artillery alpha strike becomes bedside humour.
You have the perfect reply for people who keep bragging on and on about their car: Hurricanes.
You witness a deadly carcrash. You decide to steal the entire wreck. This feels normal to everybody involved.
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Theron Urian
The Moirae Syndicate
9
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Posted - 2012.08.20 02:20:00 -
[178] - Quote
When ever you see an Acura on the road your brain goes dyslexic and you actually see Achura.... yeah that is a real double take moment. |
Duke Thunderhorse
Black Rebel Rifter Club The Devil's Tattoo
8
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Posted - 2012.08.20 02:24:00 -
[179] - Quote
I went to the bank to deposit a check and asked for $40 cash back. The teller asked "Are two twenties ok?" The first thought that came to mind was "No, 425s." |
Garreth Vlox
Sons Of 0din Dark Therapy
71
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Posted - 2012.08.20 02:27:00 -
[180] - Quote
Every time you get in a fight you orbit the other person.
When you see an expensive car you think easy gank.
When you take your kids to the doctors you ask how much it would cost to upgrade their clones.
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Tiberius Amzadee
The Omega Sovereign Flux Initiative
35
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Posted - 2012.08.20 02:30:00 -
[181] - Quote
You know you play eve too much when...
Your just sitting at the computer and suddenly feel the urge to drop everything your doing to look at the eve-forums and post on the silliest threads you can find. |
Dennis Gregs
The Scope Gallente Federation
16
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Posted - 2012.08.20 03:49:00 -
[182] - Quote
I thought Reykjavik is a very popular tourist destination...? |
Nigel Sheldon
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.08.20 04:08:00 -
[183] - Quote
YOU KEEP QUITTING AND SAY NEVER AGAIN - AND ALWAYS COME BACK ARGHHHHHH |
Regan Rotineque
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
19
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Posted - 2012.08.20 05:36:00 -
[184] - Quote
DeBingJos wrote:When you sign your workmails with your EVE character name. ( True story )
Oh god I almost did that one day |
Ekscalybur
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.08.20 05:38:00 -
[185] - Quote
Nigel Sheldon wrote:YOU KEEP QUITTING AND SAY NEVER AGAIN - AND ALWAYS COME BACK ARGHHHHHH
Does 4 years count as coming back? I mean, I did a stint in the Army between rounds of Eve, lol.
I come back 4 years later...... a newb with 26M skillpoints. |
Shko Grahl
Squirrel Horde Habitat Against Humanity
0
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Posted - 2012.08.20 06:23:00 -
[186] - Quote
When you are preparing diner and burn the food because you started a second incursion stage with the fleet while you knew you only had time for one...guilty as charged |
pussnheels
545
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Posted - 2012.08.20 08:11:00 -
[187] - Quote
what kind of blasphemy is this, you can never play too much EVE I do not agree with what you are saying , but i will defend to the death your right to say it...... Voltaire |
Tiger Would
EoE-Group
1025
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Posted - 2012.08.20 11:04:00 -
[188] - Quote
Hmmm
- When you start blaming cavemen for invoking murphy's law in regards to newton's law
- When you modify your Prius to include transversal velocity on the HUD towards fellow road users.
- When you get nervous if you can not drive up to 0 KM at a toll booth
- When you start to get reluctant to engage cruise control
- When you start making clips on meatshields in preperation for Dust514
- When you start wearing a wizard's hat
- When you still hear..."...siho...dada...da....is wheel...." when you go to sleep
- When you start to think you are the ruling force in New Eden
- When you refuse to drink anything other than Ginger Ale
- When you start getting a tan from your monitor
- When you start using sun tan lotion before playing
- When you ashen your tattoo for added wormhole effect
- When sausages eaten by voluptuous woman start reminding you of propaganda
- When you refuse to pay for a service you desperately need
- When you start recognizing people by only looking at the avatar
- When you start blending EvE with WWII
- When you start thinking of blowing yourself up next to a excavation device
- When you think you do not need all that mass below your pyramid tip to stay supported
- When you start talking about the binary gravitational singularities doming out of your wife's chest
- When you start calling your wife in the other supermarket to check the price before buying
- When you start visiting mortuary to collect frozen corpses
Once you think you have it all, you-áhave actually become-áignorant towards everything else.
T. Would |
Josef Djugashvilis
The Scope Gallente Federation
439
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Posted - 2012.08.20 11:08:00 -
[189] - Quote
When you get annoyed if someone comes to visit you, talks to you, or telephones you when you are playing Eve. You want fries with that? |
Kryss Darkdust
The Skulls
119
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Posted - 2012.08.20 12:40:00 -
[190] - Quote
* When you accidently sign your work emails, Regards, CEO Kryss Darkdust
* When you call your RL work friends by their Eve names and no one notices until you do it in a meeting with your boss and your friends Eve name is murderface.
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Kemhotep
Celestial Apocalypse
0
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Posted - 2012.08.20 12:49:00 -
[191] - Quote
Quote:When setting up international meetings, you are the one everyone counts on to figure out scheduling because you know what the relative time differences between AU/NZ, west coast, east coast, UK, Germany and (western) Russia without looking it up.
Right on!
- Kem. |
ChromeStriker
The Riot Formation Executive Outcomes
206
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Posted - 2012.08.20 13:22:00 -
[192] - Quote
Damn who necro'd this thread lol? Anywho...
When your Ringtone is the "target locked" alert,
You know at which jump distance you have enough time to run to the fridge,
Instead (aswellas) pictures of Justin Bieber, spice girls, and cats on your wall, you have maps and maps of maps for all the regions of eve, market details, material need spread sheets, and ship comparisons...
You have the phone numbers of peeps in your corp/alliance and have a "bat phone" on skype,
When you pick your wife up from work early, say an op is going down, and she RUNs to the car,
The fastest thing you do in a day is cycle primaries,
When playing drinking games, no matter how drunk you are or how complicated the rules, you laugh at you friends getting confused - Nulla Curas |
Babylon Eyrie
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.08.21 19:03:00 -
[193] - Quote
When taking a walk at lunchtime, someone walks by and you think, "Geez, I hope they haven't used their one-shot character re-customization option yet..." |
TheBreadMuncher
Boxxed Up Industries EPIC Alliance
205
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Posted - 2012.08.21 19:59:00 -
[194] - Quote
When your eyebrows have the power to hypnotise those staring you directly in the eyes "We will create the introduction thread if that is requested by the community. Also, we will have an ISD Seminar about the CCL team in the coming weeks in which you can ask your questions about the CCL team and provide some constructive feedback to us." - Countless pages of locked threads and numerous permabanned accounts later, change is coming. |
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