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Ristlin Wakefield
Wakefield-Dukovsky Conglomerate
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Posted - 2012.06.15 20:54:00 -
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There exists a particular shirt . For reasons that become painfully obvious to anyone who looks at or wears this shirt, it needs ironing.
Clarification: I don't want someone to simply iron it. I want the shirt to be made pristine. I want it ironed (no starch), folded, and properly stored for future use. I do not care about price, the cost or the number of distinct entities I need employ to ensure that this contract concludes is irrelevant. I care only that it is done as quick as possible. |
Sun Win
Fweddit I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth
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Posted - 2012.06.15 21:03:00 -
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I know a guy. For 6 billion ISK i can make the introduction. |
Mira Lynne
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.06.15 21:06:00 -
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Ill have a look at it. Simply send 3.5b over to me and ill get this ball rolling. Support the Return of Realistic Module Icons! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=114818&find=unread |
CorInaXeraL
Ballistic Initiative
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Posted - 2012.06.15 21:20:00 -
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I see your shirt, Sir...
...But I do not see your pants. This worries me a great deal. |
Taresh Quickfingers
Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.15 22:14:00 -
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CorInaXeraL wrote:I see your shirt, Sir...
...But I do not see your pants. This worries me a great deal. 8% of EVE's population are his pants. |
Morgorathi
Khazarian Resergence Silver Dragonz
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Posted - 2012.06.15 23:51:00 -
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Khazarian Resergence can iron it for you.
1,000,000ISK |
Dirk Magnum
Sarz'na Khumatari Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2012.06.16 00:46:00 -
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I am perplexed. "For example, if you are thinking about selling a Republic Fleet Firetail as a regular Firetail, be sure that the market volume is high on regular Firetails and that there are plenty of buy/sell contracts for Republic Fleet Firetails. [...] The players most interested in Republic Fleet Firetails are going to be players flying regular ones."-á -- PB |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
1467
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Posted - 2012.06.16 00:46:00 -
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CorInaXeraL wrote:I see your shirt, Sir...
...But I do not see your pants. This worries me a great deal.
I concur, this shirt would go with a light colored blue jean. Khakis if you're a nerd, but otherwise it'll be a train wreck and people will make fun of you behind your back |
Ristlin Wakefield
Wakefield-Dukovsky Conglomerate
14
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Posted - 2012.06.16 00:58:00 -
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Taresh Quickfingers wrote:CorInaXeraL wrote:I see your shirt, Sir...
...But I do not see your pants. This worries me a great deal. 8% of EVE's population are his pants.
You underestimate the size of my pants, sir! |
Ristlin Wakefield
Wakefield-Dukovsky Conglomerate
14
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Posted - 2012.06.16 01:00:00 -
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Morgorathi wrote:Khazarian Resergence can iron it for you.
1,000,000ISK
You have the winning bid. |
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Ristlin Wakefield
Wakefield-Dukovsky Conglomerate
14
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Posted - 2012.06.16 01:02:00 -
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Dirk Magnum wrote:I am perplexed.
One does not simply Iron a Shirt: http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/22067334.jpg |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
1467
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Posted - 2012.06.16 03:14:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:CorInaXeraL wrote:I see your shirt, Sir...
...But I do not see your pants. This worries me a great deal. I concur, this shirt would go with a light colored blue jean. Khakis if you're a nerd, but otherwise it'll be a train wreck and people will make fun of you behind your back
And if you wear khakis make sure you wear brown shoes... that shirt with khakis and black shoes is grounds for an ass kicking.
Also remember to wear a belt that matches the shoes |
Daemon Ceed
Crushed Ambitions Reckless Ambition
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Posted - 2012.06.18 04:32:00 -
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In the spirit of dispelling common sexist stereotypes regarding the ironing of shirts, I will gladly iron your shirt for FREE using nothing but the beaten and battered corpse of a carebear. Warning; there may be fecal stains left as a result. Post with your main or GTFO! The Sandbox = Play however the hell you want. |
Murisha
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Posted - 2012.06.18 11:42:00 -
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These can halp?
http://i.gadling.com/2010/03/22/ten-best-extreme-ironing-stunts-from-around-the-world/ |
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