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Sakura Yoshida	Posted - 2004.11.11 06:40:00 - [1] hiya all, i was flying along in my osprey, heading to a system to do some guristas cruiser hunting, when i ran into a person called Akatsuki, he locked onto me, and i thought it was an innocent mistake, but then he started following me... none of this has been modified (except for timestamps Sakura Yoshida > hiya Akatsuki > give me your cruiser or i kill you Sakura Yoshida > hehe, good work Akatsuki > sirious i am gonna kill your ass Akatsuki > eject Akatsuki > you get my merlin Sakura Yoshida > no way Akatsuki > ok Akatsuki > eject Sakura Yoshida > goddamn Akatsuki > do it Sakura Yoshida > you do it Akatsuki > i do it and then you Akatsuki > wait Akatsuki > stop Akatsuki > ok i am gonna kill you then Akatsuki > our give me 1M Akatsuki > hey what are you gonna do Sakura Yoshida > i'm gonna keep travelling along, and if you open fire on me, i'll blow you up Akatsuki > you give me atleast 1M Sakura Yoshida > no way Akatsuki > yeah Akatsuki > you give me Akatsuki > you cant fire me Sakura Yoshida > i can return fire Akatsuki > you dont have guns dumbass (Note: I actually have 1 150mm railgun, 1 250mm railgun, and 2 heavy missile launchers, my guns are clearly visible on my ship) Sakura Yoshida > keep thinking that, butthead Akatsuki > **head give me 500k or you cruiser Sakura Yoshida > you give me 1 million Akatsuki > our what Sakura Yoshida > you know, you must be the most inept criminal ever Akatsuki > give me 500k our you cruiser Sakura Yoshida > are you gonna attack or what? Akatsuki > you can't fire me Akatsuki > because you are a sissy Sakura Yoshida > you're the sissy, idiot Akatsuki > you Sakura Yoshida > you threaten me, but dont have the guts to open fire Akatsuki > you either Sakura Yoshida > well, you started this Akatsuki > 500k our you cruiser Sakura Yoshida > i think i'll hang onto it Sakura Yoshida > are you gonna do anything, or can i just keep going? Akatsuki > give me Sakura Yoshida > nope Akatsuki > yes Sakura Yoshida > or what, you'll hit me with your puny 150mm railguns? Sakura Yoshida > i have 250mm ones Akatsuki > rofl Akatsuki > fire me then **head Akatsuki > my blasters do 60 dmg Akatsuki > i think i can tank you Sakura Yoshida > why dont you fire, toughy? Akatsuki > because i want your ship Akatsuki > or 500k Sakura Yoshida > ooh, well you're not gonna get it Akatsuki > please dont shoot me then Sakura Yoshida > ok then Sakura Yoshida > you're new to this, arent you? Akatsuki > why dont you shoot at me Akatsuki > no Sakura Yoshida > because, you havent shot at me Akatsuki > you ? Sakura Yoshida > so, are you going to attack or not? Sakura Yoshida > because i have to get somewhere <- Akatsuki has left the channel After 2 gates and 3 warps, me and Akatsuki parted ways, i went on to Enderailen to hunt cruisers, Akatsuki went off to parts unknown (to soon be buzzed by a friend of mine flying a moa :D), i sorta felt bad afterwards, this wannabe pirate had such high hopes, and i broke his spirit. So a lesson to all people who want to be pirates, it takes much more than a strong ship, you also need strong self-confidence and good knowledge of what ships can do to you. Seeya everyone :D Sakura Yoshida, Pirate Hunter, And all around fairly nice girl. I like drawing www.technoweyr.co.uk/~stush :D
Sakura Yoshida	Posted - 2004.11.11 06:40:00 - [2] hiya all, i was flying along in my osprey, heading to a system to do some guristas cruiser hunting, when i ran into a person called Akatsuki, he locked onto me, and i thought it was an innocent mistake, but then he started following me... none of this has been modified (except for timestamps Sakura Yoshida > hiya Akatsuki > give me your cruiser or i kill you Sakura Yoshida > hehe, good work Akatsuki > sirious i am gonna kill your ass Akatsuki > eject Akatsuki > you get my merlin Sakura Yoshida > no way Akatsuki > ok Akatsuki > eject Sakura Yoshida > goddamn Akatsuki > do it Sakura Yoshida > you do it Akatsuki > i do it and then you Akatsuki > wait Akatsuki > stop Akatsuki > ok i am gonna kill you then Akatsuki > our give me 1M Akatsuki > hey what are you gonna do Sakura Yoshida > i'm gonna keep travelling along, and if you open fire on me, i'll blow you up Akatsuki > you give me atleast 1M Sakura Yoshida > no way Akatsuki > yeah Akatsuki > you give me Akatsuki > you cant fire me Sakura Yoshida > i can return fire Akatsuki > you dont have guns dumbass (Note: I actually have 1 150mm railgun, 1 250mm railgun, and 2 heavy missile launchers, my guns are clearly visible on my ship) Sakura Yoshida > keep thinking that, butthead Akatsuki > **head give me 500k or you cruiser Sakura Yoshida > you give me 1 million Akatsuki > our what Sakura Yoshida > you know, you must be the most inept criminal ever Akatsuki > give me 500k our you cruiser Sakura Yoshida > are you gonna attack or what? Akatsuki > you can't fire me Akatsuki > because you are a sissy Sakura Yoshida > you're the sissy, idiot Akatsuki > you Sakura Yoshida > you threaten me, but dont have the guts to open fire Akatsuki > you either Sakura Yoshida > well, you started this Akatsuki > 500k our you cruiser Sakura Yoshida > i think i'll hang onto it Sakura Yoshida > are you gonna do anything, or can i just keep going? Akatsuki > give me Sakura Yoshida > nope Akatsuki > yes Sakura Yoshida > or what, you'll hit me with your puny 150mm railguns? Sakura Yoshida > i have 250mm ones Akatsuki > rofl Akatsuki > fire me then **head Akatsuki > my blasters do 60 dmg Akatsuki > i think i can tank you Sakura Yoshida > why dont you fire, toughy? Akatsuki > because i want your ship Akatsuki > or 500k Sakura Yoshida > ooh, well you're not gonna get it Akatsuki > please dont shoot me then Sakura Yoshida > ok then Sakura Yoshida > you're new to this, arent you? Akatsuki > why dont you shoot at me Akatsuki > no Sakura Yoshida > because, you havent shot at me Akatsuki > you ? Sakura Yoshida > so, are you going to attack or not? Sakura Yoshida > because i have to get somewhere <- Akatsuki has left the channel After 2 gates and 3 warps, me and Akatsuki parted ways, i went on to Enderailen to hunt cruisers, Akatsuki went off to parts unknown (to soon be buzzed by a friend of mine flying a moa :D), i sorta felt bad afterwards, this wannabe pirate had such high hopes, and i broke his spirit. So a lesson to all people who want to be pirates, it takes much more than a strong ship, you also need strong self-confidence and good knowledge of what ships can do to you. Seeya everyone :D Sakura Yoshida, Pirate Hunter, And all around fairly nice girl. I like drawing www.technoweyr.co.uk/~stush :D
Nooey	Posted - 2004.11.11 07:39:00 - [3] Originally by: Sakura Yoshida Akatsuki > hey what are you gonna do Akatsuki > you can't fire me Akatsuki > because you are a sissy Sakura Yoshida > you're the sissy, idiot Classic.
Nooey	Posted - 2004.11.11 07:39:00 - [4] Originally by: Sakura Yoshida Akatsuki > hey what are you gonna do Akatsuki > you can't fire me Akatsuki > because you are a sissy Sakura Yoshida > you're the sissy, idiot Classic.
Joshua Calvert	Posted - 2004.11.11 07:43:00 - [5] Did you hold your hand to the top of his head while he tried swinging punches too? LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Joshua Calvert	Posted - 2004.11.11 07:43:00 - [6] Did you hold your hand to the top of his head while he tried swinging punches too? LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Sakura Yoshida	Posted - 2004.11.11 07:47:00 - [7] Akatsuki > you can't fire me "You cant fire me! I quit!" hehe, all this happened in 0.5 to 7 space, too, he woulda probably been blown away by gate sentries or something upon leaving if he had fired, he was just hoping i'd give in without a fight. I like drawing www.technoweyr.co.uk/~stush :D
Sakura Yoshida	Posted - 2004.11.11 07:47:00 - [8] Akatsuki > you can't fire me "You cant fire me! I quit!" hehe, all this happened in 0.5 to 7 space, too, he woulda probably been blown away by gate sentries or something upon leaving if he had fired, he was just hoping i'd give in without a fight. I like drawing www.technoweyr.co.uk/~stush :D
Mephorios	Posted - 2004.11.11 08:03:00 - [9] That's got to be, hands down, one of the funniest things I've read on the forums. It's been such a long time since I've ever heard someone use 'sissy' and actually mean it. Why is it everyone else gets to have fun with the ****heads whereas the peeps I have to deal with all know what they're doing...?
Mephorios	Posted - 2004.11.11 08:03:00 - [10] That's got to be, hands down, one of the funniest things I've read on the forums. It's been such a long time since I've ever heard someone use 'sissy' and actually mean it. Why is it everyone else gets to have fun with the ****heads whereas the peeps I have to deal with all know what they're doing...?
Synex	Posted - 2004.11.11 08:07:00 - [11] damn... this convo would have been the perfect time to inject the good old internet adage: "All Your Base Are Belong To Us". Says it all really...
Synex	Posted - 2004.11.11 08:07:00 - [12] damn... this convo would have been the perfect time to inject the good old internet adage: "All Your Base Are Belong To Us". Says it all really...
meowcat	Posted - 2004.11.11 08:52:00 - [13] i wish things like this would happen to me sissy is an excellent word... i think we should all try and use it in the office every day ~~~~)\~~~~~\o/~~~~ yeah but no but yeah but no but
meowcat	Posted - 2004.11.11 08:52:00 - [14] i wish things like this would happen to me sissy is an excellent word... i think we should all try and use it in the office every day ~~~~)\~~~~~\o/~~~~ yeah but no but yeah but no but
Elenefreya	Posted - 2004.11.11 09:04:00 - [15] what i find funny is a guy in a merlin wanted to attack an osprey, now dont get me wrong merlins are great frigates but to attack a cruiser, or even attempt to attack one is just plain suicide still a great laugh tho, and i thought i was stilla newbie I saw a squirrel and he went like this..... Hey CCP, wheres my face.....?
Elenefreya	Posted - 2004.11.11 09:04:00 - [16] what i find funny is a guy in a merlin wanted to attack an osprey, now dont get me wrong merlins are great frigates but to attack a cruiser, or even attempt to attack one is just plain suicide still a great laugh tho, and i thought i was stilla newbie I saw a squirrel and he went like this..... Hey CCP, wheres my face.....?
Cartiff	Posted - 2004.11.11 10:33:00 - [17] merlin, puh, use an incursus, you can down cruisers in them Cartiff, CEO Euphoria Released NBSI 4TW
Cartiff	Posted - 2004.11.11 10:33:00 - [18] merlin, puh, use an incursus, you can down cruisers in them Cartiff, CEO Euphoria Released NBSI 4TW
Vex Seraphim	Posted - 2004.11.11 10:59:00 - [19] i'm gonna find that guy, get into a nubship, and ransom him :) ------------------- :: finite horizon :: killboard :: :: bio :: blog ::
Vex Seraphim	Posted - 2004.11.11 10:59:00 - [20] i'm gonna find that guy, get into a nubship, and ransom him :) ------------------- :: finite horizon :: killboard :: :: bio :: blog ::
Varia	Posted - 2004.11.11 11:48:00 - [21] lol great post Women that strive to equal men lack ambition.
Varia	Posted - 2004.11.11 11:48:00 - [22] lol great post Women that strive to equal men lack ambition.
Schroni	Posted - 2004.11.11 12:03:00 - [23] Originally by: Elenefreya what i find funny is a guy in a merlin wanted to attack an osprey, now dont get me wrong merlins are great frigates but to attack a cruiser, or even attempt to attack one is just plain suicide still a great laugh tho, and i thought i was stilla newbie try it, and you'll see that Osprey go down very easily... --- SNIGG Forums my videos
Schroni	Posted - 2004.11.11 12:03:00 - [24] Originally by: Elenefreya what i find funny is a guy in a merlin wanted to attack an osprey, now dont get me wrong merlins are great frigates but to attack a cruiser, or even attempt to attack one is just plain suicide still a great laugh tho, and i thought i was stilla newbie try it, and you'll see that Osprey go down very easily... --- SNIGG Forums my videos
Elenefreya	Posted - 2004.11.11 12:12:00 - [25] depends on the osprey setup IIRC :) besides i cant afford a new merlin yet lol I saw a squirrel and he went like this..... Hey CCP, wheres my face.....?
Elenefreya	Posted - 2004.11.11 12:12:00 - [26] depends on the osprey setup IIRC :) besides i cant afford a new merlin yet lol I saw a squirrel and he went like this..... Hey CCP, wheres my face.....?
Jozef Meurtrier	Posted - 2004.11.11 12:21:00 - [27] Bless his little cotton pirate socks.. Someone buy that man a raven! We've all got to start somewhere though. I remember my very first attempt at piracy, attacking a CA Badger MkII passing through BVIP-9 4 months ago.. I couldn't even get through his shields before he jumped.
Jozef Meurtrier	Posted - 2004.11.11 12:21:00 - [28] Bless his little cotton pirate socks.. Someone buy that man a raven! We've all got to start somewhere though. I remember my very first attempt at piracy, attacking a CA Badger MkII passing through BVIP-9 4 months ago.. I couldn't even get through his shields before he jumped.
Joshua Foiritain	Posted - 2004.11.11 12:29:00 - [29] hahahahaahahahahahahahahaah. (i know the owner of that Akatusi account) --------------------------- [Coreli Corporation Mainframe]
Joshua Foiritain	Posted - 2004.11.11 12:29:00 - [30] hahahahaahahahahahahahahaah. (i know the owner of that Akatusi account) --------------------------- [Coreli Corporation Mainframe]

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