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Princess Kennedy
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Posted - 2009.12.19 07:55:00 -
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Your application to goonfleet From: Terisan Sent: 2009.12.19 07:16 To: Princess Kennedy,
I regret to inform you that you have failed the goonfleet spycheck and your application has been denied.
Your security deposit will not be returned.
-------------------------------- Re: Re: Re: Your application to goonfleet From: Princess Kennedy Sent: 2009.12.19 06:00 To: Terisan,
OK.i have send you 150M ISK.. -------------------------------- Re: Re: Your application to goonfleet From: Terisan Sent: 2009.12.16 01:52 To: Princess Kennedy,
Sorry for the late reply,
As your pilot is under one year old, you will be able to apply as a "new pilot". For this, the deposit is only 150 million ISK, but the trial period is one week longer than usual.
You will be provided with free frigates and cruisers to utilize in your first week, and many of the Special Interest squads may also provide you with additional ships until your deposit is returned at the end of three weeks (2 weeks + 1 week for new pilots)
As previously stated, forward deposits to Terisan, and your application will be moved to the Granted (trainee) applications list.
I hope to see you in the fleet.
-------------------------------- Re: Your application to goonfleet From: Princess Kennedy Sent: 2009.12.13 08:06 To: Terisan,
Hello Terisan..
I never know to join your company needs to pay so much cash deposit..But I am sincerely want to join your company....im not ISK farmer.so idont have so much cash..if join you company really need to pay cash deposit..But how to guarantee? I actually only have 160M...500M too much big for me .. so I hope you can considerate it.. iI will be very glad to with you fleet..
-------------------------------- Your application to goonfleet From: Terisan Sent: 2009.12.13 00:56 To: Princess Kennedy,
Hello, Kartoon has referred your name to myself for processing.
In order for us to continue, we must first recieve your spycheck deposit of 500 million isk. This will be returned to you once we have completed spychecks (generally after your two week trainee period is complete in the corporation).
Please forward this amount to either myself (terisan) or hammyhamm.
Thankyou for your patience, and I'll hope to see you in fleet soon!
TERISAN is a Cheater..He represented his company, so he company also is a cheater company...
You cheat newplayer money,do you have any conscience?
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Lord Fuxaton
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.12.19 08:19:00 -
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Edited by: Lord Fuxaton on 19/12/2009 08:22:58 Edited by: Lord Fuxaton on 19/12/2009 08:20:17 wow first, let me start by saying, goonfleet is not a cheat fleet. Goonfleet only asks for a small deposit to ensure that you're serious about being a member. I can help further your application along to the superiors in goonfleet, being a former member and all, I know the top echelon leaders. A small fee of 200m isk is all I ask for my time, and service.
Remember, complaining on the forums about goonfleet, will only help your cause. The more you complain, the more serious the leaders will think you are about wanting to join. That's the best advice I can give you, also 200m isk can be sent to this character, so that I may begin my work, helping you.
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Sadamune
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Posted - 2009.12.19 08:19:00 -
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Dag, taking advantage of the ESOL folks.
I thought the guys DOING the 419s were supposed to be the ones with the jacked up grammar.
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Princess Kennedy
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Posted - 2009.12.19 08:26:00 -
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I won't trust anyone.. So big companies to deceive the newplayer. And what impossible?
I think this 150M is to use to buy a coffin for his mother ;)
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Lord Fuxaton
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.12.19 08:29:00 -
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Originally by: Princess Kennedy I won't trust anyone.. So big companies to deceive the newplayer. And what impossible?
I think this 150M is to use to buy a coffin for his mother ;)
Haha your humor is a perfect fit for goonfleet, I really hope you get in. Listen I'm going to do you a favor, I like you man, you're a funny guy, so give me half of my 200m fee, let's make it a cool 100 million isk, and I can definitely get you in, I know people.
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Princess Kennedy
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Posted - 2009.12.19 08:33:00 -
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I was very disappointed about this company. If you sincerely to help me, you can tell them this thing ;)
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Lord Fuxaton
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.12.19 08:35:00 -
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Originally by: Princess Kennedy Edited by: Princess Kennedy on 19/12/2009 08:29:16 I won't trust anyone.. So big companies to deceive the newplayer. And what impossible?
I think this 150M is to use to buy a coffin for his mother ;)
yeah..you remember someone in the company, so i hope You can take this matter to tell them.. Let them know that they are junk company
They are not a junk company man, calm down think back to why you wanted to join goonfleet, now remember all that joy you felt when you sent the 150m spycheck deposit? The joy you felt knowing you where that much closer to reaching your dream of being a full fledged member of goonfleet? Now ask yourself this, are you willing to pass up this opportunity over a small matter such as 100 million isk? Think about it, the original cost of the spy check deposit is 500m, maybe you failed the spycheck because your deposit was so low? IF you think about it, it makes sense, I can help you though.
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lilizo
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.12.19 08:37:00 -
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More like ScamFleet tbh. |
Princess Kennedy
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Posted - 2009.12.19 08:42:00 -
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I'm glad I didn't join the company. Perhaps in the company I will be cheat more... |
Lord Fuxaton
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.12.19 08:47:00 -
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Originally by: Princess Kennedy I'm glad I didn't join the company. Perhaps in the company I will be cheat more...
I'm sorry to hear this princess, I really am. Part of our spy check test, is telling prospective members that they have failed the test, Princess, this is part of our spycheck test. We want to see how you react to being declined a position in goonfleet. If you reaction goes well, then you pass the test. Right now all I can say is that you failed the test. But all hope is not lost, if you send me a new spycheck deposit of 500m, we can start the test all over, but you have to make sure you are up to the challenge!
First, tell me a funny story, then send the isk, this is how the goonfleet initiation begins, my good friend princess kennedy. Do not let your hope fade, you still have a chance, send the isk now, or it may be too LATE!
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Sadamune
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Posted - 2009.12.19 08:47:00 -
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This is so wrong.
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Princess Kennedy
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Posted - 2009.12.19 09:09:00 -
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Princess Kennedy > hello? Lord Fuxaton > How are you Lord Fuxaton > I'd like to share some information with you Princess Kennedy > OK Lord Fuxaton > You passed the test Lord Fuxaton > but we still require a 350 million isk deposit to enter. Lord Fuxaton > unfortunately, the rules are the rules. Lord Fuxaton > I recommend buying a couple of plex's and selling them to cover the cost of entry. Lord Fuxaton > it shows faith in wanting to be apart of goonfleet, and also, it helps the economy. Lord Fuxaton > Actually Princess Kennedy > you know.. Lord Fuxaton > we can accept plex as currency Princess Kennedy > I am sincerely want to join this company Lord Fuxaton > I trust you do Princess Kennedy > But it really let me down Lord Fuxaton > But unfortunately our hands are tied Lord Fuxaton > We did not want to let you down Kennedy Lord Fuxaton > we thought you where ready for the big leagues Lord Fuxaton > maybe I am wrong? Lord Fuxaton > Maybe you're not cut out for goonfleet? Princess Kennedy > hah. Lord Fuxaton > I mean if buying a plex is such a hard thing to do for you, than how will you ever last in 0.0 space? Lord Fuxaton > all we ask is a sign of faith Princess Kennedy > i think you have let the goonfleet company CEO to me say this Princess Kennedy > not you Lord Fuxaton > Well Kennedy Princess Kennedy > But, I still thank you for your help Lord Fuxaton > Kennedy wait Lord Fuxaton > Part of goonfleet trusting you, is you trusting us. Lord Fuxaton > Do you think we want just anyone with isk in our fleet? Princess Kennedy > im the new.. and just i have be cheat 150M isk. Lord Fuxaton > You are not the cheat Princess Kennedy > that all of my property Lord Fuxaton > You are the good u get me more isk you get in goonfleet this the rules of our land Lord Fuxaton > you must know this Lord Fuxaton > i speak very long time far to many words Lord Fuxaton > you give isk now ok? Princess Kennedy > when he tell me have to give 150M ISK . Princess Kennedy > i dont think that a cheat.. Lord Fuxaton > it not cheat Princess Kennedy > Because I know is to prevent spy Lord Fuxaton > he ask for 500m isk first Lord Fuxaton > yes but real fee is 500m Lord Fuxaton > he ask 150m and CEO say not enough to prevent spy Lord Fuxaton > you must know this? Lord Fuxaton > this is why plex is only option for you Lord Fuxaton > otherwise you false claim us CHEAT! Princess Kennedy > Therefore, I did not hesitate, I gave him 150M as quickly as possible Lord Fuxaton > it's ok we all know you're a liar and a fraud. Lord Fuxaton > Who's your main? Lord Fuxaton > You are without honor princess Princess Kennedy > this is only my chars. Lord Fuxaton > Goonfleet has a strong code of honor, and ethics we follow. Lord Fuxaton > Prove to me you have honor Princess Kennedy > Is the so-called prove is to give you some money? Lord Fuxaton > Listen princess kennedy Lord Fuxaton > My time is worth isk Lord Fuxaton > the more I talk to you, the less isk I am making. Lord Fuxaton > I hope you realize this. Princess Kennedy > i konw that. Lord Fuxaton > You should show honor by paying me for my time. Lord Fuxaton > I try hard to get you in goonfleet Princess Kennedy > may i know who are you? Lord Fuxaton > And you do not repay me Lord Fuxaton > you cheat Lord Fuxaton > I am the lord Fuxaton Lord Fuxaton > I am lord over delve moons r64 Lord Fuxaton > you hear of this? Princess Kennedy > I don't think you have what relation with the. company Lord Fuxaton > They give me special role to be lord, so that serfs may work the fields for the greater good of goon. Lord Fuxaton > Check my history Princess Kennedy > OK oK OK. Princess Kennedy > I wont to listen more. Princess Kennedy > the 150M i dont want to back. Lord Fuxaton > You will not ever be in goon then, you have no honor. Lord Fuxaton > You have failed the test. Princess Kennedy > give the company now. Lord Fuxaton > SPY Princess Kennedy > bye.
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Princess Kennedy
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Posted - 2009.12.19 09:14:00 -
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Lord Fuxaton > SPY Lord Fuxaton > SPY Lord Fuxaton > SPY Lord Fuxaton > SPY Princess Kennedy > look. Lord Fuxaton > now you ask look? when you are SPY! Lord Fuxaton > YOU ARE A CHEAT SPY Princess Kennedy > i will Record the conversation, to BBS Lord Fuxaton > WE ASK NOTHING BUT MEASELY 500 mill Lord Fuxaton > YOU PROVIDE NOTHING FOR US Lord Fuxaton > YOU NOT GOOD COMRADE Lord Fuxaton > YOU SPY
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Princess Kennedy
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Posted - 2009.12.19 09:26:00 -
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im so tied for this..
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Sadamune
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Posted - 2009.12.19 09:39:00 -
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Educational.
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Marko Riva
Adamant Inc
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Posted - 2009.12.19 09:43:00 -
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you got scammed, they use the "spy" thing in hopes that you pay them more and for the lulz ofcourse. If you're not part of SA you can't be a goonie, they don't openly recruit. They also have been running this scam for YEARS now so unless you've been living under a rock you'd have heard of it.
Why on EARTH are you paying a corp money (...) to join them, how can you be that stupid?
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Sadamune
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Posted - 2009.12.19 09:48:00 -
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Edited by: Sadamune on 19/12/2009 09:48:07 Dude, don't be a dique. The guy barely speaks English. How the hell can he possibly be expected to understand the nuanced social predations of some no-name group of clique-y middle school girls playing an internet spaceship game? That's asking a bit much.
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Marko Riva
Adamant Inc
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Posted - 2009.12.19 09:51:00 -
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Fair point, but what does not being good with English have to do with having played for a year, NOT knowing what the goonies do/are and still, for some odd reason, want to join them so much you'll pay for it?
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Sadamune
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Posted - 2009.12.19 10:03:00 -
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Originally by: Marko Riva ...and still, for some odd reason, want to join them so much you'll pay for it?
Perchance for the lulz.
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Shade Millith
International House of PWNCakes
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Posted - 2009.12.19 10:38:00 -
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Edited by: Shade Millith on 19/12/2009 10:38:37 Look, GoonFleet does NOT, and has NEVER recruited from the public.
Any Goonfleet member saying they'll get you in for X amount, or a security depostit of X amount, will take your money, make a little farce about it for laughs, then leave.
They state this publicly (Or at least used to) on the Goonfleet website. A search of the forums should give threads about them doing this before. --------------------------------------------
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Dr Deadbolt
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.12.19 14:52:00 -
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goonfleet are known scammers and do not recruit in game.
I remember a goon in a trade channel trying to garner sympathy saying a goon member who was a member of the american armed forces had committed suicide .
Half the members of the channel starting mocking the goon member for 2 main reasons .
1) goons on several occasions had posted threads saying a member had died in tragic circumstances , then after getting lots of public sympathy had mocked the sympathisers and revealed there was no death , it was a `joke`.
2) anyone who has ever seen any pictures or videos of goons will know that there is absolutely no way any goon member could ever pass the physical of any of the armed forces in existance. ( except in their dreams )
cue all the goons claiming to be in the marines,sas , spetnatz etc.
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Princess Kennedy
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Posted - 2009.12.19 16:28:00 -
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Edited by: Princess Kennedy on 19/12/2009 16:28:56 For such poor discipline Bad conscience company..There is a saying: education is the son didn't fault of parents(子不教父之过).Internal staff are so this(deceiving, shameless), I can think of somebody as the top and how bad quality...I'm glad I didn't join them.. I am sincerely want to join a company..But they did make me so disappointed..
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Proxyyyy
Caldari The Tuskers
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Posted - 2009.12.19 16:46:00 -
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This is to funny! Laughing to hard at this point!
GOOOOOOOOOOOONS!!!
+ )
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Empire Dweller
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2009.12.19 17:18:00 -
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This is why i laugh at most goon ideas- they exist to screw you over. Its their only job. Having goons on the csm makes me truly hope that ccp listens to the csm less then i think they do.
If everyone ignored goons completely soon they would be reduced to a few hundred members sitting in a station trying to figure out ways to scam each other.
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Sadamune
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Posted - 2009.12.19 18:19:00 -
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Edited by: Sadamune on 19/12/2009 18:27:05 Edited by: Sadamune on 19/12/2009 18:25:39 Are you implying that the goons are really just the miserable, desperately unfulfilled boys of our time? Those who grew chronologically older, yet failed to become men? And that now, being unable to confront their own weakness, they comfort themselves by spitting and clawing at strangers from behind the security of an anonymous, more reassuringly formidable persona in an attempt to garner hooting praise from a subhuman menagerie? That while they may succeed in achieving an instant of celebrity, their preference for friends they've never met means that they will forever remain unappreciated and disposable. That those are the bag-men of the internet, the unnoticed homeless man who freezes to death alone on a sewer grate without a name. The Goons.
I must say, that's rather impressive. You must know one of them personally, to be so well acquainted.
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Marko Riva
Adamant Inc
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Posted - 2009.12.19 18:31:00 -
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Originally by: Sadamune Edited by: Sadamune on 19/12/2009 18:27:05 Edited by: Sadamune on 19/12/2009 18:25:39 Are you implying that the goons are really just the miserable, desperately unfulfilled boys of our time? Those who grew chronologically older, yet failed to become men? And that now, being unable to confront their own weakness, they comfort themselves by spitting and clawing at strangers from behind the security of an anonymous, more reassuringly formidable persona in an attempt to garner hooting praise from a subhuman menagerie? That while they may succeed in achieving an instant of celebrity, their preference for friends they've never met means that they will forever remain unappreciated and disposable. That those are the bag-men of the internet, the unnoticed homeless man who freezes to death alone on a sewer grate without a name. The Goons.
I must say, that's rather impressive. You must know one of them personally, to be so well acquainted.
If you need to type more text that the ones you're trying to troll, including 2 edits, you're doing it wrong
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Tyrone Bighams
Gallente Mnemonic Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.12.19 19:25:00 -
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GOONS are just retrded. onc a goon tried to scam me and i waz lik go way goonie, i know what you wnt. my virginity. but i gave him my isk inseads whew. dodged a bulletz there, right?
In Actuality What Has Been Stated Applies More Directly To The Former Poster Than to Myself. NO, U!!!
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KaiserSoze434
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Posted - 2009.12.19 20:42:00 -
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I have no words. Should....have...sent...a...poet. Seriously, is this a joke or did you real do this.
Now accepting 10million isk for applications to not join Goonswarm.
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Krinthe
Gallente Lords of Awesome
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Posted - 2009.12.19 20:55:00 -
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Haha....My alt is in Goonfleet. Been scamming them for quite some time now. I take their freebie ships and sell them to finance my main. I also give a lot of it away to newbies. Its so funny to see a newbies reaction when they get 50mil in their wallet, heh, they go nuts. I also get free loot when Im with them...They "think" im helping, but I just sit there cloaked and tokin on a bowl while they do all the work. Its SOOOOO easy to scam the goonie bastards, they dont check up on anything at all. There are so many of us, they cant comprehend what the left hand is doing while the right hand is busy.
Initally, when I first started playing EVE, I wanted to be in Goonfleet cause they controlled a large portion of the universe. But after months and months of hearing how they act and treat people, I wanted to screw THEM over as they do to others. Ive made soo much isk from doing nothing with them that I havent had to pay a monthly fee for the game in months
Thanks Goonfleet....Thanks for being so stupid and, heh, so RICH!!!
Heh, its funny too. Everyone thinks doing L4's is where the ISK is at. I have a better ISK cow and ZERO risk of loosing a darn thing.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Zill
The Scope
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Posted - 2009.12.19 21:25:00 -
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LOLOL it's goonies, how do not see this coming :) NEVER EVER trust a GF. They do what they do an do it well if you wanna play in their sandbox you gotta take what comes. my advice, NEVER! pay goonies 1 isk an for gods sake don't move your ships/assets to their holding. 110% guarantee of loss :)
PS as always, nice work on BoB/Kenzu lads hehe
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Gobbins
Minmatar eXceed Inc.
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Posted - 2009.12.19 23:10:00 -
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Originally by: Dr Deadbolt I remember a goon in a trade channel trying to garner sympathy saying a goon member who was a member of the american armed forces had committed suicide .
Its actually happened, the goon was called RoyOfCa. It was during the querious siege and goons were discussing on ts if they could CAOD post about it. One goon said "it is not eve related, it will get locked" - another goon replied "what if we said he did it while playing eve, and we heard the bang on teamspeak?".
Anyways personally I think its funny. To the op "welcome to eve" tomorrow it might be you scamming some nooblets who didnt bother running 10 minutes of forum checks.
- Gob
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Juliette Leblanc
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.12.19 23:39:00 -
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GoonScams are best scams. I'm laughing so much I may actually apply to join GoonFleet. Do you guys have a hauling service? I need to bring all my stuff down to Delve!
Originally by: CCP Prism X In New Eden, EVE wins you.
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Foxbite
Caldari Celestial Being Incorporated Sodalitas XX
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Posted - 2009.12.20 00:25:00 -
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Ha... Goons... Haha... 'Nuff said.
The ones that should've been swallowed...
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Lt Forge
Pilots From Honour Aeternus.
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Posted - 2009.12.20 01:22:00 -
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Join Aeternus. (including the dot).
We provide the following services: - Stuff, if you have proven* yourself - Fun - PVE, though we try to teach the new pilots how to operate in 0.0 - PVP - No "Give x million ISK and your stuff to join us"
Goon is for elitist scumbags who are in fact just scumbags with no decency at all.
Join Aeternus.!
* As in: Proven yourself.
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Gobbins
Minmatar eXceed Inc.
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Posted - 2009.12.20 02:44:00 -
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Originally by: Lt Forge * As in: Proven yourself.
This is in no way different to the goon spy check. Stuff isnt exactly free once you have paid 500 mil to prove you are not a spy in the first place
- Gob
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Alenora Tizar
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Posted - 2009.12.20 06:58:00 -
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how could the OP expect anything different from a group that takes pride in calling themselves "Goons"?
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Loxatl Deathsquad
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Posted - 2009.12.20 08:26:00 -
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Oh, come on, everyone knows that Goons scam and one of their most well known scamms is the paying to get into their corp scam.
If you have to pay or give any items to Goonswarm to get in you are being scammed.
Only people registered on the Something Awful forums or their friends are allowed into Goonswarm.
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Sadamune
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Posted - 2009.12.20 08:58:00 -
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Originally by: Loxatl Deathsquad
Only people registered on the Something Awful forums or their friends are allowed into Goonswarm.
Both of which being the kind of superb indicators of individual quality that really places them in a league all their own.
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Vagenbrae
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.12.20 10:25:00 -
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I'd like to feel sympathetic, but you are a new player, and you had 150M ISK? If you got it from trading an ETC, then it shouldn't be difficult to recover your losses, by doing it again. If you didn't get it from ETC trading, then I would have to assume you bought it from ISK sellers, in which case, you get no sympathy from me. If you got it through hard work, then I sympathize, but at the same time, Eve is unforgiving, and merciless. You just have to learn things the hard way.
On the other hand, it takes a certain kind of person to be accepted into goon. The kind it is best not to give any thought to. |
Rolk Anderson
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Posted - 2009.12.20 12:40:00 -
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Send me only 50mill isk and ill get you in for sure.
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Sadamune
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Posted - 2009.12.20 13:01:00 -
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Originally by: Rolk Anderson Send me only 50mill isk and ill get you in for sure.
If I gave it to you, would you use it to buy some originality?
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Lt Forge
Pilots From Honour Aeternus.
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Posted - 2009.12.20 13:20:00 -
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Originally by: Gobbins
Originally by: Lt Forge * As in: Proven yourself.
This is in no way different to the goon spy check. Stuff isnt exactly free once you have paid 500 mil to prove you are not a spy in the first place
- Gob
We use taxes
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Dragonmede
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Posted - 2009.12.20 13:26:00 -
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Though seriously folks, I can see the "wisdom" of the test. If the OP is looking to apply to a notorious 0.0 corp with a reputation, what better way to test "character" than to charge 500 mil to apply and then reject their application, and observe their response?
Reminds me of the martial arts wannabe who went into the mountains seeking ninjas to train with, only to find shinobi who test applicant abilities by making them kick trees with their bare toes......"make fist with toes, now kick tree...."
You no want to be ninja, you want to be shinobi.....kick tree again....
An organization the likes of goonfleet has a reputation to uphold, if you can't afford to just toss away 500 mil (the cost of a decient BC) and be a carebear about it THEY most likely have no use for you in the organization.
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Gandanga
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.12.20 14:55:00 -
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Originally by: Dr Deadbolt
2) anyone who has ever seen any pictures or videos of goons will know that there is absolutely no way any goon member could ever pass the physical of any of the armed forces in existance. ( except in their dreams )
LOL QFT
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Lady Aja
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.12.20 15:35:00 -
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Everyone in EvE is out to get you and I do mean *everyone*.
That trusted corpmate you've known for years? He's out to get you.
That lost little new guy in his rookie ship? He's out to get you.
The trader you're about to make a tidy profit from? He's out to get you.
That GM you petitioned about losing your ship to a scammer? He will listen patiently to you, ignore your request, log on to his other account and get you.
As for me? I don't know you well enough yet but give me sufficient time and I'll be out to get you as well.
Welcome to EvE...
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Jerid Verges
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Posted - 2009.12.21 02:07:00 -
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Goon Fleet is the worst corp out there. The CEO endorses scamming of non-goons.
I'd love to see the Goons get pummeled, unfortunately that doesn't seem like it'll happen.
Anyways, don't trust the Goons. They're all hacks, and probably had to rely on cheating smart kid's tests to pass school.
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Shade Millith
International House of PWNCakes
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Posted - 2009.12.21 04:42:00 -
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Originally by: Dragonmede Edited by: Dragonmede on 20/12/2009 13:28:55 Though seriously folks, I can see the "wisdom" of the test. If the OP is looking to apply to a notorious 0.0 corp with a reputation, what better way to test "character" than to charge 500 mil to apply and then reject their application, and observe their response?
Reminds me of the martial arts wannabe who went into the mountains seeking ninjas to train with, only to find shinobi who test applicant abilities by making them kick trees with their bare toes......"make fist with toes, now kick tree...."
You no want to be ninja, you want to be shinobi.....kick tree again....
An organization the likes of goonfleet has a reputation to uphold, if you can't afford to just toss away 500 mil (the cost of a decent BC) and be a carebear about it THEY most likely have no use for you in the organization.
Except it's goonfleet, and it's a well known scam on their part --------------------------------------------
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Jerid Verges
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Posted - 2009.12.21 06:20:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Aja Everyone in EvE is out to get you and I do mean *everyone*.
That trusted corpmate you've known for years? He's out to get you.
That lost little new guy in his rookie ship? He's out to get you.
The trader you're about to make a tidy profit from? He's out to get you.
That GM you petitioned about losing your ship to a scammer? He will listen patiently to you, ignore your request, log on to his other account and get you.
As for me? I don't know you well enough yet but give me sufficient time and I'll be out to get you as well.
Welcome to EvE...
Do you keep a shank under your pillow just incase your husband tries to kill you some night?
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Russian Mistress
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Posted - 2009.12.21 07:12:00 -
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Edited by: Russian Mistress on 21/12/2009 07:16:23
A serious PVP alliance doesn't take any isk from players that want to join. There are some rules and requirments to join, yes... A good alliance needs your skills in PVP, not your wallet. Anyway, a good alliance is giving not only frigates and crusers for CTA, but fully fitted battleships and capital ships as well. If the alliance budget is coming from donations of new people that join, I am sorry.. it sounds like a MLM (multi level marketing) alliance, nothing more, nothing else...
Sandbox...yes... we all have a choice. I made a choice. I am the GF enemy))) LOL
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Haramir Haleths
Caldari Nutella Bande
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Posted - 2009.12.21 09:00:00 -
[50]
Even Goons, should not be so bad at Christmas Time. This incident is investigated.
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Wiccerakith
Amarr Absinthe Brothers
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Posted - 2009.12.21 10:43:00 -
[51]
rofl. crappin' mah pantz.
Quote:
...the Amarr simply sit there and charge their lasers, secure in their knowledge that God is on their side.
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Salena Tarra
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Posted - 2009.12.21 11:28:00 -
[52]
Its a lot of effort to go to in order to make a troll post but the sentance construction is English and the OP just changed some words to their infinitive. Pretty much how Borat speaks :P
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NobodyHolme
Gallente Colonial Fleet Services Independent Faction
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Posted - 2009.12.21 20:37:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Dragonmede An organization the likes of goonfleet has a reputation to uphold
Quoted for comedy.
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Codo Yagari
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.12.22 09:55:00 -
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I thougt GoonSwarm was famous for it's scams?
I had a buddy who they stole 20 billion ISK from.
Why one would ever want to become a member of that group is beyond me.
Join a decent NRDS organization instead. ---
Empress Jamyl I |
Garst Tyrell
Amarr No.Mercy
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Posted - 2009.12.22 19:59:00 -
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your first mistake was trying to join goonfleet... on purpose "I long for death, not because I seek peace, but because I seek the war eternal" |
Janek Dax
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.12.22 21:18:00 -
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FFS why do people still fall for this, why don't they use that gray matter between their ears.
I think the most irritating thing isn't that they fall for it, but that they feel the need to post about their stupidity, and expect everyone to tell them how unfotunate they've been.
Princess Kennedy, about 30 seconds of your time and effort on google would have given you this
Goonie recruitment
And Goons, wd on weeding out another Darwinian failure
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Acrid Acid
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Posted - 2009.12.23 01:58:00 -
[57]
Hidden goons advertising. You got caught.
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Jin Nib
Resplendent Knives
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Posted - 2009.12.23 04:20:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Codo Yagari
Why one would ever want to become a member of that group is beyond me.
QFW -Jin Nib Trading on behalf of Opera Noir since: 2009.03.02 03:53:00
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Gnurpsnase
Amarr Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.12.23 16:46:00 -
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The op seems to be on the right way to a 6/10 scam herself.Pretty nice made btw. You create a char with the name of kennedy( goon all the way ).You fabricate a story about how goons scammed you out of your last isk.You do that in a bad enough english, that this will sound believable.Than you fill that up with some tears and circulate that story in game and on forums and with a little bit of luck, you make millions and millions of isk. Sounds good to me Princess... Send application to me with a little bit of bribe money ( isk ) and I get you in ( wherever you want to be )
Gnurps
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Skittnator
Caldari Angels Of Death EVE Free Worlds Alliance
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Posted - 2009.12.24 07:35:00 -
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Goons are Goons, they ruin eve as a whole and have no real honor. I suggest that you join up with IT or something. Never trust a goon... Angels of Death EVE Corporation is Recruiting New and Old Pilots!!! |
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Vultureian
Minmatar Gladiators of Rage
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Posted - 2009.12.24 16:23:00 -
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I lol at the fact that it took you so god damn long to figure out it was a scam that goons have been doing for a LONG time. Or...haven't you realized yet?
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Mr LaboratoryRat
Confederation of DuckTape Lovers
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Posted - 2009.12.24 16:25:00 -
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Originally by: Marko Riva If you're not part of SA you can't be a goonie, they don't openly recruit.
They charge RL money for membership of SA. So basicly they charge RL money for recruiting members in a game and basicly are violating the EULA rules that say that u cant charge any form of rl money for ingame puroposes.
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Ethan Blue
Rubicon Vanguard Emergence.
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Posted - 2009.12.28 14:31:00 -
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Originally by: Zill LOLOL it's goonies, how do not see this coming :) NEVER EVER trust a GF. They do what they do an do it well if you wanna play in their sandbox you gotta take what comes. my advice, NEVER! pay goonies 1 isk an for gods sake don't move your ships/assets to their holding. 110% guarantee of loss :)
PS as always, nice work on BoB/Kenzu lads hehe
My... eyes..... BLEEDING.......
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cal nereus
Cal Temp Agency
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Posted - 2009.12.29 02:59:00 -
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I know someone in Goonfleet. I can get you an interview with an authentic recruiter. I just need a small fee from you to compensate me for the time I spend on this. I'm sure you understand.
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I'm joking, by the way. Honestly, you're biggest mistake there was trusting someone you don't know, and then giving them isk with no guarantees. Scams are very common in Eve. Besides, you usually have to be a Goon first before you can actually join their fleet. --- Earning Isk Basic Skills
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Rust Wagon
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Posted - 2009.12.29 08:27:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Mr LaboratoryRat
Originally by: Marko Riva If you're not part of SA you can't be a goonie, they don't openly recruit.
They charge RL money for membership of SA. So basicly they charge RL money for recruiting members in a game and basicly are violating the EULA rules that say that u cant charge any form of rl money for ingame puroposes.
You're stretching it. The money paid for joining SA is probaly used to.. You know, maintaining the forum, renting ventrillo servers and such. This is Out of Game benefits which anyone at SA can take advantage off. Therefor, Goons will always be able to claim that they do infact not charge any money for ingame purposes.
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Empire Dweller
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2009.12.29 10:25:00 -
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you could prolly make a case either way. on the one hand its not rl money to join goons its rl money to join the site they recruit from.
On the other hand if i ran a brothel and charged money to enter the room a hooker was in rather then charging for the hooker- id still be arrested for promoting prostitution.
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Kaaii
Caldari KaaiiNet Holding Executor Corp
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Posted - 2009.12.29 13:10:00 -
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Things have not gotten much better for you since Dallas have they?
According to Oveur, existing LSAA's already anchored will stay there. kieron Director of Community Relations,
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Silence iKillYouu
Joint Incident Response Unit
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Posted - 2009.12.30 11:54:00 -
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i had Goonfleet Try the same thing to me. They pick ppl out of Cor recruitment threads.
Thanks to this thread i lol'd wen they ask for isk and closed chat.
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Sedilis
Lead Farmers
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Posted - 2009.12.30 12:21:00 -
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Originally by: Princess Kennedy
Lord Fuxaton > Goonfleet has a strong code of honor, and ethics we follow.
ROFL
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Bagrista
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Posted - 2009.12.31 12:23:00 -
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Originally by: Empire Dweller On the other hand if i ran a brothel and charged money to enter the room a hooker was in rather then charging for the hooker- id still be arrested for promoting prostitution.
Even if that was true, EVE isn't real life AND what you described has nothing to do with what Goons are doing.
Originally by: Silence iKillYouu i had Goonfleet Try the same thing to me. They pick ppl out of Cor recruitment threads.
Thanks to this thread i lol'd wen they ask for isk and closed chat.
Cool story, bro.
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Eddie Laydon
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Posted - 2010.01.02 12:18:00 -
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kudos to all you fake/real Goons out there. It is remarkable how you manage to trick some people into doing the most ******ed things.
Anyway, call them what you will but they know how to play the game and people falling for their scams have only themselves to blame, so although fun(for us) there is no poin in *****in about this on ths forum. Goons want the best of the best and if you get scammed then you're obviously not smart enough, so in essence it really was a test...and you failed
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Dr Deadbolt
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.01.02 14:03:00 -
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Originally by: Eddie Laydon
Goons want the best of the best
well they certainly fail miserably in trying to achieve this aim
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Shade Millith
International House of PWNCakes
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Posted - 2010.01.02 22:11:00 -
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Originally by: Eddie Laydon Goons want the best of the best
That's the dumbest thing I've read on these forums today.... --------------------------------------------
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Tractus Vesica
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.01.03 02:12:00 -
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Originally by: Princess Kennedy Re: Re: Re: Re: Your application to goonfleet From: Terisan Sent: 2009.12.19 07:16 To: Princess Kennedy,
I regret to inform you that you have failed the goonfleet spycheck and your application has been denied.
Your security deposit will not be returned.
-------------------------------- Re: Re: Re: Your application to goonfleet From: Princess Kennedy Sent: 2009.12.19 06:00 To: Terisan,
OK.i have send you 150M ISK.. -------------------------------- Re: Re: Your application to goonfleet From: Terisan Sent: 2009.12.16 01:52 To: Princess Kennedy,
Sorry for the late reply,
As your pilot is under one year old, you will be able to apply as a "new pilot". For this, the deposit is only 150 million ISK, but the trial period is one week longer than usual.
You will be provided with free frigates and cruisers to utilize in your first week, and many of the Special Interest squads may also provide you with additional ships until your deposit is returned at the end of three weeks (2 weeks + 1 week for new pilots)
As previously stated, forward deposits to Terisan, and your application will be moved to the Granted (trainee) applications list.
I hope to see you in the fleet.
-------------------------------- Re: Your application to goonfleet From: Princess Kennedy Sent: 2009.12.13 08:06 To: Terisan,
Hello Terisan..
I never know to join your company needs to pay so much cash deposit..But I am sincerely want to join your company....im not ISK farmer.so idont have so much cash..if join you company really need to pay cash deposit..But how to guarantee? I actually only have 160M...500M too much big for me .. so I hope you can considerate it.. iI will be very glad to with you fleet..
-------------------------------- Your application to goonfleet From: Terisan Sent: 2009.12.13 00:56 To: Princess Kennedy,
Hello, Kartoon has referred your name to myself for processing.
In order for us to continue, we must first recieve your spycheck deposit of 500 million isk. This will be returned to you once we have completed spychecks (generally after your two week trainee period is complete in the corporation).
Please forward this amount to either myself (terisan) or hammyhamm.
Thankyou for your patience, and I'll hope to see you in fleet soon!
TERISAN is a Cheater..He represented his company, so he company also is a cheater company...
You cheat newplayer money,do you have any conscience?
GS is full of /b/tards, scammers, and downright *******s. They used a traitor to take down Band of Brothers, and they cheat pilots out of their cash. They should be priority No. 1 for all null sec alliances to take down. They are a plague and need to be quarantined and exterminated. -------------------------------------------------------------- "Youtube, its like a pitri dish of stupid."
-Myself
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Tractus Vesica
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.01.03 02:17:00 -
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Originally by: Shade Millith
Originally by: Eddie Laydon Goons want the best of the best
That's the dumbest thing I've read on these forums today....
No, they want the most of the most. Look at them like the Chinese military, they may not be the best, but God dammit they'll make sure they outnumber you. -------------------------------------------------------------- "Youtube, its like a pitri dish of stupid."
-Myself
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Miss Cenuij
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Posted - 2010.01.03 04:13:00 -
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And when goons talk about out blobbing others , they obviously mean pound for pound per person.
Its true I also have seen the pictures and videos ( youtube )
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Tractus Vesica
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.01.03 04:30:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Miss Cenuij And when goons talk about out blobbing others , they obviously mean pound for pound per person.
Its true I also have seen the pictures and videos ( youtube )
Link me. -------------------------------------------------------------- "Youtube, its like a pitri dish of stupid."
-Myself
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StukaBee
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Posted - 2010.01.04 20:50:00 -
[78]
only just found this thread and oh wow hahahaha
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Vivinc Laloo
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Posted - 2010.01.04 22:23:00 -
[79]
Anybody considered this guy is ****ing all over goons and not the other way around? And if he isn't he still made them look like idiots :) 150mil well spent
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dtyk
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Posted - 2010.01.05 00:29:00 -
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Originally by: Princess Kennedy Edited by: Princess Kennedy on 19/12/2009 16:28:56 For such poor discipline Bad conscience company..There is a saying: education is the son didn't fault of parents(子不教父之过).Internal staff are so this(deceiving, shameless), I can think of somebody as the top and how bad quality...I'm glad I didn't join them.. I am sincerely want to join a company..But they did make me so disappointed..
If they didn't have a conscience, I don't think they would have a banner on their website saying that they a) don't require any kind of isk deposit to join b) don't recruit in-game and c) anyone saying they will get you in through anything else than Something Awful website is scamming you, even if it's a GF director.
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Doctor Ungabungas
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2010.01.05 10:20:00 -
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Originally by: Garst Tyrell your first mistake was trying to join goonfleet... on purpose
I can't even remember how I got in, you know?. The first I knew about it was waking up in a bathtub full of ice with a note saying "Seek medical attention, you are now in Goonfleet"
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Tractus Vesica
Caldari Veni Vidi Vici
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Posted - 2010.01.05 13:19:00 -
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Originally by: Doctor Ungabungas
Originally by: Garst Tyrell your first mistake was trying to join goonfleet... on purpose
I can't even remember how I got in, you know?. The first I knew about it was waking up in a bathtub full of ice with a note saying "Seek medical attention, you are now in Goonfleet"
What, did they cut you open and take your soul? -------------------------------------------------------------- "Youtube, its like a pitri dish of stupid."
-Myself
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