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Ather Ialeas
Amarr the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.12.25 10:19:00 -
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Edited by: Ather Ialeas on 25/12/2009 10:23:06
Corporate Theft Report 70+ billion combined ISK/assets stolen from The United pirate corporation
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Hello C&P, I come to you bearing the gift of some holiday lulz. In the early hours of December 24, The United was relieved of its core assets in the form of the clearing of all corporate wallet divisions and the three leadership-level restricted hangars at offices in multiple systems by a disgruntled director (myself) who saw some potential for personal gain.
The United would be best known as the corporation that camps the Rancer pipe catching traffic moving between Caldari and Minmatar high sec, smartbombing empty shuttles and noobships filled with implants alike every day for the past few years. For a pirate corporation, The United was fairly rich, as ransoms combined with loot sales from kills contributed to a very well stocked hangar and wallet. At one time the members of The United were top notch, always working towards the good of the whole and making sacrifices to meet corporate goals, and those who cooperated in this manner were rewarded significantly in the form of regular payouts. Ship and module replacement programs that provided near-total reimbursement have kept members well stocked, but these generous systems have ultimately contributed to the downfall of the corp.
Most of the veteran members of the corp have moved on due to the stagnant nature of gate camping. As a result, the current roster is composed primarily of greedy pilots who are incapable of pvping outside of a blob on the Crielere gate, and even then, pilots consistently shoot ships intended for ransom. Another typical occurrence is the the regular loot theft that has run rampant in the corp up until the recent log mechanic. Directors as well have always tended to throw random, flat sums of ISK into the loot sale wallet when depositing the funds earned from loot sale, and no true oversight of corporate funds has ever existed, leading to massive accumulation of ISK in the wallets of the veteran leadership that was supposed to make its way back into payouts. The United today is nothing more than a group of pilots driven by greed and a constant desire for handouts provided by the corporate reimbursement and discount sales systems, and the spirit of mutual interest and benefit among the members has been lost.
Remaining is a small selection of ships and modules scattered throughout the corporate hangars in various systems.
Today, I teach you a lesson in greed. I've learned from the best.
Merry Christmas, Ather
TL;DR -Opportunity to seize 70B -70B seized
For those interested in the numbers, the item volume prevents a solid calculation at this time (and I don't care to do one in the future), but here's a rundown: 37.4B liquid ISK and an un-calculated amount of assets Ships valued at 22.4B rigs unconsidered 4.1B in general organized modules Minimum of 4B in BPCs/BPOs Satellite offices robbed include an additional 1.8B in ships ...and many, many containers of miscellaneous T2/T3/capital/faction/deadspace yet to be organized and accounted for, valued at an unknown amount
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Maverick Swashbuckle
Caldari Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2009.12.25 10:20:00 -
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First.
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mofokitkat
Gallente Narnia Sex Tours
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Posted - 2009.12.25 10:32:00 -
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Dirty Dirty Boy .
............Do they even know yet .........
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.12.25 10:44:00 -
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How many smartbombs did you steal then? ~
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fmercury
Rionnag Alba Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2009.12.25 11:17:00 -
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Buy everything we saw You know about me dogg Don't talk about me dogg And if you doubt me dogg You better out me dogg I'm throwed off slightly bro Don't wanna fight me bro I'm fast as lightning bro ya better use ya Nike's bro Know you don't like me cause Yo ***** most likely does She see me on them dubs In front of every club I be on dro I'm buzzed Give every ho a hug *****z don't show me mugs Cause you don't know me cuz
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bloodlust priest
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Posted - 2009.12.25 11:29:00 -
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cool
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Stakhanov
Metafarmers MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2009.12.25 11:30:00 -
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...again ?
There's irony to a pirate corp being regularly robbed...
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CHED
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.25 11:35:00 -
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lol gf
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Sturdy Girl
Silent Ninja's
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Posted - 2009.12.25 11:43:00 -
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'Tis the season!
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Shigsy
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2009.12.25 11:46:00 -
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Edited by: Shigsy on 25/12/2009 11:47:45 Obvious troll is obvious.
protip; it wasn't a good troll on caod either.
edit: What im really saying is proof or stfu
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Fearr Dorchaa
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Posted - 2009.12.25 11:55:00 -
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my god
a pirate who steals... this changes....everything
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Hellfury Resurrected
Incura HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.25 12:14:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank How many smartbombs did you steal then?
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TimMc
Gallente Extradition
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Posted - 2009.12.25 12:59:00 -
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Merry Christmas
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.12.25 13:40:00 -
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A good haul, mate.
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Tridik
Caldari Destructive Influence IT Alliance
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Posted - 2009.12.25 14:39:00 -
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Even SFS had better lawls. At least have some tact.
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Vekoslav
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Posted - 2009.12.25 14:49:00 -
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So you've decided to steal from your friends of 1 year, 7 months. GG, ur nothing but an oppurtunist s****bag. GTFO
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Dianna Soreil
Monolithic.
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Posted - 2009.12.25 15:10:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank How many smartbombs did you steal then?
don't forget the stabs m8
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Slaith Criid
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Posted - 2009.12.25 15:49:00 -
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take what you can.... give nothing back
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Captain Vampire
Caldari None of us are free
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Posted - 2009.12.25 15:49:00 -
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I actually enjoyed visiting Rancer. Your SB camps were great fun to bust. Plx return funds so we can have more engagements
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Troll Bridgington
Bronze Legion
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Posted - 2009.12.25 15:54:00 -
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hahahahahhahaha
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Wieting Foyu
Gallente Foyu Trading World
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Posted - 2009.12.25 16:21:00 -
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Glad to see the 1b I have lost in the years going through the pipe went to a good person.
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Intaki Goddess
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Posted - 2009.12.25 16:32:00 -
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Can't believe what low life s*** u are from stealing from your friends who trusted u...
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Iormungand
Point of No Return
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Posted - 2009.12.25 17:00:00 -
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theft FTW!!
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Monarch
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.12.25 17:17:00 -
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So no Christmas Bonus then?
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Rock Tenn
Suppression Inc. Xenology Federation
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Posted - 2009.12.25 17:41:00 -
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Ather is Bad Santa!
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Artemis Rose
Sileo In Pacis THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2009.12.25 18:17:00 -
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Even the United can't troll C&P correctly.
C/D
*** Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2 WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats |
Jared D'Uroth
Minmatar Universal Peace Operation
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Posted - 2009.12.25 18:28:00 -
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Ask Lana if I predicted this. ===
Quote: I think the point [of t3] was that your foes would never know how you were fit, adding the element of surprise. Like, surprise!!! I decided to go with EHP and DPS.
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Skoot
The Scope
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Posted - 2009.12.25 22:10:00 -
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opportunist thefts are the best thefts.
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sral
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Posted - 2009.12.25 22:24:00 -
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Originally by: Ather Ialeas Edited by: Ather Ialeas on 25/12/2009 10:34:02
Today, I teach you a lesson in greed. I've learned from the best.
Merry Christmas, Ather
You didnt teach any lesson !!! Thats old story bro , the lesson today is who is fair and loyal for those who flyed a year and a half with ya ! You have no dignity and those actions just reflects your real life mode !!! You became a director cause someone trust you , and you just made this cause you think youre superior !!! I am no united menber anyway just enjoy the game as you wish .... ... in the end this is just pixels , isn it ?!??
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Boomershoot
Caldari Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.12.25 22:33:00 -
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Originally by: Ather Ialeas Edited by: Ather Ialeas on 25/12/2009 10:34:02
Corporate Theft Report 70+ billion combined ISK/assets stolen from The United pirate corporation
A wall of text appears!
Hello C&P, I come to you bearing the gift of some holiday lulz. In the early hours of December 24, The United was relieved of its core assets in the form of the clearing of all corporate wallet divisions and the three leadership-level restricted hangars at offices in multiple systems by a disgruntled director (myself) who saw some potential for personal gain.
The United would be best known as the corporation that camps the Rancer pipe catching traffic moving between Caldari and Minmatar high sec, smartbombing empty shuttles and noobships filled with implants alike every day for the past few years. For a pirate corporation, The United was fairly rich, as ransoms combined with loot sales from kills contributed to a very well stocked hangar and wallet. At one time the members of The United were top notch, always working towards the good of the whole and making sacrifices to meet corporate goals, and those who cooperated in this manner were rewarded significantly in the form of regular payouts. Ship and module replacement programs that provided near-total reimbursement have kept members well stocked, but these generous systems have ultimately contributed to the downfall of the corp.
Most of the veteran members of the corp have moved on due to the stagnant nature of gate camping. As a result, the current roster is composed primarily of greedy pilots who are incapable of pvping outside of a blob on the Crielere gate, and even then, pilots consistently shoot ships intended for ransom. Another typical occurrence is the the regular loot theft that has run rampant in the corp up until the recent log mechanic. Directors as well have always tended to throw random, flat sums of ISK into the loot sale wallet when depositing the funds earned from loot sale, and no true oversight of corporate funds has ever existed, leading to massive accumulation of ISK in the wallets of the veteran leadership that was supposed to make its way back into payouts. The United today is nothing more than a group of pilots driven by greed and a constant desire for handouts provided by the corporate reimbursement and discount sales systems, and the spirit of mutual interest and benefit among the members has been lost.
Remaining is a small selection of ships and modules scattered throughout the corporate hangars in various systems.
Today, I teach you a lesson in greed. I've learned from the best.
Merry Christmas, Ather
TL;DR -Opportunity to seize 70B -70B seized
For those interested in the numbers, the item volume prevents a solid calculation at this time (and I don't care to do one in the future), but here's a rundown:
37.4B liquid ISK, an un-calculated amount of assets
Ships valued at 22.4B rigs unconsidered
4.1B in general organized modules
Minimum of 4B in BPCs/BPOs
Satellite offices robbed include an additional 1.8B in ships, no item estimate yet due to volume ...and many, many containers of miscellaneous T2/T3/capital/faction/deadspace yet to be organized and accounted for, valued at an unknown amount
EDIT: Thousands of m3 of various items continue to be uncovered...unsure of total haul at this point.
Yo Ather i'm happy for you and imma let you finish, but Curzon Dax had the best christmas heist of all times! OF ALL TIMES!
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