Pages: [1] 2 :: one page |
|
Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 0 post(s) |
Eastern Promise
Hulkagedon Insurance Corp.
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 14:51:00 -
[1]
Now, as many of you know, Hulkageddon is almost upon us. The result will be, unfortunately, lots of dead ships.
There is, however, a way around this. I am not going to claim that I will offer you immunity. What I will offer is full financial reimbursement for any covered clients, instead of empty promises from pirates. The question is, obviously, how can I afford this?
Hulks are the most common ship in EVE. My way of business is simple. The vast majority of hulks in the EVE universe will remain unscathed. There are just too many for the pirates to gangbang. By working with large numbers, at a low premium, I can offer everyone of my clients full coverage. I have already collected insurance premiums from over 50 clients, all personally known. Now I wish to extend to you the same service.
My price is as follows. 5 million ISK per exhumer hull you wish to insure, plus an extra 5 million for every faction/officer/deadspace mod you fit. It pays to be honest, because in order to claim your insurance, you must present me with an unforged killmail.
If you are interested, please send your contribution to me, with the reason as "Insurance Premium" and you will be added to my ever exanding list of clients. If you have any questions, please evemail me, or reply to this thread.
All the best,
Eastern
|
Intense Thinker
Minmatar
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 14:52:00 -
[2]
This guy is legit
Originally by: a51 duke1406 The girls just dont understand that sunday is pvp night, not cuddle on the couch watching tv night.
|
Boomershoot
Caldari Suddenly Ninjas
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 14:56:00 -
[3]
isk sent
|
Jacques Lantier
Gallente University of Caille
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 16:12:00 -
[4]
Sounds like an good idea. ISK sent!
Are you looking to make a profit off this by the way?
|
Imagonnawhupya
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 16:23:00 -
[5]
Originally by: Jacques Lantier Sounds like an good idea. ISK sent!
Are you looking to make a profit off this by the way?
Like any real world insurance company, he will: 1)hope that none of his clients need payouts and 2)try everything in his power to find some reason not to payout (i.e, "you caused the gank by taunting the pirates in local", "you did not adequatly tank your hulk", or "you missed your regular scheduled ship inspection".)
Insurance companies = civilized piracy.
|
Marcus Druallis
Quantum Industries Prime Orbital Systems
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 16:24:00 -
[6]
And people say scammers aren't original. HAH! --
|
rubico1337
Caldari Mnemonic Enterprises
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 16:26:00 -
[7]
how original, do you have an endorsement from the proponents of the hulkageddon itself? why go though teh inconvenience of having to replace the hulk and wait for a reimbursement(if it even comes) when you can not get shot at at all, you are probably a scammer anyways. the safer option would just to pay fmercury for protection
Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. |
Jacques Lantier
Gallente University of Caille
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 16:28:00 -
[8]
You'd better pay me if I lose my Mack or I'll hunt you down...
|
Cliffy Byro
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 16:36:00 -
[9]
Originally by: Eastern Promise Now, as many of you know, Hulkageddon is almost upon us. The result will be, unfortunately, lots of dead ships.
There is, however, a way around this. I am not going to claim that I will offer you immunity. What I will offer is no financial reimbursement for any covered clients, instead of empty promises from pirates. The question is, obviously, how can I afford this?
Hulks are the most common ship in EVE. My way of business is simple. The vast majority of hulks in the EVE universe will be destoyed. There are just too many for the pirates to ignore. By working with large numbers, at a low premium, I can offer everyone of my clients no coverage. I have already collected insurance premiums from over 50 clients, none of whome know I am an alt. Now I wish to extend to you the same service.
My price is as follows. 5 million ISK per exhumer hull you wish to insure, plus an extra 5 million for every faction/officer/deadspace mod you fit. It pays to be dishonest, because in order to claim your insurance, you must present me with an unforged killmail which I will ignore.
If you are interested, please send your contribution to me, with the reason as "I am a dumb ass" and you will be added to my ever exanding block list of clients. If you have any questions, please evemail me, or reply to this thread.
All the best,
Eastern
*Fixed
|
Dr Cron
Northern Lights Number 5 Hydroponic Zone
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 16:56:00 -
[10]
Brilliant... lol
|
|
Tyfor Yerisk
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 17:25:00 -
[11]
*buys 100 hulks
*insures them under this guys scheme
*blows them all up
*wins 3 bil for most solo hulk kills
*gets price of hulks back from this dude
*- 500mil for original insurance fee
*2.5 bil up |
Robert Caldera
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 17:29:00 -
[12]
omg after what I've seen forming around the hulkageddon, I think this event is boosted by a conglomerate of traders, producers and insurence corps, which all wanna grab for miners money |
Kei Gravatid
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 17:44:00 -
[13]
Originally by: Robert Caldera omg after what I've seen forming around the hulkageddon, I think this event is boosted by a conglomerate of traders, producers and insurence corps, which all wanna grab for miners money
More likely by a bunch of 0.0 alts whose mains can't find fights anymore and need soft targets to "stay in practice." I guess old age is a terrible thing.
|
Eastern Promise
Hulkagedon Insurance Corp.
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 18:03:00 -
[14]
Up to 67 clients, business is good. And no, this isn't a scam, and yes, obviously I will be looking to make a profit on this, but, depending on the suicide gankers' actions that is by no means certain.
And pay the pirates for "immunity"? Good luck with that
|
Slimy Worm
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 18:34:00 -
[15]
This is a scam. This is a scam. This is a scam.
|
M00dy
Minmatar Killed In Action
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 18:42:00 -
[16]
Isk sent. Thanks for making this service available.
Killed In Action
|
Eastern Promise
Hulkagedon Insurance Corp.
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 18:45:00 -
[17]
Originally by: Slimy Worm This is a scam. This is a scam. This is a scam.
No it's not. But thanks for zee bump!
|
Agile Nakajima
Minmatar Lollipops for Rancors
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 18:47:00 -
[18]
In parallel to this, I'd also suggest all pilots purchase Spacequake insurance at the low low price of 3 million isk per hull insured, and 10 million per POS. Send the isk to me with the subject line "Spacequake insurance" and I'll pay out the full value of the ship or all POS modules in the event of their loss due to Spacequakes.
|
Cyrlaksi
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 19:34:00 -
[19]
Originally by: Agile Nakajima In parallel to this, I'd also suggest all pilots purchase Spacequake insurance at the low low price of 3 million isk per hull insured, and 10 million per POS. Send the isk to me with the subject line "Spacequake insurance" and I'll pay out the full value of the ship or all POS modules in the event of their loss due to Spacequakes.
Also introducing Spaceflood insurance. Did you know that most forms of ship/POS insurance don't cover space floods? But it is the leading cause of spacelosses. Even Platinum Insurance doesn't cover Spacefloods if you read the fine print.
So now, for the low introductory low price of just 2 mil per ship/POS module you too can be safe from this unknown but terrible hazard. |
Lt Forge
Pilots From Honour Aeternus.
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 19:40:00 -
[20]
Well, my old Hulk isn't going anywhere so in your face
|
|
Scout Ops
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 19:47:00 -
[21]
I will do it for 4m isk, all faction stuff is covered.
please send isk now, dont think twice!!!
|
Canaga
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 20:23:00 -
[22]
Originally by: Imagonnawhupya
Originally by: Jacques Lantier Sounds like an good idea. ISK sent!
Are you looking to make a profit off this by the way?
Like any real world insurance company, he will: 1)hope that none of his clients need payouts and 2)try everything in his power to find some reason not to payout (i.e, "you caused the gank by taunting the pirates in local", "you did not adequatly tank your hulk", or "you missed your regular scheduled ship inspection".)
Insurance companies = civilized piracy.
Actually if people stopped being so ignorant they would prob have read the insurance terms and by doing that they would know exactely what is covered. There is a reason insurance terms fill out several pages. The reason is that every situation is covered and while it might be boring to read, it is really a good idea to read them, read them again and do it carefully. If insurance companies just paid anyone coming in from the street with the opinion that he needed money for whatever reason, you would soon find the prices so high that you wouldnt be able to afford the insurance anymore.
The last thing an insurance company wants is to end in the court, and when it happens, 95% of the time they are 100% sure they will win the case. Again because of the general ignorant population.
|
mucachu
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 20:57:00 -
[23]
Originally by: Eastern Promise Now, as many of you know, Hulkageddon is almost upon us. The result will be, unfortunately, lots of dead ships.
There is, however, a way around this. I am not going to claim that I will offer you immunity. What I will offer is full financial reimbursement for any covered clients, instead of empty promises from pirates. The question is, obviously, how can I afford this?
Hulks are the most common ship in EVE. My way of business is simple. The vast majority of hulks in the EVE universe will remain unscathed. There are just too many for the pirates to gangbang. By working with large numbers, at a low premium, I can offer everyone of my clients full coverage. I have already collected insurance premiums from over 50 clients, all personally known. Now I wish to extend to you the same service.
My price is as follows. 5 million ISK per exhumer hull you wish to insure, plus an extra 5 million for every faction/officer/deadspace mod you fit. It pays to be honest, because in order to claim your insurance, you must present me with an unforged killmail.
If you are interested, please send your contribution to me, with the reason as "Insurance Premium" and you will be added to my ever exanding list of clients. If you have any questions, please evemail me, or reply to this thread.
whats this hulkageddan thing then cause i aint heard nothing about it!
|
Honest Jill
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 21:18:00 -
[24]
Eastern Promise is a known scammer whose main is named TenTr0n.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVZLsDxemA0
|
Cyras DeValera
Gallente Situation Grey
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 21:40:00 -
[25]
Very nice scam.. anyone participating won't be reading this far down anyways. =) -CdV
".. the common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility and murder." - Werner Herzog |
Eastern Promise
Hulkagedon Insurance Corp.
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 21:50:00 -
[26]
Originally by: Honest Jill Eastern Promise is a known scammer whose main is named TenTr0n.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVZLsDxemA0
Eh?
Originally by: Cyras DeValera Very nice scam.. anyone participating won't be reading this far down anyways. =)
No scam Cyras, just business
|
Eastern Promise
Hulkagedon Insurance Corp.
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 22:29:00 -
[27]
Just broke the 100 customer mark, please sign up here for your Exhumer insurance! Mine with a new confidence
|
Karsh Koldhart
|
Posted - 2010.01.06 23:28:00 -
[28]
Since you're in it for a profit, will you sell me the list of your clients? I will pay decently... contact in game!
|
Tornim
Minmatar Ihatalo Navy Ihatalo Cartel Navy
|
Posted - 2010.01.07 00:02:00 -
[29]
Originally by: Karsh Koldhart Since you're in it for a profit, will you sell me the list of your clients? I will pay decently... contact in game!
I think this ^ is the true scam behind the OP. A nice juicy list of hulk pilots to agent scan down when hulkageddon starts.
|
Hulkageddon Insurance
Hulkageddon Orphanage
|
Posted - 2010.01.07 00:19:00 -
[30]
As many of you have realized, and which I am confirming here, this is a scam. I am the only Official provider of Hulkageddon insurance. If you will note, Hulkageddon in Eastern Promise's corp is misspelled.
Anyone interested in purchasing insurance should follow the link in my signature, which leads to the only Official, Hulkageddon-endorsed insurance. ----------------- The only OFFICIAL provider of Hulkageddon insurance. http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1246349 |
|
|
|
|
Pages: [1] 2 :: one page |
First page | Previous page | Next page | Last page |