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Stargirl X
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Posted - 2010.01.09 00:23:00 -
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He convo's me, I know right away hes going to want like 500m for a background check to enter a amazing corp.
So i reverse it on him, tell him I want to join and have tech 2 bpo's and a orca I need transported to delve...
Long story short I got him to accept a 50m collateral courier contracts for 900,000 m3 of unpack-aged badgers
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4025/goonc.jpg
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Liang Nuren
The Lollypop Factory
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Posted - 2010.01.09 00:30:00 -
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2 T2 BPOs.... should have asked for more tbh.
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Captian Conrad
Minmatar Empyrean Warriors
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Posted - 2010.01.09 00:34:00 -
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Originally by: Liang Nuren 2 T2 BPOs.... should have asked for more tbh.
Chicks dig scammed t2 bpo's
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Jane Vladmir
Gallente Warmongers
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Posted - 2010.01.09 00:45:00 -
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more like they made a high-risk investment and lost 50m for a chance for alot more
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Kuar Z'thain
Fraser's Finest
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Posted - 2010.01.09 01:03:00 -
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Edited by: Kuar Z''thain on 09/01/2010 01:04:44 erm... wont he just complete the mission to get his isk back?
Sure it will take a Freighter to move but not like Goons don't have a super bridge network and titans coming out of their ears.
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chromez0r
Gallente The LoL crew
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Posted - 2010.01.09 01:04:00 -
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Originally by: Jane Vladmir more like they made a high-risk investment and lost 50m for a chance for alot more
U realise its still a scam no matter how much or how little the isk is.
also u really could have gotten alot more :P
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Mr M
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2010.01.09 01:16:00 -
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Be prepared for a ton of goons posting telling how little they care
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Hungry Bob
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Posted - 2010.01.09 01:19:00 -
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Originally by: Mr M Be prepared for a ton of goons posting telling how little they care
There's nothing the Goons care about more than appearing not to care ^^
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5pinDizzy
Amarr Pillow Fighters Inc
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Posted - 2010.01.09 01:40:00 -
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Good job.
It may have only cost them 50 million isk but it's also a pride dent and forum lulz directed at them so worthwhile.
I think you culda got a lot more tho aswell if you played your cards right.
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Slavemaster
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Posted - 2010.01.09 01:44:00 -
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thi-hi
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Niccolado Starwalker
Gallente Shadow Templars
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Posted - 2010.01.09 02:46:00 -
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:golfclap:
Originally by: Dianabolic Your tears are absolutely divine, like a fine fine wine, rolling down your cheeks until they flow down the river of LOL. |
Sturmwolke
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Posted - 2010.01.09 03:32:00 -
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Not really a succesful scam until the he fails the contracts and you get to keep the collateral. At most, it's just a minor inconvenience in moving all that worthless bulk to NOL |
Minchurra
Caldari Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2010.01.09 03:36:00 -
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I paid my 500 million ISK deposit to the pilot in the recruitment channel.
Can anyone confirm when my appliaction will be accepted?
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Seth Ruin
Minmatar Ominous Corp Cult of War
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Posted - 2010.01.09 04:00:00 -
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Uh... wow. This is, uh... quite the impressive story.
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Awesome Possum
Imperium Signal Corps
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Posted - 2010.01.09 05:09:00 -
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Quote: I was bored as always and figured I'd try something for lols. I log on with an alt and move myself to jita (seriously couldn't think of a better place to try this) and announce in local that im looking for a good 0.0 alliance to join. Now my alt has been around for a while and the employment history makes it believable that I could fly a capship.. At least a carrier..
After a few trys to get a convo from a goonfleet member. I chat with him for a while and play dumb. He tells me that goons are always looking for new people and I could join them, but there is a 500M isk security deposit on the application. I complain that I don't have that much and ask him if he knows of any goon pets that I could join for free. He tells me that the fee would be refunded after the application is successful and I could sell all my stuff to get the isk as the goons would be able to sell me better stuff cheaper (yeah he was trying that hard).
I "suddenly realize" that I have an alt with close to a billion isk's worth of stuff and I could just transfer most of the isk from him.. But that account expired a few months ago and I don't have enough isk for a plex.. I give him the name of my alt (ok, it was some random guy from a corp i used to be in that never logs in but is about my alts age).
After much wrangling the goon recruiter decides to loan me a plex so i can reactivate the account, give him the 350M for the plex back and then hand over the 500M for the security deposit.. As I trust him I go along with this..
+1 free plex to me. Thanks goons!
http://eve-search.com/thread/1125896/page/1 ♥
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Lord Windu
Echelon Solutions Echelon.
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Posted - 2010.01.09 05:29:00 -
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50 mill and not even a great story behind it, ------
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De'Veldrin
Minmatar Special Projects Executive The Obsidian Legion
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Posted - 2010.01.09 05:30:00 -
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Originally by: Awesome Possum
Quote: I was bored as always and figured I'd try something for lols. I log on with an alt and move myself to jita (seriously couldn't think of a better place to try this) and announce in local that im looking for a good 0.0 alliance to join. Now my alt has been around for a while and the employment history makes it believable that I could fly a capship.. At least a carrier..
After a few trys to get a convo from a goonfleet member. I chat with him for a while and play dumb. He tells me that goons are always looking for new people and I could join them, but there is a 500M isk security deposit on the application. I complain that I don't have that much and ask him if he knows of any goon pets that I could join for free. He tells me that the fee would be refunded after the application is successful and I could sell all my stuff to get the isk as the goons would be able to sell me better stuff cheaper (yeah he was trying that hard).
I "suddenly realize" that I have an alt with close to a billion isk's worth of stuff and I could just transfer most of the isk from him.. But that account expired a few months ago and I don't have enough isk for a plex.. I give him the name of my alt (ok, it was some random guy from a corp i used to be in that never logs in but is about my alts age).
After much wrangling the goon recruiter decides to loan me a plex so i can reactivate the account, give him the 350M for the plex back and then hand over the 500M for the security deposit.. As I trust him I go along with this..
+1 free plex to me. Thanks goons!
http://eve-search.com/thread/1125896/page/1
That one is classic. --Vel
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Spurty
Caldari Rionnag Alba Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2010.01.09 05:41:00 -
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tbh, the best goon scams include a ship and pod mail.
Sadly, posting the killmail for the 200mill frigate I sold one in 319, then stripped them of and podded them as they undocked can't be put here.
Anyway, as mentioned previously, the only thing goons really care about is that they come across as made of Teflon.
tbh no ones drinking their coolaid.
Now, get a new character and scam another for 500mill and make sure you get him ganked on the way to deliver it lol
Should be fairly hard for him to get a scouting party together to escort his badgers to Nol.
That route is far from safe for em until they get close to Nol.
Originally by: Hurley I WAS NOT QUITTING SoT AND WAS NOT THINKING ABOUT JOINING IT. PL/SoT MADE A MISTAKE AND ARE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT IT OR FIX IT.
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Az'gaan Karak
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Posted - 2010.01.09 12:38:00 -
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What is a corpse of the Goonswarm leader worth for you mortals?
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2010.01.09 13:22:00 -
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Originally by: Az'gaan Karak What is a corpse of the Goonswarm leader worth for you mortals?
10 units of Protein Delicacies. --------
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CCP StevieSG
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Posted - 2010.01.09 13:24:00 -
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Please continue this discussion in the Crime and Punishment Channel.
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