Northrop
Caldari Euphoria Released
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Posted - 2010.01.10 07:29:00 -
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Edited by: Northrop on 10/01/2010 07:32:33 "Recruiters be aware, e-r pliots have the attention span of a goldfish.." What would a recruitment post be without a tagline.
After more than 4 years, i can only recommend Euphoria Released as a corp for nowadays laid back Factional Warfare pvp with fulltime, experienced people, of which, except for our newest recruits and Soul Redemption (our corp loot *****), everyone, especially Wookie, Edenmain and >>Ardarma<< "shoot him" (not only that his name would make him primary in any way, one has to make sure for his own survival) is able to command and lead a gang/fleet/mining/badger and of course suicide operation and hand out special man love on vent.
The downside is that most of us are UK or to be fair, a Europe based crew, covering respective times, and except for some weird exception like spikster(uk), myself and my insomnia (aut) and our small aussie wing of now four people, we totally are an euro timezone corp. (Right out of my short memory i would say we host europeans such as mainly scottish sheep shaggers, english poledancers, danish caricaturists, holandese weed farmers, ze germans and ze french, slowakian bikers, icelandic VIPs, scandinavian minors, plus wannabe e-r pilots like random italian cursing gobblins. additionally we have candian lumberjacks and southafrican national soccer players.)
Additionally, we receive backup in form of either randomly given free t2 ships or back-to-back reinforcements by our special greek department, Maza Nostra. Their ceo Naruto not only dares to challenge cars on foot directly on the streets of Athens, but aswell provides ultimate gang skill whenever he manages to log in. More common grunts like Defkalion cheeringly loose an arazu whenever it helps an E-r pilot to survive (or not). Whenever found in action, they will prove to be as drunk as the rest of our wings.
Our special and dedicated greek wing, Maza Nostra is currently busy refuelling their ouzo supplies. Dedicated spartans, athenic boy lovers and cretren fishermen may knock on their doors.
Back to us, Euphoria Released:
Hangar equipment otherwise than exotic dancers and livestock is non existant. Personal economic indepenece is the key. We do not care how you get your iskies, piracy is allowed, as always, honour your word. Honour the E-R tag. Getting caught in a belt in a mining barge might though cause further delayed explosions.
As soon as you have proven yourself worthy on our forums and have shown your whoring and derailing ablities, you might experience something as brotherly man love. If our greek wing ever decides to return to full action, make sure to have plenty of additional lube at hand.
In the end to quote Cartiff, our ex-ceo and now wow-***:
"If you decide to join, expect the old **** talk on comms, and randomness. Join me or not, i am not bothered, i personnally am in E-R cos i like the tag, and love the history."
E-R is more than just a tag - it is a way to enjoy EVE, the original way. E-R is a community you join - and you will never loose the link to the forums. E-R is as unstable as EvE - but we don't care...
Contacts: Wookie, Edenmain, Knifee, ******* Bottleson... or join the channel erpub!
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