Tychus
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.06.24 02:28:00 -
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I've been around for a while, as you can see here: http://eveboard.com/pilot/Tychus I've lived in 0.0, high and low sec, WH space, Incursions, mishing, pvp, complexs, mining, yada, yada... ...But what i really like to do is screw with people while making lazy isk. Jita loot thief, Suicide gank spoiler, 'bot unplugger, whatever. I prefer to think of myself as a "High rent free range goods aquisition specialist". Let's be straight forward here. Stealing dropped goods from someone else's freighter gank is ace, tears all around. Blowing up some dolt's retriever is not. Meta 1-5 loot dosen't excite me, like robbing poor people is a waste of time. I'm like a old, fat plecostomus in your space aquarium. I used to wander high sec wardec'ng corp's so i could kill offline POS for labs. It was a good gig, but CCP superfatbasditchsized the Eve client and now i can't run more than 2 accounts at once. That's kinda put a damper on my fun, and it's not always the most social of activities anyway. I was cruising around the other day and noticed multiple systems with 500 mils - 1 billion isk in offline POS mods floating about like unclaimed scooby snacks. Per system. All it takes is 2-4 war decs and some light pvp occasionally. So I'm looking for a crew that takes out POS and splits the loot, or any other nefarious casual activity with a high return value. Turn Offs: Woman with mustaches. Corp thieves/Richard Crainium behavior. There's plenty for Robin Hood to have without pissing in Friar Tuck's cheerios. In fact, the best is to have everyone paid out at the ops end and corp hanger stays empty. Drama Llama kills fun dead. Null sec. It's all: "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss..."(The Who, We don't get fooled again) plus, i hate logging and noticing some pile of weasels has pwnt our station and i have to sell me shineys. Alarm clock ops. I have a job and a home life that takes priority over games. The last time i set my clock for ops was when i found a dood shooting an offline POS. When he didn't respond to me bumping his ship I set my clock for just before DT. I woke up, unanchored the labs right in front of his sleeping dommie, and left. If this made you chuckle, we're prolly cool. Api requests. Screw you, you'll meet my alts when they're helping shoot a POS and getting a share. Turn Ons: Woman with beards High sec. there's nothing like a whole nest of ants working to get together goods i'll cheerfully harvest later. Whacking a POS like a Billion isk pinata, or 100's of millions of shineys in a T1 indy. Derp... Sushi. Must use Team Speak/deodorant/look good in a french maid outfit. I play Eve 3-4 times a week, and a forum ***** i'm not, so Eve mail me if this opportunity interests. Mail charges are off. T
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