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JDawg1290
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Posted - 2010.01.25 01:27:00 -
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Situation: A thuggish looking man walks into your house, and grabs your $1000 TV and takes it out into your lawn. He stands there, staring menacingly at you. You try to confront the man, physically, and he pulls out a shotgun and blows your brains out.
The Result:The police rule it was your fault for trying to take your stuff back. dumbass.
Situation: A man follows you around aiming a gun at your head. You try to disarm him as you do not feel comfortable with him following you.
The Result: as soon as you confront the man the police drive up and shoot you.
Situation: The police send a letter stating that your neighbor may attack you in any way they please starting in 24 hours for the duration of a week.
Result: Your neighbor mortars your house. nobody attends your family's funeral because you deserved it.
sound like a police force anyone else can think of?
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Zill
The Scope
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Posted - 2010.01.25 01:32:00 -
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lol that's actually pretty funny, an so true
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Kyle Langdon
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.25 01:32:00 -
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It's cute when people try to make RL parallels with EVE.
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Ekon Bor
Amarr Van Diemen's Demise
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Posted - 2010.01.25 01:32:00 -
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You done any travel in the third world? It doesn't sound as utterly unreasonable then... except perhaps the letter bit.
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mothyowns
The Restless Masquerade
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Posted - 2010.01.25 01:33:00 -
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I give this troll 9/10, it falls down on originality unfortunately.
http://desusig.crumplecorn.com/ |
Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
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Posted - 2010.01.25 01:37:00 -
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This is pretty funny tbh would read again.
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Danks
Caldari Fat Angry Toe Tappin Inbreds
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Posted - 2010.01.25 01:44:00 -
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1st post
Quote: 2010.01.25 01:27:00
2nd post
Quote: 2010.01.25 01:32:00
Exactly 5 minutes later, coincidentaly that's the time you must wait to post again on the forums. Bumping your own alt troll?
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Paul Atredes
Empire Assault Corp Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2010.01.25 01:50:00 -
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Edited by: Paul Atredes on 25/01/2010 01:51:05 Situation: Me and some guy are playing a fps, I shoot him and his in-game character dies.
The Result: He makes a post on the game's forum demanding the game be changed so he can't be killed. Everyone either ignores or mocks him.
Video games arn't real, hth. |
Bonafyde
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2010.01.25 01:58:00 -
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Originally by: Kyle Langdon It's cute when people try to make RL parallels with EVE.
I was thinking sad
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Theophilas
Amarr DEATH'S LEGION
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Posted - 2010.01.25 02:05:00 -
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*shrugs*
I lol'd.
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.01.25 02:07:00 -
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Originally by: Danks 1st post
Quote: 2010.01.25 01:27:00
2nd post
Quote: 2010.01.25 01:32:00
Exactly 5 minutes later, coincidentaly that's the time you must wait to post again on the forums. Bumping your own alt troll?
hmmm...
Originally by: a51 duke1406 The girls just dont understand that sunday is pvp night, not cuddle on the couch watching tv night.
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.01.25 02:08:00 -
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I haz no alt, I has leet hax!!!!
Originally by: a51 duke1406 The girls just dont understand that sunday is pvp night, not cuddle on the couch watching tv night.
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JDawg1290
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Posted - 2010.01.25 02:08:00 -
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Originally by: Paul Atredes Edited by: Paul Atredes on 25/01/2010 01:51:05 Situation: Me and some guy are playing a fps, I shoot him and his in-game character dies.
The Result: He makes a post on the game's forum demanding the game be changed so he can't be killed. The "carebear griefers" swarming the forum either ignore or mock him.
[sentence that makes no sense].
Situation: Carebear Griefers get nerfed
The Result: Carebear griefers swarm the forums whining
Intersting to see the result if CCP had leaned away from favoring risk free griefing in the first place.
honestly don't you guys spend enough time on the forums? don't you have some mining ship to go suicide gank that isn't even worth suicide ganking to begin with but its free so why not do it anyway? Don't you guys have anyone to go drive away from the game by blowing up their noobship? We've got a hundred carebears crieing for easier griefing for every carebear asking for a change in the game.
PS. I am in no way affiliated with Zill. No you cannot have my API Key to check.
PPS i have not been suicide ganked. Im tired of it being easier for carebear griefers in highsec than people who just want to relax and mine/run some missions. you wanna come be an ass an blow **** up for no reason, you better be ready to work for it, other than buy ship, buy guns, buy insurance, blow **** up.
PPPS i am not quitting. and if i were, i'd let you have my stuff. just as soon as you take it out of this here jetcan...
PPPPS: sec status hit is not a risk. Helllllooooo alt recycling.
PPPPPS: You're right. its not real life. CONCORD has the potential to be so much more efficient.
PPPPPPS: Suicide ganking is not going to be the salvation of EVE's economy. stop spewing that crap.
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Mutant Caldari
Caldari Psykotic Meat Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.01.25 02:15:00 -
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Originally by: JDawg1290
Originally by: Paul Atredes Edited by: Paul Atredes on 25/01/2010 01:51:05 Situation: Me and some guy are playing a fps, I shoot him and his in-game character dies.
The Result: He makes a post on the game's forum demanding the game be changed so he can't be killed. The "carebear griefers" swarming the forum either ignore or mock him.
[sentence that makes no sense].
Situation: Carebear Griefers get nerfed
The Result: Carebear griefers swarm the forums whining
Intersting to see the result if CCP had leaned away from favoring risk free griefing in the first place.
honestly don't you guys spend enough time on the forums? don't you have some mining ship to go suicide gank that isn't even worth suicide ganking to begin with but its free so why not do it anyway? Don't you guys have anyone to go drive away from the game by blowing up their noobship? We've got a hundred carebears crieing for easier griefing for every carebear asking for a change in the game.
PS. I am in no way affiliated with Zill. No you cannot have my API Key to check.
PPS i have not been suicide ganked. Im tired of it being easier for carebear griefers in highsec than people who just want to relax and mine/run some missions. you wanna come be an ass an blow **** up for no reason, you better be ready to work for it, other than buy ship, buy guns, buy insurance, blow **** up.
PPPS i am not quitting. and if i were, i'd let you have my stuff. just as soon as you take it out of this here jetcan...
PPPPS: sec status hit is not a risk. Helllllooooo alt recycling.
PPPPPS: You're right. its not real life. CONCORD has the potential to be so much more efficient.
PPPPPPS: Suicide ganking is not going to be the salvation of EVE's economy. stop spewing that crap.
PPPPPPPS: Stop ****ing whining and HTFU Yeah I am a pirate. What are you gonna do about it? http://www.wi-alliance.com/killboard/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=32678 http://roadkill.igs-corp.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=32678 |
Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.01.25 02:16:00 -
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Originally by: JDawg1290 Situation: A thuggish looking man walks into your house, and grabs your $1000 TV and takes it out into your lawn. He stands there, staring menacingly at you. You try to confront the man, physically, and he pulls out a shotgun and blows your brains out.
The Result:The police rule it was your fault for trying to take your stuff back. dumbass.
This is out of proportion... the thuggish looking man took the TV out of the dumpster you threw it away in, after you start freaking out and coming at him he simply defended himself from a dangerous lunatic.
Originally by: a51 duke1406 The girls just dont understand that sunday is pvp night, not cuddle on the couch watching tv night.
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JDawg1290
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Posted - 2010.01.25 02:35:00 -
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Originally by: Mutant Caldari
Originally by: JDawg1290
Originally by: Paul Atredes Edited by: Paul Atredes on 25/01/2010 01:51:05 Situation: Me and some guy are playing a fps, I shoot him and his in-game character dies.
The Result: He makes a post on the game's forum demanding the game be changed so he can't be killed. The "carebear griefers" swarming the forum either ignore or mock him.
[sentence that makes no sense].
Situation: Carebear Griefers get nerfed
The Result: Carebear griefers swarm the forums whining
Intersting to see the result if CCP had leaned away from favoring risk free griefing in the first place.
honestly don't you guys spend enough time on the forums? don't you have some mining ship to go suicide gank that isn't even worth suicide ganking to begin with but its free so why not do it anyway? Don't you guys have anyone to go drive away from the game by blowing up their noobship? We've got a hundred carebears crieing for easier griefing for every carebear asking for a change in the game.
PS. I am in no way affiliated with Zill. No you cannot have my API Key to check.
PPS i have not been suicide ganked. Im tired of it being easier for carebear griefers in highsec than people who just want to relax and mine/run some missions. you wanna come be an ass an blow **** up for no reason, you better be ready to work for it, other than buy ship, buy guns, buy insurance, blow **** up.
PPPS i am not quitting. and if i were, i'd let you have my stuff. just as soon as you take it out of this here jetcan...
PPPPS: sec status hit is not a risk. Helllllooooo alt recycling.
PPPPPS: You're right. its not real life. CONCORD has the potential to be so much more efficient.
PPPPPPS: Suicide ganking is not going to be the salvation of EVE's economy. stop spewing that crap.
PPPPPPPS: Stop ****ing whining and HTFU
PPPPPPPPS:Make Me.
PPPPPPPPPS: Have fun station camping. |
Kyle Langdon
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.25 02:43:00 -
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Originally by: JDawg1290
Originally by: Mutant Caldari
Originally by: JDawg1290
Originally by: Paul Atredes Edited by: Paul Atredes on 25/01/2010 01:51:05 Situation: Me and some guy are playing a fps, I shoot him and his in-game character dies.
The Result: He makes a post on the game's forum demanding the game be changed so he can't be killed. The "carebear griefers" swarming the forum either ignore or mock him.
[sentence that makes no sense].
Situation: Carebear Griefers get nerfed
The Result: Carebear griefers swarm the forums whining
Intersting to see the result if CCP had leaned away from favoring risk free griefing in the first place.
honestly don't you guys spend enough time on the forums? don't you have some mining ship to go suicide gank that isn't even worth suicide ganking to begin with but its free so why not do it anyway? Don't you guys have anyone to go drive away from the game by blowing up their noobship? We've got a hundred carebears crieing for easier griefing for every carebear asking for a change in the game.
PS. I am in no way affiliated with Zill. No you cannot have my API Key to check.
PPS i have not been suicide ganked. Im tired of it being easier for carebear griefers in highsec than people who just want to relax and mine/run some missions. you wanna come be an ass an blow **** up for no reason, you better be ready to work for it, other than buy ship, buy guns, buy insurance, blow **** up.
PPPS i am not quitting. and if i were, i'd let you have my stuff. just as soon as you take it out of this here jetcan...
PPPPS: sec status hit is not a risk. Helllllooooo alt recycling.
PPPPPS: You're right. its not real life. CONCORD has the potential to be so much more efficient.
PPPPPPS: Suicide ganking is not going to be the salvation of EVE's economy. stop spewing that crap.
PPPPPPPS: Stop ****ing whining and HTFU
PPPPPPPPS:Make Me.
PPPPPPPPPS: Have fun station camping.
I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of all those tears.
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Anorganic
Gallente Perdu Opus
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Posted - 2010.01.25 03:46:00 -
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Originally by: JDawg1290 Situation: A thuggish looking man walks into your house, and grabs your $1000 TV and takes it out into your lawn. He stands there, staring menacingly at you. You try to confront the man, physically, and he pulls out a shotgun and blows your brains out.
The Result:The police rule it was your fault for trying to take your stuff back. dumbass.
Situation: A man follows you around aiming a gun at your head. You try to disarm him as you do not feel comfortable with him following you.
The Result: as soon as you confront the man the police drive up and shoot you.
Situation: The police send a letter stating that your neighbor may attack you in any way they please starting in 24 hours for the duration of a week.
Result: Your neighbor mortars your house. nobody attends your family's funeral because you deserved it.
sound like a police force anyone else can think of?
Buy a gun and lock your door...
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JDawg1290
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Posted - 2010.01.25 04:23:00 -
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Originally by: Kyle Langdon
I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of all those tears.
awww....dry your eyes now. i didn't mean to make you cry.
PS: try some originality? |
Nephilius
Caldari Decimus Corp
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Posted - 2010.01.25 04:31:00 -
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Originally by: JDawg1290
Originally by: Kyle Langdon
I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of all those tears.
awww....dry your eyes now. i didn't mean to make you cry.
PS: try some originality?
Wow, "JDawg" if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black.
Back on topic...who says the guy who took your TV actually looked menacing? Perhaps your own fears created a visage that was much more scary to you than it really was. Honestly, alot of us are smiling, happy folk. We'll gladly teach you the finer points of pvp combat, we aren't ogres!
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JDawg1290
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Posted - 2010.01.25 04:55:00 -
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Originally by: Nephilius
Wow, "JDawg" if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black.
How? i didn't use any super-overused meme.
PS: i know there are real PvP'ers out there. those who were recently blowing up hulks in catalysts are not them :)
PPS: no im not going to stop doing the PS thing. |
Java Hun
Rockey Mountain Lumber Co.
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Posted - 2010.01.25 05:08:00 -
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Originally by: Intense Thinker I haz no alt, I has leet hax!!!!
hahahah
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Kyle Langdon
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.25 05:21:00 -
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Originally by: JDawg1290
Originally by: Nephilius
Wow, "JDawg" if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black.
How? i didn't use any super-overused meme.
PS: i know there are real PvP'ers out there. those who were recently blowing up hulks in catalysts are not them :)
PPS: no im not going to stop doing the PS thing.
You're right all the real pvpers are in 0.0
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JDawg1290
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Posted - 2010.01.25 05:36:00 -
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Well of course this is an alt, just not of anyone posting in this thread :)
to the guy about 0.0: maybe. i'm not concerned with 0.0 in this thread. they make their own fun. |
Dopekitten
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Posted - 2010.01.25 05:36:00 -
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I wholeheartedly agree with the original poster of this magnificent thread.
It's time to tell the truth about Concord. The following will sound tediously familiar to everyone who wants to give Concord condign punishment. Nevertheless, if it believes that everyone who scrambles aboard the Concord bandwagon is guaranteed a smooth ride, then it's obvious why it thinks that cannibalism, wife-swapping, and the murder of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior.
There's a time to keep silent and a time to speak. There's a time to love and a time to hate. There's a time for war and a time for peace. And, I avouch, there's a time to improve the living conditions of the most vulnerable in our societyùthe sick, the old, the disabled, the unemployed, and our youthùall of whose lives are made miserable by Concord. Or, to put it less poetically, nothing unites people like a common enemy. That's why I would encourage everybody to take some shots of their own at Concord by reprimanding it for destroying our moral fiber. Anyhow, I guess I've run out of things to say, so let me just leave you with one parting wish: Together, may we find the inner strength to set the record straight.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.01.25 05:39:00 -
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Originally by: Dopekitten I wholeheartedly agree with the original poster of this magnificent thread.
It's time to tell the truth about Concord. The following will sound tediously familiar to everyone who wants to give Concord condign punishment. Nevertheless, if it believes that everyone who scrambles aboard the Concord bandwagon is guaranteed a smooth ride, then it's obvious why it thinks that cannibalism, wife-swapping, and the murder of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior.
There's a time to keep silent and a time to speak. There's a time to love and a time to hate. There's a time for war and a time for peace. And, I avouch, there's a time to improve the living conditions of the most vulnerable in our societyùthe sick, the old, the disabled, the unemployed, and our youthùall of whose lives are made miserable by Concord. Or, to put it less poetically, nothing unites people like a common enemy. That's why I would encourage everybody to take some shots of their own at Concord by reprimanding it for destroying our moral fiber. Anyhow, I guess I've run out of things to say, so let me just leave you with one parting wish: Together, may we find the inner strength to set the record straight.
You know your being amazingly slack don't you...
What happened to my AF boost? |
Normin Bates
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Posted - 2010.01.25 06:13:00 -
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Situation: A soon to be Biomassed toon trolls C&P.
Result: Success! |
Zill
The Scope
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Posted - 2010.01.25 06:21:00 -
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C&P is notorious for being the schoolyard of EVE, Every time you mention a thread on c&p people laugh in game because they know it's generally hounded by the forum warriors an the highsec "pvp elite". None really take them seriously, I think that's half the reason they talk tough.
We all know how screwed up the game is right now, an we all know (including the lads who see themselves as doing the business) that it needs changing. Will it be, who knows. But arguing with this lot will just get you more spam of "noob go back to wow blah blah blah" rinse repeat...
Dont waste ya breath.
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Kyle Langdon
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.25 06:22:00 -
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Originally by: Zill C&P is notorious for being the schoolyard of EVE, Every time you mention a thread on c&p people laugh in game because they know it's generally hounded by the forum warriors an the highsec "pvp elite". None really take them seriously, I think that's half the reason they talk tough.
We all know how screwed up the game is right now, an we all know (including the lads who see themselves as doing the business) that it needs changing. Will it be, who knows. But arguing with this lot will just get you more spam of "noob go back to wow blah blah blah" rinse repeat...
Dont waste ya breath.
GB2WOW
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Shanghai Lee
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Posted - 2010.01.25 07:29:00 -
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Situation: you are black
The Result: cops assume you have a gun and kill you
Situation: you are a drunk woman
The Result: cops follow you into appartment and **** you
Situation: you are smoking on a subway platform
The Result: cops sodomize you with their nightstick
sound like a police force anyone else can think of?
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