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Chesterr theMolester
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Posted - 2010.02.13 06:53:00 -
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So it snowed here for the first time in the 6 years I've been here and the first time in my 4 year old daughters life. So we made a snowman and for some odd reason i just woke up out of no where to be able to look out my window and watch these two guys steal my snowman. What would you do?
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Tamahra
Gallente Danke fuer den Fisch TriMark Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.13 06:54:00 -
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i would go to the local police station and file a petition against the thievez
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Chesterr theMolester
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Posted - 2010.02.13 07:03:00 -
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I got a strange urge to go out and kick them in the teeth lol
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Sturmwolke
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Posted - 2010.02.13 07:19:00 -
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Go out, scout around, see snowmen, plan an approach to steal them. Enlist the aid of your 4 year old daughter for this task. It's never too young to start. |
Chesterr theMolester
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Posted - 2010.02.13 07:32:00 -
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Eh i went out looking for them for the last 30 mins they took the small one on my door step too.
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Sturmwolke
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Posted - 2010.02.13 07:40:00 -
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So what? The earth is about 510 mil sq kilometers. There MUST be a snowman alive out there .. somewhere. Rent a helicopter. |
Kirra Liu
Echelon Holdings Echelon.
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Posted - 2010.02.13 07:58:00 -
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Originally by: Chesterr theMolester
Originally by: 4 year old daughter
Kirra Liu /Lord Windu |
Sturmwolke
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Posted - 2010.02.13 08:09:00 -
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Who knows. He might be a furry animal molester. |
Abrazzar
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Posted - 2010.02.13 08:11:00 -
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Do what you do in snow related crimes and give them a good soaping up with the frosty stuff. --------
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MHayes
Caldari Rage For Order Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2010.02.13 08:42:00 -
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Wardec.
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Gloria Stitz
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Posted - 2010.02.13 08:44:00 -
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A/S/L ?
(Anti-Snowman League) ------------- 'Don't try to learn Eve all at once, otherwise your brain will explode' - Albert Einstein ------------ |
Demolishar
Uncle BoB on Crack
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Posted - 2010.02.13 08:52:00 -
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Originally by: Chesterr theMolester I got a strange urge to go out and kick them in the teeth lol
Thats what they want you to do. They steal snowmen so the owners go out and kick them in the teeth. Then they get aggro on the owners, take out RPG launchers, and, well, you know the rest...
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Winters Chill
Amarr Shadow Legion. Talos Coalition
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Posted - 2010.02.13 08:55:00 -
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Originally by: Kirra Liu
Originally by: Chesterr theMolester
Originally by: 4 year old daughter
/this
Oh wait. Didn't you know? Child abuse is amusing and "edgy". Its true! I saw teenagers making up in-jokes about it on an internet forum.
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Gladys Pank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.02.13 08:56:00 -
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I would (t)roll a new one ~ Soar Like a Penguin |
Pesky LaRue
Minmatar Brotherhood Of Fallen Angels
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Posted - 2010.02.13 09:15:00 -
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Originally by: Kirra Liu
Originally by: Chesterr theMolester
Originally by: 4 year old daughter
Beat me to it. .
[Brotherhood Of Fallen Angels] |
Krxon Blade
SandStorm.
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Posted - 2010.02.13 09:47:00 -
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According to EvE law, salvaging is allowed. -- Eve battle simulator EVE character creator Eve offline game |
Chesterr theMolester
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Posted - 2010.02.13 10:06:00 -
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LOL but really who the hell steals snowmen at 2am ?? At first i was a little angry but now that i replay the image of them scurrying off with a snowman that was at least 100 lbs is pretty funny.
But i might have to stomp some face if my daughter it upset about her snowman being gone.
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Wang LeeMei
United Kings R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2010.02.13 10:48:00 -
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make a new snowman to keep em busy
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Aka5ha
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.02.13 11:02:00 -
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for the same lulz I used to go grinching. Stealing Christmas lights off your house and stealing baby jesus. If you were poor smash your biggest windows so you couldnt afford gifts for your family
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Chesterr theMolester
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Posted - 2010.02.13 11:06:00 -
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Ya and had i not been on the 2nd floor not dressed to go out side they would have left with alot more then a snowman. People like this should have their heads split open
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Samantha U
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Posted - 2010.02.13 11:10:00 -
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You started playing the snowman game too late, the thieves have way too many sp and you won't be able to catch up, ever. Might as well give up unless you find a way to grind the sp to make yourself equal to the thieves.
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Steve Celeste
Caldari Overdogs
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Posted - 2010.02.13 11:25:00 -
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So let me get this straight...
2 adult males walk into your front yard and pick up large balls of snow that were stacked there? And di what with them, put them in the back of their pickup truck?
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Jennifer Ammant
Amarr Ma'adim Logistics Beyond-Control
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Posted - 2010.02.13 11:29:00 -
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Edited by: Jennifer Ammant on 13/02/2010 11:29:00
Originally by: Samantha U You started playing the snowman game too late, the thieves have way too many sp and you won't be able to catch up, ever. Might as well give up unless you find a way to grind the sp to make yourself equal to the thieves.
No no all you need to as good as them is a select handful of skills Snowman theft 5 chutzpah 5 Bare faced cheek 4 (not worth training to 5). Sure they might be more skilled at you in other areas of thieving but if you specialize you can become their equal fairly quickly.
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CCP Navigator
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.13 12:35:00 -
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Moved from General Discussion.
Navigator Senior Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online
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M'ktakh
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Posted - 2010.02.13 12:43:00 -
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Put their mouths onto the curb.
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Elsa Nietzsche
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Posted - 2010.02.13 14:56:00 -
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form a roaming gang with your family, go put your neighbors snowman into reinforced.
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Unity Love
Caldari Dissonance Corp Primary.
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Posted - 2010.02.13 14:57:00 -
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Originally by: Kirra Liu
Originally by: Chesterr theMolester
Originally by: 4 year old daughter
zomg lol
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Sazkyen
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Posted - 2010.02.13 17:06:00 -
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Edited by: Sazkyen on 13/02/2010 17:10:32
Quite interesting. I'm not sure how the law applies, intellectual property and all, but the best course of action would probably have been to make a video of the snowman heist and put it up on youtube -> epic win.
I mean seriously, that's just so funny. I would have probably laughed my ass off while pointing finger at them.
How lame is that to steal a snowman?
The only wrongdoing there was probably tresspassing. I mean you cannot seriously think that anyone should be prosecuted for stealing a snowman? :) OFC it's still low.
Imagine the headlines:
"Police drops charges as evidence melts before court"
:)
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Kijo Rikki
Caldari Swarm of Angry Bees
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Posted - 2010.02.13 17:10:00 -
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Simply build another and use the story for lulz with your friends.
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Karma
Vortex Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.02.13 18:09:00 -
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don't kick them in the teeth. what you do, when it's that cold outside, is force their face (lips in particular) to some cold metal in the area. the colder the metal the better. if you're really evil the back of your car will do, and then you start driving... slowly at first, then faster and faster.
either way, it's obvious that someone stole their snowman, and now they didn't have the energy to build one for themselves, so they opted to steal yours in a "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em"-type mentality.
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