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Ran Khanon
Amarr Vengeance Innovations
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Posted - 2010.02.26 12:57:00 -
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Hello M or D,
I post this bond offer in an hour of desperate need as I try to scramble all resources needed for the acquiring of a very expensive imaginary asset which is for sale at the moment. Understandably I can't go into detail but she comes with a french accent, her own shoe collection and multiple sets of sexy lingerie and I want her badly.
In order to fund my desire I hereby issue 10 x 200 million Imaginary IskÖ bonds:
- Interest rate 1% / 2 million real isk per bond - Run time: 1 week - Limited to one bond per player - No audit - No collateral
Above details are fixed and not up for discussion.
ò Risks involved:
This loan is completely (R)isk FreeÖ as the principle of Imaginary IskÖ and Inverted Scam MechanicsÖ rule out any chance on losing real isk on this. The only bad things that could happen are losing your Imaginary IskÖ and real isk interest not being paid.
ò About me:
I am an aspiring trader and generally lose most of my isk by trying out experimental trading plans such as this one. I strive to one day become a respected member of M or D but I realize that I still have a long way to go. If all goes well and I can make people happy with this offer I will take it up a step and go for a 5 or even 10 bil Imaginary IskÖ bond offer when the time is right. When it comes to that I will consider paying for an imaginary audit in order to instill the community with some additional trust.
ò List of investors:
Bond# ~ Name Investor --------------------- 01. ~ -open- 02. ~ -open- 03. ~ -open- 04. ~ -open- 05. ~ -open- 06. ~ -open- 07. ~ -open- 08. ~ -open- 09. ~ -open- 10. ~ -open-
ò Final words:
I realize that for most people, investing 200 million of their Imaginary IskÖ is a big leap of faith and there is a fair amount of trust involved. The only thing I can say is that I'm just a soul who's intentions are good, please don't let me be misunderstood.
First 10 to write me an ingame letter with 200 Imaginary IskÖ attached will be the happy bond holders. When I get home from work in a few hours I shall update the list of investors.
That is all,
RK
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flakeys
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.26 13:05:00 -
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Edited by: flakeys on 26/02/2010 13:15:32
At a certain point it starts becoming annoying when the same business-offers -if one can call it such even- start with the same :'Hello M and D'-thingy.
Pointless and useless.If you want to give away isk then just go double your isk in jita and actually double it for a change.
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Weaver Goldentongue
Minmatar Iron Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2010.02.26 13:24:00 -
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I call SCAM!
The accent is undoubtedly fake, the shoes are all comfortable, and I bet you can't make a complete set out of the various bits of lingerie.
An audit should clear this up though...
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Vengeance Innovations
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Posted - 2010.02.26 14:03:00 -
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Originally by: Weaver Goldentongue I call SCAM!
The accent is undoubtedly fake, the shoes are all comfortable, and I bet you can't make a complete set out of the various bits of lingerie.
An audit should clear this up though...
I assure you she is very real.
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CantStopThe Rokh
Selective Pressure
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Posted - 2010.02.26 14:14:00 -
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Edited by: CantStopThe Rokh on 26/02/2010 14:14:09 This seems...odd. I would be surprised if you got investors given that my Imaginary Easy Bake Oven Manipulation BondÖ did not receive funding either.
No one is going to trust you giving isk away like this, even if it is for Easy Bake Ovens
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Lost Hamster
Hamster Holding Corp
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Posted - 2010.02.26 14:28:00 -
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I will be simple:
Originally by: Ran Khanon
- No audit - No Colletal
- No money from MD.
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Vaerah Vahrokha
Minmatar Vahrokh Consulting
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Posted - 2010.02.26 14:39:00 -
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Y.A.W.N.
(Yet Another Wannabe Newbold). - Auditing and consulting
Before asking for investors, please read http://tinyurl.com/n5ys4h and http://tinyurl.com/lrg4oz
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RAW23
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Posted - 2010.02.26 15:00:00 -
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So these are coming in at a rate of one a day, more or less. As was pointed out to me yesterday, we'll need to be careful that all these ridiculous offerings don't make plausible offerings look better than they are (possibly the motivation for putting so much effort in to churning out these crap ones).
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Sonk
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Posted - 2010.02.26 15:08:00 -
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I'll take the full deal. Imaginary ISK transferred
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Morolen1
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Posted - 2010.02.26 15:09:00 -
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Edited by: Morolen1 on 26/02/2010 15:11:11 Didnt we just leave this party...
Though the tone is somewhat humorous.
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Vengeance Innovations
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Posted - 2010.02.26 15:23:00 -
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Originally by: Sonk I'll take the full deal. Imaginary ISK transferred
Thank you for your business. I have to remind you that bonds are limited to one bond per character however. Any excess imaginary isk will be immediately refunded when I get online.
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Drab Cane
Carbenadium Industries
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Posted - 2010.02.26 16:34:00 -
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Hmmm, the role-play is strong in this one. -----------------------------------------------
- Who Dares, Wins
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Dzil
Caldari SafeHouse Investments of Tautology
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Posted - 2010.02.26 17:06:00 -
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/me imagines sending isk to Ran Khanon
Imaginary isk sent. Please confirm receipt by posting here.
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Exordium8
Minmatar Dead poets society The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2010.02.26 17:07:00 -
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Imaginary isk transferred would like one bond please --------------------------------- Pillage, then burn. Everything is air-droppable at least once. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'time to reload.
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CantStopThe Rokh
Selective Pressure
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Posted - 2010.02.26 17:10:00 -
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Very amusing I will take a bond from you Why not send it now?
I do not get it This will not get you your rep This is suspicious
You will not get trust This offer will not build any trust You are wasting time
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Vengeance Innovations
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Posted - 2010.02.26 17:11:00 -
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Edited by: Ran Khanon on 26/02/2010 17:13:48 Imaginary isk from three investors received. List of bond holders updated. 7 bonds unclaimed as of yet.
Thank you for your business,
RK
@CantStopThe Rokh
Please attach your imaginary isk to your reply or in an EVE mail. I can't acknowledge any bonds claimed until this prerequisite has been met.
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CantStopThe Rokh
Selective Pressure
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Posted - 2010.02.26 17:16:00 -
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I mean to be clear Imaginary isk sent Please send me my bond
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Dzil
Caldari SafeHouse Investments of Tautology
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Posted - 2010.02.26 17:21:00 -
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Originally by: CantStopThe Rokh Very amusing I will take a bond from you Why not send it now?
I do not get it This will not get you your rep This is suspicious
You will not get trust This offer will not build any trust You are wasting time
Close, but needs fixed.
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Vengeance Innovations
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Posted - 2010.02.26 17:26:00 -
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Originally by: CantStopThe Rokh I mean to be clear Imaginary isk sent Please send me my bond
Imaginary isk received. You are the proud owner of bond #4 which you can confirm by scrolling up and checking the list of investors. Apart from being noted on above list there is no tangible aspect to holding these bonds. If you do not accept this, I will be happy to return your investment.
Thank you for your business,
RK
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Dzil Alt
Caldari StrwBerry Pancakes
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Posted - 2010.02.26 17:31:00 -
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/imagines sending isk
<insufficient funds>
/Transfers imaginary isk from main
/imagines sending isk
<transfer complete>
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Vengeance Innovations
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Posted - 2010.02.26 17:40:00 -
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Originally by: Dzil Alt /imagines sending isk
<insufficient funds>
/Transfers imaginary isk from main
/imagines sending isk
<transfer complete>
I am truly sorry but I can not accept your investment as the rules state clearly that there is a one bond limit per player in effect (not 'per character') and your name very much suggests that you are in fact an alt of Dzil, holder of bond #2. If you can disprove this I am happy to accept your investment.
/me transfers imaginary isk back to Dzil Alt
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CantStopThe Rokh
Selective Pressure
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Posted - 2010.02.26 17:46:00 -
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Originally by: Dzil
Originally by: CantStopThe Rokh
You will not get trust This offer will not build any trust You are wasting time
Close, but needs fixed.
I have re-read this I was indeed in the wrong I am now shamed
It should read like so: This offer will build no trust I need more practice
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Dethmourne Silvermane
Gallente SRS Industries SRS.
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Posted - 2010.02.26 18:08:00 -
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A long long time ago, I can still remember when I gave you ISK to fill this bond.
And I knew if you had your chance, That you'd make imaginary iskies dance, And give me interest until all the ISK was gone.
But "Hello M or D" made me shiver, With every new bond offer you'd deliver, Bad scam on the doorstep I couldn't take one more step.
And I don't remember if MD Elite gasped, When they heard about Ricdic and Dax, But since then SCAMcalling's much less lax..
And for isk, the new guys asked. --------------------------------- Regarding high-sec mining:
Originally by: AmarrettoDiAmarr 3-4 million ISK/hr is perhaps .15 0r .20 US$/hr; not quite prison wages and you are around less honest people. |
SetrakDark
DarkCorp Holdings
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Posted - 2010.02.26 18:11:00 -
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Originally by: Dethmourne Silvermane A long long time ago, I can still remember when I gave you ISK to fill this bond.
And I knew if you had your chance, That you'd make imaginary iskies dance, And give me interest until all the ISK was gone.
But "Hello M or D" made me shiver, With every new bond offer you'd deliver, Bad scam on the doorstep I couldn't take one more step.
And I don't remember if MD Elite gasped, When they heard about Ricdic and Dax, But since then SCAMcalling's much less lax..
And for isk, the new guys asked.
A+
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flakeys
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.26 18:21:00 -
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Originally by: Dethmourne Silvermane A long long time ago, I can still remember when I gave you ISK to fill this bond.
And I knew if you had your chance, That you'd make imaginary iskies dance, And give me interest until all the ISK was gone.
But "Hello M or D" made me shiver, With every new bond offer you'd deliver, Bad scam on the doorstep I couldn't take one more step.
And I don't remember if MD Elite gasped, When they heard about Ricdic and Dax, But since then SCAMcalling's much less lax..
And for isk, the new guys asked.
Much more amusing then OP , thanks and would read again.
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CantStopThe Rokh
Selective Pressure
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Posted - 2010.02.26 18:46:00 -
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So long and thanks for all the isk So sad that it should come to this We tried to warn you all but oh dear?
You may not share our intellect Which might explain our disrespect For all the terrible posts that grow around you
So long, so long and thanks for all the isk
The thread's about to be destroyed There's no point getting all annoyed Lie back and let the posts dissolve
Despite those scores of scam attempts We thought that most of you were sweet Especially tiny rates and your awful terms
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long and thanks for all the isk
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Dethmourne Silvermane
Gallente SRS Industries SRS.
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Posted - 2010.02.26 18:50:00 -
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This is the end, My scammer friend. This is the end, Of scammer thread, the end Of your elaborate plans, the end Imaginary Isk, the end No (R)isk for us, the end Never "Hello M or D", again But you can reroll and be free To try to scam and be Desperately in need...of some...ISK in hand In hostile... MD land
/thread.
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Originally by: AmarrettoDiAmarr 3-4 million ISK/hr is perhaps .15 0r .20 US$/hr; not quite prison wages and you are around less honest people. |
CantStopThe Rokh
Selective Pressure
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Posted - 2010.02.26 19:09:00 -
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This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: "HUGE SUCCESS!!"
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Khanon Scamming: We do what we want because we can.
For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are broke.
But there's no sense crying over every lost alt. You just keep on trying till you run out of alts. And the scamming gets done. And you make a neat pun for the people who are still naive.
I'm not even angry... I'm being so sincere right now- Even though you broke my thread, and killed me.
And tore it to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so greedy for you!
Now, these posts of scams make for a wonderful time. And we're out of edits. We're reposting ten times! So I'm GLaD I got burned- Think of all the things we learned- for the people who are still naive.
Go ahead and label me... I think I'd prefer to stray aside... Maybe you'll find someone else to scam you? Maybe Riethe? That was a joke! *HAHA- Fat Chance!*
Anyway this bond is great! It's so profitable and safe!
Look at me: still talking when there's scamming to do! When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've frauds to run. There is scamming to be done. On the people who are still naive.
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Dethmourne Silvermane
Gallente SRS Industries SRS.
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Posted - 2010.02.26 19:10:00 -
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You are the very model of a modern scammer general You've "Hello M or D" and lack an audit or collateral Without familiar face and yet "no (R)isk"ing of our ISK at all From alt to alt your titles change but business plan don't change at all
You're very well acquainted with how to copy/paste business plan But not with how to mod it so it's not "copy/paste" called out man I try and try but yet I still simply cannot understand How can you even think that your plan will not get called out as SCAM
How can you even think that your plan will not get called out as SCAM How can you even think that your plan will not get called out as SCAM How can you even think that your plan will not get called out as SCA-A-AM
--------------------------------- Regarding high-sec mining:
Originally by: AmarrettoDiAmarr 3-4 million ISK/hr is perhaps .15 0r .20 US$/hr; not quite prison wages and you are around less honest people. |
CantStopThe Rokh
Selective Pressure
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Posted - 2010.02.26 19:17:00 -
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We didn't start the scammer It was always trying Since the servers's been working We didn't start the scammer No we didn't try it But we tried to fight it
We didn't start the scammer But when we are gone Will it still try on, and on, and on, and on...
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