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LaoTzu II
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Posted - 2010.03.21 03:49:00 -
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"LOFT in space" is looking for a small merc corp to defend us in Sinq Laison region. We can't leave our station because "Mining University of the Greater Universe" is camping us! We can't leave station!! This has been going on for two days now, and they've already destroyed two of our ships. Please help. We can offer a reasonable amount of ISK, but remember, we're only two months old!
I'd prefer a message in game: "LaoTzu II"
Thank you.
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Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere Sev3rance
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Posted - 2010.03.21 04:05:00 -
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Send your ISK to Nexus Kinnon ingame mate and I'll be happy to help you
Originally by: Queue K'Umber It is unseemly when a player becomes a self-congratulatory poastaholic
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Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere Sev3rance
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Posted - 2010.03.21 04:06:00 -
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haha, just kidding perhaps try not to be so utterly terrible at this game in the future mate
Originally by: Queue K'Umber It is unseemly when a player becomes a self-congratulatory poastaholic
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Triple Entendre
Emergence Inc.
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Posted - 2010.03.21 07:11:00 -
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Edited by: Triple Entendre on 21/03/2010 07:12:33 Insure cheap T1 ships, undock, have some fun!
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Gladys Pank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.03.21 07:56:00 -
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I will give you a spine free tip for nothing.
Learn to make insta undocks using an out of corp alt then proceed to carry on with your business.
MORE BETTER tip. Get organised in cheap cruiser fits and focus on ganking their expensive ****zle before you all asplode in glorious victory. Even if you lose 10 TI cruisers, you cost them a lot more taking something shiny out.
Use a throwaway scout or random friendlies to give you intel on what is camping you in at the station.
Also, since you are new and the wardec is not your call... ECM (Blackbirds) **** people off no end, use it to your advantage. Signature removed, ♥ Parrots, but they aren't EVE Online sigs. Zymurgist |
HeliosGal
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.03.21 08:50:00 -
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Find a class 1 womrhole setup a pos and vanish for the week if the have spies find out who they are and pod them Signature - CCP what this game needs is more variance in PVE aspects and a little bit less PVP focus, more content more varied level 1-4 missions more than just 10 per faction high sec low sec and 00 |
Ekon Bor
Amarr Van Diemen's Demise
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Posted - 2010.03.21 10:05:00 -
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Mining University of the whatsathing has 4 members. The CEO has been around for less time than it takes boil an egg. You have 13 people. You're either a troll or developmentally challenged. I would hedge my bets and anticipate you're both.
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Vengeance Innovations
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Posted - 2010.03.21 10:57:00 -
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Originally by: Ekon Bor Edited by: Ekon Bor on 21/03/2010 10:18:57 Mining University of the whatsathing has 4 members. The CEO has been around for less time than it takes boil an egg. You have 13 people. You're either a troll or developmentally challenged. I would hedge my bets and anticipate you're both.
Either way, grow some *******. I'll let you into a trade secret, known only to actual thinking people... whisper it quietly in case they hear you: when someone shoots up your ship, and pods you, not many people know this, but: ITS FREAKIN PIXELS! YOU DON'T REALLY DIE! SO STRAP YOURSELF INTO A FRIGATE YOU PIECE OF AMPHIBIAN **** AND LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE! BULL****! AND I DON'T LIKE THE NAME LAO TZU - ONLY ***GOTS AND CALDARI ARE CALLED LAO TZU! FROM NOW ON YOU'RE GOMER PYLE! DO YOU MAGGOTS UNDERSTAND THAT?!?
!!!
*smashes his coffee mug against the wall and roars* Help us to make parrots game related today! |
Etro Tanar
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Posted - 2010.03.21 13:48:00 -
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Fear not, LaoTzu, I'm on my way!
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Lindsay Logan
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Posted - 2010.03.21 14:23:00 -
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I will accept 100 Million isk, transfer to this char ingame and I will take appropriate action.
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Aloe Cloveris
Broski Enterprises No Fun Allowed
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Posted - 2010.03.21 16:14:00 -
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In 500 words or less:
Platinum insure some cruisers. You get the cost of a naked cruiser PLUS the price of the insurance back when the ship blows up, so the only thing you're risking is the modules you fit (use cheap-ass T1 modules). If a ship has bonuses to a certain weapon type, use that weapon type, on an undock you probably want short-range guns. Pick armor or shields to fortify, never both. Cap boosters + energy neutralizers are great vs. Gallente and Amarrian ships. Read up on ECM. Use voice communication, undock together and everyone shoot at the same individual all at once. Once he's dead, leader picks the next bad guy to pop. If you're into structure, pick a planet or belt and spam the warp button to gtfo the instant you're in your pod. You got your isk back, might've taken one or two bad guys out, might've lost some T1 modules, you might've lost the fight overall but you got some pvp experience and maybe ... maybe even had some fun.
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Mynxee
Hellcats HellFleet
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Posted - 2010.03.21 16:33:00 -
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Originally by: Ekon Bor ITS FREAKIN PIXELS! YOU DON'T REALLY DIE! SO STRAP YOURSELF INTO A FRIGATE YOU PIECE OF AMPHIBIAN **** AND LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!
I think we just found a new Quote of the Year so far.
Bump It! | My Blog: Life in Low Sec |
LaoTzu II
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Posted - 2010.03.21 17:56:00 -
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Edited by: LaoTzu II on 21/03/2010 17:56:33 Thanks to everyone who have offered tips and help, it is much appreciated.
Yes, we're noobs! You have to start somewhere, right? And to those doing the insulting, you're no better than the tools griefing us in game... Hopefully your testicl3s will descend soon.
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Babyblue eye
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Posted - 2010.03.21 18:35:00 -
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Im guess u got robbed? well contact me in game i have an offer for you.
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Dalantech
Gallente Futurus Validus
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Posted - 2010.03.21 18:59:00 -
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Originally by: Mynxee
Originally by: Ekon Bor ITS FREAKIN PIXELS! YOU DON'T REALLY DIE! SO STRAP YOURSELF INTO A FRIGATE YOU PIECE OF AMPHIBIAN **** AND LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!
I think we just found a new Quote of the Year so far.
+1! www.johnkimbler.com |
Creepy Goat
Schindlers Ignore List
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Posted - 2010.03.21 19:22:00 -
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Evemail sent
Also happy to help organise your pilots and advise them on how to fight back. Signature removed for editing moderator warning. Zymurgist |
Ekon Bor
Amarr Van Diemen's Demise
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Posted - 2010.03.21 19:36:00 -
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Edited by: Ekon Bor on 21/03/2010 19:38:52
Originally by: LaoTzu II Edited by: LaoTzu II on 21/03/2010 17:56:33 Thanks to everyone who have offered tips and help, it is much appreciated.
Yes, we're noobs! You have to start somewhere, right? And to those doing the insulting, you're no better than the tools griefing us in game... Hopefully your testicl3s will descend soon.
While I am waiting for my gonads to drop (brick tied to a rope maybe?) I will link the following, which I don't think anyone has done yet (although the advice is similar to what's contained above)
http://evefiles.mysterious-mysteries.com/eve-online_war_target_guide.html
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trenny jr
Caldari Order of Celestial Knights Galactic System Lords Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.21 19:50:00 -
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Originally by: Dalantech
Originally by: Mynxee
Originally by: Ekon Bor ITS FREAKIN PIXELS! YOU DON'T REALLY DIE! SO STRAP YOURSELF INTO A FRIGATE YOU PIECE OF AMPHIBIAN **** AND LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!
I think we just found a new Quote of the Year so far.
+1!
+9000 Signature removed not EVE related - Adida [00:18:49] Lady Spank > /emote squiggles
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2010.03.21 20:19:00 -
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****, you're Lao Tzu (or at least his clone, created from skin flakes found on a sagely book of his), can't you - y'know - think up some strategies or tactics or crap? ---
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genette devo
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2010.03.21 21:35:00 -
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Originally by: Captain Pompous ****, you're Lao Tzu (or at least his clone, created from skin flakes found on a sagely book of his), can't you - y'know - think up some strategies or tactics or crap?
Sun Tzu was the military strategist, Lao Tzu was a philosopher.
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.21 22:51:00 -
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Originally by: Mynxee
Originally by: Ekon Bor ITS FREAKIN PIXELS! YOU DON'T REALLY DIE! SO STRAP YOURSELF INTO A FRIGATE YOU PIECE OF AMPHIBIAN **** AND LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!
I think we just found a new Quote of the Year so far.
First time the forums made me chuckle in a while.
Reminds me of this guy.
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Ganka Claws
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Posted - 2010.03.21 23:51:00 -
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Hmmm.
So they're camping your station? You know not only where they are but who they are precisely?
Am I the only person who thinks this is the penultimate setup for happy happy, joy joy?
Here's my solution in 50 words or less: suicide gank them with alts.
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Ekon Bor
Amarr Van Diemen's Demise
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Posted - 2010.03.22 00:25:00 -
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Originally by: AdmiralJohn
Originally by: Mynxee
Originally by: Ekon Bor ITS FREAKIN PIXELS! YOU DON'T REALLY DIE! SO STRAP YOURSELF INTO A FRIGATE YOU PIECE OF AMPHIBIAN **** AND LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!
I think we just found a new Quote of the Year so far.
First time the forums made me chuckle in a while.
Reminds me of this guy.
I should mention (before someone else does) that with the exception of the pixels bit etc I was basically channeling the spirit of that unparalleled motivator of men, Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann. An inspiration for all of us.
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2010.03.22 07:07:00 -
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Originally by: genette devo
Originally by: Captain Pompous ****, you're Lao Tzu (or at least his clone, created from skin flakes found on a sagely book of his), can't you - y'know - think up some strategies or tactics or crap?
Sun Tzu was the military strategist, Lao Tzu was a philosopher.
I stand corrected (I was drunk at the time), but at the very least can't he philosophise about his situation?! ---
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PMolkenthin
NibbleTek
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Posted - 2010.03.22 07:39:00 -
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Undock and fight. Win or lose you will find that it's more fun than all the other stuff in EVE. ---
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Polaris Lumine
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2010.03.22 10:26:00 -
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omfg one of the best things about coming back to Eve after a break is reading the forums. Some funny sh*t! lol
The best advice you've been given is that referring to you kitting out some t1 ships (and I also agree the blackbird will be a great asset in this instance) and all undocking at once. If those ships pop, they pop. Insured you'll lose much less than if you paid a merc corp. They'll be in shiny ships that they wouldn't dare take to a real pvp mash up and so you only have to pop one or two of those for them to start feeling the pinch.
Have some fun. You'll love pvp!
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Jotobar
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Posted - 2010.03.22 11:16:00 -
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Edited by: Jotobar on 22/03/2010 11:18:43
Originally by: LaoTzu II Hopefully your testicl3s will descend soon.
Someone just forced you into an situation where for the first time in the game you had to react to pvp and you ran to the forums trying to get yourself scammed.
make an instant warp undock point like suggested, a couple of other bookmarks at different ranges, get on voice comms, insure a couple of destroyers and frigates, undock at the same time, call primaries and points, have some fun.
good luck.
Originally by: Ekon Bor ITS FREAKIN PIXELS! YOU DON'T REALLY DIE! SO STRAP YOURSELF INTO A FRIGATE YOU PIECE OF AMPHIBIAN **** AND LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!
haha you're awsome.
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Critter Blacklung
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Posted - 2010.03.22 13:13:00 -
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Does your corporation have any tangible assests outside that station? If so... are they of any value to you or no?
Honestly, with how young you are and your corp is, empty the corp hangers in station, disband the corp, reform as a new corp. Problem solved.
If they continue to war dec your new corp, repeat. If it continues after that, that may be viewed as harassment.
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Suitonia
Gallente Genos Occidere Sev3rance
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Posted - 2010.03.22 13:27:00 -
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The only thing this post will achieve is more people wardeccing you when your current hosts are done. ---
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Suitonia
Gallente Genos Occidere Sev3rance
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Posted - 2010.03.22 13:33:00 -
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Originally by: Critter Blacklung Does your corporation have any tangible assests outside that station? If so... are they of any value to you or no?
Honestly, with how young you are and your corp is, empty the corp hangers in station, disband the corp, reform as a new corp. Problem solved.
If they continue to war dec your new corp, repeat. If it continues after that, that may be viewed as harassment.
Actually, as been stated by a GM many times, you are allowed to wardec someone as much as you want, just as they are allowed to form and drop corporation as much as they want. ---
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