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Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
1075
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Posted - 2012.07.05 21:47:00 -
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Step 1 - We admitted we were powerless over our addiction - that our posts had become unreadable Step 2 - Came to believe that a Moderator greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity Step 3 - Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of The Mods as we understood The Mods Step 4 - Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our posts Step 5 - Admitted to The Mods, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our shiptoasting Step 6 - Were entirely ready to have The Mods remove all the defects in these posts Step 7 - Humbly asked The Mods to remove our shiptoasts Step 8 - Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all Step 9 - Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others Step 10 - Continued to take personal inventory and when we shiptoasted promptly admitted it Step 11 - Sought through study and meditation to improve the veracity of our posts and the level of game-related content therein Step 12 - Having had an intellectual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other addicts, and to practice these principles in all our posts
In this thread, you will find uncritical support for your addiction to badpoasting. No one will ask you to post with your main here. All we ask is that you start on the path to good-posting and start by admitting your condition.
My name is not Lina... I am a shiptoaster.
I admit I once fed a troll. An explanation of Eve socialization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE |
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
509
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Posted - 2012.07.05 21:50:00 -
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I regret nothing |
Unimaginative Guy
Daralux SpaceMonkey's Alliance
20
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Posted - 2012.07.06 02:44:00 -
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I havn't shitposted yet but I really should start.....
sounds like endless fun. |
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
555
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Posted - 2012.07.06 02:48:00 -
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What do you get in return for not shiptoasting? Just vague, teasing promises? I call them the real trolls. I will not be voting in the CSM election, so you need to go vote to make up for me. |
Charles Baker
Federal Mineral Acquisition
14
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Posted - 2012.07.06 02:57:00 -
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Unimaginative Guy wrote:I havn't shitposted yet but I really should start.....
sounds like endless fun.
Well on your way son. |
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
512
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Posted - 2012.07.06 03:02:00 -
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Unimaginative Guy wrote:I havn't shitposted yet but I really should start.....
sounds like endless fun.
Beware, it is the drug of drugs. One good hit and you'll be hooked for life. |
Charles Baker
Federal Mineral Acquisition
14
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Posted - 2012.07.06 03:06:00 -
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Anyone else notice that Lina's avatar has ridiculous boobs? |
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
555
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Posted - 2012.07.06 03:23:00 -
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^ I think they just put me in Boobs anonymous. I will not be voting in the CSM election, so you need to go vote to make up for me. |
Corina Jarr
Spazzoid Enterprises Purpose Built
959
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Posted - 2012.07.06 03:36:00 -
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Charles Baker wrote:Anyone else notice that Lina's avatar has ridiculous boobs? Has anyone noticed that EVE clothing is impossibly form fitting? |
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
555
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Posted - 2012.07.06 03:40:00 -
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You have to wear smaller sizes to obtain that in real life. I will not be voting in the CSM election, so you need to go vote to make up for me. |
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Virgil Travis
GWA Corp Unified Church of the Unobligated
408
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Posted - 2012.07.06 03:49:00 -
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Charles Baker wrote:Anyone else notice that Lina's avatar has ridiculous boobs?
Those aren't boobs, that's a dead heat in a zeppelin race Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims. |
Morganta
Peripheral Madness The Midget Mafia
1732
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Posted - 2012.07.06 03:50:00 -
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I'm very comfortable with my shitposting and have no regrets whatsoever "You were the chosen one Anakin, you were supposed to bring order to the galaxy, not destroy it!" -Obi Wan (Ben) Kenobi -á |
ShipToaster
169
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Posted - 2012.07.06 04:06:00 -
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I am not just a shiptoaster but am the one and only ShipToaster. Begin |
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
1177
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Posted - 2012.07.23 03:05:00 -
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Corina Jarr wrote:Charles Baker wrote:Anyone else notice that Lina's avatar has ridiculous boobs? Has anyone noticed that EVE clothing is impossibly form fitting? Advanced space-age materials, FTW. An explanation of Eve socialization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE |
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
1177
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Posted - 2012.07.23 03:07:00 -
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rodyas wrote:^ I think they just put me in Boobs anonymous. Step 1... We admitted we were hopelessly addicted to boobs... An explanation of Eve socialization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE |
stoicfaux
1282
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Posted - 2012.07.23 03:12:00 -
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My posts are perfectly normal/average. Everyone else's posts are either shiptoasts or works of art.
~Einstein, Theory of Relativity
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
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Serena Serene
Selective Hearing Nearly Feared
1761
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Posted - 2012.07.23 03:18:00 -
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I think it's much more Einstein to say that the "perfect" shiptoast's badness is constant compared to all other toasts, not matter how good or bad they are. And it's impossible for any shiptoaster with any amount of understanding of EvE's nature to reach the perfect shiptoast, while those without any understanding of EvE cannot -not- toast on the perfect shiptoast's level. Also it's impossible to shiptoast worse than the perfect shiptoast. |
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
1179
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Posted - 2012.07.23 03:28:00 -
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Serena Serene wrote:I think it's much more Einstein to say that the "perfect" shiptoast's badness is constant compared to all other toasts, not matter how good or bad they are. And it's impossible for any shiptoaster with any amount of understanding of EvE's nature to reach the perfect shiptoast, while those without any understanding of EvE cannot -not- toast on the perfect shiptoast's level. Also it's impossible to shiptoast worse than the perfect shiptoast. Unless the universe is closed, in which the degree of shippiness may reach all the way round the continuum of cognition, on into excellence, and back to excrescence. When that happens, one must measure the number of times the toast has spanned the conceptual continuum and come back to meet itself in order to gauge the magnitude of its terribleness.
Perfect shiptoasts, then, must be recursive, and likely must contain at least one tautology. An explanation of Eve socialization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE |
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
116
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Posted - 2012.07.23 03:53:00 -
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If you've shiptoasted correctly, no one will be sure if you shiptoasted at all. ISD Dorrim Barstorlode Ensign Community Communication Liasions (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Gorinia Sanford
Sons of Russ
27
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Posted - 2012.07.23 03:54:00 -
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Lina Alar wrote:Step 1 - We admitted we were powerless over our addiction - that our posts had become unreadable Step 2 - Came to believe that a Moderator greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity Step 3 - Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of The Mods as we understood The Mods Step 4 - Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our posts Step 5 - Admitted to The Mods, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our shiptoasting Step 6 - Were entirely ready to have The Mods remove all the defects in these posts Step 7 - Humbly asked The Mods to remove our shiptoasts Step 8 - Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all Step 9 - Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others Step 10 - Continued to take personal inventory and when we shiptoasted promptly admitted it Step 11 - Sought through study and meditation to improve the veracity of our posts and the level of game-related content therein Step 12 - Having had an intellectual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other addicts, and to practice these principles in all our posts
In this thread, you will find uncritical support for your addiction to badpoasting. No one will ask you to post with your main here. All we ask is that you start on the path to good-posting and start by admitting your condition.
My name is not Lina... I am a shiptoaster.
I admit I once fed a troll.
Well played madam, well played.
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Grumpymunky
Super Monkey Tribe of Danger
378
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Posted - 2012.07.23 04:06:00 -
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stoicfaux wrote:My posts are perfectly normal/average. Everyone else's posts are either shiptoasts or works of art.
~Einstein, Theory of Relativity
Einstein married his cousin. He theorised, however, that it was ok to be attracted to a close relative if she had knockers like the OP's. This became known as Einstein's Theory of Relativetitty. Post with your monkey. |
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
534
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Posted - 2012.07.23 04:28:00 -
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"Non, je ne regrette rien, rien!" (Edith Piaf) In irae, veritas. |
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
1182
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Posted - 2012.07.23 05:00:00 -
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:If you've shiptoasted correctly, no one will be sure if you shiptoasted at all. Quoted for truthiness.
When you've read a particularly high caliber shiptoast, you often feel like you're wearing too many T-Shirts, and the one on the outside reads "Nous avec au bon pains" (creatively translated: "We have good buns"). An explanation of Eve socialization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE |
Fatbottom Girl
State War Academy Caldari State
35
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Posted - 2012.07.23 05:08:00 -
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Charles Baker wrote:Anyone else notice that Lina's avatar has ridiculous boobs?
Chests are the best feature of the character creator |
Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
60
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Posted - 2012.07.23 05:11:00 -
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I am Adalynne Rohks.
I am a shiptoaster.
I have no regrets.
I am shameless.
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Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
534
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Posted - 2012.07.23 05:12:00 -
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I...I...OMG, I can no longer resist...
THIS THRAED IS NOW ABOUT CATS!!11!!oneone!
(Because anyone who can't say "Awwwwww..." to this should probably seek help.) In irae, veritas. |
Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
60
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Posted - 2012.07.23 05:14:00 -
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Tarryn Nightstorm wrote:I...I...OMG, I can no longer resist... THIS THRAED IS NOW ABOUT CATS!!11!!oneone! (Because anyone who can't say "Awwwwww..." to this should probably seek help.)
I give you a 4/10. Looks like there's some potential, and you put some nice effort into it, but exceptional shiptoasting requires much more subtlety. And maybe if you changed the lighting, that would help, too... I dunno. |
Grumpymunky
Super Monkey Tribe of Danger
380
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Posted - 2012.07.23 05:19:00 -
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Tarryn Nightstorm wrote:I...I...OMG, I can no longer resist... THIS THRAED IS NOW ABOUT CATS!!11!!oneone! (Because anyone who can't say "Awwwwww..." to this should probably seek help.) Awwwwww...
Post with your monkey. |
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
534
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Posted - 2012.07.23 06:38:00 -
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Adalynne Rohks wrote:Tarryn Nightstorm wrote:I...I...OMG, I can no longer resist... THIS THRAED IS NOW ABOUT CATS!!11!!oneone! (Because anyone who can't say "Awwwwww..." to this should probably seek help.) I give you a 4/10. Looks like there's some potential, and you put some nice effort into it, but exceptional shiptoasting requires much more subtlety. And maybe if you changed the lighting, that would help, too... I dunno.
Scalpels are great.
But chainsaws, they're fun.
In irae, veritas. |
Goremageddon Box
Guerrilla Flotilla
352
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Posted - 2012.07.23 07:05:00 -
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They see me shiptoasting. They hatin they se me trollin... They crazay.
i hull tank cus it makes my ship toasty |
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