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Valentina Valentia
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2010.04.06 12:08:00 -
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Edited by: Valentina Valentia on 06/04/2010 12:10:10 All ships in EVE should be equiped with an "O-Shyt" button.
When pressed, it undoes every stupid thing you just did, reverts the servers back to the point of the "emergency" that caused you to push it... then places you and yours in a nice warm womb-like hanger, with all your stuff safe and sound, hands you a glass of warm milk and a cookie and hugs and holds you for several mins until you stop hyper-ventilating...
This is a Mid-Slot Module.
Overheating the button deposits a binky in your cargo hold.
It can also be scripted to be-moan Dev's or to be-rate the offending party.
The T2 variant also offers pizza and a DVD and to call your friends (and bribe them to come over) so you can feel better.
The T3 version is still in dev... it provides a Kitten, but PETA has a temp ban on it as it would be animal abuse.
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Jerid Verges
Gallente The Society of Innovation The Last Stand
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Posted - 2010.04.06 15:55:00 -
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This is blatant discrimination against Gallente ship users. Most Gallente have fewer midslots then other ships.
This should be a highslot item!!!
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Xonus Calimar
Terra Incognita Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2010.04.06 17:00:00 -
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Not supported, this module would cause way to much lag during fleet fights in 0.0.
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Mr LaForge
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Posted - 2010.04.06 17:29:00 -
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Not supported. It would cause Jita to crash more often than normal.
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Krennel Darius
Caldari Nova Security Systems
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Posted - 2010.04.06 17:37:00 -
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IT Alliance is already testing CCP's prototype of this module.
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Abbot Laarkin
Order Of Mystical Mountain Monks
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Posted - 2010.04.06 19:11:00 -
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Unsupported until the following questions are answered..
1. What Pizza?
2. What DVD?
3. What friends?
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Originally by: Sir Carnage
Originally by: Marko Riva Why does that read like they're all 12 and have an IQ of 37?
I was under the impression they were 37 and had an IQ of 12
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