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AdmiralJohn
Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.08 02:12:00 -
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Friends, trolls, countrymen;
It has fallen upon my shoulders to inform you that the end days are neigh. A new conflict is approaching that will make even the northern conflict seem like a play yard scuffle. Fighting will break out in every sector, ships will be destroyed in astounding numbers, and the economy will tumble. How do I know?
Quote: Quantum Cats Syndicate Declares War Against Elysium Alliance From: CONCORD Sent: 2010.04.08 00:05
Quantum Cats Syndicate has declared war on Elysium Alliance. Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
That's right, folks: this merry band of station traders / alt corps will soon be forced to cower in the very stations they never undock from. Millions of lives are at stake, and we must now be forced to come to terms with this evil. Who knows what these baby-eating, penny-pinching, foot-licking neer-do-wells will do if Elysium looses this war!
For all those who fear, we here at Elysium have an ace in the hole: As it stands, the "Quantum Cats" (It really is impossible to tell if they are dead or not) are a member of the Gallente factional warfare alliance thingy! Hopefully we will be able to use this to come up with something really clever, but as of right now a foolproof plan has yet to be invented. More on this soon.
I will continue to keep the public aware of our struggle against this menace. Please keep Elysium in your prayers.
P.S. I rate myself -11/10 P.P.S. Forum *****s everywhere are calling this OP "pathetic" P.P.P.S I promised them a ****-poast, and this is what they got.
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Qnut
Caldari AUS Corporation United Front Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.08 02:29:00 -
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****ing in OP's ocean of ****.
thanks for your time.
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AdmiralJohn
Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.08 02:32:00 -
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Originally by: AdmiralJohn pathetic
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Kallieah
Amarr The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.08 02:35:00 -
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I approve of this product or service!
Wars make me giggle, after all!
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Kallicakes
Minmatar The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.08 02:53:00 -
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Originally by: AdmiralJohn
Originally by: AdmiralJohn pathetic
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failpirate
Minmatar The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.08 03:01:00 -
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Originally by: Kallicakes
Originally by: AdmiralJohn
Originally by: AdmiralJohn pathetic
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Kallieah
Amarr The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.08 03:10:00 -
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Originally by: failpirate
Originally by: Kallicakes
Originally by: AdmiralJohn
Originally by: AdmiralJohn pathetic
This
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Campaign lvl5
Amarr NoobFleet G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2010.04.08 03:40:00 -
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Quote: the end days are neigh
Will there be a lot of horses?
will the be set LOOSE?
Campaign
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Praetor Novak
Gallente Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.04.08 05:39:00 -
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"War. War never changes." and in EVE this means there will always be war.
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orphenshadow
Gallente Easy Co. Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.04.08 09:07:00 -
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Who is Elysium Alliance again? |
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Poo Ka'hontas
Amarr Red Eye Brigade Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.08 12:05:00 -
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Originally by: orphenshadow Who is Elysium Alliance again?
We are the wind beneath our feets
______________________________________________ My sig is on strike due to lack of attention! |
Lord Zekk
Caldari 22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit OWN Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.08 13:00:00 -
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Cheering on the Q Cats. Good luck to both sides. Hopefully this war will be less painful to follow than the one we're a part of. (Though it is my fault for reading CAOD) ----------------------------------------
We are recruiting. Visit us at http://www.22ndbrdu.com |
Ricelord
Caldari Elysium Holdings Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.08 13:19:00 -
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Hi there Swift here
I have nothing to say about this incident. When I saw the "notification" tab blinking I really hoped that I didn't forget to pay the alliance bill. Gladly, that was not the case.
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AdmiralJohn
Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.08 20:36:00 -
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Edited by: AdmiralJohn on 08/04/2010 20:45:55
Originally by: orphenshadow Who is Elysium Alliance again?
Just a bunch of second-rate losers, pay them no heed.
EDIT: Originally by: Campaign lvl5
Quote: the end days are neigh
Will there be a lot of horses?
will the be set LOOSE?
Campaign
Got some spellin' errors there, bro~~
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Nocturnal Avenger
Minmatar x13 IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.08 20:41:00 -
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Originally by: AdmiralJohn Friends, trolls, countrymen;
Ha, ha, ha
Definitely a good post with about zero content :P
- Carebear Pirate - |
Ricelord
Caldari Elysium Holdings Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.08 20:55:00 -
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Edited by: Ricelord on 08/04/2010 20:59:27 nothing <3
I be nice
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ghengis khan2
Caldari Shad0wtech Forbidden Domain
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Posted - 2010.04.08 21:01:00 -
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isnt a "neigh "the sound a horse makes ? [url] |
AdmiralJohn
Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.08 21:14:00 -
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Originally by: ghengis khan2 isnt a "neigh "the sound a horse makes ?
Shouldn't you capitalize sentences and use apostrophes, as well as close quotations around a word? I'm not bein' critical though, don't worry.
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Daniel Essig
Gallente Ascendent. Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2010.04.08 21:17:00 -
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QCATS are old friends and are not someone to be taken lightly...
Proceed with this war with caution
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Ricelord
Caldari Elysium Holdings Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.08 21:18:00 -
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Originally by: Daniel Essig QCATS are old friends and are not someone to be taken lightly...
Proceed with this war with caution
I hereby make QCATS an offer: For 25m weekly payment, I will declare the war mutual. Forever, if they want. They could save half the fees!
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failpirate
Minmatar The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.08 21:23:00 -
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i agree with daniel, tbh. if qcats decced us, they must know they're going to destroy us. you guys joke about being station traders who never undock, but they must have some technique for penetrating station walls and killing you while you're docked.
if you could take this a little more seriously, i'd appreciated. i would say this in alliance chat but everyone blocked me.
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Prissa
Amarr The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.08 22:31:00 -
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Originally by: failpirate
How come that guy never says anything?
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Kallieah
Amarr The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.09 01:14:00 -
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Originally by: Daniel Essig QCATS are old friends and are not someone to be taken lightly...
Proceed with this war with caution
I'm glad they have a reputation, really. So far, there's nothing to report. No activity and they abandoned their public channel just after our HEROIC forces invaded it to troll them. I'd say we have them by at least 20 million fictional win points.
As the tide of war shifts one way or the other, I will continue to allocate fictional win points to track the most impressive activities and keep you, the fine residents of this forum informed of progress. Eyes on this thread for nudity...errr...more information.
Current Score in FWPs: ---------------------- Elysium - Eleventy Gajillion QCATS - None
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failpirate
Minmatar The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.09 12:22:00 -
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Dear Friends,
I come bearing unfortunate news. Last night at 02:54 my Rifter was blown up. This is our first loss since the conflict began. It was a hard fought battle but in the end I was unable to match my opponent.
He is in no way affiliated with QCATS or the war, but I feel this is a strong blow against Elysium, demonstrating the courage, resolve, and elite combat skills of Quantum Cats.
As always, we will continue to deliver news as the war progresses.
Fly safe out there.
failpirate
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Kallieah
Amarr The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.09 13:03:00 -
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Edited by: Kallieah on 09/04/2010 13:04:40 Due to the significance of our first loss and the massive cost of replacement for the destroyer rifter, I am forced to award QCATS a significant number of fictional win points. This puts Elysium Alliance's lead in serious jeapordy. The scores now stand as follows:
Current Score in FWPs --------------------- Elysium - Eleventy Gajillion QCATS - 19.463
In the future Elysium will attempt to minimize losses inflicted by non war targets by cleverly hanging old alarm clocks on the exteriors of our shuttles to deflect the angry glares of station dock workers while we continue to spin unabated.
Lastly, I have not personally seen a war target just yet. One member of our alliance has spotted one of them once. Since we continue to take a commanding lead over their public channel QCATS, I'm now certain that their corp consists entirely of one player running enough accounts to have 75 characters. It is lonely as a role player after all so one frequently plays with themselves.
Ninja Edit: Spelling, Oscar, Grammy, Emma, Potatoes
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Ricelord
Caldari Elysium Holdings Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.09 15:47:00 -
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++++++++++NEWSFLASH++++++++++
Today, a bag of rice was found lying on its side in the otherwise so precisely arranged storage halls of the Ricelord. QCATS deny any kind of involvement in this gruesome act of terrorism, but war correspondents consider this incident to be a possible trigger for further escalation of the conflict which is threatening to shake the universe to the core.
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Ricelord
Caldari Elysium Holdings Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.09 16:13:00 -
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Thanks for stealth editing this topic. Who may I thank for that?
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Poo Ka'hontas
Amarr Red Eye Brigade Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.09 18:29:00 -
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Terribad warnews from Minmatar Region
Yesterday, whilst trading and trolling in "my" station, i lost my connection. It caused me a major setback iskwise as i missed out on the opportunity for a wholesale on cheap Heavy Havocs (2k of them). I, as the war-victim above me also stated, did not see a single wartarget either before or after this incident..
Who are this QCATS..? Can they not be seen..? Are they the unpixeled vengeance from beyond internets..?
Mum.... im scared now ______________________________________________ My sig is on strike due to lack of attention! |
AdmiralJohn
Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.09 19:58:00 -
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Originally by: Poo Ka'hontas Who are this QCATS..? Can they not be seen..? Are they the unpixeled vengeance from beyond internets..?
Mum.... im scared now
I might soon make this standard reading. It will help you understand our foe.
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failpirate
Minmatar The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.09 23:57:00 -
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BM just called me and asked that i post this for him, heh. he tried, but apparently he's unable to for some reason.
post From: BowelMovement Sent: 2010.04.09 23:48 To: failpirate,
ok these guys are total douches. i was laughing at this at first but they just killed me a bunch of times , i went to there system just to check things out and they killed me twice while i was mining and a couple other times.
wtf im all for wars and pvp but if your goin to fight at least fight fair. why would you kill someone mining thats just stupid you do'nt get anyting from it !
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