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Imagonnawhupya
Emergence Inc.
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Posted - 2010.04.12 01:58:00 -
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During Hulkageddon I was in a Gallente mining system flying a hurricane. I come across this covetor using mining drones. It seemed too easy, so I tackle and start blasting him...with blasters. I was young and stupid. Concord took care of me pretty quick. I think I got him down to half-shields.
Then I proved just how young and stupid I was by doing it again in another hurricane...with blasters. Concord took care of me quite quickly.
The upshot of all of this was that I freaked the miner out so much that he started mining in a mega.
I like to ninja salvage now...
Originally by: CCP Shadow This thread has been cleansed of bodily fluid references - CCP Shadow
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Imagonnawhupya
Emergence Inc.
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Posted - 2010.04.13 19:56:00 -
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Ok. I've got another one. I'm in my PvE-fitted drake on my way through low-sec for a mission. I come through a gate and find an easy kill on the other side. Why I say it was easy will become clear in a moment.
So I target and attempt to fire on the ship. I get walloped by the sentry guns, but they only take my shields down by a 3rd. But because I'm young, I decide to not chance it and warp out after sending off 1 volley from my launchers. As I leave, I get a message in local, "please don't kill me. I have no guns". I start laughing as I warp away and then check the killmail.
There is no killmail. My 6 heavy launchers didn't take out the target.
The target was a pod.
I spent the next 15 minutes warping between safe spots to avoid the reds who were trying to track me, until I could safely dock up.
Originally by: CCP Shadow This thread has been cleansed of bodily fluid references - CCP Shadow
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Imagonnawhupya
Emergence Inc.
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Posted - 2010.04.16 17:38:00 -
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This thread delivers
Originally by: CCP Shadow This thread has been cleansed of bodily fluid references - CCP Shadow
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Imagonnawhupya
Emergence Inc.
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Posted - 2010.05.05 16:43:00 -
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Hmmm, I notice a major contributing factor in most of these fails:
Booze, and lots of it.
I had no idea pirate ships came stocked with so much Jack D. Is a wine rack part of the ship blue-prints?
Originally by: CCP Shadow This thread has been cleansed of bodily fluid references - CCP Shadow
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